Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 18th, 2016

Well this helps counteract Neighbours, I suppose. twitter.com/Channel4News/s…

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And for me it fades ever faster. Give me new and better drugs. No. Wait. twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…

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@jc_cummins Thanks, Jamie, I’ll catch it on @abciview in the morning.

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I’ve never understood the urge to wallow in stuff from decades in my past. Sure it was great. But keep moving, keep learning, keep evolving.

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@rashasman @Lateline Yay! I am four seconds better than you!

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Nope. Bailing from it five minutes in. Sorry, @Lateline. I know that’s unedited, but it’s just old blokes waffling.

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This is also reminding me how long half a century actually is. Struggling to persist watching it.

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God this is a mess, but the fans will gobble it up. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“In Full: John Cleese & Eric Idle speak to Lateline” youtube.com/watch?v=ryu4x2…

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@whiteswine I had assumed this. I think we all did.

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DNetchurch @jeremysear Someone here once described renting as: getting told off by a bogan half your age in a polyester tie for not cleaning your oven.

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paulwallbank About to go on ABC Nightlife to talk Virtual Reality and Apple encryption. Tune in. paulwallbank.com/2016/02/18/abc…

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@marshontap What do you think we were all doing in the 1980s?

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@whiteswine Yeah you should probably not think about some of the shit I drink when no-one can see me.

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In which an ignorant politician fails to make a logical connection between sentence 2 and sentence 3. Error. twitter.com/newtgingrich/s…

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“This ain’t going to get any better.” twitter.com/timpoliti/stat…

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@timpoliti The fact that Australian $3/bottle cleanskins are acceptable wine is something we should conceal from foreigners.

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I may be some time, @marshontap. Also, I’ll be in touch tomorrow to arrange coffee or somesuch.

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@timpoliti “Wine of Australia”, it says. Also, 2015.

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@timpoliti It’s some $3 per bottle cabernet merlot that I found in the pantry. Does the job.

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Some of the finest advice for this website ever. twitter.com/AntonyGreenABC…

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I’ll just RT this and let you lot work out the context. That said, I’d vote for “Family Fist”. twitter.com/Pollytics/stat…

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@timpoliti It’s at that stage of the evening where I’ve no idea what I mean.

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Who wears pants on radio? (Scroll back for previous discussion.) twitter.com/mattcdef2000/s…

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“Woody and Tinny Words” remains one of the most incisive linguistic insights ever. youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJs…

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@SMinney I’ve never seen “Fargo”. It’s a Monty Python reference. youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJs…

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Confirmed! I’ll be in Melbourne 29 Feb to 3 Mar for @APIdaysAU and the like. Details tomorrow some time.

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@timpoliti @gths @Steve_Lockstep Sorry, 1945. I just checked. I was relying on memory.

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@Steve_Lockstep Though now I’m even thinking that “electronic” rather than “electrical” was a significant linguistic shift.

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@Steve_Lockstep This is where we fall into the Analog Gap. Older stuff is digitised. Newer stuff is digital. All else is Mickey Moused.

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@Steve_Lockstep I was just thinking that. When were Jules Verne or H G Wells active?

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“Some of my best friends are women.” twitter.com/Pete_BIQ/statu…

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StanCarey ‘5 types of writing errors you should avoid.’ As opposed to errors you shouldn’t avoid?

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So 1960 was Peak Electronic Brain. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Electronic brains” were a 1950s and 1960s thing, @gths. books.google.com/ngrams/graph?c… pic.twitter.com/oc0ImRkaCd

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I suspect my mother still has all of mine stashed away somewhere, along with enough paper bags and rubber bands to survive a nuclear war.

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Like, how could you not be inspired? pic.twitter.com/JedQ4JxcU3

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So, geeks of a certain age… How & Why Wonder Books. How cool were theystilgherrian.com/engineering/ho…3pic.twitter.com/NITwLTYEA6A6

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@timpoliti Civil Engineering is pretty awesome. This was one of my favourite books as a little kid. pic.twitter.com/qdzrsvZ3kW

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@troyhunt @PacoBell @iain_chalmers I assume it’s safe to say an ANY security feature makes things “harder” or “slower”, not “impossible”.

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@johnb78 I have seen some of it, yes, but thanks for the reminder.

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“Slurry” is such an excellent word. Very woody.

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@NewtonMark I must admit, grinding Certain People down to slurry is an appealing image.

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Finally, the ABC is taking Lizard People seriously. twitter.com/RadioNational/…

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@jc_cummins It’s also why I love doing talking-head on TV. All these other people are worrying about it. I just walk in and talk shit.

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Have I ever mentioned that I want a tunnel-boring machine? (No reason. Why do you ask?)

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WHY ISN’T THERE A TELEVISION CHANNEL THAT JUST SHOWS THESE VIDEOS 24/7?

