@jsleeio Nope, haven’t seen any of the Daniel Craig movies. In a water that’s how this idea started.
joshgans Non-Canadians only. Have you heard of “Come from Away”?
HenriVanhanen BREAKING: The Parliament of Finland has voted 188 out of 200 in favor of NATO membership.
An expected landslide of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2W
RALee85 A Ukrainian NLAW team with a Delfast e-bike.
t.me/The3rdForceUA/… pic.twitter.com/3DY8orXXgA
@PaulineGambley Lol. Open pool reactors are actually a thing, but yeah you don’t wander around them. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swimming_…
@alexkidman I was tempted to run it three or four days a week but that seemed insane.
@deanlk No plans as yet for that, but I’m open to suggestions.
@alexkidman Yeah they promoted it as a Bond Marathon to coincide with the latest movie hitting Prime. Oh well, we’ll see how we go.
@allrite Lol. The Other Malcolm.
@alexkidman Thanks so much for joining me. See you next week? #BondOnTuesday
@SpaceBrewer If I can sort the logistics, yes, a martini to kick off with is definitely the way to go. #BondOnTuesday
Thank you everyone! That’s Bond On Tuesday episode one. Please join us again next Tuesday at 8.30pm AEST for “From..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tN
IT’S BOAT-FUCKING TIME! #BondOnTuesday pic.twitter.com/EnEVT2tCAZ
Evacuation procedures need a bit of work. #BondOnTuesday
alexkidman If Bond can turn the dial fast enough AND guess the full value of the prize pool, he’ll win the lot! If not, he jus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2s
@chrisjrn I hope you’ve been following the hashtag because I’m not alone. #BondOnTuesday
@RealNickHodge He’s a lovely low-albedo cat but he is IN THE WAY.
Gotta love an open pool nuclear reactor. #BondOnTuesday
This is some glorious technical bullshit. #BondOnTuesday
AUTOMATIC TRANSISTORS! #BondOnTuesday
This is just beautiful. #BondOnTuesday pic.twitter.com/CJsk4CG9KF
How did the hem of Bond’s pants get torn? #BondOnTuesday
@HartWexford “Use the force, James!”
Malcolm has an albedo of approximately 0.0001 #BondOnTuesday
Bond is caught in the trash compactor! #BondOnTuesday
Oh hello, Malcolm! #BondOnTuesday pic.twitter.com/c1taQ0XOsf
Poor frog. #BondOnTuesday
SPECTRE! #BondOnTuesday
I should probably say something about the eye work on Joseph Wiseman to make him look a bit Chinese as Dr No, but i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N2
@alexkidman Well played.
@alexkidman He’s a handsome chap.
Nice shirt, James. #BondOnTuesday
Wait. How did Bond get into the bed? #BondOnTuesday
Love them copper doors. #BondOnTuesday
This should be standard in more homes. Strip off your guests and hose them down. #BondOnTuesday
@alexkidman Yeah I thought I’d skip them. Too easy. #BondOnTuesday
@jetztgibtshaue Sure. Except for that Sten. ;)
@alexkidman Hahaha!
This dragon is a bit shit. #BondOnTuesday
(I know what it is.) #BondOnTuesday
Five points to whoever IDs that sub-machine gun first. ;) #BondOnTuesday
Missed a “Suck on this” gag. #BondOnTuesday
“Take some cover!” But not towards the cover but along the beach. #BondOnTuesday
@Hippopeteamus Indeed.
Ursula! Who is not a bear. #BondOnTuesday pic.twitter.com/a5mrjpXZAb
Ah yes, night scenes which were done by underexposing scenes shot in daylight. #BondOnTuesday
@JustJimWillDo I believe modern trigger discipline was a later thing.
alexkidman “Crab Key is going to be a gentle relaxation… from being a clay pigeon”.
Perhaps this is why James is always on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xV
@JustJimWillDo Calculate from 8.40pm.
@JustJimWillDo As I tweet this, 57m25s.
@staticsan One quick fuck before they take her away. #BondOnTuesday
staticsan Surely he knows she’s a double agent… yet he’s still trying to bed her! #BondOnTuesday
@sylmobile The original Bond theme is so, so good. #BondOnTuesday
alexkidman That might have been the first “witty quip after a bad guy dies” in movie history. Definitely the first in Bond. An..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a9
@bastardsheep @sylmobile Or possibly matte, but yes.
