Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 9th, 2012

“The plumed serpent of his torpitude”?

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It’s like people are talking a foreign language.

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@mpesce I didn’t realise there was a singular for “martinis”.

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Sometimes 20 years is not long enough.

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Short video of new DARPA / Boston Dynamics bigger-than-BigDog robot. arseh.at/sib

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I must admit, it’s a surprisingly good effort from a man whose mind is being eaten away by venereal diseases.

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So @expectproblems directed “General Softcock 1: The Governor’s Mistress” and lived? arseh.at/sia

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Well as long as CityRail has found someone to blame that’s not management that’s all good, right?

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Previously-announced plans are being abandoned. Communication shall be intermittent.

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RT @johnthelutheran: This week’s Private Eye made me smile. Very naughty. arseh.at/si9

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Headache. Bother.

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@en_gy Thank you. The SEKRIT will be revealed later this evening, if all goes to plan.

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I really want to slap David Gallop.

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The Ranga-in-Chief will be on @abc730 tonight, I have just been informed.

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@R_Chirgwin In some situations, almost anything counts as “enough wine”, trust me.

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Is there enough wine?

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Now here’s some words we should set to music and sing every single day. arseh.at/si3

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Telephone, shoosh.

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MT @insidefilm: Channel Seven hit series Packed To The Rafters is back for season five. What can viewers expect? [Brain cancer?]

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DO NOT DO IT DO NOT DRILL THROUGH THE BOTTOM LAYER YOU WILL LET OUT ALL THE FROZEN NAZIS THEY WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THE NAME OF GOD STOP!

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Oh @charispalmer what a glorious troll! “Why Gina Rinehart should buy Twitter” arseh.at/sho

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Apropos of this @nswpolice arsehattery frightening parents arseh.at/shk here’s a depressing map. arseh.at/shl

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RT @Paul_Murton: Sitting in this cafe feeling very happy with myself. [No. Hands back up on the table where we can see them. Now.]

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RT @Gwyntaglaw: Ah, crowdsaucing. [Oh. Well. Played.]

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Thank you, @R_Chirgwin @Pratt_Steve @jeamland, all sorted the product is none of your business… yet. ;)

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Thank you, @en_gy, you are The Chosen One. Details coming via DM momentarily.

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Volunteer required to pop into a supermarket, take a pic of the ingredients list for a certain product and send me the pic. Today. Anyone?

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@JonoH That’s exactly what I said, yes.

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Hmmm. Not feeling very well at all. To perk myself up, I’ll do something with a kangaroo and a couple of plums.

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MonikaBauerlein Only editors knew. RT @daveweigel: MT @zengerle: Before Twitter, how did we know writers we admired were petty, thin-skinned assholes?

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Optus TV Now vs The Entirety Of Sport on @phildobbie’s “Twisted Wire” podcast. arseh.at/shc

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@TurnbullMalcolm Thanks. I don’t know why, but somehow I’d imagined you might be a vintage car buff. Enthusiast, at least, if not owner.

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Thu plan: Continue sorting out plans, re-scheduling and comms; 1500 non-physical meeting; blog post; evening TBA. Not very exciting.

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@R_Chirgwin As long as “barking up” is the verb involved, yes.

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@R_Chirgwin You’re asking me? Sorry, wrong ask. I use Android’s Wi-Fi hotspot to get my MacBook Pro online.

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Oh. I wasn’t after jokes or guesses. Nor do I want to make any political point about @TurnbullMalcolm. Just idle curiosity.

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Out of curiosity, what sort of car does @TurnbullMalcolm drive?

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RT @chrisberg: it is estimated that two trillion dollars in productivity is lost every year due to holidays and free will [Knew it.]

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Ah, so TweetDeck doesn’t like my typing HTML entities? At least that one’s not my problem.

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Well there you go. The .htaccess hack fixes that little bit of trouble, and a few   thingies [shoosh!] makes it all better again.

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I’m glad that the IT news outlets have staff journalists to listen to the Telstra haklf-yearly results call so I don’t have to.

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Editing the .htaccess file. Not just because I can, but because I have to.

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RT @sylmobile: OH: “I’m just telling my friends to contact me in Facebook.” [Here’s the knife. You know what to do.]

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@hailants I seem to have lumped Android Market reviews in the same mental category as YouTube comments.

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RT @lukehopewell: Does someone want to tell The Australian that Nissan is Japanese, not American? bit.ly/ySabhF [Oh FFS even better!]

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Optus TV Now is about “Apple mobile devices”, reports yet another person who hasn’t bothered to check how it works. Sigh.

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You’ll all be cheering on cancer next.

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And the most important thing about an online service is not whether it’s useful or innovative or ethical but how fast it grows? Arsehats.

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Oh dear. I see the poor proles are having trouble grasping the inherent hypocrisies of mindless tribalism again. Dandy Shaw time, I guess.

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Rearranging my schedule. The planned reinstall-everything day must happen another time, because atoms. You have been warned.

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That’s rather long for a safe word, @SnarkyPlatypus, but nevertheless effective. arseh.at/sh9

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Gentle rain stops for a moment, though we’re still inside hilltop cloud. The pair of black cockatoos swoops closer, screeches louder, gone.

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Ah shit, I just missed an opportunity for a really bad joke.

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RT @studiesincrap: A friend said that the best-ever safe word would be “That’ll do, pig.” [So, can anyone top that?]

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What you just said there is, I’m sure, very clever indeed. But, like, give a fuck?

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