Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

February 19th, 2014

Steve_Lockstep Has anyone seen an Infographic worth even remotely close to a thousand words?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:47 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Honestly, pissing away the ABC’s money on something that’s just a tarted-up pub trivia contest. Shame. Shame. Shame.

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If “Spicks and Specks” were a horse, the stewards would be calling for the screens and a shotgun. And rightly so.

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Look, it’s demeaning for @danilic to beg like this. twitter.com/danilic/status… Give them money now. pozible.com/project/178557

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“There are so many stories about Australia yet to be told. Trove’s job is to help you find them.” nla.gov.au/blogs/trove/20…

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GaryDelaney Ironically my friend Dorothy is really homophobic.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:37 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@thegrugq Oh. Well. Played. Khob khun maak krub.

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thegrugq Shorter Clapper: “Gentlemen, we must not allow there to be, a cellphone surveillance gap!”

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jonkudelka If we had more women in the navy they would be more inclined to stop and ask for directions.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:26 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@oberonsghost @toplitigator I think that according to Gematria, all those things work out to be “431”.

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@benpobjie Yeah I’m just confused now. Maybe tow back that joke, where it is safe to do so.

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@benpobjie I have no idea what that means. I assume it’s funny for those who know?

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Watch this and pay them money, you arsehats. youtube.com/watch?v=sMYxat…

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Someone at the pub told me there’s a federal opposition in Australia. Any idea who it is?

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The Honourable Scott Morrison, Member for Dunning-Kruger.

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BernardKeane Scott Morrison has significantly worsened Immigration’s asylum seeker data breach by revealing the key documents bit.ly/1cYq1Ug

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@juhasaarinen Go for it. “Rebleat” should be in the @MacqDictionary, so we need to get some citable uses online.

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@juhasaarinen It’s not. You’re missing nothing. Except maybe to will to thrust a knife into those who rebleat this boring PR as “news”.

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Hah! I see @cbsinteractive has deleted all their old tweets. That’s always the sign of honesty and ethics, isn’t it, boys and girls.

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I wonder when those @cbsinteractive arsehats are paying me. A competent 20th century business would have auto-notify. That’s LAST century.

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@your_grammar Oh look at context, you pathetic prescriptivist cunt. Learn the difference between grammatical ignorance and a simple typo.

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I say, Intercity car 9033 has a lovely little private space in which to hang out. instagram.com/p/kl0ESnCFm3/

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SnarkyPlatypus Victorian age version of Meriton mass produced housing is pretty low calibre heritage.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

SnarkyPlatypus Also get to annoy NIMBYs and Boomers as a bonus, but nobody has been serious about addressing the housing issue in Sydney.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

SnarkyPlatypus I have come to conclusion that if we want affordable housing stock in Sydney, we bulldoze Inner West and turn it into an apartment paradise.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

NewtonMark World Women of Aviation Weekend. There are open days at Sydney Aviators at Bankstown on 8th-9th March. arseh.at/4jkg

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 7:20 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Plume for Android)

@SamCox3 I can’t be arsed looking that up. You’re on you’re own now, Possum.

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watermelon_man Sounds like Morrison is playing a variant of the children’s game of “Battleships”. In this one you try to work out where your own ships are.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Oh FFS, she hasn’t been trying to work Manus into her slide deck, has she?

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Dear ASIO, re my immediately preceding tweet, yeah look, I know. If we need to formalise this chat, give me a buzz and we’ll arrange a time.

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Dear ADF, should Mr Morrison be visiting any of your establishments and some inadvertent random accident befall him, well… my round?

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NewtonMark Scott Morrison, the Commonwealth Minister for Inadvertency.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 6:44 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Well, @Colgo @Colvinius, I can see all this going swimmingly.

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Colgo Review of Indonesian waters incursions also recommends further enquiry into any “lapses in professional judgement” bit.ly/1ggsegi

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glengyron I wonder if Bob Carr can drain your life force over the phone?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

Whinging on Twitter will change nothing. Because your arsehat Coalition MP is still getting their email printed out.

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Right. So everyone who’s whinged about Scott Morrison today? In a Liberal electorate? Phone your MP tomorrow. Do it. Just do it.

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mrgrumpystephen Hit me up if you want 10000 asylum seekers’ Playstation usernames and passwords

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

That’s crap scansion, @James_Jeffrey, but yes.

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James_Jeffrey In the navy/ You can sail the sevens seas/In the navy/Cause diplomatic catastrophe/Reaching Indonesia/ Inadvertently/In the navy/In the navy

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

R_Chirgwin Imagining government in a french maid’s outfit. Reading from 50 Shades in the character voices of Japanese cartoons. MORE WINE.