MORE CIGARETTES! #BondOnTuesday
I have views on “Invitations from strange gentlemen” but I’ll save that for another time. #BondOnTuesday
Poor spider. #BondOnTuesday
People do know that tarantulas aren’t venomous, right? #BondOnTuesday
Oh dear my security has been breached but first fix a drink. #BondOnTuesday
@alexkidman Needs more crabs. #BondOnTuesday
@staticsan Isn’t it just. I’d forgotten it was so chic. #BondOnTuesday
Nice foyer. #BondOnTuesday pic.twitter.com/LTYt6Kpku5
alexkidman Disappointingly, Crab Quay/Key doesn’t look much like a crab. #BondOnTuesday
@JustJimWillDo Fair point.
Loving the geologist’s office. Very science. #BondOnTuesday
Stand by for some terrible racism! #BondOnTuesday
“You’ll be sorry! You’ll all be sorry, you rats!” #BondOnTuesday
@bastardsheep Lol yes a bit more to go. #BondOnTuesday
You Limeys! #BondOnTuesday
AND NOW WE ARE ALL FRIENDS! #BondOnTuesday
Hello CIA guy who looks exactly like a CIA guy. #BondOnTuesday
@sylmobile @melbomartin True fact. And they really need to be tailored properly.
To be fair some of the tradecraft here is quite solid. #BondOnTuesday
@staticsan Glad you could join us! #BondOnTuesday
Cars with fins! #BondOnTuesday
Pan American Airlines! #BondOnTuesday
Crotch cam! #BondOnTuesday
@damana 15 minutes in.
@damana Of course!
@damana Nope. I haven’t seen it.
Self-destructor bag! #BondOnTuesday
@damana True lol.
Someone call HR! #BondOnTuesday
@damana You would not have coped in 1962 lol.
@alexkidman It’s baccarat I think.
“Bond. James Bond.” #BondOnTuesday
Amused at how efficiently they escalated the transmission problem. #BondOnTuesday
I’ve given up trying to thread these. #BondOnTuesday
Perky spy radio operator! #BondOnTuesday
@mick_matthews Yeah I’m over on the Internet of Trees not the broken 5G.
@alexkidman @feraldata The dots are fantastic. But it says it is Maurice Binder and not Saul Bass. #BondOnTuesday
Is this a Saul Bass opening? #BondOnTuesday
PRESS PLAY NOW! #BondOnTuesday
STAND BY TO PRESS PLAY IN 60 SECONDS. #BondOnTuesday
@bastardsheep Grrrrowl! #BondOnTuesday
@manindotblack @sylmobile The logistics and a bit of a PITA today, but I’ll look at this for next week.
If you don’t have those services, find another, but the idea is that we press PLAY at 8.40pm AEST. So in nine minutes. #BondOnTuesday
IT’S TIME FOR BOND ON TUESDAY. stilgherrian.com/essay/announci… #BondOnTuesday
Tonight we’re watching the first canonical f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hm
@sylmobile I have whiskey.
@sylmobile How did you get ready? #BondOnTuesday
@incorrect That’s them!
@viveka @trib @lukebuckmaster @TwoSetViolin They have so much fun with classical music. They’re from Brisbane but w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zY
@OrkneyLibrary @JustJimWillDo @ShetlandLibrary Jim is lying.
@CosmicRami Ooooh! Ta!
markhumphries For an even longer list than Tracy Grimshaw’s, there’s this. twitter.com/markhumphries/…
I’d better head over to @R_Chirgwin’s place where I can use the actually-working Internet of Trees. It’s all of 20..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RE
@OrkneyLibrary Excellent. Despite some of my best efforts in, um, young times, I believe I am still a resident of Earth.
30 minutes to go. #BondOnTuesday
@Davelennonabc @OrkneyLibrary Excellent. I’m quite a fan of @OrkneyLibrary and hope to visit one day.
@CosmicRami I’m still curious to know what would’ve happened had we nuked it. #ProjectA119 #NukeTheMoon
@OrkneyLibrary Do I need some sort of residency to play?
