New Moon is RIGHT NOW at 2130 AEST.
Gorn.
Here’s the official Severe Weather Warning. The winds may well get even worse tonight. bom.gov.au/products/IDN21…
It’s very windy outside.
@bruisedmelons1 @JohnBirmingham My sense of professionalism is hurt here, but yes he will not be remembered.
vagina_museum In Drosophila bifurca, a single sperm cell is almost six centimetres long, which is 20 times the length of its body..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YO
Histreepix The awful truth beneath every cobbled street… Liverpool, 1887. pic.twitter.com/SKXfqxPtlB
Histreepix Jeff Buckley, after hearing the news of his death. 1997. pic.twitter.com/MACytVnZ25
fesshole When I sit on the toilet, I always raise my hands and pretend I am holding the reins of a horse.
Cybersecurity meets spite. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
@seasallen We’ll get to that one in due course. :)
@seasallen It’s certainly up there, and personally I’m with Bassey, though “A View to a Kill” has its fans too.
@stibinator @WYR_bot I think it’s you that has no weapons, and you have to fight either a shark or 100 spiders. If..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2U
@juhasaarinen Not necessarily true.
THIS TIME TOMORROW: Bond on Tuesday continues with the third canonical film, “Goldfinger” (1964). Details at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gd
WYR_bot Would you rather fight a shark with no weapons or 100 spiders?
abcnews Anthony Albanese and Labor to form majority government abc.net.au/news/2022-05-3…
@AusSyndicalist I’m sure that’s a reference that many people will find amusing but I have no idea sorry.
@staticsan It’s a a solemn moment in my journeys to and from central Sydney.
New Moon is in 90 minutes at 2130 AEST.
I am told that we may well have snow some time this week. Not tonight though, It’s too windy.
@elronxenu It would have been today, yes.
@bruceh72 @CosmicRami I must confess to KSP mostly sitting unused on my computer. I seem to have lost the urge for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0f
WeirdMedieval rabbit attack, france, 14th century pic.twitter.com/k4Supv4IgV
@BevenStale Nah. Wrong conditions.
@Hippopeteamus @carolduncan That’ll fuck up the real estate values.
@carolduncan @Hippopeteamus That tree is the wrong way up.
There’s a flood warning out for Cooks River at Tempe. pic.twitter.com/sn6FP2g28p
@Hippopeteamus Wow. I’d just arrived at Central station and was inside the waiting train when it hit. It was loud.
Looking forward to arriving at Wentworth Falls in about 15 minutes lol. pic.twitter.com/aGq2lDIcRa
Guess when the squall line came through the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/UaMm8heYjT
@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo Someone should do something about that.
I have reason to believe that due to the rain Sydney’s road traffic has turned to shit. So no news there.
@expectproblems That must’ve been a strange time.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.
@expectproblems They really should all sit down and fasten their seat belts.
@oberonsghost @chrisrauchle Depends where you look.
@eggsandocap I made it inside. Just. :)
Correct. pic.twitter.com/ySi32PyeTR
Hello, Sydney. pic.twitter.com/ZN1cYFcoI0
@reselsnark @AbstractCode Well “people” are gutless sycophants.
@AbstractCode You don’t not get to be either. It’s orthogonal.
You’d think a billionaire could afford a decent barber.
Using DMs to ruin a joke.
@scott_thewspot @dobes @web3isgreat @molly0xFFF There’s a reason the word “schadenfreude” is in the title of my lat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cL
S N O E ! twitter.com/TransportforNS…
markhumphries Come be a contestant on Win The Week so you can completely annihilate people like me. twitter.com/craigreucassel… pic.twitter.com/On5YAfLbQU
@markhumphries Oooh! I am so glad this got another series! Hurrah, @alex_c_lee @craigreucassel!
timothyjgraham Musk is in deep trouble, I guarantee it pic.twitter.com/XvoB2S1Xyy
@dobes @scott_thewspot @web3isgreat @molly0xFFF Goddammit more things to read. :)
@trib No, you define “gigantic”.
NSWHealth A free flu jab will be available to all NSW residents in a month-long blitz from June 1 in an effort to combat this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DN
Look, this is getting complicated. The big letters say THIS WEEKEND. And the graphic has the date. And yes I am pla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0r
FREE CHEESE IN SYDNEY THIS WEEKEND THANKS TO THE EUROPEAN UNION.
“A gigantic French cheese buffet will be the cent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wU
@justtaff Ta. Will re-do.
@JohnBirmingham I am so behind the pace today.
For the attention of @JohnBirmingham. twitter.com/coolestdudeva/…
coolestdudeva Chinese officials trolling western conservatives is an underrated part of this website pic.twitter.com/lhgtyIC9tc
patstokes When you are definitely a real person and not living in a 30 second mobile game ad about zombies twitter.com/Johnson__joey/…
@19bk69 @stufromoz Fair point. I got the damn ‘rona in one of my first post-lockdown pub afternoon and that was very annoying.