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@maungle Check out what’s happened in Chattanooga. with their city-funded 1Gbps fibre.

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Out of curiosity, has the RAN chief said anything recently? Or has be been chloroformed and stuffed into a cupboard somewhere?

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@R_Chirgwin You keep going down that rabbit hole, Richard, and see where it gets you.

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oberonsghost So a military man is being made GG and this govt is making its military look like useless morons. What could possibly go wrong?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:18 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

snerdish @stilgherrian didn’t we have a defense minister at one stage?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:17 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

SnarkyPlatypus Wonder how the RAN feels about pretending to be incompetent.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:17 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

MT @jturner_ibrs: ASD releases 2014 update to Top 35 mitigation strategies asd.gov.au/infosec/top-mi… [Top 4 still the same. Do it.]

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I’ve met many people from the Royal Australian Navy. I know they’d be increasingly happy* with Scott Morrison speaking on their behalf.

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The scary thing is just how excited some of the locals are about the prospect of fish on a conveyor belt.

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I am no more corrupt than the government.

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I mean, discounting the issue of chartering a flight, you’d still have to get a visa from the PNG government. Manus Island != Villawood.

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I saw someone complain yesterday that TV didn’t do a live cross to Manus Island. Completely oblivious to the logistics involved in that.

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martinwalsh So kind of Cpl Cameron Baird’s family to pass on his posthumous Victoria Cross to the Australian War Memorial today on.fb.me/1m8uwls

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:00 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

I have been advised that a sushi train has opened in Katoomba. I have reminded them that (a) raw fish, (b) we’re 100km inland.

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People who use the word “froth” because of a certain advertisement.

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I wish I were going to MEL next week with @VirginAustralia, but these people’s corporate accounts are still with @QantasAirways. Arsehats.

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RT @ssharwood: @stilgherrian Still so sure you know who I am? [100% sure. And that’d the core of the problem.]

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RT @ssharwood: @stilgherrian meet me outside Christopher Pyne’s office at midnight wearing a french maid outfit [THIS IS WHAT I PUT UP WITH]

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RT @ssharwood: @R_Chirgwin DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM????? [I do, actually. How do I claim the danger money?]

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NewtonMark Remember when Sandi used to lecture journalists about protecting refugee privacy? Good times, good times.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 5:42 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

GreenJ Suggest we chip in to buy the navy an iPhone. because, maps.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:41 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

RT @mpesce: I AM ON TRANQUILIZERS EVERYTHING IS FINE

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Well, that’s all the radio done for the day.

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5at5daily Nothing yesterday? Late today? I know. So you’ll be getting a 10at10 in a few hours. Stop your whinging.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:22 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

So I basically just promulgated the cyberlibertarian viewpoint into the Sunshine Coast on ABC Radio. Brian Hay will be onto me so fast.

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About to talk Bitcoin etc on @abcsunshine. Alas, AFAIK there’s no live stream, but it’ll be ob Soundcloud later.

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@jpwarren @jeamland How about we do some sort of group lunch thing on Wednesday?

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Look, I’ll have nothing said against Scott Morrison, He’s Australia’s best apologist for running illegal concentration camps for a decade.

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RT @jeamland: @stilgherrian Want to do lunch? [WELL DO YOU WANT ME TO STARVE?]

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RT @SBSNews: Bombing of Darwin anniversary commemorated bit.ly/N8miNC [JESUS FUCK WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T TELL SCOTT MORRISON.]

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“I was only, in terms of being a responsible minister under the Westminster system, huffing kerosene for a few days.”

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“I was only waterboarding the random prisoners of the Northern Alliance for a few days.”

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“I was only sodomising the child for a few days.”

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RT @wolfcat: set fire to the whole town as a preemptive strategy ? [Seems fair.]

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darrenpauli There’s little the Govt can say in its defence of this breach without outright lying. Could be rather messy.

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“The nuclear weapons were only detonated for a few days.”

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glengyron No wukkas.RT @latikambourke: Immigration Minister Scott Morrison says the asylum seekers details were online for ‘only a few days.’ @abcnews

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I think you’re right, @darrenpauli. And Mr Pilgrim is such a nice chap.

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darrenpauli The blood will drain from Tim Pilgrim’s face when he investigates this asylum seeker breach. Possibly Australia’s worst breach.

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 4:31 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

So I’ll be in Melbourne Tue-Thu next week. You know what to do.

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@NewtonMark The rain is thinning out up here now. Looks like, as the other day, you’re getting it more than us.

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@zackwhittaker I don’t think you’re wrong either. On this issue, anyway.

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So that’s radio spot 3 of 4 done. Next up, talking Bitcoin etc on @abcsunshine at 1605 AEST / 1705 AEDT. Alas, AFAIK there’s no live stream.