@twcau @NewtonMark @expectproblems @maz_jovanovich That’s the one.
@viveka @lukebuckmaster I have learned that culture is a continuous evolving thing. But then I knew that.
@trib @viveka @lukebuckmaster @TwoSetViolin Some of them are a bit rough, but it’s all fun.
@trib @viveka @lukebuckmaster Great version. The @TwoSetViolin chicken playlist is also worth exploring. youtube.com/watch?v=bnoAVh…
@retrogrrl Wow what an amazing thing!
@viveka @lukebuckmaster I seem to have been told.
@melbomartin Wow that’s very cool. :)
@kcollasarundell @jpwarren @NewtonMark @moylecroft I am, as always, filled with a sense of generosity about the human spirit.
@lukebuckmaster :)
Tonight it’s “Dr. No” to kick things off. It’s on Prime at primevideo.com/detail/0K2PBIZ…, free with an Amazon Prime membe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gq
@lukebuckmaster I’m sorry for having been such a miserable old cunt.
@lukebuckmaster At 40 you should have a more recent cultural reference. :)
Just 90 minutes to go! #BondOnTuesday twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@lukebuckmaster Why would anyone do that? It’s a horrible cliche that only old white people understand.
@moylecroft @NewtonMark @jpwarren Oh THAT list. Yeah I’m on that one.
@jpwarren @NewtonMark @moylecroft Lol. I’m sure they mean well.
@ApostrophePong @flowingdata Oh wow thank you!
@ApostrophePong P.S. Your profile still says Istanbul.
@ApostrophePong BTW if you want to waste your mornings… stilgherrian.com/essay/announci…
@ApostrophePong [Bows.]
@AnnabelAstbury @BoomerDea Lol men don’t understand they can ask this too, though it’s not exactly the same thing in men.
@ApostrophePong Maybe, though the concept of “marijuana tourism” is a thing now. (I have not read the details.)
@jpwarren @NewtonMark @moylecroft They’ve made a big thing about the cyber budget during the election campaign. #REDSPICE
@ApostrophePong I am so annoyed now that that TV project never made it.
@ApostrophePong Haha yeah I will work up to it. The world needs more older white men doing travel programs. ;)
@BoomerDea New strain or long covid or just the flu?
@ApostrophePong Lol did you see that back in TH the government is handing out a million free plants?
@ApostrophePong Just quietly, I am very envious of you being in Barcelona. Everyone I know who’s been there loves the city.
@moylecroft @NewtonMark @jpwarren Which list?
@ApostrophePong Or find a library.
@ApostrophePong Lol I predict you doing lots of work in cafes and bars. ;)
@ScottRhodie @Twitter Bargain.
@NewtonMark @jpwarren @moylecroft Erm, EXISTENTIAL THREAT.
Tue plan, updated: A little more wine; shopping; 2030 AEST Bond On Tuesday; collapse. Issues relating to delays in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9y
@sylmobile Yeah it’s a wonderful place, and everyone is pleased that when it changed hands the other year they unde..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SM
@NewtonMark @jpwarren @moylecroft He’s absorbed all the OMFG CHINA EXISTENTIAL THREAD vibe so will fund the new kit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QW
@ApostrophePong Lol post pics. :) But remember, you are in the nation that invented the siesta. And tapas. And tempranillo. Enjoy!
The beer is $5. The sausages are free. Tradies negotiable.
This continues to be one of the best pub promos I’ve seen. Tradies sausage sizzle on a Friday arvo. pic.twitter.com/jZeH1cqLb2
@ScottRhodie @Twitter What’s their price these days?
@ScottRhodie @Twitter Lovely. :)
@moylecroft @NewtonMark Just so stupid going defo over a random tweet.
snurb_dot_info Oh come on @abcnews, THAT’s your headline ? Here, I’ll fix it for you:
Musk creates ‘fake account’ controversy to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KC
@ScottRhodie @Twitter It’s a different beast from “ages ago”.
Two tweets for fans of Nomic. Ping @jpwarren. pic.twitter.com/GtSe6INlyl
@ScottRhodie @Twitter Lol get a proper Twitter app. Like Tweetbot.
