Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 13th, 2016

deanog I’d just take one fry and hide it somewhere to make Marco lose his shit pic.twitter.com/7YvEbWSncd

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Wow I didn’t know ABC presenters were allowed this far west without a bodyguard… [Hi, Robbie.] twitter.com/robbie_buck/st…

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And on to ep 2. Happy happy stuff, @charliepick. Good work, Sir.

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Patrickavenell Teenagers in Hyde Park drinking goon - Sydney’s hottest nightclub! pic.twitter.com/TOC8Ob4VD9

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Catching up with @charliepick’s first ep of the year and being updated on the “fondling a hound” situation.

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Actually the more I think about it, the more I think this is the most important Australian political tweet ever. twitter.com/Peter_Reith/st…

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Peter_Reith I rearranged my bee hives today whilst Malcolm rearranged his ministry. Which will be the sweetest? pic.twitter.com/WOJ5S1MDAH

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CreativOptimist Go home everybody. The greatest article headline and subtitle in history has been found. pic.twitter.com/U0Z5FktVuU

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Well the first one of these went down way too quickly… instagram.com/p/BBuBxsEiFkT/

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I may have just barked further orders at the tram passengers.

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Entrammed. Also, I may have just shouted orders at the dullard passengers.

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Wow still these technical difficulties at Sydney Central station… instagram.com/p/BBt7pIcCFsg/

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Donnsta1 Oh the poor babies pic.twitter.com/SBsUgV5T2Z

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Meanwhile in Melbourne, is it? People objecting to new public transport because of imaginary hoverpedos? Jesus wept, get a fucking grip.

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Of course in the 1940s and 1950s we didn’t have obsessive media coverage of every single incident.

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Anyone who imagines Sydney streets are “dangerous” in 2016 has no sense of history, or of world geography, and can’t read statistics.

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“Irony”? Maybe, but I have zero time for anyone peddling the “spiralling violence” lie. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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The baggage carousel should so be based on Logan’s Run.

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Thanks very much to @VirginAustralia and the crew of VA859 for a lovely sunny day’s flying with Richland Pinot Grigio.

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Transmitters off. See you in Sydney.

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The view from my usual seat 29A. instagram.com/p/BBtsXdzCFrF/

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There’s fluffy dandelion seeds being blown across the tarmac at MEL. It’s rather lovely trying to chase them. Except jet intakes.

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Working towards a “middle ground” would be giving the Premier’s lies equal weight with the truth. Fuck that. twitter.com/SeanNic/status…

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No they don’t. Lockout laws are reactionary bullshit based on false claims. twitter.com/SeanNic/status…

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@DenubisX @kcarruthers They used to be called “Parliamentary Secretary”, but they assist the senior minister they’re assigned to as noted.

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Oh allegedly we are boarding soon.

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Being re-screened, because I am an arsehat and can’t count. But there’s another bar over here so all good.

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Today’s sky chariot for VA859 MEL-SYD. pic.twitter.com/9SVS5AkGnz

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@HappySinger That is terrible and you should be ashamed.

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Wait, what? Before Sunday morning? Is there no sense of tradition any more? twitter.com/MattDoran91/st…

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One must learn to resist these “urges”. twitter.com/michaelneale/s…

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Improving the forthcoming flight with MOARGIN.

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@paulkidd @CorruptNSW I’ve heard that homosexual dancing parties sometimes have perkifiers available, unlike @LaTrioli’s @BreakfastNews.

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SwiftOnSecurity Leave me the fuck alone twitter.com/slate/status/6…

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@paulkidd I’ll be in Sydney by 1730 or so… but this is all so confusing.

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Look, I always follow instructions… twitter.com/jodiem/status/…

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I present no danger.

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Does anyone remember “Land of the Giants”? instagram.com/p/BBtiQ8_iFqg/

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@scottamcintyre Cheers. I’ll definitely be back when they’re not so busy.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There was a thing almost like gravlax but not gravlax.

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Despite my scepticism, the sushi at Tetsujin is very good. Thanks for the recommendation, @scottamcintyre.

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Oh. They’re delivering water to diners in conical flasks.

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Yeah not so sure about the public urinal aesthetic… instagram.com/p/BBtZsXjiFqQ/

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Look, face facts, people. Avocado is rubbish, it always has been, and you have been taken for fools.

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I probably shouldn’t be let out in public.

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Multiple giant fluorescent cock rings! instagram.com/p/BBtYyCRCFo0/

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nwmishkin I’ve described this cartoon to people for years but haven’t seen it since again it came out in the 80s. pic.twitter.com/cjtioenew1

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Remember, everyone, ELSIVIR is an anagram of ARSEHOLE.

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NannanBay Just priceless.

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Always remember that @TurnbullMalcolm can only choose from the parts that came in the box. It’s not all his fault. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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jeremysear Paul Kelly is right to use that expression, if a bit harsh pic.twitter.com/UCrpJZGVaH

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@jeffsonstein Ah yes, I know that weapon’s history. Considered OTT for modern RAN boarding parties, I’m told.

