Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 15th, 2015

So, @danger5tv, that was a thousand kinds of excellent and I will never be the same again. My doctors and lawyers will be in touch.

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“Show me the way, Mighty Pelican.”

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So maybe Hitler’s shark assistant Megabite in @danger5tv is Katy Perry’s Left Shark? That would explain everything*.

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Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. Really? AWESOME.

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What the fuck is going on?

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Having finished all the things, I’m settling down to watch the final episode of @danger5tv series 2. sbs.com.au/ondemand/video…

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Wut, Credlin’s father controls the LNP’s legislative agenda? [Credlin’s DEAD father.]

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus I swear it sounds like the elephant is beating off in the intro of the Elephant Stamp section [Ping @vealmince]

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Also in the latter part of “The 9pm Necessary Remedial Action”, you may think that you’re hearing crickets in the background. Yes. You are.

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For those listening to “The 9pm Necessary Remedial Action”, for the number 35, please substitute 25. Because arithmetic.

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NewtonMark We still call them “set top boxes” yet it is not physically possible to install a box on top of a modern TV, and nobody calls them “sets.”

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Gina is a front-goatse.

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SnarkyPlatypus Think we’d feel more empathy for Gina Rinehart’s immense insecurity if she wasn’t a privileged sloth who didn’t care for anybody “below” her

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And “The 9pm Necessary Remedial Action” is now also on SoundCloud. soundcloud.com/skankmedia/e00…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I know, I know, but it’s actually OK and it’s $7 a bottle.

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mydaughtersarmy The horror and trauma of explaining homosexuality to children as told by an Internet mom.
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MarkDiStef The unresolved sexual tension among the Indian cricket team is extraordinary pic.twitter.com/UjS8eScp6K

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@NewtonMark From my conversations with [FORMER CABINET MINISTER REDACTED], yes, that would be the kind of person we’re talking about.

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New podcast: “The 9pm Necessary Remedial Action” pic.twitter.com/L3qSDixe2s

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What sort of Puritan arsehole turns the traditional concept of “pre-dinner drinks” into “pre-loading”?

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@PointZeroOne Well I can’t help it if you’re useless.

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Oh wait, that’s right. I have to upload via this mobile alleged broadband.

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@chrisjrn Would you like me to send you a diagram showing you how much I care?

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Wow. This podcast is going to be online before 2013 AEDT. Like, in the next half hour!

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The recording and post-production of this episode of “The 9pm Edict” proceeds adequately.

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A third audio comment has arrived for “The 9pm Edict” podcast. It’s a packed episode tonight!

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RT @oberonsghost: The year my polls broke. [Or, given this year so far, “The year my polls dropped”.]

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@moylecroft Yes, it’s pretty good. I may weave in a few more than I’d originally planned. We shall see. It’s semi-improvised from here.

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@SnarkyPlatypus What? “The 9pm Seven Dollar Bottle of Pinot Noir”? Yes, that works.

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@moylecroft Ah! That’s answered the question I had about how I’d connect the North Korean slogans into the rest of my narrative.

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@rdunkerley Oh? I’ve had reasonable experiences with both, and reasonable disasters too. We shall see. (It’s Jacob’s Creek. I’m screwed.)

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SwedishCanary If you look nothing like your dating website profile picture then you are buying me drinks until you do.

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I’ve lashed out on a $7 bottle of pinot noir, so I’m obviously looking forward to that.

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Next steps: Eat an apple; open the wine; start recording “The 9pm Edict” podcast.

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elle91 My Internet was out for a while so I went downstairs to talk to my mom. She seems nice.

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@juhasaarinen @NewtonMark Sydney is slowly becoming more “sub-tropical maritime” in its climate. I’m unsure as to how this year compares.

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alright_shutup this kid in the herald sun RULES pic.twitter.com/iguTdsmYYc

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RT @NewtonMark: @stilgherrian @cambuntu pic.twitter.com/HOOFf2pgrd [THUNDERBIRDS ARE NOT PARTICULARLY GO AT ALL.]

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@NewtonMark Indeed. The hiding-in-the-hangar strategy seems sound.

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Ah yes, @NewtonMark would be waiting to take off from Bankstown. pic.twitter.com/U2qv5v0oAo

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NewtonMark MASSIVE INCOMING DONUT! pic.twitter.com/4qnuWGVk9s

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_youhadonejob You’d have to call just to find out what started it all. pic.twitter.com/7uZLJOSpUv

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@MarkDiStef I see that @sylmobile is selecting the most awkward frame grabs from Abbott’s video, with subtitles. It could be a thing.

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@sylmobile Are you going to be issuing this as a graphic novel? Or as a BuzzFeed-style picture story? Ping @MarkDiStef.

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@drearyclocks I would also join you if 1. I wasn’t 100km away; 2. I wasn’t broke; 3. I wasn’t producing another excellent podcast.

