Weekly Poll: Bono is…?


I’m chuffed! Inspired by the work of the Bonological Semiotics team, I coined my own Bonophone.

Bonorrhoea: A chronic disease which causes meaningless words to dribble from the mouth and, more usually, other orifices. Also known as “talking out one’s arse.”

As a result, Arch Bonologer Sabian Wilde has promoted me to the rank of Clayton Private. To celebrate, this week’s poll can only be… “Bono is…?” Go to the website to vote.

The Institute for Bonological Semiotics asks: Bono is...? (Select up to 3 answers)

  • A statesman striding the world (0%, 0 Votes)
  • A major 20th century musician (21%, 6 Votes)
  • Past his use-by date (21%, 6 Votes)
  • An inspiration for the 21st century (0%, 0 Votes)
  • A wanker (34%, 10 Votes)
  • A waste of oxygen (10%, 3 Votes)
  • Pointless (14%, 4 Votes)
  • Amanda Vanstone (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 29

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Bonus link: Netscape founder Marc Andreessen has a whole blog category about Bono.

Last week’s results: Clearly I’m the only one who’s getting moist over the return of Supernaut. Screw the lot of you.

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1 comment

  1. Snarky Platypus’s avatar

    Bono definitely isn’t Amanda. At least Amanda has some self-awareness and sense of self-deprecation. Bono, not so much.

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