Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 28th, 2016

@jonkudelka @cathywilcox1 Oh. Then I am at a loss, and cannot help the nice lady.

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@smperris “Should” is such a complicated word…

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I am watching “The Wizards of Aus” episode 1, and I am enthralled. youtube.com/watch?v=yv3Ded… pic.twitter.com/kAWQx6xiib

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kcarruthers We’re fucking doomed if the millennials start to act like boomers.

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@KrazyKarl910 @Asher_Wolf We can perhaps come to some arrangement.

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@KrazyKarl910 @Asher_Wolf While a requiem mass is a beautiful ceremony, I lack the being-a-Christian bit. I think Asher does too.

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A: “That’s not a rabbit. That’s a hare.”
B: “It’s a cunt, that’s what it is.” twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Here’s a video of the dumbest rabbit ever. youtube.com/watch?v=wVN4PR… HT various.

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Great. Now I’m wide awake, and I have to get up at 0500.

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@kcarruthers It’s not up to me! The little fuckers hunt and kill people while they sleep, like dropbears do.

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@kristercollin should say, if you have kids or pets you might want to get rid of it. If only adults, you’ll cope. Well, unless allergic.

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@kcarruthers Yeah, as I say, I was 95% sure of my understanding, but thought it prudent to confirm that.

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Yes, though probably not tonight. twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/sta…

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@michaelneale I’m guessing the shifting climate band, with more summer rain this year, has driven them inside.

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@kristercollin That’s also a black house spider. There’s a few species, with slightly different abdomen shape. Same deal.

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Yeah Australia’s tertiary education sector really has gone downhill in recent years. twitter.com/leoniedoyle/st…

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This is a black house spider, tho I think the photo I’m tweeting is a female. findaspider.org.au/find/spiders/5… pic.twitter.com/f0zeMzTPt3

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Thanks again, everyone. I was 95% sure of my procedure, but my first aid training as a long time ago, and I’m fresh out of leeches.

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This is true, apparently. But we have antechinus for hunting spiders. twitter.com/Murk_Loar/stat…

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So sorry to disappoint, but if I were going to have an allergic reaction to the bite, I’d be sweating and shaking by now. (Or is that sex?)

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This is not possible. The spider is now dead. Very dead. twitter.com/ben_hr/status/…

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PIC told me that any black spider that’s significantly bigger, they will automatically treat it as a Sydney funnel web, since they can kill.

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Hmmm. Bitten on the finger, I probably shouldn’t be typing.

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PIC staffer confirms that my minor reaction so far means maybe a bit of pain, as others have indicated. I got a tiny dose of the toxin.

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I was given a big solid bite by black house spider as a kid, I know how painful it can be at full strength.

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A male black house spider is unlikely to cause problems, especially if it’s in the process of dying. Rare cases of allergic reaction.

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Sorry, folks, but the Poisons Information Centre on 131126 confirms that I’ll live. poisonsinfo.nsw.gov.au/Frequently-Ask…

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No more info please. Stand by for an update.

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Fortunately it was none of these. twitter.com/blueringoctopu…

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The spider was already mostly dead ‘cos I’d baffed it with a pillow. My hand just brushed it, and I got a final tiny bite on a finger.

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Ta. This was my theory. Also, I’m now 99% sure it was a male black house spider. twitter.com/johnb78/status…

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Please, no feelpinions. Accurate factual knowledge only please. (Yeah right, I must be new here.)

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I’ve just been bitten by what I’m almost certain was a small black house spider. Any first aid procedure? Watch for rare allergic reaction?

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@0x1C MY POLICY IS THAT YOU’RE A CUNT.

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I suppose the questions here are “Was the boy pretty?” and “Was the boy curious?” twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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“[UK] ‘Girls in tech’ competition won by boy” bbc.com/news/technolog… (Also, the contest was called “Pretty Curious”? Really?)

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Let me reiterate my policy: I may choose to mock people who ask questions that can be answered by clicking the link or scrolling back a bit.

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@19bk69 @SnarkyPlatypus Well, what did it say in the Act when you read the linked-to section?

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@R_Chirgwin I have no idea what you’re talking about now. But then all manner of things have been edited out of my memory.

