Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 8th, 2016

@coriole Say “Sangiovese” to me one more time…

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And then it’s one less item of clothing per month until Christmas. twitter.com/jc_cummins/sta…

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HAHAHA! Oh dear, this is why we can’t have nice things… twitter.com/troyhunt/statu…

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Farting copiously.

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LyleMcDouchebag This perfectly encapsulates why I hate “The Big Bang Theory” pic.twitter.com/G2P4TLyUKy

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Does this strike anyone else as a bit sick? “Soon you too will be in a cage!” twitter.com/BuzzFeedOzPol/…

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posty I also used @vealmince’s list of @firstdogonmoon’s names to create: Bill pic.twitter.com/HThueGjKOF

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NicoleConlan This picture of an anthropomorphic intestine holding its own ass is the only art I care for. pic.twitter.com/iE5NSfRpbJ

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bengrubb Wind farm commissioner watched TV show Utopia to prepare for Senate grilling sbs.com.au/news/article/2… (not SBS comedy)

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Crossing the Nepean, after sunset instagram.com/p/BBhQ6ogiFtS/

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@NewtonMark @gths @swearyanthony @rpy @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Exactly. The O-Bahn is excellent hybrid technology. If only they were electric.

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I’ll repeat it. Before you whinged about the cost of Border Force uniforms, did you divide the total by staff numbers and changes per week?

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I didn’t need to look at the geotag to know this was Adelaide… twitter.com/KrisNatalier/s…

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The giant pangolin creatures of Aldebaran VII also send greetings.

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Boudicca sends her regards.

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It feels like the pig has exploded WHILE IT’S IN MY MOUTH.

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My God, I can see through Time itself! twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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janet_rice Your wind farm commissioner.

For $205k a year, how many complaints is that? 12, I think. Possibly less. pic.twitter.com/73JhpLy6mX

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oliyoung Bruh. No. pic.twitter.com/msNRd8f7eb

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DocEvatt While we’re at it, why not make Ivan Milat the head of Tourism Australia?

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I swear this chef plans to kill me. I think I’m in love.

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Nam tok moo ped ped maak!

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Oh this is hilarious, especially at the price. twitter.com/PCMag/status/6…

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Nam tok moo krub.

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@cxi OK, that seems the most likely then. [Nods.]

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@cxi Or because you spent a whole bunch of time on a military base in Afghanistan?

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And by “community engagement”, we mean genocide. twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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@BundyB @BOM_au I don’t know, but I assume jobs flow back and forth all over.

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jrhennessy As Bar Century closes, remember everyone who lost their lives by falling over and getting stuck to the incredibly sticky floor forever

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So what does @BOM_au’s supercomputer really do, eh?

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@R_Chirgwin That’s my point, yes. Am I missing a word somewhere?

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Alright, I’ll get in the van now.

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Anyway, if anyone’s got a better theory as to why you leak a China/climate/hack story days before the Paris talks, I’ed like to hear it.

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You might as well try explaining quantum physics to your dog.

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I mean, why else leak a cyber story to Uhlmann, who doesn’t have the knowledge to ask any “difficult” questions?

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Anyway, that story about the @BOM_au hack was clearly a bit of diplomatic engineering/ Questions should really be directed to Julie Bishop.

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No need to trust me on this, @BOM_au. @GregDAustin makes this point well. zdnet.com/article/austra…

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Seriously, @BOM_au, until we can have an open and honest discussion about cyber security, we are fucked. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“BOM ducks Senate’s security breach scrutiny”, writes @ashabeeeee 🐓👌 zdnet.com/article/bom-du…

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In the corner. The corner is good. instagram.com/p/BBg8veRiFji/

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GuardianAus First Dog on the Moon’s list of ways in which Malcolm Turnbull has disappointed us trib.al/46RMIAh

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@R_Chirgwin Well, worst-case scenario is that we have a spare 9V wall wart.

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I’ll go and sit in the corner for a while before catching a train back up the hill.

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axmcc definitely a heart warming conservation story and not a horror movie, no sir pic.twitter.com/xVpAWnndVN

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Who was the ignorant tin-eared gimp who even called it the Pacific Solution?

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They never do, do they. Maybe we should put whole humans into these jobs. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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As I said at the time, divide by the number of staff, a few changes of clothes per week, and this is reasonable. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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SnarkyPlatypus Gwyneth as God Empress, I assume. twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…

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rabihalameddine Well, there’s that pic.twitter.com/DmhOdMf34F

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Let us never forget Ruddock’s contribution to debate on mandatory telco data retention..zdnet.com/pictures/whos-…lI

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GreenJ please. can we have tributes do something, anything, other than flow?