NewtonMark Jordan B Peterson has retreated to his safe space and cancelled himself. twitter.com/jordanbpeterso…
MatthewBevan It’s seriusly getting to the point where I’m going to have to put “not @BevanShields” in my Twitter bio.
@NewtonMark It’s not quite BRS level but pleasing nonetheless.
girldrawsghosts jordan peterson looks like his job is stealing blood from hospitals for dracula pic.twitter.com/RDBvuEiJeP
@dawnstarau @dobes That’s either an extremely niche joke or a totally out of date reference.
@dawnstarau @dobes Yep. It’s in Adelaide next to Studio 507. Don’t go in there.
@nschultz Lol.
Hmmm. I’m hoping the 5G comes good again tonight, otherwise I’ll be rugged up in the generator shed leeching off th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HF
HC_Richardson This is how it happens. Historians do not forget, which is why we are now beside ourselves. twitter.com/NPRinskeep/sta…
Josh is really rockin’ this new “disgraced geography teacher” look. Respect. twitter.com/marquelawyers/…
marquelawyers Josh rethinking his career options after killing party’s elder statesman with hand buzzer pic.twitter.com/178WRMWA7e
ABCFactCheck On @InsidersABC yesterday morning Treasurer @JoshFrydenberg claimed Australia had reduced emissions by 20%, compare..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IT
@firstdogonmoon So sorry to hear. Bark on, Roy!
@R_Chirgwin Have you got a ticket open, Michael?
@NewtonMark @maz_jovanovich @expectproblems I do. That was quite a good balloon, especially given how it riled up Certain People.
@maz_jovanovich @NewtonMark @expectproblems I think they only have these in the Northern Hemisphere.
stilgherrian Reminder: Bond on Tuesday starts tonight at 8.30pm AEST. #BondOnTuesday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin Right, I have a proper ticket in the system now too, finally, so with luck we’ll get some action. So to speak.
NewtonMark “The tram controversy” — Karen Andrews might be the first MP in history to be killed by the Trolley Problem.twitter.com/beneltham/stat…c
@GordyPls Yeah that goddam advert caused so much damage and yet won awards. This is a hot-button issue among those..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…is
@NewtonMark @errolwi @expectproblems @maz_jovanovich I’ll check both later. :)
@GordyPls There was a lot of that about. Was she often raw-fucked by the kitchen staff?
@glendturner @SMinney @R_Chirgwin Thankfully it’s a bright and sunny day.
Wow @aaronch3n has ANOTHER extra show at the Enmore. Sweet. I saw him earlier in the month and it was excellent. pic.twitter.com/2OPVGSgHbm
@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin Yep. As the taxi I was in drove from Wentworth Falls to Leura, as we passed the lake on S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uo
Help is indeed available. We refer to him as “the barman”. pic.twitter.com/DICMHv9dnT
@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin I’m at the Alex now. Solid, stable 5G.
@Telstra Yep, stand by…
I also heavily use (Better) TweetDeck’s “Hide this tweet” tool, even just to hide mildly annoying tweets. Dissuades..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9j
Tweetbot’s “Mute for <time period>” is a wonderfully useful too. Remember: Mute early, mute often. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…
@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin It also reeks of an intermittent DNS or routing glitch somewhere between the cell and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8n
@Telstra Fwiw, this thread has some more technical details. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin And the irritating “Step through to confirm the fault” process means things don’t ever be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KC
@Telstra Lol the “Message Us” button has the same problem. I’m tried in both Safari and Chrome on macOS and, and Sa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1m
@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin It’s just a PITA because the 5G is usually my only internet, and even troubleshooting mea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D6
@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin And of course the problems start around start-of-work time and last night cleared at 8pm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…me
@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin On some connections I see it come up as 5G but then then immediately roll back to 3G. Dun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ja
@michaelneale @R_Chirgwin I’ve been looking in more detail at what’s happening, and it appears to be a problem with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7C
@JustJimWillDo @R_Chirgwin Eyeing the jerry cans as we speak.
@R_Chirgwin I’ve always liked this fault severity level gauge on the generator. “Pour a large wine” grading to “huf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3y
I should’ve listened to the coffee cup.
(I’m currently sitting next to the generator because it’s with range of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sy
@Telstra Actually, I’m stuck at the “resume troubleshooting” button. It doesn’t go further. What are the options fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aq
@Telstra Way ahead of you, thanks Justine.