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So my spot for ABC @1057darwin is done. I went off on a bit of a rant. I did record it, so I’ll probably post that a bit later.

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So, @zackwhittaker, libertarianism isn’t compatible with Singapore? Who knew?

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zackwhittaker Why Singapore doesn’t need Bitcoin via @ZDNet, @eileenscyu zd.net/1esbsh8

via Twitter for Websites (retweeted on 3:59 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

j_hutch In case you wanted to know former NBN Co chair Siobhan McKenna’s expenses - nbnco.com.au/content/dam/nb…

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@glengyron Oh great. My ABC @1057darwin spot is up against Scott ‘Rudolf Höss’ Morrison.

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FlickReynolds Inner Sydney ring, median rent goes from $195 p/w to $560 p/w in 10 yrs. is unaffordable. propertyobserver.com.au/housing-afford…

via Twitter for Websites (retweeted on 3:57 PM, Feb 19th, 2014 via Janetter for Mac)

@lukeweston Mobile World Congress in Barcelona is THE big mobile phone trade show. I haven’t been, so can’t comment on pointy-hairedness.

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Your pre-reading is my “What the Dickens will Brandis do to copyright in the digital realm?” zdnet.com/what-the-dicke…

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In about 15 mins I’ll be talking internet copyright at “three strikes” rules on ABC @1057darwin. You may listen at abc.net.au/darwin/

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RT @Luke_vz: A simple idea for @tweetperth people who don’t understand escalator etiquette. pic.twitter.com/fnjMSbHxZB [Well, reverse for AU.]

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Oi! You arsehats who reckon you’re “politically aware”? Give money to these people. Do it. Or I will hurt you. pozible.com/project/178557

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So that’s 2 of 4 radio spots done for today. Next up. ABC @1057darwin at 1430 ACST / 1600 AEDT on three-strkes internet piracy rules etc.

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RT @Colvinius: Who’s Policing Manus Island? [Not me, and you can’t prove I was.]

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RT @RJMajik: lots of it about pic.twitter.com/bYusNFBxu4 [Yes.Yes there is.]

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Yeah look in about 25 minutes I’ll be feelpinioning about Apple cars telegraph.co.uk/technology/app… on @1395FIVEaa Listen at fiveaa.com.au

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I fuckin’ know where you live.

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dobes HAHAHA, democracy works!

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That Stalin-quoting man still owes me a bottle of scotch, and half my liver.

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@expectproblems We don’t get a lot of mining industry types up here. Well, these days they’re further over the hills towards Lithgow.

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RT @expectproblems: Some days, I wish @dannolan had never discovered ASCII art. [Yes. The days with a “y”.]

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Wait, what? Mr @davpope has also done “Wolf Creek Nation” today? Such fecundity! canberratimes.com.au/photogallery/f… pic.twitter.com/OD9TZZJy6o

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@dobes @joshgnosis Not as much redundancy as will be happening in Shepparton over coming months. Yeah OK, grabbing my coat now…

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thetowncrier Both true. RT @sirgooddarren Thomson case vindicates 5yrs of dogged @smh reporting. And reflects abominably on Labor. smh.com.au/comment/smh-ed…

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There is some sort of cackling at a nearby table.

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Pandamoanimum This is still probably one of the best things ever done by a librarian. pic.twitter.com/fxGPp9qm5u

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Lie back and think of Keating.

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@dobes @joshgnosis What was that about Sycophancy as a Service?

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RT @nguyenmt: Asylum seekers have identities? That’s an improvement! [Tru dat.]

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It’s a bit like how you have to look at a solar eclipse via its image cast through a pinhole onto white card. But with more stabby.

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Oh, I see what’s going on. Indirectly, anyway. Thankfully, the Power of Regex prevents me from seeing most of the derp.

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Oh hang on, @joshgnosis, I misread badly. I have deleted a tweet, and shall save that image for when it’s more accurate.

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joshgnosis Turnbull quoted House of Cards, and said ACMA is independent and he doesn’t want to influence it.

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/me does the data lapse dance.

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“Asylum seekers’ identities revealed in [Australian] Immigration Department data lapse” theguardian.com/world/2014/feb… [“Lapse.”]

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dannolan A san francisco startup launched the biggest cluster of satellites, IN THE GODDAMNED WORLD gigaom.com/2014/01/09/pla…

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RT @PollHereford: @auscouncilarts @Bris_Powerhouse @APAM2014 @1willt @gattaca Is it wrong I wish it could squirt ‘milk’? [Yeah, a bit.]

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@mkotadia Have you considered a privacy career with Dept of Immigration? @Anthony_Caruana @riskybusiness @CreetureNZ @jturner_ibrs

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Oops that wasn’t clear. The “this woman” was the “she” referred to in the first OH. Mum got her daughter to work stacking the drugs.