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@haruki_zaemon @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes Tear ago, an Adelaide cafe served “special Irish coffee” with hashish dissolved in it. Or so I’m told.

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus “Murder Juice is a personal vaping gourmet ejuice made in the U.S.A”? facebook.com/Murder-Juice-7…

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@rwerkh I would assume there’s case law on this. Seems a fair interpretation from reading the Act. You’ve done that with me?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes Cocktails in teapots is a Prohibition-era thing. “These are tea rooms, Officer.”

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Looking at the definitions in the Act, it’d appear that the uniform would show studentness even is not at a school. austlii.edu.au/au/legis/nsw/c…

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So yeah. NSW Crimes Act 1900, section 60E, “Assaults etc at schools” austlii.edu.au/au/legis/nsw/c… pic.twitter.com/cyKbh8EGaS

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smartbrain The pig’s head was this big. twitter.com/mikeysmith/sta…

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@R_Chirgwin @Colvinius I was thinking more, um, euphemistically.

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SHUT UP JETHRO TULL SHUT UP JUST GODDAM SHUT UP.

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@R_Chirgwin @Colvinius Oh, so you’re saying I don’t “put juice in your batteries”? Disappoint.

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Oh I’d forgotten how this song just goes on and on and on and on and fucking on… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mind you, I can understand why the Germans rioted over this sort of thing. Disgraceful. youtube.com/watch?v=BV-ASc…

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Talk about burying the lede, @Colvinius. Jethro Tull triggered riots in Frankfurt? twitter.com/RamAlbumClub/s…

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I have just coined the phrase “calibrate my givafukometer”. Example: “Please let me know whether <X> so I can calibrate my givafukometer.”

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@garthk @EliotHiggins What should really intrigue you about that image is the meaning of the word “diameter”. Also, fallacy of the converse.

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“Runs rampant”. Which is the same as “stands around barking”, apparently. twitter.com/hansinclair_/s…

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New blog post: “Weekly Wrap 299: Ale and altitude, kind of” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/29… pic.twitter.com/Q02NXsEagr

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@garthk @EliotHiggins That’s them showing you how you can fit six 5mm circles in the hole.

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@stephensonhw Indeed. I met Kilcullen at an event we were both speaking at a few years ago.

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@tveastman Yep. I’ll take even fewer characters than that. “It’s all fucked, and it’ll be really hard to unfuck it all.”

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EliotHiggins Truther logic on display here twitter.com/tedcruzinvasio…

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This is a very, very good interview. If you want to understand the Iraq and Afghanistan problems, you should listen. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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If you haven’t read David Kilcullen’s Walkley-winning Quarterly Essay then you’re a fool. quarterlyessay.com/essay/2015/05/…

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Listening to @abcconvos with David Kilcullen on “why the war on terror has failed” (50 min audio) abc.net.au/local/stories/…

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@savourybanana @gnoll110 Beer riding on a peacock, you say? What a wonder!

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sosadtoday i love that i didn’t ask to be born, because at least something isn’t my fault

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@Gin_ev_ra Ah. I can see now why that stuff is no longer on the market.

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I am literally turning into Gerard Henderson as we speak.

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Shouldn’t this hed be a gerund, @JustinianNews @GuardianAus? “We’re all susceptible to [the act of] swallowing…”twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…kg

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Is it on? It’s starting to feel a bit on. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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YusefDanet @statelibrarynsw @bairdjulia @stilgherrian “What are we looking for? Would you like some help?” Best protest march chant I’ve ever heard!

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@bairdjulia I think @statelibrarynsw will have just closed at 1700. If you want me to grab that article for you online, let me know.

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Ah. Once more, the librarians have everything under control… twitter.com/statelibraryns…

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@bairdjulia @statelibrarynsw I am happy to assist, unless you can retrieve the library card number by email or phone?

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@weigh4d Oh dear. I’d failed to see what you did there. Which is perhaps a good thing.

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Oooh! @statelibrarynsw has a schmick new website! sl.nsw.gov.au

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@JohnBirmingham @bairdjulia Sadly no. I just log into the @statelibrarynsw with my library card number.

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@weigh4d Well that was the stat. This was in 2009, remember, at a time when US and Europe was asleep. And only at the peak, in 1min slices.

