Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

In Sydney NSW AU to 31 Aug

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May 27th, 2022

stilgherrian Oh good, Google Docs knows how to spell “Goatse”. pic.twitter.com/4EatNVqaFj

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stilgherrian “FOX Business’ Lydia Hu reports on Elon Musk getting sued by Twitter investors for delayed disclosure of stake.” youtube.com/watch?v=3YZesK…

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IAPonomarenko Are you sure your love for chips is as strong as this guy’s? pic.twitter.com/a70PKuvUhQ

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@johnb78 They should’ve got Alan Partridge to host this.

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awelder This is my favourite kind of analysis. Nobody from the ALP says this, but every Liberal loser is convinced the enti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3H

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@SteveMolk @MatthewBevan This is basically Taiwan’s approach and I am all for it.

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hopisen I’ve have a concept I call the Britney Spears Line. It’s the level of celebrity which makes following someone on so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cl

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NewtonMark Yeah you did. You grounded the entire civil aircraft fleet for weeks, under threat of interception and apprehension..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tl

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@mosdins @Binda_Bushrat @danilic @redrabbleroz Yep, that’s a great brief summary of the state of play.

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@_midofo_ @redrabbleroz @Binda_Bushrat @danilic Agreed, and plenty of solid background. I just re-read it and will continue to recommend it.

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Should anyone care I did do a podcast yesterday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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stilgherrian In today’s AlienSideBoob, which is free to read, @JohnBirmingham discusses “The Landslide”. aliensideboob.substack.com/p/the-landslid…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xX

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@Binda_Bushrat @danilic @redrabbleroz Absolutely. :) But Dan knows my podcast is shit because he’s been on it.

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“People With Both Nostrils Unblocked” by Fairbairn Films (1m55s) youtube.com/watch?v=92mXq4…

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stilgherrian “Albanese meeting Biden” from Fairbairn Films. Completely accurate in very detail. (2m25s) youtube.com/watch?v=DK2Z0o…

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@NickyWill100 @boc_bel @fedupobstetric1 You will hate me, Nicky, but I thought that particular tweet was spot on,…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DB

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Hey folks, if you know of a good analysis of the Australian election result for an international audience, do reply..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…et

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@Binda_Bushrat @danilic That’s a lovely thought, thank you, but I think mine might be too inside-baseball for an in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NB

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Aiannucci This week the whole country learned what it’s like to be in a relationship with Boris Johnson. Sue Gray Report: ‘I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8y

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@CosmicRami @cafuego Mind you, more zodiac signs would be cool. Maybe up it to 16 for the digital age.

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@NickyWill100 As I’m sure you know, I have a dark sense of humour, but even I have my limits.

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@GreenJ Sun rises in the east, etc.

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@NickyWill100 I would make more jokes except, like, the corpses of kiddies.

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DylanReeve OMG it’s a screenshot from the fuckwit festival. twitter.com/UrbanAchievr/s…

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@CosmicRami Maybe the title of this episode is “The 9pm Giant Goatse int he Sky with Rami Mandow”. ;)

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@NickyWill100 They seem to be completely unaware that this is not a thing anywhere else on the planet. It’s quite sad.

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HartWexford A tortoise was in a wall twitter.com/agathachocolat…

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Thanks very much to @CosmicRami for his time. A fun podcast will emerge tomorrow. Now I am just struggling with the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BG

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OK, Kids, off to record a podcast. Quiet please.

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GreenJ Diddums. pic.twitter.com/wKM4zfhhx1

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Oh good, Google Docs knows how to spell “Goatse”. pic.twitter.com/4EatNVqaFj

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“FOX Business’ Lydia Hu reports on Elon Musk getting sued by Twitter investors for delayed disclosure of stake.” youtube.com/watch?v=3YZesK…

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@jetztgibtshaue Maybe not those specific clowns, but yes. They’re the numbers.

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What does this woman’s fecundity have to do with the story, @GuardianAus, except to imply somehow that she’s less c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oq

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marcuskelson Senator Rex Patrick’s body was found in the River Murray last weekend with multiple mobile phone stab wounds to the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UJ

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@jetztgibtshaue I won’t say “My pleasure!” but I will say that I have a strong constitution.

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@phenidone @dobes @davpope I’m guessing it’s a Dave Pope tribute. :)

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@michaelneale @Telstra Anyway you were right, Michael. Ordering an Optus eSIM was pretty much instantaneous. ;)

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Caramel_Lima My niece asked me to unlock my phone so she could watch cartoon on my phone, I didn’t answer her, next thing she to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…If

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@JonoInAotearoa Thanks. Personally I wasn’t so sure about it, so I’m glad to hear.

