Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

February 13th, 2014

mhoye I want to reiterate that “ICANN has .cheeseburger” is a real sentence with profound technical implications and wtf how did we get here

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@PeteDotAscian The Chinese naval exercise was done and dusted days ago. It’s just taken ages to hit the mainstream news.

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JoshTANoble LOL RT @AlsBoy Sorry but this is still a terrible combination of photo and ad copy pic.twitter.com/cJnJvgTaiJ @Glinner

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CasparBowden pepper spray and fisticuffs in Indian Parliament bbc.in/1g0EVvp no not a terror attack, a Point of Order

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@PeteDotAscian Yeah it’s got me baffled. So unlike the thing off Perth these last two days.

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This storm seems to be avoiding me. Sulking. pic.twitter.com/O2Tjym89vA

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hughlaurie I heard this rumour. Apparently, eating Vietnamese herbalists can prevent cancer. Eating their rhino-horn customers can prevent boredom.

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gravbeast Remember, Valentine is also the patron saint of epilepsy, plague & beekeepers. If you don’t feel up to celebrating romance,try those instead

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RT @BernardKeane: Danes eager to kill another giraffe bit.ly/MNg0Tn [Well, once they’ve tasted blood…]

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@oberonsghost Oh don’t. They look dodgy.

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Thanks, @franksting @Glebe2037 @NewtonMark, glad that you’re finding stuff of interest in @5at5daily.

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“LAND 400 and the future of [Australian] Army”, looks like plenty of reading here. aspistrategist.org.au/land-400-and-t…

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RT @BlogsofWar: India’s Defense Sector Still Plagued by Corruption goo.gl/NCL3jb [Oh as long as it’s just India’s, that’s OK.]

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RT @khendar: Heatwave, gale force winds, bushfires, and now flooding. What else you got ? [Does “Maralinga” ring a bell?]

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@DylanLacey “Hipster beer”, you say? Well, one thing hipsters are good for is beer and making cocktails… When/if it happens… I’ll ping.

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@DylanLacey Indeed, it’s complex. Best done over beers. I hope to be in Brisbane in a few weeks.

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@DylanLacey Forgive me for reacting sharply. I see a LOT of press releases that boast of “disruption” as a wonder in and of itself.

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@DylanLacey Your shorthand usage there is not what I object to, but usually “disrupt” means the other thing.

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@DylanLacey … there’s a subset of the disruption cult (deliberate choice of words) that I don’t admire. zdnet.com/iphone-therefo…

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@DylanLacey Well I’m no fan of the cab industry in Australia. @RNBBing covered the problems well. abc.net.au/radionational/… But…

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Can’t wait until someone hands the French cab drivers some sarin. Do us all a favour.

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Vice_Is_Hip Hipsters hate giraffes - an open letter to wildlife

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@DylanLacey My god, you don’t believe all that “disruption” snake oil, do you?

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Good work. Trust the French to sort out this bullshit.

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KatBorlongan Got attacked in an @Uber by cab drivers on strike near Paris airport: smashed windows, flat tires, vandalized vehicle and bleeding hands.

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Page, as I say, 9.

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Page 9! Page 9! Page 9! Page 9! Page 9! Page 9! Page 9!

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DMReporter RIP: Shirley Temple dies. And the reader comment of the day is..pic.twitter.com/Y5qui5GYcYcY

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Laughing at people who fail to click, read and think before bleating on Twitter.

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DrRimmer Attorney-General George Brandis likely to knock back itnews.com.au/News/372295,br… via @iTnews_au

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RT @SophiaMcGrane: to quote Stimpy “JOY” RT “@CutestAnimalsPi: pic.twitter.com/UctJ6xGDaP” [Isn’t it meant to be a horse’s head?]

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robertjtrigg THESE AREN’T YOUR STREETS ANYMORE - gang of swans have taken over . EA says River Severn will peak tomorrow pic.twitter.com/z9HooSxlHh

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mathieuvonrohr Paris taxi war: @Uber driver tells me their cars getting smashed by taxi drivers, have to avoid parts of the city & arm themselves w teargas

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R_Chirgwin @stilgherrian Your memory is failing: you have previously photographed the red-browed finch @bunjaree
bunjareecottages.com.au/2013/03/29/bir… @michaelneale

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@hughstephens Hmmm… I suspect that’s something I’ll never do. The current focus on length and time and “longform” isn’t something I like.

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@R_Chirgwin @michaelneale Oh that’s not my photo, it’s the one from Wikipedia.

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@zippydazipster @ikostar [Nods.] Oh well, I’ll have to see what else I can discover.

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@michaelneale Dunno, they’re new to me this year too. Something to add to my list I guess.

