I am stopping it. I have been told. I am going to bed. One day remains. And then the southern hemisphere will have to cope again. Gone.
RT @kcarruthers: Is Dawkins addicted to poppers?
@EmperorNorton I have no idea. I am clueless.
RT @MrFlungabunga: This is a guess Liberace? [Yes. You’re the only one who actually knew. That’s excellent.]
@EmperorNorton That sounds both lovely and expensive, but alas I fly out tomorrow evening, and my day is spoken for. Next time.
@EmperorNorton Oi! I’m here in SFO, why didn’t you buy ME dinner?
Here we go. So, what’s the capital of Libya anyway, you arsehats? And did you know before you just Googled it?
Mu Mu Land awaits.
Oh don’t fuckin’ drag me into this.
@BernardKeane Excellent. I’m in Sydney Tue-Thu before going back to the Mountains. I’ll have my people call your people.
If you have concerns about self-melting cheese, then this explains everything. http://youtu.be/frd5YmSj…
@RealNickHodge You could at least pop over for a drink while we’re in the same city. There’s a word for people like you.
@mhawkins1970 Your fact-checking will be helped with another fact: I’m not in Sydney right now, but San Francisco.
@ApostrophePong Was squirted black ink involved?
@mhawkins1970 The Bloody Mary was hardly early morning. I was something like 3pm.
A well-designed European sofa is not a good basis for a decent fuck nor a sustainable relationship.
Cuttlefish is a verb.
Charcuterie: It’s not a special operation for baby girls.
OH, one lesbian to another: “I’ll get you one and make you wear it.”
See? I told you nothing would go wrong.
$4 Bloody Mary? Sure. I don’t see how this could possibly go wrong.
2. If you specify the vodka to be used in your martini by name, it probably shouldn’t be Skyy then Smirnoff. Not if you have self-respect.
1. If you are “doing errands” at 2pm, that doesn’t cover martinis.
Mobile: Probably to the Mission District, and only the gods know what will happen after that. Attention limited due to roaming data charges.
New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 37”, with links to my stories from RSA Conference so far. http://arseh.at/4d5 #rsac
“Patch Monday” podcast filed! My work here is done.
@SnarkyPlatypus Happy Birthday, I suppose.
@alixjasmine Oh I’m fine. I think everything is quite normal this morning.
Sat plan: Final mix of “Patch Monday”, left over from yesterday; further explorations of a cold, wet San Francisco for the rest of the day.
Listen, Girl, when someone holds a lift for you ‘cos you’re too engrossed in a BlackBerry to notice it’s arrived, the phrase is “Thank you”.
For $4.50 for an average coffee you can fucking well bring it to me at a table.
Yes, when you can see there’s no-one waiting ahead of you, you wander off so the staff have to keep shouting your name.
It’s a 5-star hotel, yet coffee is obtained by queueing for Starbucks in the foyer. It’s wrong.
It approaches 0830 and 5C. Why aren’t I still asleep?