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@R_Chirgwin @JohnBirmingham @bairdjulia Doesn’t @statelibrarynsw have that database too? If so, I’ll dig it out.

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@safzoro @GreenJ Oh any of this sort of thing would be completely impossible now.

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“At its peak, ‘fisting’ was being mentioned in almost 0.5% of tweets globally.” twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Twitterfisting 2: “Clive Palmer, ‘Fisting the Future’”, with help from @GreenJ stilgherrian.com/politics/clive… pic.twitter.com/qRtyKVp9rB

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Twitterfisting 1: “Fisting Twitter and the birth of ‘trend fisting’” stilgherrian.com/internet/fisti… pic.twitter.com/sRih3NyrFg

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@0x1C I know. Isn’t it a hoot!

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“Dear Diary, as Feb draws to a close, @0x1C is still insane, and America is about to elect Pres Trump. I feel these are connected somehow…”

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Punctuation fail. They mean “@GreenJ, a national disgrace.” twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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@RealNickHodge You do and you clean it up yourself.

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I am going to retweet this to show you that @Steve_Lockstep is, yes, a truly awful human being. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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declanf When your kid asks a hungover North Fitzroy barista for a face on his babycino. pic.twitter.com/8ihtnpdKmy

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It’s not as “cool” as recharging an electric car (why do people think that’s “cool”?) but I will use the spare electricity to vacuum things.

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@EngrishPorice But then you’re a daft robot who didn’t even try to read the entire sentence, right? Bah

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@EngrishPorice Would you believe that’s meant to be “would the”?

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@rwerkh @R_Chirgwin @heosat @bunjaree So then look at ROI. How much additional custom your the place get if that hardware we put in? Nope.

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@rwerkh @R_Chirgwin @heosat @bunjaree Well that’s not going to happen. You don’t kill six buildings so one person can recharge a car.

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@Steve_Lockstep @lsrask Also, if you talk about art being “consumed” then perhaps reflect upon your life choices.

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@rwerkh @R_Chirgwin @heosat @bunjaree Well, it’d need more panels and more storage and more charge controllers and more inverter first.

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@R_Chirgwin If @bunjaree were closer to an airstrip then you could lean on @simonhackett for some more panels and storage. ;)

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@JrehnJ @R_Chirgwin @heosat Heh. Fair enough. :) And you’re right, people should shop around.

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@JrehnJ @R_Chirgwin @heosatHow We’re really talking about the capacity of the system to deliver Amps, not the storage capacity.

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@JrehnJ @R_Chirgwin @heosat We don’t have enough storage for ALL of a day’s solar inbound, true, but we have 4x what a Tesla box holds.

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@JrehnJ @R_Chirgwin @heosat We’re not talking about storage. We already have storage.

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@R_Chirgwin @heosat Oh I meant that “the day’s output” would be in kWh, not kW. Unless you meant “daytime output”?

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@heosat @R_Chirgwin The system here is solid enough, but it’s already supplying six buildings.

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@heosat @R_Chirgwin We run at 230V, so with 6kVA that’s maybe 2A, right? I think we could deliver 8kVA during days like this, but wow 3A.

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@heosat @R_Chirgwin Yeah, that’s way over what @bunjaree can deliver currently (not a pun).

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@heosat @R_Chirgwin What’s the pull of a fast charger for a Tesla vehicle?

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@heosat Ah gotcha. Ping @R_Chirgwin. One problem would be most punters would be out during the day, wanting to charge at night.

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@stufromoz Read it and weep. Male antechinus live to mate, then die. Under a year. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antechinus pic.twitter.com/IsLp3xK0Gi

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@stufromoz Wrong season. The males are all dead, the females out in the forest eating spiders.

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@heosat No, but we wouldn’t want randoms coming down to disturb the tranquility @bunjaree customers are paying for either.

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@iain_chalmers @NewtonMark Well yes, that’s probably a greater risk factor.

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@sophbenj @BernardKeane I know it annoys other parents if you make eye contact with crying toddler, joke with them, and they stop crying.

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Generating WAY more electricity than @bunjaree can use right now. I might just start microwaving random objects. pic.twitter.com/am9zTYP63y

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So what is the best way to upset a toddler at the NGA? And does it have to be your own? twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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Either that, or you’ll fall off a ladder or drown in your own bathtub.

