Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

In Sydney NSW AU to 31 Aug

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May 22nd, 2022

76% now. Thank you. You’ve made a turtle very happy, and vice versa.

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jeamland OH: Schadenfreudenberg

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Mind you, that lamb photo is so wretchedly contrived. Did you know that lambs can’t actually weave flowers into a w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VP

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And to prove my point, here is a baby lamb with some flowers, and also a turtle. pic.twitter.com/gTmydVhdcc

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As I type this tweet, we’re 75% of the way to Target Two with four days remaining. I therefore request, nay, implor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kd

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Before then, the Autumn Series wraps up this month with:

The 9pm Election Unhinging: The Aftermath on Thu 26 May…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4a

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So far the pencilled-in guests include chronicler of doom @umairh, Scottish writer and gentleman @dfpiii, and slim..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JA

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FINAL DAYS: “The 9pm Winter Series 2022” crowdfunder ends this Thu 26 May at 9pm AEST. If you’d like more special-g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nQ

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snurb_dot_info Hmm, I think I’ve seen this movie before. 🧐 pic.twitter.com/FtfQRxABc5

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I’ll be recording and posting “The 9pm Election Unhinging: The Aftermath” this Thursday.

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I also made a podcast which is now largely obsolete. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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One of the week’s highlights, apart from the whole election thing, was inventing a new way to waste everyone’s time..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…45

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 625: A change of scenery, a change of government” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/62… Covers 16–22twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ifaE

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AnarchyCoo BAEH! THE SYSTEM IS BURNING. LET’S FAN THE FLAMES! pic.twitter.com/audhtDyAcr

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candeira Frydenberg should move to Dickson, run there as an independent, beat Dutton to the seat, then ask to rejoin the Lib..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IS

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Potential essay title: “The Insufferable Smugness of the Drip-Broekens”.

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rhysam I’ve never seen a cry wank live on tv.

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Doctor__Anita When I told Frydenberg the people of Kooyong were angry, that they felt neglected and betrayed, he told me I was wr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dm

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benraue Take a look at that! pic.twitter.com/f87AJ9iRcY

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slvppy i can understand why chickens wake up and scream

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amysw_sec This was wild 😝 pic.twitter.com/ssdQv3y6gf

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patstokes @zerogeewhiz [Diary of Joseph Banks, 19/4/1770] “The countrey this morn rose in gentle sloping hills which had the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MD

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rmmckenny 8yo: I have some advice.
Me: oh yeah?
8: Don’t waste your diamonds on a hoe.
Me:
Me: what do you mean?
8: well yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DG

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AnthonyGreen420 Meet Sam Lim. He has won the seat of Tangney for the Labor. He is a former dolphin trainer & speaks 10 different la..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TD

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SwiftOnSecurity 2% Milk: $2.70
Whole milk: $3.00

Buy a gallon of whole milk, pour 49 gallons of water in.

Return 50 gallons of 2% Milk:
Profit $132.00

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cathywilcox1 Cartoonists of Australia will be engaging in a lot of soul-searching today. Please be understanding in our time of loss.

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discoball2000 Bolt is taking it well. pic.twitter.com/m2h0xDr5pD

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Enjoying the number of sentences being published which contain “Anthony Albanese” and “edging”.

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the_meghaning “YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE SAYS MALE!” calm your tits, Carol, it also says seven fuckin pounds and a lot has changed since then

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NickBryantNY Having a Sydney harbour shoreline, from the Opera House to the ocean, without a single conservative seat is like im..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pj

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NewtonMark Very funny that Abbott helped Deves drive his own seat further out of Liberals’ hands. It used to be safe Liberal,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bb

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thomas_violence my personal feeling is that in Brisbane the Greens managed to reach a lot of people who don’t like oscillating betw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ew

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@DrParnassus Yes, quite the whimsical nod to a balanced diet.

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juliahbanks That comment says absolutely everything you need to know about the Jane Hume

👇 twitter.com/lisa_wilkinson…

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keen_poster Dave Sharma was the perfect candidate for women. He gave them free flowers at the train station for god’s sake..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ie

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GrogsGamut Someone hand Peta a mirror twitter.com/dailytelegraph…

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austsyndrome I give you my father, one nation voter, rubbing it in to me, greens voter. Oh how will I cope. pic.twitter.com/qUfTQrnWGu

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ToshGreenslade This picture is going straight to the spank bank.
pic.twitter.com/nFINQd9PgR

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LexPlans Hopefully someone in the Government will still have a hotline to Jen

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davpope Kooyong pic.twitter.com/YnaLUbRgmt

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I must say, scripting for this week’s podcast “The 9pm Election Unhinging: The Aftermath” is going to be so easy. T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2l

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@EnoTheWonderdog I’ll just put that extremely valuable opinion over here for safe-keeping. pic.twitter.com/He1Cq3ZLdU

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goldengateblond hello and welcome to “Snack or Porn Title,” I’m your host pic.twitter.com/D4tXw7tE6m

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bookshopaddict A 4.7% swing against her means that Deves is more of a windbag than a storm. twitter.com/NedBalmeLives/…

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@_ClaireConnelly No worries. I was reading about him last night and recognised his face. Will watch out for the video.