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Wow a whole bunch of red-browed finch just arrived. Eight or ten. No longd than my finger. pic.twitter.com/32lDDCyV4L

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ikostar @stilgherrian That’s obviously bollocks isn’t it. Since when did “military exercises” make crop circles? They’re trying to hide the truth

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MT @GuardianAus ‘Rottnest monster’ mystery solved: defence force training exercises trib.al/s291dON [But pic.twitter.com/yj1wl3kowc …?]

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RT @TheFeedSBS2: Tonight we’re going pig hunting with Miss Bacon Busters 2013 - sbs.com.au/thefeed/blog/2… [I love you.]

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RT @kcarruthers: Tabloid ‘supergrass’ casts doubt on News Corp’s Elle Macpherson hacking denial theage.com.au/world/tabloid-… [She IS an android!]

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I know what you’re thinking. Just because Australia takes delivery of Fiji-embracing naval vessels is surely just a coincidence. I agree.

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This happens. strategicdefenceintelligence.com/article/ZY7HE4… Then six days later, the foreign minister says it’s time to embrace Fiji. Uhuh. Embrace.

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Having fixed everything with Indonesia, all hunky dory there, Ms Bishop decides to fix Fiji as well. By embracing it. Like a lover.

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RT @latikambourke Foreign Minister Julie Bishop ‘it is time that Australia embraced Fiji’ latika.me/1iQZFIJ @abcnews [There goes Fiji.]

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rage_chaos “LSD Makes Users Lose Weight”
That makes sense. It’s kinda hard to get to the fridge when
there’s a dragon guarding it.

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ikostar @stilgherrian @Wolfie_Rankin God I wish Andy Frank was still alive. He would have loved this shit weirdsky.com/miscImages/and…

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“Snowden stole coworker’s password, NSA memo reveals”, writes @stevenmusil news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-5…

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AntifeministOne @triplejHack why should women have the choice to abort and not men? How is that equality?

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SlyFlourish My favorite quest card for this game. pic.twitter.com/W8UfO4ECSv

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Oh that’s a bit wrong.

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RT @DeptOfAustralia: pic.twitter.com/Tz895d1bOX [Still one of my favourites. This deserves to “get infected”, or whatever it is the SMEGs say.]

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@drearyclocks I’ve found that you generally have to bring your own Taser.

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I do hope people are following @DeptOfAustralia’s captioning of that Australian anti-refugee comic book.

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@marcuskelson I manage to keep myself on a tight leash at Kickstart. I have observed others who are… less restrained.

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kim_weatherall Hilarious MT @rgibli AG is opening @Aus_Digital forum in Canberra tomorrow. Still time to register and hear what he has to say abt

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martinwalsh Great post and great tips! Email has highest ROI of all digital channels, least budget. ‘Email Is The New Email’ mklnd.com/1jzTRpL

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Let’s just say that Kickstart Forum 2014, as in previous years, will be dangerous. kickstartforum.com/kickstart-2014/

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An invitation for drinks with an open bar, which follows a dinner with an open bar, and pre-dinner drinks with an open bar. Right.

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mrgrumpystephen This is the face of cyberbullying today pic.twitter.com/1mChgpuivA

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5at5daily Just published: “5at5 number 9 | 13 February 2014” tinyletter.com/5at5/letters/5… Subscribe at tinyletter.com/5at5/

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SnarkyPlatypus Fiduciary duties are conflicts of interests? Interesting idea. That does explain their approach to financial planners though.

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That is to say, medical concerns for the health of those we put into concentration camps might not fit with government policy, so sacked.

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Aust’s Immigration Dept sacks expert health panel. Medical “professional obligations” are a “conflict of interest”. theguardian.com/world/2014/feb…

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“The delay comes at a critical time in the JSF’s development cycle, but ‘shouldn’t take more than a few billion dollars’ to address.”

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“F-35 Delayed After Fourth Prototype Becomes Self-Aware And Has To Be Destroyed” duffelblog.com/2014/02/f35-de… HT @NewtonMark

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AusLawReform Copyright e-news | and the Digital Economy (ALRC 122) - Report now available! eepurl.com/JYjfT

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RT @BlogsofWar: Why is Japan’s Abe Seeking Better Ties with Russia’s Putin? goo.gl/KV3rp5 [To go with their matching suits?]

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SenatorLudlam brandis just had another wild-eyed and paranoid rant about ‘that traitor ’ in the senate.. it’s becoming a daily embarrasment

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nqwatcher @MikeFitzAU @stilgherrian @wolfcat @R_Chirgwin @abcnews never seen chaff run circular trajectory back to itself..across tens of km…

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Tomkoltai @ErsatzAusDirect @stilgherrian @abcnews Well actually Tesla towers can make any distraction pattern they want to on the radars…

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0xdeadbabe @stilgherrian @coopesdetat @wolfcat @R_Chirgwin @abcnews that’s not showing up any more on the live site.

