Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 27th, 2012

Well, the Kickstart wife swapping seems to have begun.

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@Lateline Goodness me, that silly tweet of yours was remarkably ill-judged. Remarkably.

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Room key, not car key. FFS you’re filthy people. FFS!

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Someone had dropped their room key out on the deck.

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OH: “Catholics are just pagans in denial.”

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Remind me to go to Ultimo and kill all of them.

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I should’ve been tagging these tweets but I’m sure you’re all adult enough to join the dots.

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A: “I’m upgrading from fish to chocolate.” B: “Yeah, I think I’ve been to that club.”

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OH: “Look, pedophile jokes are totally appropriate.” Local time 8.20pm.

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OH: “Byron Bay? They eat nuts and berries. Sure, whatever.”

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Beer. Big motorcycles. No sign yet of any food, not even a cashew nut. What can possibly go wrong?

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Donning a hi-viz vest.

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Pondering Azerbaijan…

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RT @paulwallbank Feeling safe and secure to be on a bus with @stilgherrian & 40 other sensible teetotalers ks12 [En route to brewery.]]

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Oh. That’s right now. I’ll have to resume the organisation of my return to Sydney after dinner. Must. Not. Forget.

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RT @susan_m: @stilgherrian front desk, 5.45pm, be there. [See? The system works. Thank you.]

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I am working under the assumption that if I am meant to be somewhere at a particular time that I’ll be told where and when.

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“Information circulating on the internet”! “Information circulating on the internet”! “Information circulating on the internet”!

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So Stratfor, a company set up to provide confidential intelligence services, provided confidential intelligence services? Well fuck me dead!

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Stratfor calls Wikileaks’ release an attack on the company. Oh, you noticed then? arseh.at/swg

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I missed D-Link’s free drinks just now. What a shame. I’m guessing there won’t be any alcohol over dinner tonight at the brewery. Oh.

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BREAKING: Something we reported earlier, well, now that we’ve checked we find that it isn’t actually true.

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“If cloud computing was a vegetable, what vegetable would it be?” Kill @gusworldau now. arseh.at/swb

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So @abcnews had to run an AFP story on WikiLeaks/Stratfor because their own journalists were too busy to rewrite the media release.

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The Stratfor story is best explained by a photograph of random people wearing masks taken from a Warner Brothers movie.

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RT @benrhughes: we need to be able to add [citation needed] to media, a la wikipedia [Pre-fucking-zactly!]

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“Stratfor… has been called a ‘shadow CIA’,” but by WHOM, dear media? Who EVER called them that? You don’t fucking know, do you!

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RT @LaurieOakes: Kevin’s a disloyal psychopath but we honour him. It is a slightly confusing message from the victors.

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Oh here we go…

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“The Moon is made of cheese no matter how you spin it.”

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RT @charltonbrooker: The Oscars wouldn’t seem as glamorous if it was called the Global Piss Awards.

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Something about underpants elastic.

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RT @Tamarajawad: Be nice. RT @stilgherrian So this next session is about something called “cloud”. [That WAS nice!]

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So this next session is about something called “cloud”.

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New “Patch Monday” podcast: “Radiation, nanodiamonds and traffic lights” from @NICTA Techfest arseh.at/swa

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GreenJ the unsettling thing about live TV is the revelation that at moments like these our journalistic cream knows no more than the rest of us.

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Nothing personal.

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I’ve just told Citrix that unless they get rid of “webinar” in GoToWebinar I’ll go to their HQ and put a bullet in everyone’s head.

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@nanopunk Ah yeah that keep happening. I think it’s a cloud thing. On the internet. With stains.

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RT @mjayliebs: Is live tweeting from the stage allowed if not, just let me know. [If it’s good enough for @TurnbullMalcolm…]

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@nanopunk Look, if you can’t be bothered keeping up to date on current events then there’s not a lot I can do for you.

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@dr_nic The bowls of mints are on the side table near Bad Boy Corner.

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@somaking77 This is precisely the reason that I should have been allowed to bring a handgun today. Well, one of the reasons.

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The Future is that men will not shave properly before aimlessly staring out the window.

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“Patch Monday” podcast filed. Just as the first Kickstart session begins. The plan is working.

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THEY HAVE PUT @ABCNews24 ON THE BIG SCREEN AND IT IS A NEW KIND OF HELL MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT FUCKING STOP!

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“Patch Monday” podcast recorded and mixed. I’ll write the accompanying words and file it after breakfast.

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Quite clearly I was calling for all software to be free and any other interpretation would be malicious and ill-informed.

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@jeamland No, no pitchers of Bloody Mary. But I’m sure I could convince room service to provide same.

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“It’s like one of those word puzzles where you alter one letter at a time. Change ‘minibar’ into ‘breakfast’…”

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@bob_bain Yes, the date was changed. I updated my own post on 16/2. I’d strongly recommend not having a go me about that on Monday morning.

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Yes @bob_bain, the forum “Freedom of Information?” is on Wed evening. arseh.at/smd

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I wouldn’t be too concerned, @oberonsghost, everybody is old enough to be @bengrubb’s mother.

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So, this is the best comment I’ve ever got on my website ever. arseh.at/sw4 I am confused and a little excited.

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Dear Kickstarters, I failed to create a Buzzword Bingo word list last night because Dinner. I’m sure you feel much the same.

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Mon plan: Complete “Patch Monday” podcast; big breakfast; Kickstart Forum arseh.at/sw3 all day and into the evening.

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Now, about this Monday thing…

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