Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 26th, 2016

Thai TV has restrictions on “cigarettes being smoked, alcohol being consumed, or guns being pointed at people.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixelizat…

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And yet cigarette ads are banned in Thailand, and movies on TV have lit cigarettes pixellated out. twitter.com/Colvinius/stat…

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@Asher_Wolf @samhighley @CompleatCunt @NewtonMark This is thrilling stuff. We should get all the commenters to Emu Plains to watch the fix.

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“Some of the 1,100 other comments referred to the technician who installed the utility box as an ‘a***hole’.” Today we are all cable guys.

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@Asher_Wolf @NewtonMark See? You’re not better than we are, Asher!

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This is a good moment to mention that some Korean researchers have invented an “enhance” button. arxiv.org/pdf/1511.04491… (PDF)

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@NewtonMark @samhighley Well, we need to go to Emu Plains. We have a name. We could get the address.

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@NewtonMark Wait. I retract my paint splash comments. There’s spots of paint all over the water stuff.

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@NewtonMark Why am I doing forensic image analysis at 2222 on a Friday night?

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@NewtonMark There’s a paint splash on the hose’s adapter, none on the newer adapter.

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@NewtonMark The vertical water pipe looks like it’s been pushed to the right after the wall was last painted.

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@NewtonMark Now, yes. The valve is attached with a very new-looking adapter. The timeline of events isn’t clear though, is it?

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michaelneale Tequila is basically a vegetable.

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Here’s more about that Telstra installation vs tap photo. It’s in the Daily Mail, so real enough for a Friday night. twitter.com/paulwiggins/st…

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@paulwiggins Thanks. I’m tweeting from my phone without my glasses on, and with fuzzy brain, so am slow to do stuff

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@paulwiggins Perhaps. But if it’s real it’s just presumably “twat contractor”, which happens. I’m already losing interest.

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Say portal to me like you’d say it one of your French girls, @andrewdotnich!

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@paulwiggins I won’t post the link here just now because I don’t know how to make sure I’ve removed any personal identifiers from the URL.

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@paulwiggins My source just sent me the direct link and says “Telstra replies today referring to the fix”

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@paulwiggins Well it may still be bullshit, of course. I should’ve given it a check before posting. But if it’s a fake it’s a good one.

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@jplonie Are you saying that tap delivers Miracle Water?

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That photo was posted by “Tammi Marti (rando) onto Telstra’s FB page, Feb 20th 3:35pm”, I’m told. Don’t have a Facebook account to check.

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I’ve just been sent this example of excellent* Telstra installation work. Customer can’t turn on their tap now. pic.twitter.com/zIZ9bKeSQo

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@chrisdubrow @paulwiggins Bretton Woods sounds like a rural French gay porn star.

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@chrisdubrow @paulwiggins I know bugger all about economics (in Australia I could be Treasurer!) but yeah that moustache is a glory.

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Hey if you’re asking me how @sportsbetcomau’s rules work, maybe ask them not me. Or just look on their website.

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@paulwiggins No, I really did. Didn’t notice my mistake until I clicked through.

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Oh. I thought this said “Kanye’s legacy”. Disappoint. twitter.com/paulwiggins/st…

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@BlogsofWar True, it probably doesn’t look quite as hilarious close up.

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@BlogsofWar If there was a joint market, Trump for President and Kanye West for Nobel Peace Prize, I could see that working.

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That’s enough. @sportsbetcomau isn’t paying me or anything.

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Current @sportsbetcomau odds for Eurovision Song Contest winner: Australia at $12.00 pic.twitter.com/wL4oNKYmwb

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Current @sportsbetcomau odds for US Presidential Election (thanks, @_midofo_): Clinton $1.72; Trump $3.50; etc. pic.twitter.com/eDcOKivg3o

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Current @sportsbetcomau odds for Nobel Peace Prize winner: Kanye West at $501.00 is looking tasty. pic.twitter.com/pm3NS0Qpy3

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Current @sportsbetcomau odds for First country to find alien life: Australia $7.50; read the rest yourself. pic.twitter.com/U1EmBmFiSK

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Current @sportsbetcomau odds for “When will Julian Assange leave the Ecuadorian Embassy?” pic.twitter.com/du1GBsYRWL

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Current @sportsbetcomau odds for Coalition leader at election: Well, it’s a big field, but Turnbull is $1.02 pic.twitter.com/nYdMrbvAQw

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Current @sportsbetcomau odds for Labor leader at election: Bill S $1.18; Plibersek $5.00; Albo $7.00; Rudd $501.00 pic.twitter.com/DXqOVIQN8A

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I do like the fact that @sportsbetcomau has a separate category “Jacqui Lambie Extra Markets”.