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ErsatzAusDirect RT @stilgherrian: First the West now the East … ??
@abcnews. pic.twitter.com/uQpTXisUvC

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simone_au @R_Chirgwin @abcnews @stilgherrian @wolfcat yeah no doubt. There was that weird S shaped one too

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MikeFitzAU @stilgherrian @wolfcat @R_Chirgwin @abcnews Some similar sightings off Brisbane a few weeks back. RAAF admitted testing anti-missile chaff.

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simonfl Worst swingers club ever pic.twitter.com/YFHZmMLrwU

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There’s certainly some weird shit going on out there, @wolfcat @R_Chirgwin @abcnews. pic.twitter.com/yj1wl3kowc

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But do you people actually have a crow?

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@kcarruthers Just what sort of sick bastard do you think I am? No-one PLANS to wipe babies!

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Linking to ingur.com makes you a bad person.

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Gawd, wearing an animal onesie when you had diarrhoea would be an act of supreme confidence in you own dexterity, wouldn’t it.

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@jeamland Why is that not a photograph of an animal onesie?

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“Who is the leader of the federal opposition in Australia?” “Currently?” “Yep.” “Sharman Stone.” “Correct.” youtube.com/watch?v=aY92k2…

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Brocklesnitch Personally i think you HAVE to label your sexuality. how else will you know which is yours? Also a co-worker might take it from the fridge!!

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Wondering whether to describe the smell.

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chrisberg today we are all coca cola amatil

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RT @dobes: I happen to think that I have exceptional taste in music. [They always do, don’t they, people…]

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shit_rbtc_says I feel sorry for BITCOIN right now. BITCOIN reminds me of Jesus Christ being beaten and tortured.

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@tim_rust @Pollytics You’re moving the goal posts. “Kebab shop” is the issue here.

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Oh I feel quite dreadful.

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@tim_rust @Pollytics Generally bought in, from a baker, no?

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Look, @bernietb, there’s a limit to how funny you can be with explosive diarrhoea. Well, except on Channel TEN.

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RT @firstdogonmoon: DELICIOUS LIESAGNA! AHAHAHAHAHA [Oh dear.]

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RT @bernietb: Joe Hockey converting all Australian government bonds into bitcoin [No, he was only JoeCoin…]

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RT @jeamland: Taboulenomics. [This deserves wider currency.]

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So possibly eating the discount salami was a mistake. Further tweets will be coming from the bathroom. Now and for the foreseeable future.

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RT @Pollytics: So I guess the plan is a kebab led economic recovery - but with kebabs made in ovens? [Oventually, yes.]

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Kebab ovens of the Lower North Shore dot Tumblr dot com.

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You don’t make kebabs in an oven, people.

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Are these peaches halal?

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@latikambourke Possibly because you don’t make kebabs in an oven?

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joshgnosis Excellent @LaTrioli rebuttal to Peter Reith’s claims that the ABC was too tough on him during children overboard. bit.ly/14jwWZT

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RT @dobes: hahahaa, all holden workers getting retrained in Blender [And then Grindr.]

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RT @engochick: What politician doesn’t use cliches? [Oh, but he’s the Man of the Moment.]

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NewtonMark Concentric circular rainbows around the sun. Feb 13 2014 12:55 at Wharf 7. Ping @DoctorKarl pic.twitter.com/LLxD4ZXVrU

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I suppose it’d take, like, what? An hour or so to write a Joe Hockey Speech Generator website? Staple together all the cliches you’re done.

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@ssharwood @glendturner This feeds right into something that I am meant to be writ… I mean, that I am writing this very moment.

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edhusicMP Just kicked out of Federation Chamber for saying Abbott Govt lied to the people of western Sydney over the 2nd Sydney Airport

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ssharwood Nearly $20bn of VC funding in AU during 12/13. abs.gov.au/ausstats/abs@.… Watch the tech startup mob spin it bad.

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OK, I think that weird feverish episode is done, I think. Time for an apple juice and getting into some writing.

