Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 18th, 2014

Transmitters off, see you in Sydney.

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Just recorded a little spot about internet copyright violations etc for ABC @702sydney and NSW, going to air after the 2000 AEDT news.

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Here’s @JasonClareMP’s speech from at lunchtime today. bit.ly/1jzbm6B

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@ClaireRPorter @jboyded @JasonClareMP Sorry, look to your 9 o’clock. You’ll see a running camera.

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ClaireRPorter Clare has done his research. He knows how to read a crowd, unlike Fletcher who seemed to come here just to say “f*** you”.

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While the Abbott govt still seems to be in opposition destructo-mode, Clare is already talking like the alternative government.

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ClaireRPorter Jason Clare comes out swinging at :”We can’t just rely on citizenship ceremonies to expand tech sector”. Take that, Fletcher

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@jpwarren It’ll be in @crikey_news tomorrow, I think. I’ll be confirming that later today.

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Clare: “The NBN now is effectively dead. It’s not a national broadband network, at least not as people expected.”

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I’m not really tweeting this speech. I’m watching Clare’s style and performance. He’s pretty much pwning the tech journos.

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RT @natecochrane Seems no one told @JasonClareMP the full story why Silicon Valley exists [NO DON’T TELL HIM ABOUT THE ALIENS!]

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RT @ssharwood: Jason Clare shadow comms minister adopting a lighthearted approach [It is needed and, it seems, appreciated.]

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Now, the final thing for … On stage is Jason Clare, Shadow Minister for Communications.

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RT @dobes: I’d crowdfund the heck out of a Kudelka sashimi platter tour [AND SOME SKYWHALE!]

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RT @dobes: Sorry, but Kudelka has the best coverage today. [Depends how thinly we slice him, surely?]

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RT @bigmac @stilgherrian clearly you need to explain it to them in diagrams :-) pic.twitter.com/i6X7qlQDFm [Well exactly.]

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Being slapped down by Gartner’s Kristian Steenstrup. I mean, they WROTE the Magic Quadrant for Sarcasm as a Service.

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paulwallbank @stilgherrian @adam_turner you guys would be in the upper right hand Gartner quadrant for Snark as a Service

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nonstoptom AFP use search warrant to raid Channel Seven over Corby interview. Hope they’re not looking for journalism.

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North Korea prepares to launch another SongPhil-6 ICBM…

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RT @adam_turner: Sarcasm as a Service [Well you’d be offering four-9s SLAs for that, wouldn’t you.]

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Indeed, @Anthony_Caruana, I meant more that iiNet Labs’ future of devices will be ZigBee.

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Anthony_Caruana @stilgherrian ZigBee built into a lot of smart meters already. So, the tech is already in millions of homes in Aus already

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RT @spewen: I feel as though the buzzword bingo is not as strong as expected this morning. [We built immunity.]

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Simon Watt, R&D manager, iiNet Labs, says BoB Lite and BoB2 will soom be end-of-life. Future will be ZigBee.

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James Boddam-Whetham: CEO, Noggin IT: “We help people thrive during disruptive events.” Uhoh.

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RT @gusworldau: A preso called “The Road To HAL9000”. Now we’re talking. [I’m afraid we can’t do that, Gus.]

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Daniel Friedman, president/CEO of Ninja Blocks, runs through the entire history of Artificial Intelligence. In two minutes.

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Problem with IoT in industry is there’s already a paradigm. Engineering Operations. It’s 100yo, it’s now things are done.

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Steenstrup reckons the most numerous IoT things will be LED lighting. [Shut up, @mpesce, I hate you.]

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Gartner’s Kristian Steenstrup reminds us: the Internet of Thinks, like space, “is big. Really big. You just won’t believe…”

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OK, something specific: a call for open standards for interconnecting all the things. I agree.

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Apparently things come in many kinds.

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RT @ssharwood: panel at the hype is flowing thick and fast already [I like it thick and fast, don’t you?]

