Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 14th, 2016

m1k3y SRSLY THO DO IT - I’M RIGHT HERE. pic.twitter.com/IzwJ7KPvlX

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awkwardgoogle what a time to be alive pic.twitter.com/6IXF0sM2Mp

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@0x1C @abciview So what’s vi for “You’re nicked, Son”?

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Mind you, series one of “The Bill” is also on YouTube, I see, and has been for two years. youtube.com/user/999TheBill

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Good God, @abciview has series one of “The Bill” online atm. Yes, series one. From 1984.

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RealNickHodge “Scalia was totally against Fibre. Now the NBN has a chance”

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“Emergency parenting gin” is a market opportunity, folks. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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Well here’s another memo that I must’ve missed… twitter.com/peterjblack/st…

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I have reached the point where I do not care whether things are true or false. pic.twitter.com/CWYq3UIKSc

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Oh. Adverse reactions. Je suis annoyed.

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@iain_chalmers I watched “Bliss” the other day. It’s dreadful.

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A “+250% spike in searches for ‘what is ISIS?’” in context. It’s nothing. Move along, people. pic.twitter.com/2kQ8i7xmrj

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1. 250% is only 2.5x baseline, doesn’t seem much. 2. Of COURSE people aren’t as across the news as journalists. twitter.com/Simon_Cullen/s…

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Sure, but he doesn’t have a giant robotic pig, and he can never make up for that lack. twitter.com/umairh/status/…

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“Razorback” is pretty much the best Australian movie ever.

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Gotta love a Sunday when you can genuinely use the phrase “giant robotic pig”.

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I knew some people who had the giant robotic pig from “Razorback” as their coffee table.

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It’s kinda like “Max Headroom” but for wild pigs. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Wow check the advanced computer graphics! youtube.com/watch?v=KvdoIl…

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@rachelking Australia already made this movie, and it’s called “Razorback”. youtube.com/watch?v=KvdoIl…

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Wait. @KatiePavlich is an actual political commentator? Oh. That makes it even funnier.

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So how many of these comedy events does America have before choosing a President?

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TheFix Audience boos John Dickerson for trying to make sure the facts are clear. That seems fair.

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Awww. Poor Katie thinks it’s all about dress-ups. twitter.com/KatiePavlich/s…

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What is the optimum time to gas Centennial Park to get rid of all those awful Tropfest people? Asking for a friend.

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“Relatively”.

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Where is Scalia’s social media manager in all this?

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Marilyn - Tonight with Bert Newton (1984) - part 2 youtube.com/watch?v=nwIwQW…

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Marilyn - Tonight with Bert Newton (1984) - part 1. youtube.com/watch?v=Xf7KBa…

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Bobosphere My thoughts and prayers go out to the democratic process

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Actually, Bennett J with nukes would be awesome, but maybe that’s just me.

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Well, he presumably lost weight… Mission Accomplishedtwitter.com/kcarruthers/st…j2

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Those of the Adelaide Diaspora may ponder the fact that Divine sings much like Stormy Summers speaks.

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Very more. There can never be enough, let alone too much. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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Now there’s a question! Does the previous link help? (No, probably not. Not sure where I was going with that.) twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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Oh I’d forgotten about this mix. This is why the Young People™ need to be educated about their parents’ past. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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Perram J doesn’t have nuclear weapons. twitter.com/franksting/sta…

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coliwilso OH: “I think my arse has rebooted in safe mode…”

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Wait until more arrive before setting fire to it. twitter.com/gths/status/69…

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I could, yes, and I would promise to live up to expectations. You know my number, Barry. twitter.com/jakebeckman/st…

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workmanalice Happy Valentines Day! pic.twitter.com/iEoUFWCDUe

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edbott Delete your account, @CNN. twitter.com/CNN/status/698…

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This would be fitting, America. MAKE IT HAPPEN. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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jeffsonstein I must remember this twitter.com/nerdynegress/s…

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liamvhogan The world’s first nuclear hyperpower and global hegemon, and it conducts succession plans like the Hapsburgs on acid

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@MindForgedOne @briandavidearp Who knows? The formula is a commercial secret. Could be any damn thing.

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Did you hear something just then? twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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This is indeed the incident. It should be as well-known as the Martin Place and Parramatta police station incidents. twitter.com/Andrew_Zammit/…

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@MyTinehNimjeh Yeah the false positive thing present a real risk, especially in certain gun-happy police nations I’ve heard of.

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I’d assume so, but not as a coarse secret-sauce colour grading when responding to minor real-time incidents. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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“The new way police are surveilling you: Calculating your threat ‘score’” washingtonpost.com/local/public-s… pic.twitter.com/dcFkNPJyIP

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tkonz I’ll never forget what happened when I covered Antonin Scalia in Hattiesburg in 2004. Or his apology to me @Newseum pic.twitter.com/zeZon8gQBn

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mariekehardy LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF TWITTER WELCOME TO THE SEVENTH(!) ANNUAL LIVE-TWEETING OF THE HERALD SUN VALENTINE’S MESSAGES

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Of course that disrupts the idea that terrorism is brown and Muslim, right? So the politicians will just pretend that one didn’t happen.

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I agree with @Andrew_Zammit that Peter James Knight’s attack on East Melbourne Fertility Control Clinic should be in the terrorism canon.

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Oh. I walked past the East Melbourne Fertility Control Clinic yesterday. I hadn’t realised that was the site of that terrorist incident.

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“Now that Sex Party MP Fiona Patten has your attention …”, write@MarkDapinismh.com.au/good-weekend/n…hO

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TheFix Supreme Court justices used to often die on the bench. These days, it’s very rare. wpo.st/auHB1 pic.twitter.com/k1HxXdjipj

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Last night I dreamed I was appointed GM of a gallery of South Australian history.

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TheColonial When an Australian stands up and says “Sheesh, the USA’s political system is a shambles” you know it must be _really_ bad.

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cyetain Get ready to hear a lot about the Thurmond Rule.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thurmond_…

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Has Soapy issued a tribute, or hasn’t he caught up with the American Revolutionary War yet?

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JohnFugelsang “Mere factual innocence is no reason not to carry out a death sentence properly reached.” - you know who.

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tedcruz Justice Scalia was an American hero. We owe it to him, & the Nation, for the Senate to ensure that the next President names his replacement.

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jonnot NBC NEWS JUST DROPPED THE BEST CORRECTION OF 2k16 pic.twitter.com/P5J0PXFm03

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mariekehardy You’re goshdarned right I’ll be live-tweeting the Herald Sun Valentine’s messages for the seventh year running. Watch this space. x

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How can it be 1000 AEDT already?

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Sun plan, draft: Laundry; bookkeeping; dumplings and/or duck and/or something even better; blog posts x 2; slothing, probably.

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Hilary_Barry This week’s NZ Listener proving once and for all that we should always look on the bright side of life. pic.twitter.com/IKMeyRhRRm

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Sunday. Push everything onto its side, and fetch the matches. Sunday.

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