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Twinarp You wouldn’t trust his hand in your pocket. Don’t let him put it in you uterus.
pic.twitter.com/DvqLqW222E ow.ly/tzsXS

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“So much for ‘fighting back’ against NSA surveillance. You can blame Silicon Valley for that”, writes @zackwhittaker zdnet.com/why-silicon-va…

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NASA’s satellite imagery of Victoria’s bushfires put a few things into perspective. earthobservatory.nasa.gov/IOTD/view.php?…

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“JP Morgan: Bitcoin is ‘vastly inferior’ to traditional, fiat currency”, writes @cfarivar arstechnica.com/business/2014/…

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ThirdManLabs Drinking game for web developers:

1. Think of a noun
2. Google “<noun>.js”
3. If a library with that name exists - drink

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“Perl is worse than Python because people wanted it worse.” — Larry Wall, 14 Oct 1998wiki.theory.org/YourLanguageSu…x

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Also, the fact that I could even think of something like that regex-exec trick means that I should probably seek medical attention.

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Why does it feel like I’ve been at the red cordial?

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@dobes @dannolan Surely you can refactor that and do it as a regex that generates the argument to an exec? That’d be the adult way.

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RT @servantofchaos: Are you ready to feel the tomorrow? [Only with you. And Clive. Together. Why?]

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dobes remind me to never maintain any code written by Yahoo

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dobes var h_c = (q_b - q_a + r_a * p + (r_b + r_a) *
((p + q_a - w) / r_a - p)) /
(-r_b - r_b / r_a * c - c);

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“Mining projects: Greg Hunt set to grant himself retrospective legal immunity” theguardian.com/environment/20… [Next, Hunt a “sovereign citizen”.]

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Horse_iOS Apple needs to replace Objective-C as soon as possible to compete with the battery efficiency, terseness, and elegance of Java

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@Elmo_Keep Wait. There are cats on the internet now? And real ones? IT IS A CORNUCOPIA!

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MrDenmore So ‘industry policy’ now effectively amounts to ‘oh, something will turn up’. Has Australia ever been run by a bigger bunch of flakes?

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RT @Elmo_Keep: Onward, mighty steed: 24.media.tumblr.com/3c104bdce042ba… [I envy your cat, Elmo.]

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brynnobrien A reminder of a previous Australian Govt ‘deterrence’ campaign MT @hazaranet: Aus Govt Ad at site of attack in Quetta pic.twitter.com/kB5aO7qhxU

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AusAntarctic Today is the 60th anniversary of establishment of Mawson, Australia’s first Antarctic station. antarctica.gov.au/about-antarcti… pic.twitter.com/KSgtG602AK

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RT @hughstephens: A report describes Instagram as “a potent cocktail of visual and mobile”. POTENT. [Yes, yes, but COCKTAILS.]

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j_hutch Just googled “Flabby Bird” instead of “Flappy Bird”. Someone needs to make a game about an obese bird struggling to fly.

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@marcfennell It think The Chin needs to see this. Something something mirrors narcissism confused. huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/06/che… HT @SnarkyPlatypus

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@juhasaarinen Oh it’s not a big thing. It’s just more than 30 years ago now.

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@juhasaarinen Actually, that breaks my policy of not even talking about it (it’s a long time ago) so I’ll say “Yes”.

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“Liberal dogma bites as Turnbull faces NBN’s ‘repugnant’ reality”, writes @zyzzyvamedia zdnet.com/liberal-dogma-…

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“Atlantic storms hitting the UK and western Europe – satellite animation”, really shows the impacttheguardian.com/uk-news/video/…Eo

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“You Can Run But This Very Fast Baby Penguin Will Catch You” gawker.com/you-can-run-bu… Ping @firstdogonmoon

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@joshgnosis Yeah, multitasking is pretty much bullshit. I have enough trouble doing one thing at a time.

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@joshgnosis The delay was delayed? Fuck, that’s serious!

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“Prime Minister Paul Howes.” Yes, that sounds JUST right.

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RT @kentnewsome: Drunk Teen Disguised as Flower Pot Uses Chainsaw to Rob Gas Station newsome.cc/1gqJCjO [So headlines done for today.]

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paulwallbank Hmm - security company announces it has found a zero day exploit but embargoes the story for five days. Am i missing something here?

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Elmo_Keep ‘AA Gill’s caustic review of Morrissey’s Autobiography has been named the Hatchet Job of the Year.’ theguardian.com/books/2014/feb…

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Beaker Shameless plug: Just wasted an afternoon playing the Deception Force new video game my @JuniperSecurity team built itunes.apple.com/us/app/decepti… 

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@nickseemore More or less the same thing, I’d have thought.

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xntrik So, that Docker meetup last night didn’t have anything to do with penises.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Non, il est encore mieux que le renard. Il est le caniche.

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@HarrisonPolites Hit trove.nla.gov.au and look for Qantas adverts in newspapers. You’ll get some data points at least. Or ask Qantas.