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As Danny Morrison from NetComm Wireless says, this is about M2M. For anyone who’s worked in public health, this is hilarious.

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OK, the Internet of Things session is kicking off. Only 7 minutes late, and with only a small amount of irony.

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The general consensus at is that this is an excellent idea. pic.twitter.com/n1dLIpP1wD

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OH: “I must have gone to bed too early, because I saw the tweets but I don’t now what they’re about.”

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paulwallbank It looks like some of the vendors could sell the hotel a new microwave link. @..instagram.com/p/kiRrswxEO-/F2

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paulwallbank Oh dear, it seems hasn’t been activitated. @ MacArthur Ballroom instagram.com/p/kiQ4zkxEN6/

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RT @xntrik: “You Can Still Make A Fortune From Security Scams” well done Lifehacker.. Well done feedly.com/e/7sx0U653 [Well, you CAN.]

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@dawnstarau Oh you will get some, I’m sure. 1000 AEST session is The Internet of Things. 1230 is Jason Clare keynote.

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RT @jeamland: Current status: Pulled pork sandwich. [That’s not a very good euphemism, really.]

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@dawnstarau This morning’s sessions start at 1000 AEST / 1100 AEDT, ‘cos most people went to a “Castaway Dinner” on Stradbroke.

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There’s some very bedraggled journalists starting to shuffle in for breakfast.

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Tue plan: Tech Leaders Forum Day 3 kickstartforum.com/kickstart-2014/ ; do a @5at5daily; 1720 AEST JQ421 OOL-SYD; remainder TBA.

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RT @glengyron: Scott Morrison is actually evil. [And anyone who enabled his slide into the ministry is implicated. Scales, lift from eyes!]

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RT @R_Chirgwin: @stilgherrian Masked lapwings, you mean? [I didn’t see what they were wearing, sorry.]

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It appears there’s also some American thing using the hashtag, but theirs just seems to be whinging.

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When the lapwing plovers realise they can create their own internet…

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sylmobile When the young people realise they can create their own internet…

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“Angela Merkel backs EU internet to deter US spying”, reports @FT ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/d…

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gattaca I just used wget. A moment later I heard a police siren in the distance. I feel like such a rebel.

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@mpesce @earleyedition Well that sounds much better than South Stradbroke Island at least.

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Yeah OK, I’m finished now.

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@jeffsonstein Yes, that’s our Minister for Education and Manager of Parliamentary Business. He’s wonderful*.

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@earleyedition @mpesce I skipped going to Straddie, as you call it, last night. I have yet to see the damage it wrought on the others.

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Tue plan, draft: Tech Leaders Forum Day 3 kickstartforum.com/kickstart-2014/ ; do a @5at5daily; 1720 AEST JQ421 OOL-SYD; remainder TBA.

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Fuck. I have lost it today.

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altmed_txt The more Light you can store in your body, the higher your vibration will become. time to reAwaken our pineal gland as a cosmic antenna.

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Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!

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It’s a shame Pyne isn’t going. I’d like to see a headline about the Poodle amongst the Corgis.

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Perhaps Boy Alex wants to flog Her Majesty some Huawei kit.

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If Alexander Downer is visiting the Queen, will he get ASD to have a squizz first to see how much he can talk her down for a knighthood?

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I did pasterise all the clocks, @earleyedition, but my fingers are still infected with the future. This must be what happened to @mpesce.

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“By the plover vested in me I’ll wring the fucking little troll birds’ necks.”

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RT @sylmobile: @stilgherrian hang on - 05:00AEST? [Oh that. Yes. 0500 AEST. My finger missed the thing. Everything is a blur. And plovers.]

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Why can’t those arsehole troll birds at least wait until the sun is up?

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Well here we all are then. It’s Tuesday. And it’s still Queensland. And it’s 0600 AEST. And those lapwing plovers out there can fuck off.

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