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@michaelneale @Telstra Like today, I’ve been in chats with two different support people, each of which got dumped s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0c

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@michaelneale @Telstra This the the frustration. It’s not working properly. We know it’s not working properly. Moni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ri

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I’m now wishing I had a microwave. Or an industrial laser cutter.

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@Telstra HI Tanasha, Ryan is already chatting with me re this — but I’m wondering whether your trust is misplaced..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v2D

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@Telstra The main frustration is that no one seems to be able to get this acknowledged as a problem. If I’d known l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1q

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@Telstra There’s a lot of chatter locally about this, and if I were a betting man I’d suggest there’s a capacity pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7d

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@Telstra This is second-hand information, I’m afraid, so I don’t know. I’m told this came from a local Facebook gro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nD

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@Telstra Ta, though this is 5G and other mobile data, not NBN. Related?

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@stufromoz Catalan, according to Google Translate.

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Not happy, Jan.

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I wish I’d known this yesterday, Australian time. twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/s…

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@Telstra I can also not do it, if that helps. :)

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@Telstra … and also why this isn’t just listed as a known outage, because that would’ve saved everyone a LOT of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FS

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@Telstra OK, Ryan, time for me to have a bit of a cry, because the chat dumped the second support person too. All I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DI

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The good thing is, I have a rice cooker. So I can now use it to boil my head.

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@dobes @iiTalW I might even have to say something on a podcast!

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If this keeps up I might have to post something on Whirlpool lol.

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@skwashd They reckon they’ve picked up the ticket and it’ll take about 10 minutes to wrap it up.

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LittleMissConty When your daughter’s school is making them dress as royalty..pic.twitter.com/csMKisf1HOHO

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@Telstra All good, Ryan, I have a (different) human back. I can see their name on the window’s title bar.

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@skwashd I really hope that just means they have to re-authenticate.

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@skwashd It gets better. I reported this on 17 May, never heard back. Turns out this is a known problem since 16 Ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…di

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mattmua72 Rachel Baxendale schooled by Anthony Green

lolz pic.twitter.com/ipp8KgwwhH

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@skwashd I think this has just happened.

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@Telstra Today’s person is doing well. But I just noticed their name as disappeared from the chat to be replaced by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q6

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@Telstra No, just a bit of a gap while they continued investigating. We’ve been in the chat for more than an hour s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2u

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(Note to Telstra socials: I don’t need you on this for now. But I will say that this problem has not been handled w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9S

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Haha. I feel like responding “Mate, I’m not talking to you. I already have a proper human on this.” pic.twitter.com/EbQ2HHxsyW

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Hahaha I’m in the middle of a long chat with a Telstra support person and the goddam bot has decided it can help. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vz

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Kateryna_Kruk I can already see how ru propaganda tv shows are having a meltdown over this photo. pic.twitter.com/NQQPGMQfOu

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NeilMcMahon For the love of god, punctuate! pic.twitter.com/RzwtyvqJ5k

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edbott Fun fact about Lord of the Flies:

Piggy’s real name was Dilbert. pic.twitter.com/pjPlJXdSVW

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@dobes @davpope And yesterday, for fans of “The Twilight Zone” and/or William Shatner. pic.twitter.com/Sa1EkgfG2U

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Well, @dobes, isn’t @davpope simply superb today. pic.twitter.com/dafL8HZVzC

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In today’s AlienSideBoob, which is free to read, @JohnBirmingham discusses “The Landslide”. aliensideboob.substack.com/p/the-landslid…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xX

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BoomerDea Soon to be a News Corp ad: “Even Ablo reads The Australian” twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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Rob_Stott You may not like it, but this is what this ideal Australian Prime Minister looks like pic.twitter.com/uFA0jayonH

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@CosmicRami If you’re a podcast supporter with TRIGGER WORDS or even a CONVERSATION TOPIC for @CosmicRami you sort..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y7

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Fri plan: Slow start, obviously; podcast pre-production, both for today’s recording and tomorrow’s; 1600 AEST podc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JI

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stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Election Unhinging: The Aftermath” (59m14s) the9pmedict.com/edict/00171/

Look for “The 9pm Edict”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qm

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@melbomartin I now boast, but this is quite a standard day for my window. There’s often a few more different specie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AP

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@derekbradley Not a feral pigeon though. It’s a native wonga pigeon. And there’s usually a few brown cuckoo-doves…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iZ

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@huwr There’s been at least 12 rosellas most mornings lately, occasionally up to 16. It gets a bit rambunctious.

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It’s quite a lovely day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/0RQj5TKT23

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Friday. The Committee will gather at dusk to judge your works, and they will be found wanting, followed by canapés. Friday.

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