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Hey @ApostrophePong how come you’ve never made anything this awesome? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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You may choose to amuse yourself by going back through my radio spots (most are on my website) and guess in which ones I am wearing pants.

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This also is true. I’ve gone live on national radio naked from under my quilt. twitter.com/purserj/status…

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This isn’t meant to denigrate TV people, but merely to highlight the different requirements of different mediums. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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True. Meanwhile, folks in radio have produced six stories with a quarter the number of people. twitter.com/jc_cummins/sta…

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BennettArron Apparently the British tradition of tea and toast is in decline. I’m waiting for the right wing Press to blame it on the rise of immigrants

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Oh good. Someone has finally woken from the press gallery’s horse-race slumbers and looked at this question. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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This is why I call AU’s “detention centres” concentration camps. Look at their history. (Note: Concentration camp is not “death camp”.)

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NewtonMark If the San Bernandino shooter had enabled Touch-ID, the FBI could just cut the hand off his corpse to unlock the phone and that’d be badass.

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@reubenacciano Oh I COMPLETELY understand! I’ve been working with them for ages, and just had a brainfade. I know how embarrassed to be. ;)

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I have been reminded that this is a white Fender Jaguar, not a Stratocaster. Embarrassed. But the look still rocks. twitter.com/tsuchiya_masam…

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@dain_ger Wow, so glad. I knew cluster headaches were a thing, just tweeted as an interesting bit of folk pharmacology.

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@reubenacciano Fuck, so it is. I should know, too. Fender Australia has been a client for basically forever.

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@paulwallbank There’s one woman up here who was a “typist” in the military during WWII. We started drinking whiskeys one night. Learnt lots.

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@paulwallbank I’ll sink another bottle of red first.

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Well, I SUPPOSE @paulwallbank will be moderately OK on this… twitter.com/paulwallbank/s…

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Yeah I think I’ll go with this, at least if you want a single-tweet analysis. twitter.com/rantyben/statu…

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@rgmerk @troyhunt I got what you meant. I’m across the broad process for how one might do such a thing.

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If there is, find its GPS coordinates and slam a fucking cruise missile into it. twitter.com/flashman/statu…

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@rgmerk @troyhunt Not really. As a US consular official once told me, with a smile, “You’re an alien. You have no rights.”

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Accurate call, as far as I can tell. twitter.com/9NewsBrisbane/…

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@troyhunt @iain_chalmers It’s certainly a key question “going forward”, as they say. Next big case will be legality of unbreakable devices.

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Yep, I’ll go with this call. At least on the basis of my own, relatively limited, reading. twitter.com/bok_/status/70…

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@iain_chalmers @troyhunt I don’t know enough about that new security architecture to have an opinion. Not yet, anyway.

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@michaelneale I’m not placing bets on this one! I’ll take years and go all the way to SCOTUS.

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@candeira I battle with them daily and/or I’m a member. Probably the former, ‘cos I’m far from vegan.

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@michaelneale Well, the rest of it is position-statements etc. Apple says, broadly, of course we’ll play. But this time, no, not this.

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@stephensonhw Yeah, but AU’s PM uses TWO 737 aircraft on long-haul journeys, one for his lot and one for press.

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@troyhunt Oh my pleasure. You’ve combined all the threads, explained the forces at play, and it’s readable. Thanks.

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I’m still reading slowly, but @troyhunt’s analysis of FBI/Apple is top shelf work. troyhunt.com/2016/02/everyt…

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@troyhunt Still reading, may alter my view.

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@troyhunt Minor comment on first read: radicalisation may be just “persuaded”, but FBI would be looking for a “mastermind”. @Andrew_Zammit?

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“Everything you need to know about the Apple versus FBI case”, a @troyhunt perspective. troyhunt.com/2016/02/everyt…

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“Clarke and Dawe - A Bit of a Clean-up Around the Property” youtube.com/watch?v=Ppkwfo…

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TheCut How psychedelic mushrooms cured my cluster headaches: thecut.io/1Xz1lKF pic.twitter.com/H0rx0B9z0w

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@michaelneale That’s… misleading. ALMOND TREE DEVOURS BLUE MOUNTAINS HOMEpic.twitter.com/mnuCjrFIaQaQ

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Imagine being so useless that you couldn’t profitably run a pizza joint in AU’s highest population density areas. pic.twitter.com/Kj1twHf7rm

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I misread this headline at first. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@DanielOCnr I’m seeing a lot of informed commentary that suggests otherwise, though I’d be more than happy (very happy) to be proved wrong.

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Well if the poor bastard has to drink Pabst then I can understand… twitter.com/snare/status/7…

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Colvinius I’m absolutely certain this is satire. Well, fairly certain. Almost certain ….
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NewtonMark “We know there’s data there. We want it. Make it happen.” Well, no. That’s never been how life has worked, folks.

