Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

In Sydney NSW AU to 31 Aug

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May 23rd, 2022

GrogsGamut The reality most of what passes for commentary on what and who is a good campaigner is all retrospective guff.

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GrogsGamut How much of a smashing was this for the Coalition?

Assuming they win all the seats they are ahead in and get to 5..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…26

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@RealNickHodge I remember it well. Wait, 1968? No, I wasn’t at that one.

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Since you asked, “Scott Morrison cracks whip while wife Jenny serves drinks at a final party as prime minister of A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bq

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@RealNickHodge Au contraire, for the purposes of s.103B of the Copyright Act 1968 it most certainly is. austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdo…

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@RealNickHodge But bad entertainment is my current business model!

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Oh dear, we’re going to get another round of Raina Fucking MacIntyre on the television, aren’t we. Producers really..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E8

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@NickyWill100 @_BertHandsome More stimulants? That’s the last thing she needs. ;)

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stilgherrian I must say, scripting for this week’s podcast “The 9pm Election Unhinging: The Aftermath” is going to be so easy. T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2l

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Monocotyledon I think the concept of a PM going overseas to do actual work is confusing Ms Credlin. twitter.com/AltMediaWatch/…

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kels_316 its pretty funny that the drips and broekns honestly expected Albanese to stand up Saturday night and say “thanks o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jo

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Ex_spurt This has got everything to do with how the Federation is a failure and nothing to do the quality of USYD twitter.com/TracyWesterman…

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jeffjarvis Now we have media coverage of elections instead. twitter.com/silentmoviegif…

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_BertHandsome The penny will never, ever drop for them. twitter.com/worstofauspol/…

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ellaNbuckland People in Lismore are using election corflutes to line their houses with as it’s getting cold. There’s actually org..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q8

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@SteveMolk Give people just a *little* bit of social conscience and it goes to their head. I blame the pickled herring.

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@maz_jovanovich @JohnRuddick2 He and his colleagues are not exactly the brightest crayons in the box.

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@SteveMolk Scandinavia really needs to sort out its shit.

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“People That Eat 8 Wheatbix [sic]” by Fairbairn Films (2m15s) youtube.com/watch?v=9mN0fB…

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@SteveMolk Why is it called ALONE DENMARK if it’s in Norway?

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“When You’re Done With Political Ads” by Fairbairn Films, which I’d missed on Friday (2m29s) youtube.com/watch?v=CsYbYk…

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Don’t worry. Tomorrow I’ll be even more passive-aggressive.

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EXACTLY THREE DAYS TO GO: “The 9pm Winter Series 2022” crowdfunder sits at 80% of the way to Target Two. No big plu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q1

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@Ben_Shute I’m looking forward to it because I’m not entirely sure I’ve seen it.

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stilgherrian Reminder: Tomorrow night at 8.30pm AEST it’s time for the second Bond on Tuesday. We’ll be watching “From Russia wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xf

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Here we go, @dobes. Some fine details here. twitter.com/roweafr/status…

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“when your friend invites you out but staying in sounds better” by Joel Haver and friend (3m10s)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GV

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stilgherrian “Do you want to trade?” by Joel Haver and friends (3m05s) youtube.com/watch?v=rYg1zd…

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lucywark Yes, the teal wave came hard and fast Saturday night. But no matter who you voted for, it’s time for us to ‘come to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BP

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@juhasaarinen No no, that’s the robot, Gort. Klaatu is the humanoid.

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@JustJimWillDo Well he had the CIA behind him. ;)

(I’m guessing he didn’t actually know that.)

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@JustJimWillDo That’s a crime in progress right there.

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@parradiddle So even if it’s a minority government, there’s enough cross-bench MPs-to-be who’ve said they’d support..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…el

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@parradiddle That’s right. No seats have been officially declared, but it’s also obvious how most of them will go…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qv

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Shout-out to my colleagues in the Alexandria data centre these past few days ensuring that the “replacement vote co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qP

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HartWexford So they can still have children? twitter.com/caseybriggs/st…

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@spottytwit There’s a video kicking around of someone claiming the election was invalid because the polling station..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m7

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@spottytwit We’ve seen the first part already. Poor AEC having to respond to all manner of brain worm infectees.

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@joneaves Sorry, yes, what was I even thinking?

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wolfcat And assisted in broadcasting the moon landing you say… pic.twitter.com/TisJ0N5tIx

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Have people always been this fucking thick about not understanding the difference between a vote count and a projec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iv

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Opinionista: “Scott Morrison was Australia’s worst prime minister ever.”

Ablo: “Challenge accepted!”

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@RedShane1 We may need this train later. Once it’s been aired out.

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup I just explaining it. I’m not agreeing with it.

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@SuperCroup The ice is evidence that they’re short-changing you on the actual drink. That’s the reasoning.

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@JohnBirmingham @JustJimWillDo Curiously, the young ladies who are clearly part of their peer group are saying thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vl

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@Tim_Coronel Given that they’re using it as a chemical weapon, this is a likely outcome.

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On this train there are early teenager boys spraying Lynx at each other and I have never been more glad I’m about to alight.

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@JohnRuddick2 If you’re that keen on flag protocol then you’d know that flags in a row start with the national flag on the left.

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acapulco_denver bird in the ashfield woolies. rt to help the bird get out pic.twitter.com/yMfBkMpGHd

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HartWexford I hate these heavy breathers twitter.com/Mon4Kooyong/st…

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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@jmhorp So why are you behaving like such a prat?

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@kestert That’s where it started, sure. Nevertheless he’s having trouble accepting that he doesn’t understand what he’s looking at.

