Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 3rd, 2014

Gosh is that the time. Gorn.

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RT @PeteDotAscian: @stilgherrian And you think you have problems with your name: qld.so/kingofink [“Appropriate” names only, eh?]

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The Littlemore clip in that retweet is him having a go at the IPA. Fun stuff. youtube.com/watch?v=qZ_Kbi…

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NeilParsonsEsq FLASHBACK from 2001: The dulcet-toned Stuart Littlemore takes down the hypocritical propagandists at the IPA.
youtu.be/qZ_Kbiwl2ok

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dannolan is late capitalism like 24 hour delivery

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lukelewis We’ve reached peak Guardian pic.twitter.com/Rpr9Itljxv

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thegrugq@snare: Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats” < day 3 of no booze, subject 1 is doing poorly.

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snare Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats

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RT @vealmince: But how does one make the leap to professional outrage? [ Dunno. But fastest way to present light TV docos is to be a chef.]

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@mattner_d @5at5daily Ah… Ta for the heads-up. Not sure when I’ll have a chance to look at that. Reverse-engineering their CSS. Ergh.

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ellardent Wow, here we are, Feb 3rd 2014. The date Charlton Heston left Earth and ended up on the Planet of the Apes!

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I think I my have to write another thing about recreational outrage and how it enslaves you to your own stupidity. Or just leave you to it.

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Here’s a Two Minutes Hate for you now. youtube.com/watch?v=t4zYlO… Mind you, the Lumosity pre-roll advert goes WAY beyond Orwell.

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Q&A is on Monday so you can all have your Two Minutes Hate and get it out of your system and be productive little proles until Friday.

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GreenJ meanwhile …@Mamamiaia: 10 reasons to lift weights with your vaginabit.ly/LFMLlgDia”

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@JennaPrice Thanks very much. I do read a LOT of different stuff. It’ll be interesting to see how it evolves.

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If people subscribe between now at, oh, 0800 AEDT tomorrow, I’ll still send out number one. Then I’ll move on. tinyletter.com

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My @5at5daily email letter launched today. First edition at tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5… Subscribe at tinyletter.com and be a good doggie.

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Anyway, this has given me an excuse to re-pimp the thing I started today…

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My character is being besmirched. Again.

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@paulwallbank So your email delays and your failure to feed your family are somehow my fault? @yvonnewallbank

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@paulwallbank It was posted at 1730 AEDT, where does your 16% come from?

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So there is a @Flint_ebooks, is there? Ta for that info, @ozjimbob. I think.

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What’s the difference between Prof David Flint and a random old man muttering random confused thoughts to no-one in particular?

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Pro Tip: To give the impression you understand the social medias, turn random nouns and adjectives into hashtags. The more the better.

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hil_clix_pix Facebook suggests
Twitter recommends
Sponsored posts annoy
I say no

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“Police Prepare For Election Day Expat Sobriety Riots: Bangkok’s alcoholic farang population ‘unpredictable’” notthenation.com/2011/06/police…

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Here’s how “Not The Nation” manages to get around lèse-majesté, @NewtonMark: discuss the KIng’s dog instead. notthenation.com/2013/12/thongd…

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Explaining TV’s vulture arsehat nature, @charltonbrooker’s “How TV Ruined Your Life” episode 1: “Fear” youtube.com/watch?v=SQBwNy…

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MT @9NewsPerth: BREAKING: Another Aussie death in Bali. [So what? Two million international trips a year, some die. Vulture arsehats.]

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Just because my voicemail lets you talk at it, it doesn’t mean I want to listen to you.

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I hope you are all enjoying watching television.

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191Thailand A truck container has fallen onto a passenger van near Future Park - @BushidoFire: เป็นรถตู้สาธารณะฟิวเจอร์อยุธยา pic.twitter.com/qCKIaYagh8

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That said, @GordyPls, I’ve switched my own in-brain style manual to using “internet” without an initial capital.

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GordyPls God is a / the god called God, the Internet is an internet called the Internet, Piglet is a piglet. Why don’t you people understand words?

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I love a bit of good tongue action.

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@RossPoulton Thanks very much. I’m really just annoyed that I trusted the WYSIWYG to actually work. I should know better.

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Poor Jennifer. Why are people so unkind.

