Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

In Sydney NSW AU to 31 Aug

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May 20th, 2022

That’s enough Friday for me. Goodnight. And in the morning you should wake early, Australia, so you can vote early and vote often. PLUR.

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EXACTLY SIX DAYS TO GO: With my internets fading rapidly again tonight I’ll keep this plug short. We’re 69% of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hq

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stilgherrian Today’s thoughtful AlienSideBoob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “Election guessing, wish fulfilment and JB’s feels”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u5

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stilgherrian If it doesn’t already exist, there’d be enough material for a dedicated news feed, “Today in El•n M•sk is a Cunt.”

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stilgherrian Ablo sulk because nowhere hidden to take his lunchbaby for eat. pic.twitter.com/xKbWmUMu7J

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This is my final plug for my pre-election podcast mini-series because yeah who cares. Tomorrow is decision day. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@twcau Not in the least. There’s not even any alcohol here.

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For the attention of @NewtonMark @maz_jovanovich @expectproblems @CosmicRami.

“Crazy Rocketman: Rocketman riding t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0j

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Thisisadeadend This is starting to feel like a comic franchise spin off. twitter.com/kylaintheburgh…

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cameronwilson received a weird text from Clive Palmer that says something about the major parties transferring our hospitals to t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fn

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@staticsan @sylmobile @RealNickHodge Yeah Syl, couldn’t you have burned all the media on which that photo exists?

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@joelpmichael That is indeed the best bit of the sausage.

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@robcorr Yeah that’s just a thought crime.

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Why yes, I do have a vast collection of photos of Tony Abbott eating things. pic.twitter.com/eyIrSWhQWw

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RBraceySherman IT IS REAL.

SHE SAID IT.

UNDER OATH.

AS AN “EXPERT” WITNESS.

IN FRONT OF CONGRESS.

SHE RUNS THE ORG THAT WRITE..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ei

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RBraceySherman AS YOU ARE REHASHING ABORTION RHETORIC EVERYONE SHOULD REMEMBER: A WOMAN TESTIFIED UNDER OATH TODAY TO THE UNITED S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ik

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fesshole My wife’s just bought a tracking collar for the dog so she knows where he is at all times. I’m more into BDSM than..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PU

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Histreepix Sharon Osbourne and David Walliams at the Britain’s Got Talent finals. Manchester, 2017. pic.twitter.com/ISFHkr819S

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davpope Can cartooning even survive without the stability provided by the Abbott-Truss Turnbull-Truss Turnbull-Joyce Turnbu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HA

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It is my duty and privilege to report that we’re now 69% of the way to Target Two. Nice. Thank you. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@JonoInAotearoa Lol this whole phone voting thing was a huge mess last night.

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@MatthewBevan That and I have no real means of exerting control over you.

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Mind you, this pronunciation adds a whole different meaning to the phrase “my pole-ing place”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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davpope The future of pork pic.twitter.com/12yVcSS97S

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@DavidFengTrains This is just going to confuse people. What colour is it on the inside?

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Today’s Thing That Is Pissing Me Off: People in the media pronouncing the word “polling” as pole-ing as if they’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hx

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burgotastic “He had a front row seat to 9/11 and the Port Arthur massacre” is certainly some interesting phrasing twitter.com/chandibates/st…

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chaser Loose Unit Albo calls for last minute leaders debate at local Maccas carpark pic.twitter.com/GUyKeWGGpI

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@19bk69 Well he did, but he was initially going for Albo.

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This is my second-last plug for the pre-election mini-series of “The 9pm Edict” podcast, because from tomorrow it w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DB

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dr_nic On Sunday, whoever lost the election better be blaming Monkeypox on the new PM or I’ll have lost my faith about jus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ei

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@snurb_dot_info Animal Justice Party romps home in 2025!

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@benraue @DouginCanberra Plus of course “the vibe of the thing” isn’t the same as what their vote will actually be.

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@benraue @DouginCanberra Yeah. The tl;dr is that sentiment analysis sometimes get carried away with whet they think..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ap

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HartWexford It’s affecting his sex life terribly twitter.com/nrl/status/152…

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@benraue @DouginCanberra Yeah I’m across the current state of affairs in sentiment analysis in computational lingui..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7Y

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@DouginCanberra Naughty naughty! :) Fwiw there’s this, but Choy then “said she believed polling participants often..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8N

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@DouginCanberra Are you reacting to the headline or material in the article?

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@drphiliplee1 @WarWraith Well there’s some curious epidemiology!

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Psychic croc says Labor will win. twitter.com/snurb_dot_info…

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“United Australia Party may have more backing than polls suggest, with voters too embarrassed to voice support, ana..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bl

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drphiliplee1 Ok for the last time, monkeypox is not a sexually transmitted disease.

Just because you can catch something off y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…47

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@DavidFengTrains Indeed. This is not up to the subway designs one has come to expect from China. Two stars.

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@JonoInAotearoa Lol yes. I see that at other comedy shows sometimes. You hear people chatting before the show and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pz

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dobes All my monkeys gone
Infected and running wild
I’m sorry they got the pox
There is one finger on this paw left
This time I’ll get it right

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@trib @JohnBirmingham So, so tired. Though maybe now that’s post-rona.

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@JonoInAotearoa They might stumble across it when following a guest.

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egavactip These apes are made for poxing
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these apes
Are gonna pox all over..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q2

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JamColley my guy, they know. they just don’t say it to your face. pic.twitter.com/7zx23ekIYM

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Too much frang in my Franglaise.

