Nearly 79% of Target Three with 23 and a bit hours to go. I’m off to bed now, so I hope a few of you can give me a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z3
“Albanese meeting Biden” from Fairbairn Films. Completely accurate in very detail. (2m25s) youtube.com/watch?v=DK2Z0o…

redditSpacePorn The Blue Dragon River seen from space pic.twitter.com/FgcIWiM6F4

JaneyGodley “She had it in for me, that woman”#SueGrayReport #janeygodleyvoiceover pic.twitter.com/ctmwjtviS4
cameronwilson if you’re going to drag your government into a six month long crisis for some parties, you’d hope they’d look less..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IN
Nearly 78% now.
@izevaka @NewtonMark Something in the back of my head says it can act as a comms relay. But yeah maybe it’s just a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I4

@izevaka @NewtonMark A duck with spectacles? pic.twitter.com/3uoSIlaCXf
@izevaka @NewtonMark And it might not be a sensor pod. That belly pod thing is a cargo hold in some variants, but t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c4
@izevaka @NewtonMark Curiously that original magazine article gives it the callsign POLAIR 7 but it’s been showing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HY
@izevaka @NewtonMark Sorry, VH-DFV. I can’t type.

@izevaka @NewtonMark Drawing a giant dick and balls? :) pic.twitter.com/EXpclafgby

@izevaka @NewtonMark That info from OpenADSB. pic.twitter.com/mY2sGqxuFT
@izevaka @NewtonMark That appears to be VH-DVF with callsign POLAIR 27, which has a big fat sensor pod on the botto..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uF
Oh yeah, the total target gets reset, so passing Target Two means we’re now 76% of the way to Target Three. In fact..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K1
I reckon it’s possible to hit Target Three in the next 24 hours. If not, I’ll do something pro rata-ish. I’ll figur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uG
We haven’t done one since 2018, but a Public House Forum was where we assembled a panel of guests in a pub, and rec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sz
IMPORTANT UPDATE: We just passed Target Two! Thanks, there will now be SIX special-guest episodes of “The 9pm Edict..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jn
@manindotblack @sylmobile I would very much like to lick a penguin in Antarctica.
reselsnark Who knew that Morrison was a petulant, graceless little turd? twitter.com/samanthamaiden…
@Spoonyman Hahahaha! Sadly yes.
Now 92% of Target Two with 25 hours to go. Sweet, sweet money! Oh yes, and thank you.

timdunlop Can’t marry them all, I guess pic.twitter.com/iwSRfszGvw
@Spoonyman Ain’t it just.
Alas our friend Albert can infer things, but imagine trying to explain it to some of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BU
@Spoonyman You’ll get even more irritated in the coming months. esafety.gov.au/about-us/consu…
@Spoonyman This is implemented not because Twitter wants to but because the Australian government effectively deman..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TU
Exactly. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…
@FlyOpineMonkey Lol no the other one. About Big Brother.
Oooh! 89% now. Thank you.
As proof of my good intentions, here is a photograph of a frog. Please anthropomorphise it and believe that it is f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D3
As I type this tweet, we’re 88% of the way to Target Two with 25 and a half hours remaining. I therefore request, n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZA
Before then, the Autumn Series wraps up this week with:
“The 9pm Election Unhinging: The Aftermath” tomorrow, Thu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dh
Pencilled-in guests include sharp-minded chronicler of doom @umairh, Scottish social research and raconteur @dfpiii..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4W
FINAL HOURS: “The 9pm Winter Series 2022” crowdfunder ends tomorrow night, Thu 26 May at 9pm AEST. If you’d like mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bF
@twcau @drearyclocks That’s… that’s dreadful lol.
Pollytics Anybody who can google FWC knows it will be in the next two weeks. twitter.com/abcnews/status…
@twcau @drearyclocks I mean if you don’t mind… ‘cos I haven’t seen it.
@JeffJL54 Oh you poor sweet petal…

SuperCroup I’ve predicted what Princess Diana looks like today without the sophisticated AI twitter.com/BazakeMedia/st… pic.twitter.com/aYkEr70p8W

oysta Actually what’s really hilarious is watching MFW still continue with the rancid takes and non sequiturs pic.twitter.com/uX7JmfseYr
hannahforsyth Weird how Australia seems to be heading for His and Hers liberal parties.