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RT @jeamland: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Embrace Disruption [I’d been thinking along Jose lines, actually…]

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Did you know there’s an event coming up called “Embrace Disruption”? Sounds akin to fucking an echidna. Or being fucked with an echidna.

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People who are paid well to write catchy promotional copy in comfortable offices and yet produce nothing but cliches.

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JESUS FUCK YOU DAFT ARSEHAT MARKETING PEOPLE CAN YOU FUCKING WELL STOP USING THE WORD “EMBRACE” FIR EVERY GODDAM BLOODY THING.

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@NewtonMark So does an M4 carbine. That’s fun too.

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Christ, “disruption” is so the chant of an onanistic sex cult, isn’t it. What’s the safe word to make it stop? “Pay your dues and taxes?”

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@Gin_ev_ra Well that’s an argument for yes, also putting it somewhere which has RSS. Isn’t it!

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RT @NewtonMark: Haahah it works! pic.twitter.com/hFR254shzM [This is the stupidest butt plug I’ve ever seen.]

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TomRaftery From the New Yorker - says it all really pic.twitter.com/pvCGOEqtes

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@dananimal True. It’s that old question of which things do you put where, not one big hairball of One Website With Everything.

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RT @jpwarren: Then why subscribe? [So you know you’ll get it, as opposed to having to remember to look? People don’t know RSS…]

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@dananimal Well that’s precisely what I was thinking, in case tinyletter.com disappears.

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RT @kcarruthers: hey @stilgherrian who’s the us in: “follow us on Twitter at @5at5daily”? [All of the voices. All of them.]

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@GlenFrost Hah! No need, the production workflow is understood now. Easy peasey.

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niltiac My tip for applying for Fairfax traineeships: emphasise digital skills, including social media following and blogging traineeships.fairfax.com.au

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j_hutch Fairfax has opened its traineeship program again for The AFR, Age and SMH. Very good opportunity if you get it - traineeships.fairfax.com.au

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Thank you, @bradsprigg @mpesce, much appreciated.

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@j_hutch @mpesce I am crying, James. Why are people so unkind?

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@GlenFrost You wildly over-estimate the scale of operations here. Anyway, tools like TinyLetter are supposed to remove the need for tech.

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Now I notice that during my last-minute manual clean-up of the HTML managed to introduce typos. Sulking. And that’s not the only reason.

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“Message queued for delivery.”

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Discovering that TinyMail’s WYSIWYG is pretty shit. Delayed by the need to manually fix the mess it created.

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RT @rashasman: will my 5at5 arrive at2? [I believe that’s how timezones work, yes.]

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Oh FFS. I’m setting up a Twitter account for @5at5daily, and this is what I’m presented with. pic.twitter.com/JcxD7Pcq0w

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RT @dobes: you show me today’s sample [Subscribe and you’ll see it. Der.]

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One hour until this happens: “Announcing 5at5, my new daily email letter” stilgherrian.com/media/announci… Subscribe, you good puppies you.

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Some people just don’t have a sense of humour.

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RT @glengyron: The Kray’s are dead. Try the Jedward twins, more user friendly. @SnarkyPlatypus [True, they’re pretty much the same thing.]

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RT @j_hutch: I hope @franksting hasn’t discovered the dead man we attribute quotes to that we’ve just made up ourselves. [No we’re safe.]

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Dear followers, what is a good choice of financial institution to use in the UK? [The Kray Twins?]

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GordyPls And that’s when I got the idea to line up all the people who offer software downloads via their own special download manager, and kill them.

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@franksting Of course we do. Journalists have no thoughts or opinions of our own. We are empty vessels, channelling the Truth.

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You seem to be divided on the Vegemite issue.

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One kid asked “What’s an LED light?” Everyone else just laughed. “It’s the brightest light in the world.”

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Overhearing primary school kids at Wentworth Falls station paying out each other’s haircuts. “FYI, I Kai, yours looks like a mullet.”

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Eating spoonfuls of Vegemite straight from the jar is not wrong.

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GiveMeInternet Sick burn, Kia… pic.twitter.com/c1nkPUmI54

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RT @juhasaarinen: The Littlest Boy foreignpolicy.com/articles/2014/… The backpack nukes weren’t decommissioned until 1989! [And I bought them all.]

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Anyway, I have some known malware, which I’ve removed. Now to figure out with the client who’ll sort out their decrepit website.