@JustJimWillDo Yeah that does sound a bit much actually.
“We’re talking about 80 kgs of cheese given out every two hours.” but I’m not sure if that’s per person.
FREE CHEESE IN SYDNEY THIS WEEKEND THANKS TO THE EUROPEAN UNION.
“A gigantic French cheese buffet will be the cent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oq
tfswebb incidentally, peter dutton is the same age as the musician beck
@Reynardo_red @dobes You are better than this.
rhysam There’s the kiss of death. twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…
dobes Ominous warning to the people of New England twitter.com/political_aler…
@LapTop006 So they say.
@misosusanowa Unfortunately I’ve left The Place Where There Are Antlers, but one set of antlers is by the same arti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rX
#blueandyellowtrain again, briefly. pic.twitter.com/NAPWaqWczO
DarylTractor The excitement is palpable pic.twitter.com/m05bKA2Hrj
Graunched, but no licks today.
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, which is working now, along with links to all the things. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Mon plan, remainder: 1215 back maintenance, Darlinghurst; organise Certain Things for a client; errands and lunch a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jv
@_midofo_ @davidgerard Well, we’re finally back up now. Whew!
My bit of the internet is working again, so you can now visit the web pages for these podcasts. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@mookoridge And I believe we’re now back up.
@BetterStuffToDo And I believe we’re now back up.
@melbomartin No no, just a coded reference for Certain People. IYKYK.
Fully antlered, with bonus free flu vaccine.
@BetterStuffToDo Known problem, currently being dealt with. Thanks for the heads-up.
@mookoridge Correct. Sigh. It’s being dealt with. Ta for the heads-up.
Partially antlered.
Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.
See, @expectproblems @tacticalmaid @RealNickHodge @dobes, ready for gun turrets! twitter.com/MrTimDunn/stat…
MrTimDunn Many 1950/60s nosed locos were built with govt subsidy; so govt bodies demanded input to overall designs: Most BR M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zX
westaustralian The front page of Monday’s The West Australian. pic.twitter.com/DBhqGDAy6f
@mjarkell You could also put a fried egg on top.
@expectproblems Solid choice.
Eggs, etc. pic.twitter.com/Y2CSP7PfVp
@Binda_Bushrat @kymtje Lol that fuckin’ eagle! :)
#blueandyellowtrain, very briefly.
Sendrill.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
thebannerbright He pulled it, still beating, from the chest of a refugee twitter.com/hughriminton/s… pic.twitter.com/RZcmvc4tBM
@PSyvret @damovisa Wow. I mean, we’re all used to what we’re used to, but obviously I’m finding this hilarious.
@derekbradley @mark_r_asser Now we’re talking!
@19bk69 Where are you going here?
@damovisa Lol I know. Last time I was in Brisbane the max temp was 19C and people were wearing coats and scarves. I wore a t-shirt.
@Starshark668 Good point. Even those bootleg recordings of his appearances at his local church are just the usual tumble of words.
@kymtje I’d forgotten about that! Which works out better than doing regular corporate gigs. I wonder if he’ll go th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sm
Neither is “tortoise”, “dishwasher”, “burrito”, or “laxative”. twitter.com/jilevin/status…
@michaelskeggs For £78 you can get Nigel Farage.
This is not what “celebrity pulling power” means.
And those fees are just for speaking. No “extras”, not even a quick wristie.
Lol my phone just tried to autocarrot my fat-fingered “Tony Abbott” to “Tony Annoying”.
John Howard’s minimum fee is $40,000, and I think Tony Abbott is the same.
This pricing seems about right. If you want a former US president or UK PM and guest speaker you’re up for six figu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YS
pndc And if anybody wants to start a “computers with threatening auras” bot, this Russian-built suitcase nuke/C64 is a d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ju
@alexkidman I was wondering if you’d remembered. :)
@hardy_bm Lol at a ground speed of about 40 knots. :)
@miranda_maybe The trick is leaving plenty of room in the plan. I assume I’ll snooze the alarm, faff about before h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5d
#purpletrain with an early morning spray. Yes, I’m catching an earlier train than planned because I was Ready. pic.twitter.com/9etWxXSBqD
@Wyld Yeah one week in and it’s already gone to the dogs. I bet the Sun will be up even later next week.
@alexkidman What a whinge of a song lol.
Why is the Sun not up yet?
Geordetroiter Loving this #Jubilee tribute to Gadaffi pic.twitter.com/WzEMZCcl6y
I will also say that I made THREE podcasts on Thu, Sat, and Sun. This thread contains the details. The web pages do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PD
Normally I would say that further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, and I will say that. However stilg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4O
Mon plan: 0824 train to Sydney; various coordination tasks en route; 1045 GP, Hyde Park; 1215 back maintenance, Dar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YC
It’s cold in the Blue Mountains this morning, and later it will be moist and windy. There have been better days. pic.twitter.com/7j1pfdzNeL
Monday. Prepare for visitors. They may be friendly. They may not be friendly. Either way, you must conceal your def..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W1