Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

In Sydney NSW AU to 31 Aug

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May 24th, 2022

HardDriveMag Ricky Gervais Starves to Death After Massive Fire Destroys All Low-Hanging Fruit

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GossiTheDog when u get ripped off on ebay twitter.com/NarimanGharib/…

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GossiTheDog Ukraine: starts IT Army of Ukraine, amasses 300k people, creates Docker images to automatically update target lists..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gj

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GossiTheDog oh mate pic.twitter.com/KbxKrpkAzC

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@gathgwyn If you would sit on people’s laps then you could be an evil genius’ cat, but not as you are.

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@BoomerDea Exactly. It’ll be interesting to watch the evolution. More quips this time, for example. And more gadgets.

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@BoomerDea Lovely. It’s interesting to see what still works and what is horribly, horrible wrong in 2022.

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@BoomerDea I see you were lagging a bit. I hope the Twitter stream was still enjoyable? ?

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@prleeds Yes, on 28 June. :) I’µ not sure that I’ve seen that movie.

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SuperCroup But her name is Elizabeth? twitter.com/BBCNews/status…

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@staticsan That’s wonderful to hear. Hope to see you next week.

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@alexkidman That’s a shame. Well, see you in two weeks for “Thunderball”.

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Thank you everyone. That was “From Russia with Love”. That was fun. See you all next Tuesday at 8.30pm AEST (press..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dK

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I have issues with this incendiary sequence.

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Fastest rifle grenades on the planet.

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Why would you work for this cunt? A nice cat shouldn’t be enough.

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This Bulgaria looks a lot like the Scottish highlands.

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Fuck of a lot of petrol in those tiny hand grenades.

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Dim lighting hides flaws in poor fight scene.

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This entire SPECTRE plan seems overly complicated.

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@alexkidman Sorry yes you’re quite correct. This is dreadful lol.

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@ApostrophePong @alexkidman Nah they’ve already left Istanbul on the train to London.

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The train didn’t go into a tunnel. :(

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Thankfully James Bond travels with a range of quality women’s lingerie.

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@staticsan @manindotblack Well as it happens rotor-based cipher machines were all the go during the Cold War. It’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fR

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If they’re going to blow their cover on the tunnel then they should’ve grabbed more than just that one cipher machine.

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@staticsan Yep for a change it’s not complete rubbish.

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“Please speak into the completely hidden recording device.” pic.twitter.com/GdReGENALM

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@alexkidman I’ve been watching @ApostrophePong’s photos of breakfast in Istanbul and they’re not “green figs and yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FJ

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@BoomerDea That’s a respectable pub now I’ll have you know!

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Oh good, as long as a man decides who the women can marry.

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Important movie rule: If there is a covered wagon then it must catch fire.

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These days even I could do this dance in a movie, with only a modicum of CGI.

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@alexkidman Seems more at the “not” end of the spectrum.

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Problem: They had enough of the plans to install a periscope but not enough to know the room layout?

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alexkidman Random thought: Bond does a lot of his work in shiny shoes. Even down in the sewers and such. How do his shoes stay so shiny?

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“Who can the Russians suspect but the British?” Well, maybe the blond bloke who just delivered a corpse.

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@incorrect I was wondering that. Straight off the promo reel? I’ll have to check.

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Acceptance testing successful.

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Loving the overly-detailed exposition for those who missed the first movie.

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HappySinger That dude bears a remarkable resemblance to Putin, no?

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@HappySinger It’s an 8.40pm press-play so you can do the maths.

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Venice! You can tell because gondolas.

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We need more projections onto flesh in movie title sequences. Get rid of those damn computers!

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PRESS PLAY NOW. I won’t thread my tweets from here but I will hashtag them.

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STAND BY TO PRESS PLAY IN 60 SECONDS.

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As an aside, a mint-condition of that movie poster recently sold at auction for £20,160. sothebys.com/en/buy/auction…

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Sort out your video stream, fix yourself a drink, and be ready to press PLAY at 8.40pm AEST. That’s in nine minutes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yO

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IT’S TIME FOR BOND ON TUESDAY. stilgherrian.com/essay/announci…

Tonight we’re watching the second film, “Fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O1

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evacide So…this is bad. twitter.com/shivan_kaul/st…

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@damana @fridley @BR3NDA You did, but there’s a few other names that I think should be excluded.

