Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

In Sydney NSW AU to 31 Aug

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May 30th, 2022

New Moon is RIGHT NOW at 2130 AEST.

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Here’s the official Severe Weather Warning. The winds may well get even worse tonight. bom.gov.au/products/IDN21…

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@bruisedmelons1 @JohnBirmingham My sense of professionalism is hurt here, but yes he will not be remembered.

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vagina_museum In Drosophila bifurca, a single sperm cell is almost six centimetres long, which is 20 times the length of its body..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YO

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Histreepix The awful truth beneath every cobbled street… Liverpool, 1887. pic.twitter.com/SKXfqxPtlB

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Histreepix Jeff Buckley, after hearing the news of his death. 1997. pic.twitter.com/MACytVnZ25

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fesshole When I sit on the toilet, I always raise my hands and pretend I am holding the reins of a horse.

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@seasallen We’ll get to that one in due course. :)

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@seasallen It’s certainly up there, and personally I’m with Bassey, though “A View to a Kill” has its fans too.

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@stibinator @WYR_bot I think it’s you that has no weapons, and you have to fight either a shark or 100 spiders. If..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2U

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THIS TIME TOMORROW: Bond on Tuesday continues with the third canonical film, “Goldfinger” (1964). Details at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gd

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WYR_bot Would you rather fight a shark with no weapons or 100 spiders?

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abcnews Anthony Albanese and Labor to form majority government abc.net.au/news/2022-05-3…

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@AusSyndicalist I’m sure that’s a reference that many people will find amusing but I have no idea sorry.

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@staticsan It’s a a solemn moment in my journeys to and from central Sydney.

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New Moon is in 90 minutes at 2130 AEST.

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I am told that we may well have snow some time this week. Not tonight though, It’s too windy.

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@bruceh72 @CosmicRami I must confess to KSP mostly sitting unused on my computer. I seem to have lost the urge for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0f

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WeirdMedieval rabbit attack, france, 14th century pic.twitter.com/k4Supv4IgV

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There’s a flood warning out for Cooks River at Tempe. pic.twitter.com/sn6FP2g28p

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@Hippopeteamus Wow. I’d just arrived at Central station and was inside the waiting train when it hit. It was loud.

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Looking forward to arriving at Wentworth Falls in about 15 minutes lol. pic.twitter.com/aGq2lDIcRa

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Guess when the squall line came through the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/UaMm8heYjT

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I have reason to believe that due to the rain Sydney’s road traffic has turned to shit. So no news there.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.

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@expectproblems They really should all sit down and fasten their seat belts.

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@reselsnark @AbstractCode Well “people” are gutless sycophants.

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@AbstractCode You don’t not get to be either. It’s orthogonal.

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You’d think a billionaire could afford a decent barber.

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Using DMs to ruin a joke.

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@scott_thewspot @dobes @web3isgreat @molly0xFFF There’s a reason the word “schadenfreude” is in the title of my lat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cL

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markhumphries Come be a contestant on Win The Week so you can completely annihilate people like me. twitter.com/craigreucassel… pic.twitter.com/On5YAfLbQU

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@markhumphries Oooh! I am so glad this got another series! Hurrah, @alex_c_lee @craigreucassel!

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timothyjgraham Musk is in deep trouble, I guarantee it pic.twitter.com/XvoB2S1Xyy

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@trib No, you define “gigantic”.

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NSWHealth A free flu jab will be available to all NSW residents in a month-long blitz from June 1 in an effort to combat this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DN

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Look, this is getting complicated. The big letters say THIS WEEKEND. And the graphic has the date. And yes I am pla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0r

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FREE CHEESE IN SYDNEY THIS WEEKEND THANKS TO THE EUROPEAN UNION.

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coolestdudeva Chinese officials trolling western conservatives is an underrated part of this website pic.twitter.com/lhgtyIC9tc

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patstokes When you are definitely a real person and not living in a 30 second mobile game ad about zombies twitter.com/Johnson__joey/…

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@19bk69 @stufromoz Fair point. I got the damn ‘rona in one of my first post-lockdown pub afternoon and that was very annoying.

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@JustJimWillDo Yeah that does sound a bit much actually.