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NewtonMark Regarding the Apple thing: There seems to be an assumption that the FBI is simply *entitled* to whatever it wants. Why do you think that is?

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semibogan Apple are fucking great at marketing. It’s like a reality TV version of the 1984 ad

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The @s115abot has stirred back into life…

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theretronaut June 12, 1978: Partying with Grace Jones on.mash.to/24aT18o pic.twitter.com/aTPd7SuwCl

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michaelneale If github designed building access: Option 1: look in the foyer. Option 2: Surgically attach this device to your spine and replace the fluid

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@sleepingdingo The photo was taken in the front bar of the Granville Hotel after a long day of pho and heavy drinking in Cabramatta.

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Mind blown. Nurse! Bring the screens! twitter.com/mcbridesride/s…

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Burke and Wills’ record smashed. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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Meh. I’ve seen worse on George Street at 4am. twitter.com/Julie_B92/stat…

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This too could be a possibility in such a high-profile civilian case. twitter.com/passantino/sta…

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troyhunt I spent a lot of today writing up info on this Apple v FBI case. Will publish in the next couple of hours, some very interesting angles.

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@dobes @bengrubb Clearly so. I’m assuming it connects back to something I was quoted in, which is (sort of) beyond my control.

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canberratimes Giant goanna spotted heading towards Newcastle pub canberratimes.com.au/nsw/giant-goan… pic.twitter.com/OaPCfgnuLB

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I should’ve said “shoving”. Much stronger verb. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Communication is vital in the modern, digital newsroom. pic.twitter.com/dJRVD7FORs

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glengyron Hey @kanyewest would you go on ?

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Mind you, who amongst us hasn’t thought of putting Shane Warne’s head into a box of snakes?

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I can’t imagine how this could possibly have happened. twitter.com/7Sport/status/…

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These are the typos that always get you, eh? And I was muttering “19th” as I typed it. twitter.com/KevinAirs442/s…

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Hah! Brandis is no chief law officer. He’s a provincial mouthpiece arguing whatever’s six inches from his face. twitter.com/george_rekers/…

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Pretty much everyone who’s now responding with “facts” or “jokes” that are perhaps true but unrelated should punch themselves in the face.

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There. That should be enough to keep you little petals going for another few hours.

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Not that I am prone to hyperbole. Obviously. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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A millstone around the neck of any and every chance the human species has of lasting to the end of the century. twitter.com/leslienassar/s…

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“Coders” are tradespeople. At best.

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I’m not talking about “coders”. Coders are to computing science as navvies with wheelbarrows are to Sir Isaac Newton twitter.com/rwerkh/status/…

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Sorry to ruin all those action flicks for you, but movie directors aren’t up with mid-18th century technology yet.

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But wait, that won’t work. Why Because Elisha Otis invented the safety elevator in 1852. You’re safe even if all the cables are cut.

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Actually, let’s put the politicians in an elevator, cut the cables, and watch them try to use rhetoric to stop gravity (any kind) working.

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Whereas politicians seem to think that by talking at something long enough from a position of pig-ignorance it’ll change the universe.

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Engineers still use Newtonian physicals to design bridges because the Einsteinian refinements are irrelevant at that scale.

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Einstein’s work on gravity didn’t “disprove” Newton’s, but tidied up a bunch of known edge cases that didn’t make sense.

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Scientists have a very clear idea about what’s known for damn sure and what’s still up for discussion, because that’s how science works.

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Or rather, it’s like knowing that perpetual motion machines can’t work and could never work. It’s fundamental science.

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I don’t know all of computing science, of course. But some stuff is so fundamental it’s like knowing “2 + 7” is the same as “7 + 2”.

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When computing scientists say something’s “not possible”, it’s not that tech isn’t invented yet, but that an entire system of maths says so.

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“ISPs blindsided by ‘shelved’ Australian piracy code”, because yet again Brandis is not consulting properly. itnews.com.au/news/isps-blin…

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Once the tool is created there’s no way physically, technologically or organisationally to prevent its use elsewhere or even remotely. (2/2)

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Those supporting FBI access will say that the court order only applies to this one specific case, this one iPhone. But… (1/2)

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Key to understanding the Apple case: planned method is not / cannot be limited to iPhones in physical possession. twitter.com/thegrugq/statu…

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thegrugq The Apple iPhone case is not about unlocking a specific device. This case is not *this* case lawfareblog.com/not-slippery-s… pic.twitter.com/HVY8c7zwPF

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This is pretty much the best television ever. twitter.com/Jeff_Sparrow/s…

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No I thought Labor was the old lettuce. Or am I confused? twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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Not just Bronwyn Bishop, apparently. twitter.com/EssendonFC/sta…

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@Xavier_Ho Clearly we need further research.