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As a grunt citizen I’d be embarrassed to spout something so ludicruously shallow. Treasurers are sterner stuff. twitter.com/ScottMorrisonM…

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Well you can never accuse Australia of not understanding satire… twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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@joannejacobs I had to check whether you meant the Unabomber or the Giant Neon Vagina.

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Receiving detailed safety instructions.

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@jonoabroad But it’s also giant, and that must count for something.

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PatrickTruby Coldplay is England’s Nickelback.

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Time to buy some drugs.

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Appointment over. Saying farewell once more to the Giant Neon Vagina.

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Good God, my GP is on time for our 1400. Baxoon.

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SamuelAAdams I saw Helen Mirren and a hamburger and the rest is kind of a blur.

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Oh I like “Wind Commissioner” rather than wind farms. Lord of All Breezes! twitter.com/KetanJ0/status…

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I would just say “Antlerland” but then @gths would get confused.

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Approaching The Place Where The Antlers Are.

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@ElishaPearce @nswpolice You’re just jealous that people can buy actual wine.

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First they came for the Wine Bar Owners With A Restaurant License… twitter.com/benpobjie/stat…

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Must get these things right, eh Crusher?

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Sorry, the Happy Skin-to-Skin Contact Camps for Brown People.

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Maybe we could re-focus the angst towards those in Canberra running the Happy Rape Camps for Brown People.

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Can we now move on from @nswpolice’s heinous* over-reach* of having taken no actual action against this restaurant? Storm, teacup, etc.

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@franksting You’re surely not alleging unfair targeting here?

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@nigelbyrne @franksting I’m sure there’s far better sticks to hit @nswpolice with.

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@nigelbyrne @franksting Exactly. “While we’re here, let’s have a squizz” is well within their bounds. They looked, advised, left.

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@franksting @nigelbyrne How is that question relevant? How frequent is something before “normal” anyway?

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You took a few tired carrot and celery sticks from the buffet, sat at a table. “Shame you’re not hungry,” said waiter taking it away. (2/2)

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I remember when Adelaide’s Mars Bar used to operate as a nightclub on a restaurant license. It was $5 for a “meal” as you entered… (1/2)

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@franksting @nigelbyrne Also restaurant licence, kitchen closed, but people drinking. Let’s remember that’s part of the equation.

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@akent I don’t know what you’re referring to.

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@mixedupworld @nswpolice I think people want to link it to those policies, but I can’t see how it’s connected.

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Not all of them. Not even half, I suspect. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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@franksting What does that hypothetical have to do with this incident? Troll tactics, Sir. We must agree to disagree.

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@franksting “Free wine” is either misleading (if not true) or illegal (if true). That alone is a breach.

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It strikes me that some people are going out of their way to find fault with @nswpolice today. This isn’t the incident to go them for.

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@acidic Oh that’s my accountant’s problem.

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@franksting Well the drunk woman was right in front of it, worth a look, eh? And it turned out to have been right, it seems.

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So I’ve just signed and returned my 2010 and 2011 income tax returns. What happens now, I imagine, is some sort of Stargate opening up.

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@franksting They can do it whenever they like. Random pop-in to make sure all is good. Standard part of their work. Nothing new here.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hey they could’ve shut them down on the spot.

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@franksting They’re responsible for checking licensing compliance since forever.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You’re not alone, to judge from other tweets. But licensing checks and checking venue logs are part of their daily routine.

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@franksting Licensing is their job, actually.

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@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Ah, that would’ve been my guess too, but it always pays to Ask a Scientist, right?

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@expectproblems Yeah I know, this sort of thing has never happened before.

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So it’s a good thing it isn’t something urgent… twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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Bobosphere What’s Chris Martin doing there? Shouldn’t he being somewhere defending the UK’s freedom?

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TheFix I could totally be the Coldplay drummer. He is just banging a drum randomly.

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Just out from @nswpolice, a response to the 10 William St story. police.nsw.gov.au/news/media_rel…

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@SnarkyPlatypus It sometimes happens after some rains. Maybe @R_Chirgwin’s Number One Son can clarify what it might be.

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alexanderwhite It’s almost as if the Abbott-Turnbull government doesn’t really care about exploited migrant workers… pic.twitter.com/ErjrmT5aFS

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Crossing the Nepean, which is having a bit if a brown day today instagram.com/p/BBgbeyLiFk2/

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ellymc Imagine what you’d have to do lose the contract. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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purserj So there’s a guy in a box to advertise . Apparently we’re meant to follow his journey instagram.com/p/BBga7oaurw6/

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Won’t his “journey” be more or less limited to Circular Quay? twitter.com/TwitterAU/stat…

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@PaulMcEwan6 I daresay that’s part of the plan, but then I’ll find out at 1400 AEDT or shortly thereafter.

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SwiftOnSecurity I announce stuff during the Super Bowl because I’m Taylor Swift and I’m a BAMF.