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@HarrisonPolites In the 1940s, for instance, one way SYD-SIN (OK, not domestic) cost more than most people earned in an entire year.

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@HarrisonPolites Take a look at how much a typical Sydney-Melbourne airfare cost as a percentage of median income.

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@ssharwood Well that’s close enough for me. Obviously.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bonjour. Je suis excité. Et confus. Et vous?

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Does anyone else find this photo sexually arousing? Asking for a friend. pic.twitter.com/7U3x5ywEwJ

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I say, Gary Ramage’s photo of Mr Poodle in full flight is rather good. theaustralian.com.au/national-affai… pic.twitter.com/7U3x5ywEwJ

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@PeteLawler @damienbrownTAS @LeonCompton @NewtonMark “Mixed tech” is whatever copper-based system they choose at that time and place.

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@SVPR_Sweetheart I got the sense during yesterday’s discussion that that’s the case, yes. But I suspect that’s the case with so many things.

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@jasonlangenauer Oh well that gives you three weeks to completely rewrite all the databases so they’re compliant. Yay.

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@mrgrumio It’s pretty special, isn’t it. I may write something about it at some point.

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@juhasaarinen I suspect there will be a frantic adjusting of privacy parts next month.

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It’s now less than four weeks until Australia’s new privacy laws come into force. I wonder how many organisations still aren’t aware.

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If you missed yesterday’s @HDSANZ panel discussion on Australia’s new privacy laws, you can watch the video at plus.google.com/u/0/events/c53…

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Thu plan: Cook the shredded cow; write for @zdnetaustralia; pretend to address a big pile of email; drink wine; complain.

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RT @expectproblems: No joke. Flappy Bert is real and official. sesameworkshop.org/flappybert/ HT @BeauGiles [Another kitten dies…]

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@TXVB @gcluley If we’re adding to the list, fix @PayPal’s endlessly obscure explanations and non-plain language.

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@demanrisu I tend to agree. There’s ads in web pages, so ads in a default browser page ain’t such a big leap. But the slime is… ewwww.

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RT @shoerust: Imagine being this dude on this article. pic.twitter.com/lZwxoPSGwt [Wow, Goatse is really going downhill.]

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Making a batch of electricity from liquified dinosaurs, because the batch we made from the sun yesterday seems to have run out.

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It’s true what people are saying. This announcement about Firebox is written in pure, high-grade bullshit. blog.mozilla.org/advancingconte…

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@gcluley @0xtero Hey, it’s still early more here. I’m leaving headroom for later discoveries.

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@ruth_parslow @zdnetaustralia Well, I never said HOW I was going to address the email situation… Deletion is efficient. Like napalm.

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I don’t know how we’re going to beat yesterday, @kcarruthers.

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kcarruthers Welcome to please form an orderly queue.

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Also, that PayPal chief sounds like a bit of an arsehole. grahamcluley.com/2014/02/paypal…

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RT @gcluley: PayPal chief says his staff should remember their PayPal passwords. I say he’s wrong bit.ly/1aVP27b [Cluley is right.]

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@bastardsheep It’s fine, the angry letter isn’t that well-written, and the name confusion goes to the heart of the matter.

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@bastardsheep I think you’ve misread the timeline of events? At least I read it the other way around.

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I see that there’s a lot of Football Feels around this morning.

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RT @NewtonMark: You get ministries by accidentally UN-publishing websites. [This is all so confusing!]

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Thu plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; pretend to address a big pile of email; cook; drink wine.

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trevortimm I know this may sound shocking, but it turns out the NSA is wildly inflating the alleged “damage” done by Snowden thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/…

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Those two retweets are not related. I think.

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VirginTrains NEW: ALL CUSTOMERS TO ABANDON TRAVEL

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dannolan if you play candy crush saga, and give king money by playing it or promoting it, you’re a piece of shit candyswipe.com/king.html

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csoghoian US banks are issuing Chip+signature cards rather than Chip+PIN b/c they don’t think Americans want to remember a PIN. theverge.com/2014/2/12/5405…

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Oops. I accidentally published a website. Can I have a Ministry now?

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ashk4n Vehicle location history can be retrieved from in-car nav and shared with law enforcement with court order:
franken.senate.gov/files/letter/1…

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ashk4n Wow. Ford in-car GPS keeps location history for 2-3weeks and transmits to @AcquityGroup Brand management Company franken.senate.gov/files/letter/1…

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RT @jonkudelka: Seriously, there is only one person on the internet worse than that guy. [Hello, everyone!]

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RT @jonkudelka: What Dan has really done is captioned lots of kitten pictures with stories about Tony Abbott. He is a monster.

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Zoom! It’s Thursday.

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