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Can I just say that too many random strangers are wanting to tell me their opinions today. Thing is, I already have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eZ

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patstokes This trope really annoys me. The Coalition has only won from opposition *3* times since WWII:

- 1949 Menzies defe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fe

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nlentern1 Who could possibly win Griffith back for Labor next time… pic.twitter.com/yyAU8M15XM

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SaulEslake Today is, as I noted earlier this week, the 80th anniversary of Robert Menzies’ “Forgotten People” radio broadcast,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X2

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_BertHandsome Kristina Keneally will now

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@NuclearAnthro To be fair, an “earth-shattering gravity bomb” sounds very Buck Rogers.

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emeraldxmoon Who are the abc and what do they do? pic.twitter.com/R1bftd1wqn

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@SnoofAU I’d be willing to pay up to $3.

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nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH MAYBE TIM WILSON CAN USE HIS SUPER TO BUY HIMSELF A BOX OF TISSUES

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@HappySinger Oh that is truly beautiful, thank you. I like how they have their hygiene rating on the home page too. Reassuring.

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ElizaEdNews Tears from the former PM as he addresses his church this morning. “I’m very pleased the last thing I say as a Prime..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W8

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Rob_Stott Have a sook pic.twitter.com/ylQqezxNDt

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cosmicjester When mum says no xbox before dinner pic.twitter.com/OEDnALXrYZ

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kapildwasnik So I ordered a cake from a renowned bakery in Nagpur, through . In the order details I mentioned “Please men..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1R

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Dimi SCOOP・US, Japan, Australia & India will launch satellite-based maritime initiative to combat ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…li

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colestia3 SCOTTY GOES TO CENTRELINK
(free browser game, 10-20 minutes)

A surreal horror adventure starring Australia’s 30th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yY

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I might try this in, say, software development. “Well it works as far as we’re concerned.” Or filing stories to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ry

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JoshBBornstein rohan has declared victory 😀 pic.twitter.com/vFGFLAhkPo

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MartySilkHack Thinking about Him … pic.twitter.com/FpQ0QlSpHf

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Senator Malcolm Roberts as parliamentary party leader. I am up for this. twitter.com/sloaniealex/st…

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patrickkeneally Ah yes, of course, there is no problem that can’t be fixed by going even further to the right pic.twitter.com/TSyw6zSxEl

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AusElectoralCom A big Sunday thank you to all the polling officials on deck yesterday helping to deliver democracy in a pandemic!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wt

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@JonoInAotearoa @WarWraith That was a bad “joke” and you should be ashamed.

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@WarWraith @JonoInAotearoa Normally they don’t restart until Monday, but this year AEC is doing a sample of postal votes today.

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jpwarren Happy FOI Documents No Longer Held Day to all who celebrate.

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You know, I do tell you not to watch The Bad (Sunday) Program and yet here you all are, complaining about the resul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Au

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@jpwarren I have yet to look into the abyss of despair that I know must be out there.

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Wow first the election result and now this! twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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Sun plan: Breakfast; an enormous amount of sloth; Sunday Lunch; more sloth; ponder the week ahead; Weekly Wrap. Yes, I planned it this way.

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It’s a delightful day in Sydney today. Also, the weather is nice. pic.twitter.com/XsH4SgyKwK

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Who is the audience for this, exactly? L O L . twitter.com/TheSun/status/…

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ToshGreenslade This picture is going straight to the spank bank.
pic.twitter.com/nFINQd9PgR

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NewtonMark One of the things that’s coming through in these election results is the way that so many “protected species” have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0A

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thespecialbka This is why PVO gets the big bucks.

I reckon I’ll keep this photo, in case I’m ever having a bad day. pic.twitter.com/VUauU8RHT7

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NewtonMark Steady on. Bit early for that. twitter.com/rhysam/status/…

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BevanShields The @smh front page pic.twitter.com/rAiFJiffTp

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Leo_Puglisi6 British media taking tonight’s results well I see twitter.com/thesun/status/…

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So, who is “We” here exactly? No drama, just confused. And old. twitter.com/alexbhturnbull…

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@NewtonMark Anyway when you touch down in SYD there will be a new Prime Minister.

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@NewtonMark Yeah no clear avoidance of thunderstorm curves. :)

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@NewtonMark Oh nice. Looks like you’ve had quite a clear flight.

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@NewtonMark Also, what flight are you on? I want to look at the map.

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@NewtonMark Mark. Just press the button and they will bring you more alcohol.

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SuperCroup Oh god shut the actual fuck up twitter.com/chaser/status/…

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Frydenberg GORN!

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To be fair David Speers isn’t totally useless.

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@kofeyh Lol I have more alcohol to get through.

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And in the morning we will all wake up and realise everything is still shit.

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jonkudelka Jobseeker will however remain below the poverty line.

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