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I’ve deleted my tweet re Pezzullo and Bolkus ‘cos it’s probably wrong. Pezzullo is enough of a cunt without having to make things up.

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Oh well that’s OK then, obviously, Mike “Crusher” Pezzullo. FFS what is WRONG with this guy? twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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@BernardKeane @erstkate Oh OK. I clearly have things muddled in my head. Not the first time that’s happened.

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braddybb I WILL SPRAY PAINT MY FENCE TO LET YOU KNOW pic.twitter.com/oB4S6nqNN6

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MarkDiStef Announcement! So excited because BuzzFeed’s first Parliamentary Press Gallery Reporter is @workmanalice
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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I believe it’s more correctly written as “Alles ist in Ordnung.” twitter.com/dannolan/statu…

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Tim_Beshara I predicted this when milk fell down to a dollar a litre. twitter.com/bencubby/statu…

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Oh. I misspelled “Pezzullo” earlier. Let me explain how much I care about that: 💭

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SteveKopack For comparison, at 2007 Super Bowl, Verizon saw less than 250GB of data use. twitter.com/SteveKopack/st…

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Go you, “Crusher” Pezullo!

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Yes, one of the key people pushing for uniforms and guns also wants to extinguish every last “chink of light”. twitter.com/beneltham/stat…

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beneltham This is the key public servant in charge of Australia’s immigration policies pic.twitter.com/ftQUyr9P7B

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I’d be happy to “look forward” to seeing a TV commercial too, for the right price.

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Gosh, it’s almost as if money changed hands… twitter.com/Madonna/status…

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JesseMallon From this point on I will always make sure to match my eye shadow to my pantsuit. pic.twitter.com/lXGAAJK3xC

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annajhenderson Two sides of the PM’s media trip this morning.
Photos by @NickHaggarty
abc.net.au/news/2016-02-0… pic.twitter.com/esSqbDl7an

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@dobes @leslienassar You choose who you follow, Tiger.

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This is a bit extravagant of you, isn’t it @ZachNelson. You should’ve saved it for SuiteWorld! twitter.com/ZachNelson/sta…

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Good, @edhusicMP. Anything that isn’t a vast increase in support for mental health is simply criminal. twitter.com/edhusicMP/stat…

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leslienassar Hey remember last week when journalists were all “Twitter is dead”?

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A question I ask myself most days… twitter.com/reillystyley/s…

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Well I hope they make her pay for it. twitter.com/leslienassar/s…

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dobes pic.twitter.com/jAYAnukKr5

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Also known as early-onset dementia. twitter.com/egadheg/status…

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EFTM We’ll save you a click. Watch the Super Bowl live on @Channel7 , @espn or via @YahooPLUS7 online. Enjoy

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Michtull Astonishing evidence at …Bureau of Met not consulted by about climate cuts- even though they have joint research!

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MinneapoliSam Military aircraft posing as “Air Cerberus Inc” conducting surveillance has expired license, not airworthy pic.twitter.com/HckyQt7Tog

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@aleeb88 It certainly looks like @Beaker can deliver the good meat. Alas, I can only look at it from afar.

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OHnewsroom Call to desk editor: “You guys need to do a story on my dog, he predicted the Super Bowl winner for the past six years!”

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gilbertjasono Got a little tear in my eye realizing this is the last Super Bowl before President Trump takes office

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People do know that this is the sort of thing that the Unabomber was objecting to, right? twitter.com/joannejacobs/s…

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And rightly so. I have never been milked by a long-term unemployed person. Well, except that once. twitter.com/mumbrella/stat…

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@GreenJ @RichardTuffin @marcuskelson So what you’re saying is that you can get better drugs than I can?

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Who does Pezullo think he is? “When will you comply with the High Court of Australia’s ruling?” “Not telling.” twitter.com/stephendziedzi…

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Well @GreenJ seems to have had a complete mental collapse and has forgotten how politics even works. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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One thing I love about my Monday mornings is that I get to see @Beaker’s meat. No, wait. twitter.com/Beaker/status/…

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But can a labrador beat a poodle?

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“Does the Leader of the Opposition want walkies and then a biscuit? Yes. Yesss she does! Good Leader of the Opposition!”

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At the next ALP conference they’ll bring out a half-blind labrador and give it a standing ovation before adopting all its policies.

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Maybe it’s strategy. Make Bloop Shoblipp look so utterly useless that anyone, literally anyone the ALP puts up next looks a great statesman.