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What IS the collective noun for a group of incels? @damana twitter.com/damana/status/…

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@damana @fridley @BR3NDA I am just channelling Liberal Party thinking there. Marise Payne is the smartest senior me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cE

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@damana @fridley @BR3NDA There’s certainly a problem with quality in the likely list with enough seniority. But women, Mana? LOL!

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@michaelneale @corduroy Yeah they move them around with diesels if they lack a driver or they’re broken or whatever.

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@joelmcourtney Hahaha someone last week said they’d got the boxed set. Meanwhile I have no way of playing such things.

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30 minutes to go. Well, 30 minutes to 8.30pm AEST and then we settle in to press PLAY at 8.40pm.

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@fridley @damana @BR3NDA I should say, the Liberal Party won’t formally vote on a new party leader until they have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aO

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GrogsGamut Never, ever forget pic.twitter.com/D3zs8481ID

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trentyarwood In shocking¹ news, increased frequency of handwashing reduces the likelihood of infection with respiratory pathogen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lI

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@LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR @jsleeio Oh man, they certainly were! That rat’s nest needed re-doing anyway. Good luck with the r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…et

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ArmandDoma this headline is so British I immediately dumped tea into a harbor upon reading it pic.twitter.com/ujnbgArjT1

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@reselsnark Oh here’s another one that for some people would be handy: The Pro II has combo XLR/TRS ports whereas t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sZ

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@reselsnark Yeah I just saw the details of the new preamps and the more granular software — and that there’s no pla.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K1K

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@morganamacleod @melbomartin In true Bond spirit, you could drug him and throw him into bed early.

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@reselsnark This review talks about the pads being usable as MIDI triggers, but that was added to the original RØDE..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Px

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@reselsnark For me the anti-glare tilt on the display, the bank-switch buttons on the pads, the extra USB port, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4x

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rantalot LOL! “a dipstick looking for sump” 😅 twitter.com/TonyHWindsor/s…

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stilgherrian Oh wow. There is now the RØDECaster Pro II. rode.com/en/interfaces-…

Some very nice new features. Impressed. pic.twitter.com/PpAzRJYk37

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oliyoung I mean, this isn’t even weird anymore twitter.com/cryptowhale/st…

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@morganamacleod @melbomartin Well that’s just rude. Can’t he just fix you a martini and watch the film too?

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I have just watched @LOOKMUMNOCMPUTR’s latest video “BOUGHT A WHOLE CHURCH ORGAN - Part 1 The Organ’s Removal” and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lf

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newievuitton_ He leaves an immense legacy pic.twitter.com/6H9yP9kZuY

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@oliverw @preecy_pants It’s a service that needed to happen. The number of streaming services is out of control — a.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sFB

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@preecy_pants Oh This is what I’ve been wanting for… for ages! Thank you!

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Tip: If you use Google Search for the name of a movie, and have given it the appropriate permissions, it’ll tell yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ec

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Tonight it’s “From Russia with Love”, (1963) which is on Prime and free for members at primevideo.com/detail/0GORDCH…. Fre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ec

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While I’ve been having a nap, this crowdfunder has surged ahead to almost 85% of Target One with a bit over two day..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IK

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Aiannucci This is what it’ll look like when they finally come for him, though it’ll be poison and not wine, and he’ll wait ti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dh

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@CassieST Naps of some description, yes.

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stilgherrian Reminder: Bond on Tuesday continues tonight at 8.30pm AEST with “From Russia with Love”. . twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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bonsoyflatwhite They truly personify the three, sheer extremes of men. Inspirational LinkedIn real estate agent. Bicurious Off Ya T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NY

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@allrite @dobes @rohan_p “Zardoz” is quite the experience.

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AllisonMiller24 Jeepers ⁦⁦@abcnews⁩ it’s not “his predecessors jet”. pic.twitter.com/xkRjxI9ba7

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@GordyPls @rohan_p @dobes Yeah that’s pretty nasty. You would think that salmonella just means “a little salmon” an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cQ

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@dobes @rohan_p Fair point. Unless you want a GIANT DISEMBODIED HEAD. Paul Fletcher as Zardoz. pic.twitter.com/y1Kdpd1ni6

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@dobes @rohan_p Wait. They have a bigger size. “Product Size: 75cm x 55cm depending on head shape. Material: Corflu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X9

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@Palmyguy2099 I don’t have a recipe as such. I just make it. But I might write up something one day. It’s just noodle soup.