oysta “Say, by the way, did you realise you have a micropenis?” pic.twitter.com/QpXOfknhaa
@SuperCroup @JonoInAotearoa This is all very annoying.
[Insert that over-used Napoleon quote here.]
Isn’t the fact that someone like Peter Dutton is really liked in the Liberal Party and is seen as a moderate exactl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wF

timdunlop I could be wrong, but it’s almost like Joe Hildebrand doesn’t know what he’s talking about… pic.twitter.com/CyV8TiM040
@JonoInAotearoa Yep that’s the sort of thing. I was going to ask if @SuperCroup had it too, since he scored the ‘rona same day as me.
alanalentin The use of the Murugappan girls’ photo once again as ALP fan propaganda just after they do the tough boat turnback..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lE
@JonoInAotearoa For me it feels different from just tiredness or just the day after a late night, which is a worry. Sigh.
Wed plan, an update: We instead of podcast pre-production and the seminar thing I ended up sleeping all afternoon…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2A
jonkudelka Also could the alp please be slightly less shit now they’ve won like all the brokens said they would.

wish_0620 逃げるドラえもん。 pic.twitter.com/Y2hJE0TSTh
@jeffcthomson @KirstyLNeedham @paulwiggins I should mention that the “security cooperation” part is the more intere..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fw
@paulwiggins @jeffcthomson @KirstyLNeedham I dunno, Paul. Has anything changed in the region recently? :)
@jeffcthomson @KirstyLNeedham @paulwiggins My understanding is they’re usually pretty string on the extradition point.
@jeffcthomson @KirstyLNeedham @paulwiggins Fwiw here’s Australia’s current agreement with China…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c5
@jeffcthomson @KirstyLNeedham @paulwiggins Policing agreements are about sharing data to fight crime. Heck of a lot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a0
Thank God it’s Friday.
@RealNickHodge @dobes Now you’re talkin’!

cameronwilson jesus christ pic.twitter.com/zkGqt06OzH

@dobes Someone has already got us halfway there. pic.twitter.com/wu2sGUGQ0H
@dobes This is what I keep telling you. A giant stone disembodied head named Taitoz.
gathara #BREAKING Shite Christianists, an armed anti-math sect that believes defenestrated US ex-ruler Donald “Papa Don” Tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…28
I would listen to this, @dobes @rohan_p. twitter.com/podcastideasbo…
Many of you are thinking wrong thoughts today.
@dobes Yesterday this is an excellent joke lol.
@ryanegan That’s a good one, yes.
cameronwilson one day i was robbed
someone took all my moneys out of my bank account and wallet
later that day, a man came across..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qN
pagdavidson @abc730 Here we go again!
Sales to @JEChalmers: Do you support the Henry Report’s proposed shift from taxing income..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nq
k8em0 Can’t spell fragile without agile twitter.com/joshcorman/sta…
@ryanegan Oops that’s a US chart but you get the idea.
@ryanegan Time to do the comparison. Ziggy Stardust to now is the same time as Al Jolson (!) to Ziggy Stardust…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5r
ryanegan Pretty wild that The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars turns 50 next month. twitter.com/DoubleJPlays/s…
I just looked up from my desk at @bunjaree to see a lyrebird strolling past, a mere four metres away. Unfortunately..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5q
ONE DAY TO GO: Overnight “The 9pm Winter Series 2022” crowdfunder passed 88% of the way to Target Two. Thanks, all…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2P
therevmountain When do you think it would be right for the new government to use our spy capabilities to force commercial advantag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…le

danilic Laughing so hard at this in a cafe — bloke two tables over said “sounds like a good one”pic.twitter.com/4iEf56PEVdd
In which @drearyclocks correctly predicts Australia’s bleak future. twitter.com/drearyclocks/s…
@ai_curio_bot botprompt: the lizards will achieve ultimate victory
@evcricket @kels_316 Relevant. twitter.com/HardDriveMag/s…
mclayfield Good morning. Here is Lorna Muir Nimmo’s 1945 watercolour ‘Tall city window’. Born in Katoomba, Nimmo was elected p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qh
@ApostrophePong Also related. twitter.com/SoloFlow786/st…
MackayIM @TcameronTodd @ketaminh @drkatmclean Flu moved very quickly in Qld. We didn’t see the usual “foothill” level of ram..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rB
@annie_parker Of course this year she says it’s a fake, somehow. But can’t work out how to delete it.
@ladyhana Yes, let’s go with that more polite version that what we’re both thinking. :)
@ApostrophePong Related to this, last year I was regularly visited by a grey butcherbird (Cracticus torquatus), per..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H0
@ladyhana This all says something about both of us.

Whenever I hear politicians calling for a “transparent probe”… pic.twitter.com/8wXhAVfw2S

Cruel but fair from @davpope this morning, @dobes. pic.twitter.com/Delab3yBZE
Reminder. twitter.com/macsween_prue/…
This is very good. @ApostrophePong would like it. This is like certain specific birds with me. twitter.com/allyc375/statu…
Wed plan: A bunch of geek-work which, quite frankly, I couldn’t be arsed doing yesterday; a little podcast pre-prod..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FG

It’s yet another moist day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/ueeRZEzv4j
Wednesday. Reality will find you, even under your bed. Your lucky number is 4. Wednesday.