Oh wonderful. Telstra 4G/5G is failing again today at Wentworth Falls.
KarenMMiddleton Hey folks, we’ve taken down our paywall at @SatPaper from now until Saturday so you can read all of our election co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2W
@HartWexford Like waffle irons and hair crimpers.
patriottakes These two are now married. twitter.com/davenewworld_2…
Yeah nah. twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…
@LeanneKBailey To be clear, I did not make that this sort of thing, though I do make other this sort of things.
Well yes, since Adam Liaw is from Adelaide this is bound to be correct. twitter.com/JustJimWillDo/…
And there there’s this suggestion, which I believe is still for the eggs and not for sex or disposing of a corpse. twitter.com/artywah/status…
… such as this sort of thing. pic.twitter.com/raCsCg51rg
There’s also this article. A life hack! Lol. Which is fine for eating the eggs as eggs. But I’m after eggs I can th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…my
There was also the suggestion of baking soda in the water. Or salt. twitter.com/SuperCroup/sta…
A couple of people suggested my eggs are too fresh. Not sure I want to try this lol. Others suggested my eggs are t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p7
Righty-o! Thank you, everyone. Many of the responses are along these lines. Cool under running water or in an ice b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wb
worstOfAuspol #WorstOfAuspol bumper sticker edition pic.twitter.com/JOmbg13h9f
mandyoaklander I’m looking for experienced health and science freelance writers for @TIME—if that’s you, please get in touch!
sallyrugg Hey Siri, show me intergenerational entitlement pic.twitter.com/nUN4bLnptZ
I’ll leave this thread grow a bit before responding with a summary. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@trentyarwood You seem to be coming at this with the wrong attitude, Trent.
Hey Kitchen People: What’s the trick for peeling softish boiled eggs without creating a disaster?
dobes Yes, you can wait Google out.
Laziness be praised! twitter.com/ZDNet/status/1…
Lol. Telling a politician they’re an “expert” in whatever it is you’re lobbying for. One of the oldest tricks in th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nd
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap of course. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Tue plan: A little data wrangling; a little geekery for clients; shopping, Leura; a little more geekery; 2030 AEST..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nj
@je_au @disenchantment Hah! I didn’t know of the Disenchantment character. I did know Latin however. And a little a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z7
expectproblems I really feel like this should be getting more traction during all the election campaign discussion… it’s absolut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xZ
@damana Someone has to be. :)
Another dog act by the NSW government. twitter.com/abcnews/status…
Good luck, @ApostrophePong! (Although certain Australian summers should have prepared you for this.) twitter.com/xr_cambridge/s…
Have you ever encountered this, @maz_jovanovich @NewtonMark? Also of interest to @expectproblems. twitter.com/NPASLondon/sta…
dallaskilponen South Curl Curl ocean pool captured yesterday on a perfect Sydney autumn day. @sydney_sider #Sydney #Australia pic.twitter.com/VKm0QCYf3L
@damana Like so many others, I’m feeling less certain about the inevitability of a Coalition defeat after the debac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UN
jason_a_w What’s weird is that you still get people in this guy’s replies lamenting that he’s “changed.” What if he was a dea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cD
joshgnosis Australia quietly shuts down anti-terror taskforce set up after Christchurch attack theguardian.com/australia-news…
sspencer_63 Karen Andrews seeks to block funding for Gold Coast light rail that would run past her property theguardian.com/australia-news…
@je_au Or a bear. No one remembers the bear.
@markc I don’t think I can make that promise. Showers forecast for Saturday and Sunday.
@damana Definitely the first. Maybe not the second.
@sylmobile I think we can cope, even with all the 1962 tropes.
Overnight “The 9pm Winter Series 2022” crowdfunder reached 74% of Target One. Thanks so much. This thread has all t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qs
Reminder: Bond on Tuesday starts tonight at 8.30pm AEST. #BondOnTuesday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
It’s another sunny day in the Blue Mountains today, hurrah! pic.twitter.com/1BtplHQPMk
Tuesday. There’s a sense of excitement in the air, because They can smell your imminent and inevitable failure. Tuesday.
Four sleeps until Election Day!