Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 20th, 2016

Excellent. I am becoming a vampire.

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Oh. Homeslice. At first I read it as “homo lice”. twitter.com/dannolan/statu…

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The worst porn in your collection. twitter.com/GordyPls/statu…

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@stevejme Very classy. It’s Biblical, in fact. An excellent literary reference. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_…

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leaantigny @andycam_ hello. I used your joke and first go it worked better than I could ever have imagined. Thanks for it. pic.twitter.com/Ot86kIIQ8f

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“Considering the future of air combat? Consider the black birds, not Blackbirds” warontherocks.com/2016/02/imagin…

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@ohsnapthread There’s some interesting interpretations there, certainly.

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NSWRFS strike team alpha after a hard day in the field in pic.twitter.com/YKLo3uc8U6

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Anyway, we’re all going to drown shortly, so it doesn’t matter. pic.twitter.com/7gQIiCX33s

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The entire website is full of excellence. pic.twitter.com/2homHrYzgF

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This is also fascinating evidence, which I think does prove the conspiracy. pic.twitter.com/qDRT6SxXvi

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This is one of the best bits of that website. pic.twitter.com/mDcWkXsXQD

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@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @weezmgk I do not have Harold Edward Holt nor know his current whereabouts.

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@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @weezmgk “Government ministers just catch fire sometimes”?

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Dear ASIO, the people discussing killing a Minister of the Crown are @NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @weezmgk. I just advocate occasional genocide.

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@NewtonMark @R_Chirgwin @weezmgk Now what else could we auction off in 1.25mm slices…? Oh hang on, I misread.

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Damn you, Earthlings! It seems you shall live for another day… pic.twitter.com/F12ehLPzWR

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This “Group 63” that Umberto Eco was part of. Italian literary movement? Or Dubai drag racing club? I want to say the literary guys, but…

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So, parents, none of you have ever daydreamed of this moment, right? twitter.com/theretronaut/s…

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@expectproblems Do it. And make sure the little fucker conks out during landing approach.

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GizmodoAU Will.i.am Thinks We’re Idiots, Makes Another Smartwatch trib.al/YMlKjlI pic.twitter.com/XnTVu9ZupS

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jdsmarshall Droid-speak helmets that let you understand other droid helmet wearers. Because being a nerd isn’t lonely enough hackster.io/vastemptinessi…

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Now look, @NicholasFryer, if you haven’t caused the creation of an Eco Truther movement by this time tomorrow… twitter.com/NicholasFryer/…

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@AbstractCode That would seem to be the logic, yes.

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NicholasFryer Sure, yeah, Umberto Eco actually died. Show me the body.

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theharryshearer Most British explanation of the week: curved croissants are too “fiddly”. nytimes.com/2016/02/20/wor…

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@expectproblems And just think, every single Arduino has more computing power than the entirety of NASA did in Apollo Mission days.

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This is definitely not a sentence that I expected to be reading today. pic.twitter.com/OJQtYfmGeA

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purserj And people say science isn’t sexy twitter.com/realscientists…

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@semibogan @GuardianAus Sadly, linkrot prevents me from listening to any of the music.

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VicGovAu 2016 Gravesite Vigils: those who served & sacrificed in the Vietnam War bit.ly/1ovIJjg pic.twitter.com/WL5fVwCyoe

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@kim_weatherall No argument there. Also, this horse is well gone.

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@McDermie Well, to re-use a sentence from a short time ago, “Yeah good luck with that.”

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@McDermie Sure, but I don’t think that’s an argument against the concept.

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@kim_weatherall Is “trademark maximalist” a term? Because “sociolinguistics” certainly is.

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Well they’re “creatives”. A diversity of views wouldn’t be their strong suit. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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Yeah good luck with that. Then again, see my immediately previous retweet. twitter.com/semibogan/stat…

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ZeddRebel Trump retweets Nazis, praises genocidal dictators, now praises mythical war crimes as real.

Godwin can fuck off, we have a live one here.

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rhysam Like joining ISIS? twitter.com/davidroads/sta…

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TwoHeadlines Pro-Cruz Robocall Attacks Trump Over Venezuela Confederate Flag

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@miss_shiny It has. The ghost of Umberto Eco is already hard at work.