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@Xavier_Ho ARE YOU SAYING THAT WE BUILT THE SUN WOW SO IT WAS ALIENS ALL ALONG.

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Desperate for historical roots, eh? Then how about rolling back a few centuries to clock towers and time balls? twitter.com/Xavier_Ho/stat…

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glengyron Babies. With Guac. twitter.com/newscomauhq/st…

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jbarro OMG Rubio says he likes EDM because “the lyrics are clean.” That is the most Republican case for EDM ever.

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@PollHereford @dannolan Well, it wasn’t really a hit, was it? So few copies sold.

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@PollHereford @dannolan No, that’s Eric the Tapeworm, our, erm, “friend”.

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I’m sure the US Justice Department is grateful for Senator Brandis’ input. Tim Cook is doubtless already drafting his retraction.

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@dannolan It transcends love now. It is more of a union. A merging. The Merging.

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At 0930 I stretched out for a moment to rest. Now it’s suddenly 1430 and there’s nothing but a tweet about David Bowie and a headache. How?

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A Ark. We were the second out, so the B Ark. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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And what an appropriate LOLcat it is, @Beaker. twitter.com/Beaker/status/…

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“Apple Isn’t Being Honest About Terrorist’s iPhone”, writes @snd_wagenseil, a little more balanced than the headline tomsguide.com/us/apple-wrong…

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Teachers everywhere will be so jealous, right? twitter.com/mashable/statu…

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“My film script here is worth $300 million because it’s a blockbuster action-comedy.” twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Giphy Says It’s Worth $300 Million Because It’s a Real-Time Media Platform”, writes @mathewi fortune.com/2016/02/17/gip…

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DJBentley A search engine for animated GIFs is valued ~ what Aol paid for HuffPost
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Y’know, Tim Cook’s letter to Apple customers puts the case against back doors simply and directly. apple.com/customer-lette…

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If you can get a clean shot you are authorised to fire. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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Why? Was the photo by Dorothea Lange? Jesus, people, it was a fucking tweet! Get over yourselves. twitter.com/jg_rat/status/…

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That’s OK, I’ve already got a word for them. twitter.com/darkhorse166/s…

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Catalyst_not Coming up. Chemtrails - are they turning us into lizard-people? This reptile refuses to rule it out. pic.twitter.com/c4Yti4Un2r

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“I’m free! I’m escaping my restraints!” No you’re not you stupid fucking dog. twitter.com/lilghosthands/…

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Also, when you are a dog, oblivious to the actual facts of being trapped and failing to escape from a headless man. twitter.com/lilghosthands/…

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@karinakeisler Yeah I’m kinda starting late today. :(

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Imagine a world like @evernote’s, where “productivity” is a goal that people would actually have.

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“Think bigger in 2016! Achieve peak productivity you’ve never imagined”, emails @evernote, using language and logic of penis enlargement.

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Can we perhaps get through today without people being arsehats?

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@portusprince Two humps per week do I have to do everything?

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This is why developers waste so much time. They forget to set this flag properly. pic.twitter.com/ggpkqZGjyp

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glengyron Wow. I would throw so many people down that hole. twitter.com/briedisunrepsh…

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Thursday should be called Bactrian Day.

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LaTrioli Ah, @cyndilauper stole my life! twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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@drearyclocks @SnarkyPlatypus Well you tell me! I feel dreadful and I want it to stop.

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FearDept If they don’t want to build surveillance devices to our specs, could move to Canada or Mexico. There’s no factories to leave behind.

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juhasaarinen New Zealand, Thailand, what’s the difference? pic.twitter.com/G6C9VNqe4F

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s_bridges I just saw a photo of Peter Dutton smiling and I’m going to have nightmares for the rest of the week.

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Well he’d kinda have to, right? The resemblance is uncanny, and who else has the right build? twitter.com/brentspargo/st…

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mdowd If the FBI want to get into an iPhone w/o users permission, they should ask someone who’s done it before, like U2

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NicholasFryer Uber, only for locating people who tweet that thing about “if Trump had just used an index fund” and feeding them to a hippopotamus.

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“Morrison needs the answer, not just the question (and what was the question)”, writes @latingle afr.com/news/policy/bu…

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Yes, yes, Twitter. Very funny. pic.twitter.com/Vjs8xuvP4T

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@garystark Thanks. I have reason to believe it won’t be a lasting thing. Days or weeks, not months or years.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @drearyclocks That would explain certain facts regarding that whole camel thing.

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@garystark I would ask whether anyone has ever told you you’re a truly dreadful human being but I already know the answer.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No more so than usual. And no more so than @drearyclocks.

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God I’ve been feeling crap in the mornings. I really hope I’m pregnant.

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Thursday. You know why zucchini, known to some as courgettes, have rounded ends, right? Thursday.

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