Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 24th, 2016

What? An arsehole in a grey t-shirt is the “ultimate marketing stunt”? Just how useless are you
people? twitter.com/MarketingUK/st…

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ETA Wentworth Falls 0107 AEDT.

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Anyway, we have blue uniforms and guns here now, so all’s good.

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Still, given the choice of helping a woman who’s about to be bashed and making sure your shirt doesn’t get creased Group 4 knows* the score.

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God Group 4 people are useless. For a moment there I thought I might have to deal with The Situation.

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OK, the police are here now, so they can deal with this arsehattery.

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God you people are useless.

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Is a duck better than sex?

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Oh God this chef is going to kill me.

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Just as an aside, I’m appreciating this week’s usage of the word “wankpuffin”.

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Not unless he shaves. For starters. Who even is this muppet and why would I want to have sex with him? Ewwww..twitter.com/MolksTVTalk/st…nf

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Because, you know, Greeks aren’t people? Yeah WTF? pic.twitter.com/Qg8cfb4mOR

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“They” have arrived.

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@jeamland No. Because I know. There’s some fat bald bastard sitting in my spot.

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@CosmicRami @R_Chirgwin I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN I FOUND IT.

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Why does Belt Shortener always look look like he’s about to burst into tears?

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That’s right. You should also check Catalyst. twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…

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@bbotezatu Heh. And it is going to be GLORIOUS!

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I can’t sit it the actual corner, but I am near the corner and have a view of the corner.

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Escaping the ABC. I’ll sit in the corner for a while.

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@will_ock You clearly haven’t seen me attempt household maintenance tasks.

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Does anyone else at ABC Ultimo need me while I’m here? Well,
need” is a bit strong.

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@Garth_P_Newton Ta. I didn’t have Twitter at the front. Silly me, starting a sentence and realising I didn’t have a fact I needed to end it.

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And the radio spot is done. Much speculation and feelpinions re some questions without notice, but hey if you sound confident it’s all good.

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About to talk Li-Fi on ABC @666canberra abc.net.au/news/2016-02-2… Listen at abc.net.au/canberra/ or on ABC apps.

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UTS has upgraded its campus signage to the smarts. pic.twitter.com/R4LI5aInTS

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@KrazyKarl910 Well that’s what I would’ve thought. Unless he’s Reserve and recruiting for Sydney University Regiment.

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Barking orders to bus passengers.

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Passing Uni of Sydney. It’s O-Week. The Defence Force recruiting guy isn’t exactly doing a roaring trade. He’s looking tired and dejected.

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I’d like to see Australian Story do an episode on this guy. twitter.com/wobster/status…

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wobster “Poofterism is the same as Medibank”

Wow. twitter.com/jillastark/sta…

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[Insert image of grabby hand emerging from grave.] twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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Oh FFS, @TurnbullMalcolm, did you REALLY say this? Arsehat. Sorry. “Prime Minister Arsehat.” twitter.com/seearjay/statu…

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Just an aside, I know full well what I did. That’s why I was LOLing before.

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I do love it when I receive messages like this. I will not be providing further details at this stage. pic.twitter.com/jqlmknf92V

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@ApostrophePong @WashioApp Oh dear God, you’re using a laundry app? How times have changed.

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And a separate question from how honest or how competent individuals are in doing their jobs within that framework.

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For the hard-of-thinking, that’s a separate issue from the question of how much power agencies should have in their pursuit of their aims…

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Sure, faults, real and imagined, but my impression is NSA etc folks do generally try to live up to that role of defender of democracy. (2/2)

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My conversations with people who would know about Five Eyes processes tend to support this sort of comment. (1/2) twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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SwiftOnSecurity “Hey, it’s the NSA. We can unlock iPhones.”
“Awesome! Also, we have some weed possession cases in NY we need to solve.”
“No fuck off FBI.”

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SwiftOnSecurity If the NSA can unlock iPhones, pretty sure they not going to tell the FBI so they can show off popping a worthless phone for a solved crime.

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@1c75a @Asher_Wolf @damonism True. We have more sheep than cows, IIRC.

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@michaelmeloni The app asks you to blink at a specific time. That proof-of-life stuff is being addressed.

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bigkamo In full: @mscott’s last National Press Club address as ABC managing director youtube.com/watch?v=oSKUnm…

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@Westpac If you want me to file a formal bug report somewhere, do let me know.

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@Westpac Just FYI, your iPhone app lists BSB 192-901 as Westpac T/A Bank of Melbourne, when it’s a St George business account.

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From 2015: “7 David Bowie Pics That Are So Impossibly Cool They Need To Be Offset With Tax Forms” clickhole.com/article/7-davi…

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Laughing. Truly LOLing. For SEKRIT reasons.

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Laughing. Truly LOLing. For SERIT reasons.