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Il faut que je petit nap cet après midi.

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QuinnyPig Huh, I guess “buying Twitter” wasn’t Elmo’s first time helping @jack off a horse. twitter.com/08mms/status/1…

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@dobes Is this another NFT thing?

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duckbytheoboe 🎶Monkey Pox do doo do do do do🎶

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Today’s thoughtful AlienSideBoob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “Election guessing, wish fulfilment and JB’s feels”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u5

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AusElectoralCom Staffing:

Our 105,000 workforce across Australia has had approximately 10-15 per cent turnover in the past week a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IW

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AusElectoralCom Pre-polling:

With one day to go more than 4.6 million Australians have voted at an eary voting centre, which is on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l2

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AusElectoralCom Regional staffing:

Polling venues of concern have decreased from 76 to 15. Our efforts to engage reservists, publ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wu

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AusElectoralCom Electoral Commissioner Tom Rogers has this morning signed a brief to Government recommending that eligibility for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cW

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@AusElectoralCom Thanks so much for the personal response. You much be exhausted today!

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Yes, I’ve buggered up the day count once again. The tweets may be wrong. The Flickr captions will be corrected within the hour.

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Normally I update the Flickr album on Sunday, but I won’t have time to take any waratah photos this weekend so here..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…92

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Waratah sequence 2021, day 262. So little change in the seed pods of the waratah in question! Oh well, he’s a close..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OT

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qianjinghua if you’re wondering where to vote tomorrow, the Democracy Sausage map shows where the sausage sizzles and bake sale..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nX

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Having passed Target One we’ve reset the counter for the new goal. We’re 68% of the way to Target Two. Please click..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xs

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Before then, the Autumn Series wraps up this month with:

The 9pm Election Unhinging: The Aftermath on Thu 26 May…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NJ

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So far the pencilled-in guests include chronicler of doom @umairh, Scottish social researcher @dfpiii, and cheerful..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7c

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FINAL WEEK: “The 9pm Winter Series 2022” crowdfunder has reached Target One, thank you, and is now surging ahead to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7I

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@freerange_bunny You really are quite the full-spectrum bigot, aren’t you. A loathsome hate-filled little bunny lol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7L

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@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @sexenheimer Maybe she did. Her TikTok account appears to have gone.

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@19bk69 @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @sexenheimer Hmmm. Can’t find that account on TikTok Am I reading it right? tiktok.com/@nicstanton0

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@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @sexenheimer This isn’t even how a W-4 works. Here’s box 4(c). It’s about electing for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y9

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@JohnBirmingham @kels_316 It’s actually a boy and his name is Finn.

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@Bedeapk True, but most people don’t remember all that ancient history.

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@derekbradley Lol yeah given they have That Other Cunt on their system.

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Sadly most of the major platforms wouldn’t let you use that title.

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If it doesn’t already exist, there’d be enough material for a dedicated news feed, “Today in El•n M•sk is a Cunt.”

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The more one learns about this man the more one despises him. twitter.com/BusinessInside…

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Juliar say Ablo no eat lunchbaby where cameras are.

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Ablo sulk because nowhere hidden to take his lunchbaby for eat. pic.twitter.com/xKbWmUMu7J

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AlyssaM_InfoSec PRO TIP: Want to defeat the screen timeout but your IT team blocked you from changing it? Run a power point slide s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B5

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@Smartymarty66 @BBCWorld More specifically, sorry, while Italians, Greeks, etc were the “wogs” until about the 1970..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Th

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BBCWorld Why is Australia’s parliament so white? bbc.in/3yNkDra

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thetallyroom Results prediction open thread tallyroom.com.au/47805

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@tuo2 @Spikesaurus_Jas Hah! Thanks, Jordan, I certainly will. :)

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YES TARGET ONE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED THANK YOU EVERYONE.

Now on to Target Two, which adds two more special-guest episo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…er

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Hah! Yes, thank you @Spikesaurus_Jas, I knew those remaining few dollars would prove tempting. Sorry Dave, you were..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ul

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Fri plan: After a week of shitty internets and a day of sleeping on Wednesday, I fell way behind. It’s time to sort..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nA

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cameronwilson look at me, i’m your prime minister now pic.twitter.com/inAGoO1xdp

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cameronwilson hell yes pic.twitter.com/r6uDEOf5Ep

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@bruceh72 Or on whatever is in the winter series too, yes. But both space and cryptocurrency are great topics. Rem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YR

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Hah! Yes, thanks @bruceh72, that’s now 99.0335% of Target One, or thereabouts. I can smell both initial success and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sU

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@ianspoetry Cool. You’ve still got time to vote a couple more times then. :)

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@LeanneKBailey I did a sausage run after voting last Monday. Not quite the same as on the day.

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@CosmicRami My gut feeling is there will be a lot of courtroom action, because people have seen the US as an exampl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E8

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@CosmicRami @davidgerard Wow. Overnight “The 9pm Winter Series 2022” campaign has reached almost 97% of the way to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fK

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Previous episodes of “The 9pm Election Unhinging” mini-series are at the9pmedict.com/tag/election20… but you’re probably co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0y

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Election Unhinging: Week the Sixth” (59m08s) the9pmedict.com/edict/00170/ Just look for “The 9pm E..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q7

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Moisture has returned to the Mountains. pic.twitter.com/2Cwf1rxioe

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Just one more sleep until Election Day!

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Friday. All the snails arrive to pay their respects to the Gods of the Garden, arrayed in tiny slimy squares. Your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z5

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