Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 26th, 2012

Photoshop? Bah! I refuse to spend more on software that I would on drugs for a long weekend.

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So these iPads that Adobe is giving away this evening run Flash how, sorry?

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Parody Twitter accounts are the lowest form of wit.

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RT @jeamland: Anyone know if/how you can add bullets to a definition list using CSS? [Browning 9mm?]

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WHERE HAS THE WINE GONE YOU BASTARDS?

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This is an evening of creativity, apparently.

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No, I will not lower my standards for a chance for a chance to win an iPad.

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Has anyone yet pointed out that @juhasaarinen is a cunt?

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@joshgnosis Oh I do love a literary reference.

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“Adobe apps that you have grown to know and love” sorry which ones were they?

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“Cloud”! DRINK!

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The circle has been squared.

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@rudolfwag I don’t need to be asked twice, see you in a moment.

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RT @rudolfwag: Who is up for a cold one? [There are so many good words in that tweet!]

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@suhaskelkar I suspect that plying the tables with alcohol would always be a sensible strategy. /cc @paulwallbank @mjayliebs

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Will alcohol be involved, @purserj? Well, perhaps if a generous vendor wished to sponsor that sort of thing…

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No, @purserj, “they” are not gamifying the conference. I am. Which suddenly makes it acceptable. Right?

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I’m assuming I’ll have to print these bingo cards on paper as I can’t immediately find a cloud service for it.

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‘Viral impact”! DRINK!

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@joshgnosis @gusworldau I shall definitely find some time tonight to make bingo cards then.

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@paulwallbank @mjayliebs True. The “insight” is that their product or service will “solve” the “problem” they told you you have.

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“Time poor” is what we used to describe as “disorganised”, right?

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“Insights” is WAY overused IMO, @mjayliebs, to describe any comment of minor interest.

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Dear Motorola, “challenges” are not “navigated” kthxbai.

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The word “insights” should be punished with death.

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It is now afternoon tea time. Jelly wrestling follows, right @R_Chirgwin?

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Oh. I remember this from last year. Do not sit near @R_Chirgwin. His LOUD KEYBOARD SKILLZ will deafen you.

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Once heard, “manflesh” is not unheard.

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There is something wrong. This glass contains water, not vodka.

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@nanopunk “Need” is always such a tricky word…

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Here’s @paulwfletcher’s keynote (or rather, anti-NBN polemic) in full. arseh.at/svp

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“If there is in fact a disconnect…” Now THERE’S a useful phrase! Save that one, folks.

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No-one seems to have answered my important question about ecstasy.

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RT @joshgnosis: Engaging yes. But what I’ve seen hasn’t been that productive. [True. Is that a matter of quality rather than the thing?]

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“Classic example of Rudd-style policy” is the fallacy of name-calling, IIRC, Mr Fletcher.

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I disagree, @joshgnosis. Being a journalist does not remove your right to engage in political debate.

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Shoosh, @garystark, we don’t want a “forward-looking nation”! WE WANT TO RIDE THE SHEEP’S BACK!

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A Paul Fletcher / @R_Chirgwin jelly wrestling match has been scheduled for immediately after afternoon tea.

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Alas no, @jeamland, Paul Fletcher MHR has a solo platform for delivering Opposition negativity. However there are 150 of us, 1 of him.

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RT @mjayliebs: As this is my first kickstart, the tone is going to get more positive, right? [Yes. They will provide lots of alcohol.]

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Dear Media Connect organisers, will you be handing out ecstasy at afternoon tea because by Christ we will need it!

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I thought any credible critic of the NBN dropped the “O noes fibre might become obsolete overnight!” arsehattery two years ago?

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Fuck. I forgot to make my Kickstart buzzword bingo cards. With luck I’ll find time tonight.

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THE MARKET WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING!

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@techAU Oh Dear God no! We’ve had the politicians talking at each other time and time again. Maybe gather them so we can kill them.

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I would have thought that a lawyer would know what a syllogism was, and wasn’t.

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Quite possibly the mobile sector grew fast not because of any specific policy but because it was mobile time.

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Shorter Fletcher: The NBN will fail because there was once a project in the past that failed.

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I have a suspicion, a very slight suspicion, that people who work full time as technology journalists may have heard all this before.

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Oh wait. So the Opposition MP is telling us how terrible the government is? Has that been done before?

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We shall now hear a series of semi-related factoids.

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No, Mr Fletcher, 10 is NOT a nice round digital number. Try 8, or 16. (Do not let lawyers explain technology.)

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So, when you are doing new things, are they not automatically “out of line” with what has gone before? I am so confused, Mr Fletcher.

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I AM NOT EATING CHEESECAKE YOU LIAR!

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RT: New blog post: “Separated at birth: Bob Katter and @bengrubb?” arseh.at/sve

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Disrespecting an ibis.

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Sweating even moar.

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Touchdown Gold Coast.

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Boarded. Shoosh until Gold Coast.

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VH-VQZ has crashed how many times?

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It seems that I am not carrying explosives.

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Some people shouldn’t be allowed to fly.

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@trib @hortovanyi I am uncertain about your choice of avatarcritter. arseh.at/svi

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Until I am advised otherwise, I shall use the hashtag for Kickstart Forum.

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Mobile: Walk to Town Hall station; train to Domestic station; walk to a terminal, chosen at random; 0920 JQ404 SYD-OOL etc.

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@sylmobile Is the the sunrise of which you speak? It’s very orange. flic.kr/p/bkp7dY

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RT @GreenJ: right. here we all are then. [Are you sure of that?]

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Sun plan: 0920 JQ404 SYD-OOL; turn back time; 1100 Kickstart Forum thru to Tue arseh.at/4j0 with this mob arseh.at/svg

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RT @paulwallbank: That has seriously messed with my mind. This is not a good start to the day. [Mission accomplished.]

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 90: Propaganda, technology and bird life” arseh.at/svf

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New blog post: “Separated at birth: Bob Katter and @bengrubb?” arseh.at/sve

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No, the alarm clock is set for 0600 AEDT. I am not meant to be awake yet. This is somewhat wrong.

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