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Current @sportsbetcomau odds for Australia’s federal election: Coalition $1.14; Labor $5.50 pic.twitter.com/H4ZslE2rSF

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Current @sportsbetcomau odds for result of Same-Sex Marriage Referendum: Read ‘em yourself. pic.twitter.com/bUkkSt1HJR

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Current @sportsbetcomau odds for Lambie Network Senate Seats: 0 $1.45; 1 $4.00; 2 $8.00; 3 $17.00; Four+ $15.00 pic.twitter.com/xIEanfGQWH

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Current @sportsbetcomau odds for winning President’s party: Democrat $1.62; Republican $2.37; Independent $23.00 pic.twitter.com/J5bjmYevKF

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Current @sportsbetcomau odds for Democrat nomination: Hillary Clinton $1.12; Bernie Sanders $6.00; Joe Biden $26.00 pic.twitter.com/PKaBN8ZRYI

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Current @sportsbetcomau odds for Republican nomination: Donald Trump $1.40; Marco Rubio $3.00; Ted Cruz $34.00 pic.twitter.com/ByL8b3GOv3

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Mr @firstdogonmoon’s cartoon is about puppies and arseholes, but I also enjoyed this bit. theguardian.com/commentisfree/… pic.twitter.com/hvscFt0FDj

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@marcuskelson Yesterday I wasn’t out of bed until about 1000, and slept through much of the afternoon.

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@marcuskelson I have not. I’ve had two naps/sleeps of 90 and 60 min, about to have another, and have accomplished almost nothing.

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thegrugq Holy shit, what if ISIS collapses before the US elections? “Obama’s strategy worked” would be hilarious! XD twitter.com/IraqiSecurity/…

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SimonMaloy all this argument over Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer misses the larger point that yes he is

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You know, America, if The Liberal Media Conspiracy™ now does a whole week about how terrible President Trump is, he WILL win.

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parisba More from the same guy: “I use Samsung so that American law can’t touch me”

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parisba OH in bus mall: “Apple is buying Android so they can encrypt it”

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THE_REAL_JMOORE For help or information, call Lifeline 131 114 or beyondblue 1300 224 636. twitter.com/kfcaustralia/s…

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I think I’ve had this train guard before. twitter.com/cheshireb/stat…

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@TomWKoch How can you call yourself a writer if you don’t know what delirium tremens is? I am shocked and appalled. But 5 from 6 is good.

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I got 3 from 6, which ain’t bad for an antipodean with this very local NYC slang. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Hey Sport! ​Know Your Old New York Slang?”, being a brief quiz. nytimes.com/interactive/20… HT @bgzimmer

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@franksting Maybe he pulls in the punters? I have no idea.

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TwoHeadlines Jimmy Savile Tried a Girl Scout Thin Mint and Spit It Out in Disgust!

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Maybe someone could pop one of these over to Fairfax Media? theguardian.com/commentisfree/… pic.twitter.com/QdBrARln9c

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@bbotezatu You’re quite right, Bogdan, what was I thinking?

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@leslienassar So? There’s photos and videos of me firing military weapons too.

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Thank you, America, for making the end of my working week so, so special. I LOVE YOU ALL.

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Well obviously. Say it with me once more. “President Trump.” Canada had better start saving for that wall. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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@JohnBirmingham @mpesce Well I can tell you for a fact he’s not. [Pouts.]

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So for my next podcast, I might just do a straight read of the news headlines.

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mpesce I would say that this election has just jumped the shark, but that moment is now lost in the mists of time… twitter.com/Gawker/status/…

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“Time to fire him: Donald Trump is unfit to lead a great political party”, writes a panicky @TheEconomist economist.com/news/leaders/2…

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@dobes @joshgnosis Well, he hasn’t changed his mind in 0.7 centuries or more. He needs a bloody palaeontologist to remember how it’s done.