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@vk5fj Scroll back, Sir. It’s an intermittent client’s ancient Joomla site. New data: looks like they got in through the imgmanager plugin.

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According to Fortinet, for example, I’ve found a beastie they call PHP/Rst.CO!tr.bdr. fortiguard.com/encyclopedia/v…

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It’s no better today. My little friend icon0.gif is only detected as malware by 3 out of 49 vendors. ClamAV, Fortinet and Norman.

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VirusTotal says only 3 out of 48 top anti-virus vendors detected icon0.gif as malware three months ago. Requesting a re-scan now.

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Ha! Don’t worry, I’ve found it. This file may be CALLED “icon0.gif”, but it’s actually full of obfuscated PHP. Wonder what the fucker does.

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Dear Lazyweb, Infosec Section: Which site do all the cool kids currently use to upload a suspected malware file for an ID?

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: The “Fuck Coke They Support Terrorism I Hate Asia” tweet is especially special. [Oh they’re all pretty good.]

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nasyabahfen MT @irevolt: people are actually saying having a woman in a hijab in a commercial is terrorism pic.twitter.com/npzX4lZnbC via @nrodovsky

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jonathonio bruno mars and red hot chilli peppers. this is what nazi germany was like

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@franksting That’s me quoting some bloke on Al Jazeera. Don’t you even know how words work?

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RT @Colvinius: I’ll be interviewing ABC Managing Director @mscott on PM tonight. [Or, as we call it, “Human Centipede 3”.]

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SnarkyPlatypus Paying bills while Bruno Mars wails in the background. I never imagined life would end up like this.

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RT @joshgnosis: Film studios outspend tech companies in political donations. zd.net/1ilERZu [I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.]

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@WakefieldPress @petstarr Thanks for that. As it happens, I’m Barossadeutsch through the entirety of my mother’s side of the family.

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Right, I’ve informed both people who look like they’ve been hacked. Now for a coffee and a figuring-out of the rest of the day.

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Mon plan, more realistically: Sort out client’s probably pwnage; errand, Katoomba; launch the new thing; whatever planning fits in the day.

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The phone is busy. I have emailed him instead. “You’ve been Twitterpwned!” That should give them some mirth in the office.

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It must be Discover Security Breach Monday. A friend’s Twitter account has been hacked. I’ll just phone the pen testing company he’s with…

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@mpesce @vealmince You’ve just given me an idea for the first email. I found an archive for early Discordian docs the other day.

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@mpesce You’re right, that would have been cute, but @vealmince has a good workaround too.

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@skwashd Oh I am well aware of the state of play here, Sir. I am composing the email telling the client as we speak.

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I suspect I may have a little bit of Joomla work available for someone in the very immediate future.

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155.40.222.77.in-addr.arpa. 595 IN PTR vh101.sweb.ru.” Well, at least as I keep looking at this I can see a theme emerging.

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ClamAV detected virus = [PHP.Hide]: ‘/tmp/20140203-041259-Uu58m0U7opgAACDHLT0AAAAN-file-viZLsr’ Yeah, I think this is very not good.

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Uhoh. <meta name=”generator” content=”Joomla! 1.5 - Open Source Content Management” /> That’s not good, I suspect.

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Here is a page on the internet where @AlanKohler says the same things about @BusinessSpec’s new era of subscriptions. businessspectator.com.au/article/2014/2…

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There is an email from @AlanKohler telling us that it is a new era at @BusinessSpec. Paid subscriptions start next Monday.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Je pense que vous parlez tout à fait différents sentiments. Néanmoins, l’hygiène est importante.

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@jeamland I know the people you are talking about. We shall deal with them.

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“I pity inanimate objects / Because they can’t move / From specks of dust to paperweights / Or a pound note sealed in resin…”

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Me yesterday: “Announcing 5at5, my new daily email letter” stilgherrian.com/media/announci… Subscribe, you good puppies you. It launches at 1700 AEDT.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis heureux de lancer la nouvelle chose. Je suis ennuyé avec le système financier mondial. Et vous?

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Mon plan, draft: Sleep in (done); deal with many loose ends in planning February; errands, Katoomba; launch the new thing; quiet evening.

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@evcricket That was yesterday. Some sort of birthday happened. I have moved on now.

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Monday. Right. Whose fault is this then?

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