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I know I am conflating two different book titles. That’s the point. (This tweet is required because stupid people.) twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Oh. Addio, Umberto. Tomorrow I shall possibly travel to have salmon in memory of you, although there is some doubt. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@miss_shiny Oh yeah, that works. Also, I’m feeling a bit ill now.

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No wait. That would be HIS “wedding finger”… I’m confused now. Is “jewel” a euphemism for “blister” or “boil” or…?

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Well I know this is the case for me. Also, the university’s rose garden. twitter.com/illuminat_us/s…

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And on top of all that, man, they’ve goddam spilt your weed EVERYWHERE! twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@LanguageLog May I draw this glorious crash blossom to your attention? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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And we all know who these “asylum seeker policy pricks” are..twitter.com/phbarratt/stat…qz

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@steven_noble Buggered if I know. Uni of Adelaide’s maths faculty didn’t teach all that much about Marxism.

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“‘Cultural Marxism’: a uniting theory for rightwingers who love to play the victim” theguardian.com/commentisfree/… pic.twitter.com/hg3JaLPTX7

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Wait, what? It was @CUhlmann spouting the “cultural Marxism” conspiracy? Lulz. Please read theguardian.com/commentisfree/… twitter.com/tomwestland/st…

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Good point. Multi-shot ICBM silos. Or maybe just a launch safety thing? twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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Only stupid terrorists, because both those phones would have the same geotrace. twitter.com/deptofaustrali…

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jason_a_w Isn’t this how you usually open a death notice? twitter.com/NRO/status/700…

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Oh this just gets better and better! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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Just in case you missed it earlier… twitter.com/MooseAllain/st…

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Well it’s certainly pretty cheesy. twitter.com/blakehounshell…

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MsLods Court docs for first 2 applications to block websites after last year’s (hasty) amendments to Au Act twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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We all hope this is true, right? twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…

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Gay folk do too, I suspect. Oh wait. twitter.com/stephencanberr…

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CTZN5 US courts assert authority to place SW engineers AND recording artists in indentured servitude—what a week
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@trentyarwood Then I’m afraid I must decline your generous offer. My sympathies, Sir.

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@dmeeze Indeed. IANAL, but I don’t see that claim lasting very long in a courtroom. Politically yes, legally no.

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So here’s me reading interpretations of a foreign country’s forensic law before 0730 on a Saturday morning. I have no life. Sulk.

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Legal question then becomes whether Apple’s need to maintain the tech and legal infrastructure for that is “reasonable assistance”. (2/2)

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My summary: FBI court order may not (directly) ask Apple to create a general back door, but to comply that’t what Apple has to build. (1/2)

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Or, as the author of that blog post on the forensics of Apple/FBI now tweets far more bluntly… twitter.com/JZdziarski/sta…

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@normative This would be relevant to your point. Not sure if you’ve seen it. zdziarski.com/blog/?p=5645

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I agree with @SwiftOnSecurity: This is a must-read for fully understanding Apple/FBI. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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In which a court-recognized iOS forensics expert explains more legal ramifications of Apple/FBI. zdziarski.com/blog/?p=5645 HT @SwiftOnSecurity

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MooseAllain Very rare shot of the Arctic Platypus pic.twitter.com/bwSosE7xiA

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agelastic What could go wrong twitter.com/Dinosn/status/…

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bradheath says Apple must help it with iPhone hack because it designed a phone to beat warrants, sold it to a terrorist. pic.twitter.com/zzVN3mmLiJ

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Right now @gcluley’s poll on Apple/FBI is running at 76% no (N=835) grahamcluley.com/2016/02/poll-t…

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And now @CSMPasscode is running a Twitter poll on Apple/FBI issue too. twitter.com/CSMPasscode/st…

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From @CSMPasscode: “Influencers: Apple should not help FBI crack San Bernardino iPhone”, a 60:40 split. passcode.csmonitor.com/influencers-ap…

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Saturday. Please pull on the string. No, just pull on it. It doesn’t matter. Pull on the string. JUST PULL ON THE GODDAM STRING. Saturday.

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