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See? @jeremysear gets it. I don’t know why all you lot don’t get this simple concept. twitter.com/jeremysear/sta…

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Perhaps this should be my podcast title. pic.twitter.com/JNdhqiwvU1

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cosmopsis here’s the view of this debate from Saturn in case you need to be soothed right now pic.twitter.com/MWRPwaWD07

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Soapy has such a pre-war idea of HR governance. And by “pre-war” I mean the Boer War. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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There’s the usual crimson rosella crew, and those kookaburra trollbirds earlier too.

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This is an eastern yellow robin. pic.twitter.com/XRaM9o65KM

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This is a New Holland honeyeater. pic.twitter.com/FnTqdPdtHh

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Here’s the eastern spinebill, male and female. pic.twitter.com/zRq1OYmO3g

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This is a red-browed finch. There’s four or five outside right now. pic.twitter.com/gEaBRanNg6

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Seen in the last 2 mins outside the window at @bunjaree: Red-browed finch, eastern spinebill, New Holland honeyeater; eastern yellow robin.

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DrRimmer admits is a Mickey Mouse IP Agreement made in Hollywood @doctorow boingboing.net/2016/02/25/dis… pic.twitter.com/h9E2Fi5hEm

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joshgnosis Interesting writing on the whiteboards in the background. twitter.com/JacquiLambie/s…

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@jperlow Can’t. I have the following line in my hosts file.
0.0.0.0 vine.co

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Oh. Another thing. Does anyone want to hear about my explosive diarrhoea?

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Jeff_Sparrow One shouldn’t laugh but Trump really is the greatest troll ever twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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Yeah, so @dobes lets me get away with a lot of shit, but I do have boundaries. twitter.com/skwashd/status…

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Ah yeah, I guessed correctly. It’s a @mtaibbi line. When you’re in Hunter S Thompson’s old job, there are standards. twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…

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paulkidd Oh good lord this is incredible. rollingstone.com/politics/news/… pic.twitter.com/gqJTjSJ47U

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I know this isn’t very agile or nimble of me, but there’s a lot of smoke and mirrors in play here.

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I can’t do this in 90 minutes. Not if I’m going to make complete sense of the Defence Industry Policy Statement. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@JuliusFlywheel @JohnBarronUSA This is the live debate right now. Multiple people just tweeted the quote.

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How can I be expected to write about Australian defence industry reforms when AMERICA IS IN FLAMES.

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Right. I have 90 mins to turn all the jumbled thoughts and feels in my head into a @zdnetaustralia column. Well, maybe not ALL of them…

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Oh this is rather important, I think. Ping @R_Chirgwin. twitter.com/dpmc_gov_au/st…

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@umairh I’m finding it hard to tear myself away, and I’m just watching the tweets!

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To be clear, this is @umairh not live-tweeting the debate thingy. Just imagine if he were! twitter.com/umairh/status/…

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umairh trump suddenly became the most sensible person on stage, either i’m in an alternate reality or now we’re reallllly fucked.

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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micnews When the closed captioning on CNN has given up pic.twitter.com/KNdOYcL9YC

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sfmnemonic I’ve always been taught to” kill people with kindness,” but my temperament gets me only partway through that.

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I think @JohnBarronUSA is having way too much fun.

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“Bjorn’s make up tips for blackface” youtube.com/watch?v=ALudjI…

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@savourybanana Ah, but “quite recently” is not “today”. I hope everybody’s got the memo.

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TheFix Epic troll twitter.com/dtoddharris/st…

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Words you may not hear this election campaign: “debt and deficit emergency”, “budget repair”, “back to surplus”. twitter.com/jacobgreber/st…

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UK angle: “Uproar as MoD brings in US giants to manage military procurement” (Aug 2014) independent.co.uk/news/business/… twitter.com/tim_rutter/sta…

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@tim_rutter @rgmerk @danielhurstbne Thanks very much. This is another piece to the puzzle that was slowly resolving into my mental picture.

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OK, I am really doing that 15 minutes of fresh air thing now.

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Dear America, I just may be able to help you… for a pricetwitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…9a

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I think I need to pop outside for a breath of fresh air, because this is all becoming far too complicated.