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I’ll be talking about Li-Fi (“100x faster than Wi-Fi”) on ABC @666canberra at 1545 AEDT. abc.net.au/news/2016-02-2…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah, I don’t think they have enough operational warheads left to run SIOP. We should be right.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yeah. Except with nuclear weapons. It’s going to be hilarious.

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It truly is Rubber Glove Week on Planet Uhlmann. We should declare a public holiday. twitter.com/Simon_Cullen/s…

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joshgnosis SBS board rejected a “friendly merger” between ABC and SBS, Scott says.

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Practice saying it, people. “President Trump.” Say it with me now. SAY IT! “President Trump.” God bless America.

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@Shckwish I’m seeing PR that says a financial sector firm is launching “selfie recognition”.

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I’m talking mobile data and battery life on @abcsouthwestwa at 1045 AWST / 1345 AEDT, so in an hour or so. abc.net.au/news/2016-02-1…

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umairh “Oh no, the planets melting down! What should we do?” “I know! Quick! Build killer robots!!!” twitter.com/ishaantharoor/…

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Which arsehole decided that facial recognition should be called “selfie authentication”? I guess “storing your face” sounded creepy, yeah?

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@ApostrophePong @WorldBank @ABSStats Well, it’s my background reading now. I’ll see what emerges.

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@parisbcowan I hope you remembered to take popcorn.

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This is pretty much what I expected. twitter.com/jamesmassola/s…

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@ApostrophePong Now THAT would be an analysis I’d like to see! Does @WorldBank create its own data, or rely on @ABSStats etc?

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@expectproblems Well I’m just glad you’re managing to stick to your New Year Resolution of giving up testosterone. ;)

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I see that @expectproblems is causing chaos again. I approve. My God, I so approve.

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@ApostrophePong Well I did a flick through just now, and it looks very interesting. It arrived last week, but I only just got to Sydney.

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@mgianarakis Ah, well, I’ve never been on a date with @0x1C. At least not a date date.

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Ah, my bedtime reading has arrived from @WorldBankPhotos! Thanks, @ApostrophePong. instagram.com/p/BCJkyXSiFvR/

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As the inbound train stops at Stanmore. Close but no banana, car D6303. instagram.com/p/BCJiV0PCFqg/

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This must be the special part of the form for Chris Uhlmann. twitter.com/dannolan/statu…

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SofieHagen I think this is the saddest thing anyone has ever not replied to. pic.twitter.com/Sj235x6TuD

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I can confirm that, yes, somebody is pimping 8G mobile. pic.twitter.com/4zl3mZsWZh

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No, YOUR ovaries. Do it now. Is your webcam on? twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/sta…

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And yes Dear World, in Australia there’s a town called Humpty Doo. Don’t ask. We have enough to deal with just now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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If you have a house, it will be worth less. If you want a house, it will cost more. The balloons will collapse until it bursts.

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The dog ate my tax policy.

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In which Ass Minister O’Dwyer clarifies that under Labor prices will go both up and down, that is the official line. twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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Gosh. I remember being in a station ident for [V] saying something about Annie Lennox’s sex appeal. twitter.com/mumbrella/stat…

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Because this is Australia. What more reason do you need? twitter.com/damonism/statu…

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Political frottage is OK while it feels good, I guess. twitter.com/leslienassar/s…

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csoghoian The Director of National Intelligence, in addition to being a liar, violates copyright law. twitter.com/Cryptomeorg/st…

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dannolan I reckon if we had a dog as prime minister it would be very tough on the islamic state rt if agree

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Sleep peacefully, ladies and gentlemen… pic.twitter.com/LiLzmwrUcA

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joshgnosis Bernardi to Shorten: “At least I’m honest, Bill.”

Shorten: “At least I’m not a homophobe, mate.”

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@dr_nic I’m a professional, Nic. You need to lift your game.

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Work on the new elevators continues at Wentworth Falls station. pic.twitter.com/zG4iQ7VBJg

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@jeamland I’ve seen something very similar for sale in Cronulla. True story.

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@dr_nic For watching it? I’ve watched the entire thing about five times now.

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Reminder: UKIP has released the greatest music video of all time. youtube.com/watch?v=BBi-KX…

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shalailah Strap in, guys. Today is going to be hectic. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

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@semibogan @xntrik “Australia. Putting the cunt back in country…”

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These photos really do* make the future seem so very appealing… twitter.com/Lobes/status/7…

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@Lobes @paulwallbank I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

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TheOnion Leather-Clad Ted Cruz Greeting Voters At Reno-Area Fetish Club theonion.com/r/52415tsd pic.twitter.com/Dk8uaqYqT1

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@JohnnyRoosevelt @paulwallbank Let’s deal with one crime against humanity at a time, eh?

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@schnuckster A whack? A hit job. An assassination.