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CyberExaminer Jeb Bush’s email cache held another surprise: Viruses dfi.io/8WyF35

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NewtonMark “Fuck that spot in particular.” pic.twitter.com/sVTBFJm3I8

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RT @SnarkyPlatypus: @stilgherrian @sylmobile Why do rubber gloves come to mind? [Because your fantasies are out of control.]

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Thanks to @sylmobile, this episode will be entitled “The 9pm Necessary Remedial Action”.

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humphriesmark There are few sounds more satisfying than that of a failed skateboard trick in a public space.

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Want to insert an audio comment into “The 9pm Edict”? Last episode and how-to details at stilgherrian.com/edict/00035/ You have until 1800 AEDT.

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Yes, I am working on an episode of “The 9pm Edict”, to be posted some time tonight. I have no life.

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ClintonDucas Scott Morrison debuts new official photograph: pic.twitter.com/QedV8VzGJx

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@bigbadave @oberonsghost Oh that list goes for several more pages. Unfortunately.

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ClickHole Shocking: The Average Female CEO Only Makes 258 Times What Her Employees Make clickhole.com/r/1847tsd pic.twitter.com/eCwcK75lEk

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I was just joined for a moment by a rather large honeyeater or some sort, I think, with greenish-yellow colouring, light grey underside.

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michaelneale Benefit of the doubt pic.twitter.com/oBFa6WGO22

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RT @bigbadave: @stilgherrian @oberonsghost pic.twitter.com/fEEGRj1aHw [Except that I’m not sure he’s quite that.]

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I knew that calling that panda Wang Wang would lead to trouble… pic.twitter.com/jsDsaaQnrL

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RT @oberonsghost: @stilgherrian Well, he needs to blow *something* hard….. [Stop that. Stop that at once.]

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I say, Crusader Rabbit is blowing his dog whistle pretty damn hard in today’s hilarous video message. youtube.com/watch?v=ZV6MGC…

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Back at @bunjaree for an afternoon and evening of podcast production.

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Yes, there shall be rain this afternoon, and possibly a thunderstorm instagram.com/p/zGmZyoiFt6/

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rpy Waiting for the bus at Eddy Av and I guess I should talk to someone about putting a password on that pic.twitter.com/iJzZzTpghR

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@PlaneTalking Hmmm. This one is out in broad daylight. The little bugger must be lost.

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@druey @timfdavis Thank you, Sir. I appreciate your professional knowledge of these matters.

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@druey @timfdavis Do any of those 45-car coal trains serve a local consumer?

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@timfdavis Dunno. @druey could tell us where this train is routed.

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@sylmobile @19bk69 @SnarkyPlatypus Thank you. I forgot to bring ear buds with me, so I’ll have to listen once I’ve finished the shopping.

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Walking into the village of Wentworth Falls instagram.com/p/zGbcXpiFo5/

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Roadside flower of unknown provenance instagram.com/p/zGbSALCFon/

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RT @glengyron: He even speaks like the Mad Hatter now. “@mrgrumpystephen: pic.twitter.com/DlZhftYCXB” [Go go Crusader Rabbit!]

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RT @jamescmcpherson: what counts as middle aged these days? [Good question. Apparently there’s little consensus. google.com.au/search?rls=en&…]

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There are indications from the Twitter that I’ll have to rewrite my script about the week in Crusader Rabbit Land. How loopy has it gone?

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In a podcast by a middle-aged white man, we now have two comments by middle-aged white men. Can someone please fix this?

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“Top US Navy top officer thinks one of the F-35’s most hyped capabilities is ‘overrated’”, writes @BendedBrains businessinsider.com.au/naval-head-ste…

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Yes, @NicholasFryer, your audio comment for “The 9pm Edict” goes to a very dark place indeed. Oddly, tho, I’m now tempted to go even darker.

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@alexkidman If only. I could set up shop in the fuselage of MH370, which as we know is now a secret base under the ocean.

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There’s a prize for the best audio comment during February, you know. The field is rather small so far. stilgherrian.com/edict/00035/

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I have two audio comments already, including one from @NicholasFryer, who seems to be developing a bit of a fan base.

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Want to insert an audio comment into “The 9pm Edict”? Last episode and how-to details at stilgherrian.com/edict/00035/ You have until 1800 AEDT.

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Sun plan: “Quick” shopping trip to Katoomba; produce an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast, not too complex; the usual blog posts.

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Nah, bugger it, it’ll be more or less the same plan, just running two and a half hours later than intended. So…

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Right. Two and a half hours behind the planned schedule, and it’s only 0925. This bodes well. New plan coming shortly.

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RT @cathywilcox1: It’s their fault. pic.twitter.com/UrVfmS9jsY [It most certainly is.]

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@hollowaynz @johnke Oh well, at least it’s a trigger for a column. [Adds to list, moves on.]