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I really shouldn’t have seen this tweet today, of all days, because I have quite enough to think about already. twitter.com/cuttlefish_btc…

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umairh la la la i will not tweet the debate

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GreenJ this was always going to be a problem. twitter.com/sophbenj/statu…

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@tim_rutter @rgmerk Orly? Any hints? Or, you know, just tell us?

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At first I read this as “How the White House lost McCain in Gitmo” and thought, yeah, they should be more careful. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…

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So @umairh has seen the future, and I love it.

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umairh i’m not gonna tweet this debate, the race (and future) is essentially over. i’m gonna go do something more fun, like file my teeth off.

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umairh in this debate, trump will sacrifice a live baby on stage, eat its heart, become one with the astral demons, and open a portal to heaven.

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jeamland Just a reminder of the character of @GChristensenMP pic.twitter.com/YxgK1h7a7X

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Yes, we should all have carefully words that we choose. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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All this stuff is from the 2016 Defence White Paper portal. Or hub. One or the other. Or both. defence.gov.au/Whitepaper/Lin…

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To be clear, all this is from the Defence Industry Policy Statement. Note the word “industry”. twitter.com/perrynfowler/s…

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I used to love making paper boats too. twitter.com/WarOnTheRocks/…

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This is Turnbull’s “understanding”? Isn’t he the one making the decision? twitter.com/shalailah/stat…

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This is from the Defence Industry Policy Statement defence.gov.au/Whitepaper/Doc… (PDF). Have a squizz, let me know if you see anything of note.

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bengrubb Everyone knows you need a portal to facilitate a hub. Otherwise the spams and scams WILL COME through the hub twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Wow. The Turnbull government is damn serious about defence innovation. We’re going to have a hub AND a portal. pic.twitter.com/NLlT67W2sI

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Beaker The only definition of Cloud you need: Are you doing it or arguing about it? If it’s the former: Cloud. If the latter: NetWare or not Cloud

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alex_c_lee Literally nobody asked for this pic.twitter.com/2NTXTbebiZ

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This should happen pretty much immediately. twitter.com/RealNickHodge/…

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I assume the AU$500 million for the “Next Generation Desktop program” is Windows Vista.

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This is notable for the phrase “pumping up its cyber”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“Defence to invest over AU$5b in cyber and IT to rectify under-investment”, writes @dobes zdnet.com/article/defenc…

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Meanwhile, here’s Australia’s 2016 Defence White Paper. Why not READ it before criticising it? defence.gov.au/Whitepaper/Lin… Arsehats.

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It’s a risk I’ll just have to take. twitter.com/johnb78/status…

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I’ve now added “sub(s)” and “submarine(s)” and “collins” to my mute filters because there’s just too many Instant Fucking Experts.

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Jeffwni If I had a pet starfish, I’d call it Enterprise.

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normative Mylar bags, if they’re comics. For film, streaming is largely mooting the need to deal with physical media. twitter.com/newyorker/stat…

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RIght. A coffee, and then I’ll star… I mean finish writing this thing fo@zdnetaustraliaia.

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@dobes You are making me cry. Anything can be a spaceship with enough imagination.

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@yinettesys @juhasaarinen Calm down. And/or appreciate the thinking of WWII recruitment planners.

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@expectproblems You are most kind. I have of course read the story of the K-class subs, and I think it’s great. We need more steam things.

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@dobes I actually think that was a good analogy, just poorly delivered by the wrong messenger.

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Hipsters are good for two things. 1. Mixing cocktails (but don’t let them speak). 2. Target practice.

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And once again I’ve been distracted from my actual work by submarines. Sigh.

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Fun fact 4 of 2. I’m sure @ASPI_org and @LowyInstitute have some good stuff on the regional submarine arms race on their websites. Go look.

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Oh, why not. Fun fact 3 of 2, given it’s topical. “Asia’s Killer Submarine Boom” warisboring.com/articles/asia-…

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Idea: Wait until all the hipsters are there and then turn it back into a melting pot. twitter.com/ApostrophePong…

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This should so be a cyberhouse. Opportunity wasted, people. twitter.com/nazzer/status/…

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GonzoHacker I don’t write open letters, I write free/libre letters

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@rohan_p @joshgnosis @simonhackett @BruceBillsonMP Though mostly that shit is about wine and Coopers Sparkling Ale.