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OH: “Look, girl, you’re lucky to have a mother like me who takes care of a little shit like you.”

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Oh! “This woman” is her mother, in her 60s, sitting right next to her.

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OH: “‘Just keep at stacking them in, ’ she said. I ended up building like a whole brick wall out of drugs.”

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OH: “She made me take all these drugs onto a boat and wrap them in foil, and freeze them into ice bricks and stack ‘em behind the fish.”

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GrogsGamut Fortunately I have been able to unskew the ABS wages data to reveal what really happened pic.twitter.com/YLM98qZyPH

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MattCowgill Wages and full-time employment growth rise and fall together: pic.twitter.com/xV2rz3hd6M

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Using the word “patronising turd” in a sentence.

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@juhasaarinen @rycrozier The internet goes all wrong every day, Juha.

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@abcgoldcoast @nicoleadyer My pleasure. It’s safer with the TV in the kitchen and the rice cooker in the bedroom.

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“These photos are just for you,” said that lying liar @mkotadia. // @Anthony_Caruana @riskybusiness @CreetureNZ @jturner_ibrs

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“Apple ‘exploring move into electric cars’” telegraph.co.uk/technology/app… I’ll have a feelpinion on @1395FIVEaa Adelaide at 1405 ACDT / 1435 AEDT.

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Il faut que phom bai Katoomba krub.

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Things are going weird now.

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You know, @juhasaarinen, it is a very good thing that [REDACTED] is a good sport. [Mashes own face into desk repeatedly.]

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Oh. So my mocking reply to @juhasaarinen’s mocking email about [REDACTED]? I sended that to [REDACTED] and not him. Very embarrass.

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And… the radio is done. I did get a good recording of that, so I’ll post it later today.

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On hold to talk Internet of Things, ransomware etc on @abcgoldcoast. Audio stream at abc.net.au/goldcoast/

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@chromosundrift That’s not aimed at you, just at the endless daft commenters.

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@chromosundrift I’m always happy to increase my knowledge. Unfortunately too many conflate that with “Let me spout zealotry at you”. Alas.

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Noting that Tanya Plibersek didn’t say “innocent until proven guilty” but that you “get your day in court”. Go, Western Democracy!

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RT @Anthony_Caruana: “No really - the left one is this big” said @stilgherrian pic.twitter.com/MklH6QeOLD [Oh dear.]

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Around 0905 AEST / 1005 AEDT (in 20 mins) I’m talking Internet of Things etc on @abcgoldcoast. Audio stream at abc.net.au/goldcoast/

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@gattaca My understanding is that Skywhale is touring the country, and can perhaps be persuaded to your other countries.

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Dear Mr @gattaca, please see my immediately preceding retweet of a tweet by Mr @thetowncrier concerning a matter of mutual interest.

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thetowncrier WHEN WILL ITS REIGN OF TERROR END!? RT @rosierya gets inflated in new farm park ift.tt/1bJrKlL pic.twitter.com/feuBFYbhtm

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There shall be lice in my next column for @zdnetaustralia. As a service.

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Lice as a Service.

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Sycophancy as a Service.

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Question 1: The argument “We have always done economic espionage” is not at all the same as “I have always punched my wife”. Discuss.

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Adding [REDACTED] to The List for later today.

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Thank you, [REDACTED], for that emotional roller coaster ride just now.

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Email subject “Mobile World Congress - Invitation” causes many excitements. “Bookmark this page to watch our press conference”, not so much.

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Wed plan, additional: In between all that, ponder the many, many things listened to and discussed at over the past three days.

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Wed plan: 1000 AEDT @abcgoldcoast; lunch and errands, Katoomba; do @5at5daily, or they’ll whinge; 1700 @abcsunshine; kill everyone.

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When it’s a hectic day, even as a freelancer paid by the story, it can be a blessing when a story pitch gets spiked.

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CzickenShack She writes neo-Confederate erotic fan fiction, mostly from the perspective of Robert E. Lee’s horse, Traveller.

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Who are these people and why are they permitted to breathe?

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RT @jeamland: “London is a state of mind.” - LTN [Just like paranoid psychosis and dementia. Take your pick.]

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Oh FFS just stop it, people. Just fill your pockets with rocks, chains, scrap metal, anything you can find and throw yourself into a canal.

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Wed plan, draft: Write for @crikey_news; 1000 AEDT @abcgoldcoast; lunch, errands, Katoomba, do @5at5daily; 1700 @abcsunshine; kill everyone.

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Wednesday. All day. All of it. Every moment. Minute after minute after minute after endless, tedious fucking minute. Wednesday.

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