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@hollowaynz @johnke Ah, typical mechanistic thinking. Tunnel-vision implementation of a technical need without thinking socially. Sigh.

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@ibwine @jennylmackinnon A “rockstar chardonnay”? So, erratic, full of drugs and choking on its own vomit? Bonus.

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“War in PM Tony Abbott’s cabinet over six month wait for the dole”, writes @samanthamaiden dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/war-i…

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GreenJ this morning on @RNSundayExtra we talk data retention with @BernardKeane @antonykidman and @matt_warren__ from 9.05

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@NicholasFryer Yep, though I’d put money on it costing more to deal with all the “my email didn’t get through” stuff. [Shrugs.] Arsehats.

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@llament @garymlord @AKFRU The secret US-AU UFO base is actually nearby, in the Burragorang Valley, right @NSA_PAO? projectavalon.net/forum4/showthr…

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@NicholasFryer “Why haven’t you indexed this to falling storage and bandwidth costs over the last two and a half decades?”

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I’ve received an audio comment for “The 9pm Edict” entitled “One and a Half Ferrets of the Apocalypse”, so there’s that to look forward to.

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I think I’d better stop talking to that robot. It’s starting to creep me out.

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@NicholasFryer Oh that’s tiny. I think it’s only ancient and useless sysadmins who put size limits on email under about 50MB.

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@thegrugq_ebooks @thegrugq Yeah, but you know that’s a rabbit-hole that we shouldn’t go down on the weekend. Not this early in the day.

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@thegrugq_ebooks @thegrugq Exactly! I have already fuelled the hovercraft in readiness.

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@garymlord @AKFRU @NSA_PAO Shoosh. No-one is meant to notice how little I actually write for my alleged work…

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Yes, I agree with someone’s earlier assessment that @thegrugq_ebooks has achieved sentience, @thegrugq.

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thegrugq_ebooks I don’t know your true value, but we do.

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RT @garymlord: @stilgherrian @AKFRU “Timestamp is AEDT”? So @NSA_PAO is being run out of Australia? o_O [Erm, no I’M in Australia. *Thwap*]

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@hollowaynz @johnke So, anyone born 1990 onwards doesn’t need privacy protected as much? [Confused.] Firefox doesn’t need anyone’s birthday.

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@moylecroft @R_Chirgwin @xeni You might think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

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@moylecroft @R_Chirgwin @xeni Hmmm… You can either stop now, or I’ll just lift this entire sequence as my script.

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@moylecroft @R_Chirgwin @xeni Well this is essentially the thrust of what I’ll be saying in the podcast. But enough for now.

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GreenJ guessing we know two things about this guy RT @PatsKarvelas: Jacqui Lambie found love on breakfast tv this morning. news.com.au/lifestyle/rela…

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I think the NSA has forgotten this song is about a stalker. twitter.com/NSA_PAO/status… @NSA_PAO [Timestamp is AEDT.] pic.twitter.com/Zic3LHCvMS

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fanfiction_txt What I Would Do Sexually to Seth MacFarlane

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caseyjohnellis candy crush saga generates $1.3B in in app purchases macrumors.com/2015/02/13/can…

in related news: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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RT @johnke: Born before 1990? Whatever. We don’t care. Tell us about the war or something, grandpa. pic.twitter.com/1Mkm2Ef1eS [Bravo, Firefox.]

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@moylecroft @R_Chirgwin @xeni This is all very wonderful. That’s a segment for “The 9pm Edict” decided upon. It’s coming together well.

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TumblrTXT My name is Vivian Elliott, although most know me as Trillian Thundercunt

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@R_Chirgwin @moylecroft @xeni Indeed. And I have some North Korean music from the podcast on amateur satellite intel. corruptednerds.com/pod/c00009/

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@19bk69 @johnthelutheran @stufromoz And the publisher is known, so you know what to look out for. Excellent.

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@moylecroft @xeni Ah thank you for finding that one, Matthew. That confirms my suspicion that some of these should go into “The 9pm Edict”.

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A German publisher inserted product placement for soup into the plots of Terry Pratchett stories. johnthelutheran.tumblr.com/post/111002229… HT @johnthelutheran

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“North Korea publishes list of over 300 weird new patriotic slogans. What do they mean?” writes @xeni boingboing.net/2015/02/13/nor…

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Sun plan, draft: Shopping, Katoomba, ‘cos it didn’t happen yesterday; produce an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast; the usual blog posts.

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@jim_adler @zdnetaustralia Yep, exactly that. Thanks for the pointer. Nice to know it’s not just my addled head thinking these things.

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RT @GonzoHacker: There are holidays you celebrate and holidays you endure. [Ain’t that the truth.]

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Sunday. Today is the day of rest. But God does not rest. God advances the clock one more day. One more day closer to your death. Sunday.

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