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@expectproblems “Nimble” was the word I was looking for. Demonstrating that was what got me in trouble. But I was “encouraged” by the crew.

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@jeffsonstein The M1911 being the .45, if memory serves?

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@jeffsonstein The 9mm version of the M1911 automatic pistol.

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@expectproblems And yes, quite fun on a fine and sunny morning. Those Attack-class boats were really quite nippy.

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Knieriemen No they aren’t… they just write for InfoWorld twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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@expectproblems “This is a drill. This is a drill. Man overboard. Man overboard. Stilgherrian, you have the con.” Acknowledge, stopwatch on.

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@jeffsonstein We had Browning Hi-Power automatics and F1 sub machine guns, standard RAN issue.

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@jeffsonstein Yeah, we weren’t far enough from shore for safety rules to allow live 40mm. It was 9mm at a floating oil drum.

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@expectproblems It was on Navy Day one year. Media invited to run man-overboard drills and expend quantities of live ammunition.

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@expectproblems It was a flagged and commissioned naval vessel, yes, under power and in open waters off Port Adelaide.

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It wouldn’t be allowed these days, even with the, erm, supervision.

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Yes, for a very brief period I was left “in charge” of HMAS Aware (P 91). I only cause a little disruption. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMAS_Awar…

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@sw @SwiftOnSecurity I guess I know too much about naval radio procedures for my own good… silly RANR let me drive a patrol boat once.

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AliceAvizandum does… does wikipedia want me to fuck the pope pic.twitter.com/yqDAAMOGLw

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Ah yes, @sw, many versions of Lighthouse and Aircraft Carrier over the years… snopes.com/military/light…

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I believe this is completely fictional, actually. twitter.com/sw/status/6983…

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@EndRoadwork @mackaysuzie @PennySharpemlc No, what is conjured up is a fact. Unless you want to argue that I can’t report my own thoughts.

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@mackaysuzie @PennySharpemlc I can’t help but think their “best” might not include that bit, but maybe I’m unrealistic.

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@mackaysuzie @PennySharpemlc Well, the best they can do while being members of a political party that supports running concentration camps.

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@mackaysuzie @PennySharpemlc It’s an honest statement of fact about what the words in the name conjure up for me. [Shrug.]

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Thank you for all your Melbourne sushi suggestions. That is a very great many. I’ll stick imaginary pins into a map after another few pints.

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I can never read “Labor for Refugees” without thinking “Arbeit Macht Frei”. I’d rebrand. twitter.com/PennySharpemlc…

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@scottamcintyre That’s not Kaiten as in 回天? I hope not…

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I have no idea what is going on here or where it is, but I think I approve. twitter.com/Mulboyne/statu…

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Is there a good sushi bar in the Melbourne CBD?

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@SnarkyPlatypus The subconscious is a complicated thing. Especially in response to @SatPaper tweets.

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I don’t think Twitter was “supposed to be” anything. It was a random brainfart from a dying podcasting company. twitter.com/FruzsE/status/…

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@rpy Indeed, though she’s in the other bar.

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@jonoabroad Yeah I’m not doing any of those jokes.

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A pint of Young & Jackson Cloudy Wheat Beer. It is cloudy. And wheat. And, of course, beer. pic.twitter.com/vGq3nGXzef

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“After the next stop this tram will turn straight,” apparently.

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Kill everyone and hope nobody notices. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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Thinking up so many Dawkins jokes, none of which are tasteful. I suppose even that obnoxious arsehole deserves a little dignity.

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c_of_e Prayers for Prof Dawkins and his family twitter.com/independent/st…

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Oh, that gives me an idea…

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Just paint a fucking rainbow in the sarin canisters and you’ll have a Nerve Gas Foam Party going before you can say “Fabulous!”

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Yep, no matter how useless or evil, just pat their heads and march in their tired old parade and you’re cool. twitter.com/samesame/statu…

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vanOnselenP Opening two paras of my piece in today’s @australian theaustralian.com.au/opinion/column… pic.twitter.com/5NiU8FMlhG

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lukedez I feel you can count on the Labor Party to do the right thing once every other option has been exhausted.

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@jkite13 @joshgnosis Yep, this is what happens when you give organisations the mission of scooping up everything. They do it.

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Because if you don’t, they send The Van around again. twitter.com/NicoleWill100/…

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Sat plan, draft: Try to stop feeling dreadful; lovely lunch (where?); 1430 SkyBud; 1600 VA859 MEL-SYD; tram to Lilyfield; sloth.

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Dear Infosec Vendors, invitations to “visit our booth” at @RSAConference with no airline tickets attached are just taking the piss.

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Saturday. Stir it counter-clockwise for maximum effect. Saturday.

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