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paulwallbank The tech industry’s wrinkled white penis problem in one photo. pic.twitter.com/uneGBIWxvp

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@ozdj I see what you did there.

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@paulwallbank @NewtonMark To be clear, Huawei Australia, not the parent company.

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@ozdj A video game where the FBI whacks the seal? Illegal assassinations, eh? Hmmm…

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@NewtonMark @paulwallbank Alexander Downer is on the board of Huawei Australia, just as an aside. Also, he holds a CAMS racing license.

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lankian When marginalia poses fundamental questions: Is cheese rational? chethamslibrary.blogspot.fr/2012/06/is-che… -from 2012 pic.twitter.com/DHFAMzWiNv

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graham_euan Highlights seriousness and scale of VN’s effort to bolster maritime defences. twitter.com/diplomat_apac/…

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@apnic Thanks for the heads-up. I’ll see if I can con someone into paying for my travel.

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Wow, the FBI has a seal? Seals are cool! Oort! Oort! Oort! Oort! Oort! twitter.com/sfmnemonic/sta…

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They’re great. Just start using them on anyone who looks a bit iffy. “He’s fat, at risk of diabetes.” ZZZAP! Sorted. twitter.com/abcnewsAdelaid…

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This IS a winner, yes. Also, I really should start going to APNIC meetings. twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…

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Ah, so THIS is why Turnbull told someone off for speaking over Lenore, eh? twitter.com/shalailah/stat…

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@sylmobile Does it matter? Anyway, I really quite like Blue Poles. I’ve sat and looked at it for ages.

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@dannolan You wash your damn mouth out, Son.

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fakeedbutler This. We found it. History’s greatest tweet. twitter.com/supercatsimon/…

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TheOnion Visit theonion.com to see more from the standard bearer of global journalism. pic.twitter.com/dWUEDs2YOm

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Geoff. No. Don ‘t. Please don’t. twitter.com/juhasaarinen/s…

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@GonzoHacker Emoji IS plural. Like gelati. Singular is emojo, like gelato, from e-mojo. Electronic mojo, to show how much mojo you’ve got.

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Now is this where I say “sheeple”?

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Or as parlour game, see who can invent the most convincing spookland conspiracy theory to explain what’s on TV.

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A fun little game to play with your friends is “Guess which TV programs are funded by the CIA?” Or Russia’s FSB. Or whichever.

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It’s a lovely irony that the $1.3M to buy Blue Poles was approved by anti-CIA prime minister Gough Whitlam. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_11…

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For those who don’t know the Jackson Pollock story: “Modern art was CIA ‘weapon’” (1995) independent.co.uk/news/world/mod… (2/2)

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While I agree, and while I love Blue Poles, let’s not forget that Jackson Pollock was CIA-funded propaganda. (1/2) twitter.com/trishcahill/st…

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juhasaarinen Rascally route robbers ravaged pic.twitter.com/HB119m3d4V

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Wed plan, draft: 0934 train to Sydney; comms and research en route; errands, Enmore and CBD; lunch (where?); return; work en route TBA.

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@munin Indeed. It’ll be a fascinating ride these next few years.

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Struggling through the nausea and getting out of bed. Soon, there will also be pants.

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@StanCarey I seem to recall that the movie was rather good, but it was a while back.

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@BundyB The dancing is particularly sinful.

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JUST WATCH THE VIDEO AND LISTEN TO THE BEAUTIFUL SINGING AND EVERYTHING WILL BE LOVELY AGAIN.

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Good morning. While you slept, UKIP released the greatest music video of all time. youtube.com/watch?v=BBi-KX…

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@MikeCarlton01 A tax on gay kids and the elderly for being a burden on God.

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Wednesday. There’s still a bit in the corner of your mouth. Wednesday.

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I’m retweeting this because it’s the best music video ever. twitter.com/TheMediaTweets…

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What? I’d seen the name but always thought Liam Fox was in a band or was a gay porn star. twitter.com/JonnElledge/st…

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@soundofsam @guytaur @JoeTrippi @NPR Thanks. I guess we’ll see how it plays out soon enough.

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@MattTailby @simonster69 @mtaibbi Yep, you’re the auto-complete if you start with “mattt” not “mt”. Have a good one.

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PulpLibrarian Can The H-Bomb Stop Sex? Sir! A Magazine For Males, October 1954. pic.twitter.com/3fE7fowu9E

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People just start bleeding sometimes.

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Oh FFS now there’s blood everywhere. (No, I’m not explaining why.)

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Exactly. All that big text needs to be brightened up using Word Art. twitter.com/ClintonDucas/s…

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hotdogsladies I can’t recommend mentally reading every Medium post in the voice of Comic Book Guy because once you start wow is it ever hard to stop.

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Also, President Trump and I are kinda on the same wavelength. twitter.com/IndyUSA/status…

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