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@rohan_p @joshgnosis @simonhackett @BruceBillsonMP The Uni of Adelaide Computing Science Diaspora knows shit. ;)

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@jturner_ibrs It’s a deal! And as for catching up, at the very least that’s in Canberra in a couple weeks, I think.

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@Rhydwyn Ta. I’d also assumed fast factorisers were a “not discovered yet” thing. (Well, unless NSA has one.) Haven’t read this guy’s CV.

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@FakeDanTosello @scott_thewspot @joshgnosis @simonhackett Well, i hope we’ve been interesting enough for you guys. :)

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@simonhackett @joshgnosis Heh. Indeed. So @BruceBillsonMP is doing good local MP work, in a way. But there’s so much here. Sigh.

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@simonhackett @joshgnosis Oh course. [Nods.] And Josh has spotted a better political rationale. 2Mbps is still better than 56k dialup.

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@simonhackett @joshgnosis Oh of course. So no line test, no calc, just plug it in and turn it on? And if it don’t work you refund them?

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@simonhackett @joshgnosis It’s resurfacing because it’s an election year, I’d say. “We don’t need no NBN, we have magic DSL tweaks!”

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@simonhackett @joshgnosis Basically, you just do a line test, taking a minute or so, rather than a paperwork limit, yeah?

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@simonhackett @joshgnosis Gotcha. I don’t need your email then. :)

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@joshgnosis Oh fuck well if @simonhackett is on the case I’ll just STFU now. (Hi, Simon.)

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@joshgnosis @Telstra @BruceBillsonMP That said, I don’t know how much of that can be done in software. DSL splitter filters need changing?

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@jturner_ibrs So kinda akin to @MikePBurgess’ attribution distraction, but at the packet level? Or is my sarcasm detector faulty today?

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@joshgnosis @Telstra @BruceBillsonMP The result is less bandwidth for analog voice, but more DSL channels.

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@joshgnosis @Telstra @BruceBillsonMP Par 2 under “Operation”. Start allocating DSL channels from lower frequency. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_s…

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@joshgnosis @Telstra @BruceBillsonMP I know what could be done, but I’m just checking docs to make sure I have the terminology right.

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TheOnion Woman Struggling To Contort Dreams, Ambitions Into Shape Of Dental Technician onion.com/21uYrsN pic.twitter.com/ZrqadZ4NNt

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Fri plan: Writing and cybering for @zdnetaustralia (very soon); deal with comms backlog; schedule everything for next week and beyond; TGIF.

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Sydney should just apologise generally. Each and every week. twitter.com/noeltowell/sta…

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Yes. Show ‘em a screenful of Wireshark data, and ask them to talk you through it. twitter.com/max_au/status/…

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I mean, this doesn’t surprise me, @jturner_ibrs. But it does show just how very, very deeply we are fucked.

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Um, @jturner_ibrs, you’re saying there’s people in infosec that don’t know how to analyse a packet dump, aren’t you. twitter.com/jturner_ibrs/s…

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Suddenly more interested in startups. twitter.com/NicoleWill100/…

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glengyron Stacked the pod coffee dispenser to experience order and meaning in my life.

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@Shckwish That’s because they’re SEKRIT.

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Shouldn’t be THAT hard. There’s only two categories. “Crap” and “Really Crap”. twitter.com/cyberwar/statu…

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colinfry666 Sign: CYCLISTS USE LEFT SHOULDER

Have road engineers ever watched somebody ride a bike or even have a basic knowledge of anatomy?

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@Shckwish Sure. But if learning about something mildly useful and new is mindblowing… wait until they see the Lizard Duck Soldiers.

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jdub Uh, w-w-wow. pic.twitter.com/GuBEYS3Led

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Struggling back to the vertical.

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I suspect that this is very good advice indeed. twitter.com/WarOnTheRocks/…

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The threshold for some people’s “minds” to be “blown” is frighteningly low. twitter.com/peterjblack/st…

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MikeCarlton01 Bet they were impressed with your shiny new uniform. Did you take the Taser to show them? twitter.com/ABFComm/status…

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Ah, the current morning ritual! Insomnia then sleepiness, done. Nausea, done. Breakfast. yum. Then agitation, tremors, drowsiness. Baxoon.