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This whole idea of “the popular vote” was invented, I think first in the US but it doesn’t matter, so that the lose..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yQ

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Our poor little economist mate seems unable to grasp that this is the system at work in many, many countries.

He a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JU

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Seriously, people. This is basic stuff.

Electorate A
X: 6000
Y: 4000

Electorate B:
X: 6000
Y: 4000

Electorate C:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TN

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Economist discovers basic arithmetic property of voting in a system where there are multiple electorates, a propert..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WL

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Oh of COURSE he’s a fucking economist lol. Gets the whole concept of how the Westminster system and proportional vo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b8

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SWGoldman We used to be a proper country. twitter.com/silentmoviegif…

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@paulwiggins @johnallsopp Actually yes I would also approve of this.

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@kels_316 @jasonandrade OK I don’t remember this but I’ll take it.

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@johnallsopp @paulwiggins Whatever it’s called, that place should be bulldozed.

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Someone should compile a list of all the brain worm infected people tweeting conspiracy theories at the AEC so we c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3j

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My brain just put together the words “Tim Wilson” and “hate-fuck” and I feel like I have been betrayed.

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chriskennett and where is the PM? Leaving the country, dodging the hard questions

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chriskennett let’s examine Albo’s record in office. No legislation passed. No promises fulfilled. this is a government in crisis

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cameronwilson dave u sound like a cunt pic.twitter.com/712JwAaHPX

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@dermottbanana Trust me, if this joke had become public it would have been very not fun indeed.

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@abaranov @caseyjohnellis And while I’m still down the rabbit-hole, first citation for “cybersecurity” is 1989. Thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AD

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@abaranov @caseyjohnellis Lol and one of the oldest forms is “What is your asking?” which we still see in “What is the asking price?”

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@abaranov @caseyjohnellis OK. That’s a different flavour too. But I am just discovering that both go back to the Mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gs

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@abaranov @caseyjohnellis It absolutely came from policy and government circles rather than the industry, but I hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TW

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@abaranov @caseyjohnellis On the “ask” bit, do you mean as in the phrase, “Mate that’s a big ask”?

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@caseyjohnellis @abaranov Yep. Quite a few years ago now I tried it out. Ordinary people didn’t know what “informat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lP

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@voltagex I am glad to have lessoned your ignorance. :)

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@caseyjohnellis @abaranov I know some people have made that distinction. I dunno though. I just stick with learning..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iI

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@abaranov @caseyjohnellis I am quite prepared to go on at much greater length, and more tediously. :)

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@abaranov @caseyjohnellis Also, inquiries have findings, projects receive funding, mines producing tailings, etc. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nU

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@abaranov @caseyjohnellis Americans like, say. Shakespeare? Or Bacon? Hot button issue. Here’s one I prepared earli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YY

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ChristnNitemare Jesus Christ..twitter.com/ronfilipkowski…ql

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Enjoying* the steady stream of inbound PR emails full of random generic feelpinions on what the Labor wins means fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ez

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tomorrowsashes who is more likely to go out and kill a houseless person in order to be able to feel something again, now their ass..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lA

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harleyd First APS head has already rolled: Stephanie Foster is the acting head of @pmc_gov_au. Phil Gaetjens already out. W..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OD

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rohan_p thank u blockchain for giving us sentences like this pic.twitter.com/89aT4w7WkJ

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Let’s see if the new Prime Minister can start a press conference on time. twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/st…

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Enjoying the scenic views on offer from Sydney Light Rail. pic.twitter.com/edfEzCmZ4J

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God doing a bit of mopping up down The Shire way. pic.twitter.com/tyBEKa7IV4

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@allrite World’s most ambiguous heist crew.

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@tuo2 I had those eggs yesterday. :) Not so much a sweet tooth, but yes the cakes and pastries look very good.

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Yes, this will definitely be the leadership team to fix the problems. abc.net.au/news/2022-05-2… pic.twitter.com/KGql9lmvrv

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I have been told that there is in fact no 9. Or is it no 6? Anyway I’ve been told I can be whatever I want.

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JohnMagnusson @GreensNSW You do not have permission to post on my feed, Twitter please remove

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@WarWraith @JonoInAotearoa Nothing wrong with a bit of public health messaging.

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@JonoInAotearoa “Click on all the dicks which have gonorrhoea.”

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jaredlholt This is art twitter.com/miarsato/statu…

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Deb thinks I should spice up my email signature so I’ve added a dick pic. pic.twitter.com/TEGMxmkgUy

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ThreatNotation he plays piano so I’m wearing this to our first date pic.twitter.com/b6zzKKfGwd

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Laughing a very dark laugh, but I can’t explain why. All I will say is that despite the terrible, terrible jokes I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ka

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@garystark Maybe today it should be eggs korma.

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Reminder: Tomorrow night at 8.30pm AEST it’s time for the second Bond on Tuesday. We’ll be watching “From Russia wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xf

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Further alleged plans may of course be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan: Gentle start, with eggs in due course; shopping and errands, Thaitown; train back to Wentworth Falls; en..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ny

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Overnight “The 9pm Winter Series 2022” reached 80% of Target Two thanks to you. Unless you haven’t pledged your sup..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yr

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@dfpiii @umairh @trentyarwood It’s quite the change here. In the UK, yet to happen if at all.

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stilgherrian Enjoying the number of sentences being published which contain “Anthony Albanese” and “edging”.

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richard_littler Incomplete NFT. Down to $22,075 ono. If it was complete and/or good, it would have been worth much more. (Last year..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TO

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It’s another soggy day in Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/zXoGtdd21p

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Monday. There are more theories than atoms. Monday.

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