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“We’re talking about 80 kgs of cheese given out every two hours.” but I’m not sure if that’s per person.

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FREE CHEESE IN SYDNEY THIS WEEKEND THANKS TO THE EUROPEAN UNION.

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tfswebb incidentally, peter dutton is the same age as the musician beck

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rhysam There’s the kiss of death. twitter.com/skynewsaust/st…

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dobes Ominous warning to the people of New England twitter.com/political_aler…

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@misosusanowa Unfortunately I’ve left The Place Where There Are Antlers, but one set of antlers is by the same arti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rX

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DarylTractor The excitement is palpable pic.twitter.com/m05bKA2Hrj

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Graunched, but no licks today.

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, which is working now, along with links to all the things. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, remainder: 1215 back maintenance, Darlinghurst; organise Certain Things for a client; errands and lunch a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jv

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@_midofo_ @davidgerard Well, we’re finally back up now. Whew!

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My bit of the internet is working again, so you can now visit the web pages for these podcasts. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@mookoridge And I believe we’re now back up.

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@melbomartin No no, just a coded reference for Certain People. IYKYK.

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Fully antlered, with bonus free flu vaccine.

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@BetterStuffToDo Known problem, currently being dealt with. Thanks for the heads-up.

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@mookoridge Correct. Sigh. It’s being dealt with. Ta for the heads-up.

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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MrTimDunn Many 1950/60s nosed locos were built with govt subsidy; so govt bodies demanded input to overall designs: Most BR M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zX

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westaustralian The front page of Monday’s The West Australian. pic.twitter.com/DBhqGDAy6f

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@mjarkell You could also put a fried egg on top.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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thebannerbright He pulled it, still beating, from the chest of a refugee twitter.com/hughriminton/s… pic.twitter.com/RZcmvc4tBM

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@PSyvret @damovisa Wow. I mean, we’re all used to what we’re used to, but obviously I’m finding this hilarious.

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@damovisa Lol I know. Last time I was in Brisbane the max temp was 19C and people were wearing coats and scarves. I wore a t-shirt.

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@Starshark668 Good point. Even those bootleg recordings of his appearances at his local church are just the usual tumble of words.

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@kymtje I’d forgotten about that! Which works out better than doing regular corporate gigs. I wonder if he’ll go th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sm

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Neither is “tortoise”, “dishwasher”, “burrito”, or “laxative”. twitter.com/jilevin/status…

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This is not what “celebrity pulling power” means.

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And those fees are just for speaking. No “extras”, not even a quick wristie.

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Lol my phone just tried to autocarrot my fat-fingered “Tony Abbott” to “Tony Annoying”.

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John Howard’s minimum fee is $40,000, and I think Tony Abbott is the same.

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This pricing seems about right. If you want a former US president or UK PM and guest speaker you’re up for six figu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YS

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pndc And if anybody wants to start a “computers with threatening auras” bot, this Russian-built suitcase nuke/C64 is a d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ju

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@alexkidman I was wondering if you’d remembered. :)

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@hardy_bm Lol at a ground speed of about 40 knots. :)

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@miranda_maybe The trick is leaving plenty of room in the plan. I assume I’ll snooze the alarm, faff about before h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5d

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with an early morning spray. Yes, I’m catching an earlier train than planned because I was Ready. pic.twitter.com/9etWxXSBqD

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@Wyld Yeah one week in and it’s already gone to the dogs. I bet the Sun will be up even later next week.

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Why is the Sun not up yet?

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Geordetroiter Loving this tribute to Gadaffi pic.twitter.com/WzEMZCcl6y

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I will also say that I made THREE podcasts on Thu, Sat, and Sun. This thread contains the details. The web pages do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PD

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Normally I would say that further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, and I will say that. However stilg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4O

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Mon plan: 0824 train to Sydney; various coordination tasks en route; 1045 GP, Hyde Park; 1215 back maintenance, Dar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YC

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It’s cold in the Blue Mountains this morning, and later it will be moist and windy. There have been better days. pic.twitter.com/7j1pfdzNeL

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Monday. Prepare for visitors. They may be friendly. They may not be friendly. Either way, you must conceal your def..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W1

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