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So, @michaelneale, you’re saying that it jumped through time? youtube.com/watch?v=k8LdRJ… [Bows.] twitter.com/michaelneale/s…

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Wait. Ramps don’t have notches, do they. Crying now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Apple/FBI ramps up another notch… twitter.com/ZDNet/status/7…

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@tveastman Heh. Bravo. And yes, you’re being a little dickish. ;)

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@GreenJ @RNSundayExtra Oh I’ll pop down and throw rocks then.

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@jdub That’s why I’m interested to see if @BOM_au has updated the rest of their maps at bom.gov.au/jsp/ncc/climat…

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@jdub Yep, the subtropical maritime climate band (think Byron Bay / Coffs Harbour) is moving down the coast to (probably) include Sydney.

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Hey @BOM_au, have you got updated versions of these maps, say with 1985-2015 data? bom.gov.au/jsp/ncc/climat… pic.twitter.com/bcfzjGqrkn

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I’ve been waiting for these. Climate classification is usually done over 30y of data. A 15y block is damn useful. twitter.com/RichardMcLella…

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And in typical Darwin style, “Oh. A crocodile. Meh.” twitter.com/1057darwin/sta…

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@LaughlinDawes @orenfalkowitz @Area1Security And also if the people operating things weren’t all, y’know, ROCKET SCIENTISTS AND TEST PILOTS.

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Well it’s certainly better if it’s hard, I’ll say that much. twitter.com/Viss/status/70…

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I have always wondered this, Cheryl. twitter.com/gattaca/status…

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In the world’s greatest superpower, in 2016, this is how the lawmakers learn about things. Just like in 1787. twitter.com/Billwrightv/st…

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Hey Cyber Folk, @orenfalkowitz @Area1Security has solved it. “Why Cybersecurity Isn’t So Complicated” fortune.com/2016/02/09/cyb… HT @Beaker

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@juhasaarinen OK, now I’m quite confused. Perhaps we should both have a coffee and regroup.

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@juhasaarinen Oh, I meant RSA the algorithm, not the company or the conference. But yeah, that too I guess.

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@OrkneyLibrary My very great pleasure. But don’t let me interrupt !

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I’d like to applaude @OrkneyLibrary and its continuing tradition of being, you know, insane.

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OrkneyLibrary Some libraries would close in a hurricane but we’re staying open (until 9pm). Come along at 7pm and join the first ever

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Hmmm. This breakfast looks more like the result of a rural tractor accident than modern cuisine.

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@tveastman Pretty much what I figured. Thanks. [Continues cooking breakfast.]

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@sylmobile @mpesce Oh that’s a point. I’n just being lazy and frying everything.

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As George Orwell once wrote, “Three eggs.”

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@mpesce I have no bacon and no bread. But I have sausages and eggs and mushrooms.

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@sylmobile @mpesce Well, except for the $5 martinis at Li Po on Grant Av. That is the only thing.

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@sylmobile @mpesce There is nothing of value in San Francisco.

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To be clear, I am not pregnant.

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Before implementing that plan, I need to have some breakfast, however. Experience now shows that that’ll help with the nausea.

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Fri plan, draft: Writing and cybering for @zdnetaustralia; laundry; deal with comms backlog; schedule everything for next week; TGIF.

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Hey crypto folk, this guy’s claim to have a fast prime factorisation engine. Whaddya think? End of RSA? linkedin.com/pulse/rsa-begi…

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NicCageMatch Overheard a woman telling another woman “It’s $150 and she supplies all the turtles” and whatever it is, I’m in.

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Great news for everyone planning on going to 1970 this season. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…

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jeffchu “Your heritage” twitter.com/dcexaminer/sta…

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umairh i agree, as i’ve said often i think basic income is one of about three ways out of stagnation. :) twitter.com/2noame/status/…

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GonzoHacker I need more verbs

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HannahMGeorge What a shitty sequel. pic.twitter.com/ucRXP2VQWF

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@chrisjrn Is that because it could be a m00se?

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Friday. Mate, that’s a donkey. You can’t do that. Why? WHY? Why do you think? Because it’s a donkey, FFS! What is wrong with you? Friday.

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