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So what’s happening in Burnt Fag-End’s head right now? What’s the internal dialogue? pic.twitter.com/g7w935fq9M

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It’s the night that @SBS has been working toward all these years… twitter.com/Genepooltweets…

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RichardTuffin Making a reappearance after sightings a couple of years ago twitter.com/AmyRoseKathryn…

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HumanoidHistory in 1984, astronaut Bruce McCandless makes the first untethered spacewalk in . pic.twitter.com/DHtssf57oB

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dobes Those goddamn events pic.twitter.com/MS9smV7fhu

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We should probably name and shame those who put this sort of rubbish in press releases, and those who “report” it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Oh, and speaking of drugs…

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Ah, I see that @rycrozier is reading the same press release. twitter.com/rycrozier/stat…

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“Brand policing” is akin to “political correctness gone mad”. Discuss. twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…

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NuclearAnthro Huh.

First recorded human death by meteorite.

That’s a degree of almost unimaginable bad luck. twitter.com/coreyspowell/s…

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@ApostrophePong There is that. But you’re in the America now. There’s plenty of bullets.

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IT’S MONDAY MORNING THERE SHOULD BE POWERFUL DRUGS FOR EVERYBODY.

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Oh I think I’ve more than demonstrated my entitlement to some very powerful drugs indeed, @corduroy! twitter.com/corduroy/statu…

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@dobes We need more Commissioners.

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PR: New “research” contains a number in it somewhere that more or less supports what the sponsoring vendor is doing. If you squint and spin.

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@dobes Are you doing outcalls now?

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Have you looked under the coffee cup? twitter.com/servantofchaos…

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@voltagex But you need those drugs to imagine that they haven’t been taken away!

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To imagine there’s been a “rise of the welfare state” in AU in recent years you’d need access to some pretty powerful drugs. Where’s mine?

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@matt_warren__ Heh. And I’ll be in Melbourne from Wednesday, thinking there’s so much more there. :) It’s win-win!

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Yes, @ApostrophePong, 2007 was indeed a big year. Let’s take it out the back and put a bullet in its head. twitter.com/ApostrophePong…

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“Rise of the welfare state”? Uhlmann reporting from his alternate reality again. Chat to some “living” on welfare? twitter.com/CUhlmann/statu…

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Mon plan: Laundry; 1124 train to Sydney; 1400 GP; haircut; errands, various; planning as required; dinner (where?); return train.

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“Pivot”? Use of this word is indicative of sheep-like behaviour. Please use better words. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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Why does this have to be so complicated? twitter.com/Patrickavenell…

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I don’t feel like rushing today. I think I’ll push the morning back an hour.

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Also, to judge by the grammar in this tweet, you need to sort me out with some remedial work. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Routine reminder: “Have YOU punched Christopher Pyne TODAY?” pic.twitter.com/jCnUUYFf6t

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Now look, Australian Arts, TV and Writing Wankers, why haven’t you organising bringing this man to our shores yet? twitter.com/BennettArron/s…

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Rob_Stott Monday pic.twitter.com/rn9NHQ9zw1

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My point is that people are “online” whether on not they’re actively pressing buttons, and that’s a vital message. @hughstephens @acmadotgov

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If you want to coordinate with me while I’m in Melbourne, check my Weekly Wrap and do the needful. stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/29…

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Just a reminder that I’ll be at Melbourne’s @PauseFest later in the week. pausefest.com.au/schedule/tech-… on this panel pausefest.com.au/schedule/the-s…

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In an age of always-on connectivity that’s like asking “How many times did you use electricity?” How do you even count? @acmadotgov (2/2)

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I haven’t read the research yet @acmadotgov, but “83% of Aussie teens go online three or more times a day” … (1/2)

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acmadotgov ACMA and @eSafetyOffice release new on teen online trends in acma.gov.au/theACMA/engage…

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Yes, the news that dribbled out of Soapyland late Friday afternoon, per his “open and honest communication” policy. twitter.com/FarrellPF/stat…

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@PaulMcEwan6 I already know that Lamotrigine is part of the plan, plus 4000mg/day of fish oil. But what else? A brain mechanic, presumably.

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@maddy_jones15 Thank you. Having a management plan for the correct condition is an excellent starting-point, I figure.

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So many important questions. I will also be doing this on Wednesday. twitter.com/erkpod/status/…

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So Americans eat this stuff, do they? It’s a savoury thing, but it’s 7% sugar. What is wrong with you people?

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Since it’s some sort of American sportsball thing, I’m having some of this Chex Mix for breakfast. Thank you, @Brocade.

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“Vacant sex discrimination”. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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I’m looking forward to finding out what @blackdoginst put into this new management plan that my GP will now have. stilgherrian.com/personal/diffe…

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Mon plan, draft: Laundry; 1024 train to Sydney; errands, various; 1400 GP; haircut; planning as required; early dinner (?); return train.

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@mokargas And probably not for the first time.

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Monday. It’s full of a gas of some kind, which is why everything is stretched like that. Monday.

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