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The blockage, it has been cleared. We’re now up to 81% of Target Two. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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WESNETAustralia Have u experienced ? Has a partner abused u using text messages/social media? Have they tracked u using t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vp

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Reminder: Bond on Tuesday continues tonight at 8.30pm AEST with “From Russia with Love”. . twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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BoomerDea How good are cars? twitter.com/_cingraham/sta…

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@Wyld Yep, there’s at least four features that I’m immediately happy with when compared with the initial model I ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fl

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Oh wow. There is now the RØDECaster Pro II. rode.com/en/interfaces-…

Some very nice new features. Impressed. pic.twitter.com/PpAzRJYk37

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FionaKatauskas HAHAHHAHHHAHAH @jonkudelka gold in the Hobart Mercury pic.twitter.com/gTMjOazUMF

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Waratah sequence 2021, day 266. Still very little change in the seed pods on the waratah in question, but it does s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HR

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FScottNorman Yes, yes. Well done The Australian. That’s the actual plan. pic.twitter.com/SCOx6tgmUk

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@19bk69 @dobes Don’t fancy yourself a bit of bush meat?

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@steampowerednet No that’s the real one. You can tell because it’s an even better parody than the parody one.

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@annaspargoryan @JohnBirmingham This screenshot from 10 captures it for me. A bright confidence, a journey to chang..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…57

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SandroDemaio As a doctor, I cannot stress how important it is to get your flu vax. Some hospitals are now seeing a 500% increase..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6u

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@annaspargoryan @JohnBirmingham It’s a lovely piece, and we can forgive the rampant narcissism. ;)

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Prue MacSween, working class hero. twitter.com/macsween_prue/…

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PatrickLenton This is superbly out of touch – imagine drinking chardonnay in 202twitter.com/macsween_prue/…ag

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@annaspargoryan @JohnBirmingham And you know what, I think that sense of relieved exhaustion is being felt quite widely.

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@jeamland L’esprit de l’escalier is a bastard of a thing.

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JohnBirmingham This is both brilliant and beautiful. You should read it. twitter.com/annaspargoryan…

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@jeamland I’ll pay this as a joke, but the “most racist” tag is a big call.

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jeamland Chris Lilley slumps into the couch, Scott Morrison costume half removed, wondering how he’ll ever top his least fun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XX

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stilgherrian “Klaatu barada nikto.” pic.twitter.com/GDxpEbXg02

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tokyosexwhale Get in, there’s no time to explain. pic.twitter.com/toGJBVJid0

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This will of course set off another infestation of brain worms.

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“China has ended a block on communicating officially with Australia after Premier Li Keqiang – second to Presidenttwitter.com/i/web/status/1…KYN6

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REMINDER: “The 9pm Winter Series 2022” crowdfunder is stalled 80% of the way to Target Two with two and a half days..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hT

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@jpwarren It is becoming clear that Australian need a strategic stockpile. pic.twitter.com/I7vCckXlpm

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_BertHandsome I still want to know what was the post that have Ablo the win.

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_BertHandsome They’re a crossover between Dril and Jeb “please clap” Bush.

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horsewizrd (content warning: endless screaming)

ok the AI refuses to give me a normal cat but when I ask for “a centaur excep..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nk

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I do so wish I’d invested in popcorn shares last week. twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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Further alleged plans and links to interesting things may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Tue plan: Slow start, because tired; a series of geek tasks for clients, some of which involve DNS; 2030 AEST Bond..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f1

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@jsleeio Oh dear. I have a bad feeling about this.

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GordyPls @CroweDM <Headline>

<Evidence against the headline and first two paras>

<Para 1>

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GordyPls A thing I love at the moment about @CroweDM’s articles is they all have the election count embedded below the headl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WP

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It is damp again in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/iaPVts5VuB

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Tuesday. When there is so much froth at the edge of the pond you know it’s full of frogs. Same with the human mind. Tuesday.

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