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It’s not The Terrorists™ that’ll kill you, but the fact that you’re too fat, eat crap, drink too much, and should get some goddam exercise.

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I seems that once more fear of The Terrorists™ is a fig leaf for addressing crime three notches down with measures we’d find unacceptable.

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More to the point, this guy is an arsehat. The Terrorists™ are using forged ID. This probably won’t stop them. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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@NuclearAnthro @WhoresofYore Yeah I really don’t need to know what you’d cram up your ass.

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Since the political underclass is still talking blackface today, “Bjorn’s make up tips for blackface” youtube.com/watch?v=ALudjI…

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@johnb78 @NuclearAnthro Wow, that design work is beautiful!

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Ah yes. Radium suppositories to restore your sex power. Why aren’t these available any more? twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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“If Apple loses, your home could be the next thing that’s unlocked” engadget.com/2016/02/27/if-… Warning: contans @myrcurial.

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OHnewsroom Editor: “Can we put ‘dumbass’ in the newspaper.”

Reporter: “We put them in all the time.”

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GonzoHacker How many stabbings are there on average at a KKK rally?

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@paulwallbank @NewtonMark @bernietb SHUT UP PAUL JUST FUKIN WELL GET WITH THE PROGRAM AND KILL ALL BOOMERS.

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normative And now I need to Clorox my brain. twitter.com/jackshafer/sta…

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@rharris334 @joshgnosis The logic is clear. A fertilised egg is a fully-fledged human, but a child is property. As are adult women. Easy.

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newsbanks A Drake is a male duck. pic.twitter.com/3wDuNO8gbZ

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How about “My niece podium the potty”? twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…

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umairh So much for the revolution

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umairh foreigner summed up the entire internet and the horrible future it presaged in 1983.

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umairh 2016 is like waking up from a long horrible nightmare only to discover you’re a millennial.

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umairh The awesome thing about an age of decline is every time you think “THIS is the bottom, right?” you’re wrong because there isn’t one.

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TheNTNews YOU EVER TRIED GETTING SPERM TO KEEP STILL FOR A PHOTO? CHEEKY BUGGERS ARE ALWAYS ON THE MOVE. twitter.com/EllyMayHeart/s…

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YKLeeAP Sneakers, Orwell’s “1984” and no drinking water to avoid bathroom break.. SKorean filibuster enters its 5th day. bigstory.ap.org/urn:publicid:a…

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YKLeeAP South Korean filibuster against anti-terror bill in 5th day (from @AP) bigstory.ap.org/urn:publicid:a…

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@ApostrophePong Yeah, it’s those communists at @SBS again. They’re always pulling stunts like this.

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THERE IS GOING TO BE A SPACE FESTIVAL IN MELBOURNE. I REPEAT, THERE IS GOING TO BE A SPACE FESTIVAL IN MELBOURNE. twitter.com/unimelbspace/s…

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I have only just been introduced to “The Wizards of Aus”. Here’s the trailer. The series is free on Your Tube. youtube.com/watch?v=nClYDL…

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@dakami @Beaker And yes, @danger5tv is one of the greatest things in the galaxy.

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@dakami @Beaker Oh yes, there’s a strong tradition of dry satire here. Seek out the TV newsroom satire “Frontline”. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frontline…

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@Beaker @dakami Here in AU we have the word “feelpinion” for even less well-founded commentary.

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@jplonie @riskybusiness That would never happen, JP, and how could you even think such a thing?

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@hughstephens @riskybusiness I’m in pharmacies pretty regularly, but I skip the knock-off perfumes and stuff.

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@BeachPhilosophy @AusLoafer @BernardKeane That’s fine. robots.txt is just an advisory. Comment out a line or three of code. Done.

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prestontowers And so, via royal decree, it came to pass twitter.com/ELLEmagazine/s…

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lordbeef If you read one tirade about the sjw plot to crush men’s testicles today I hope it’s this one pic.twitter.com/KwaBrmG9S1

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@riskybusiness And I always thought that the tertiary-qualified pharmacists were the ones who didn’t sell snake oil… Sigh.

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@jplonie @OaaSvc Oh yeah, that reminds me, I need to chase up the pharmacy guys and the PCEHR guy generally tomorrow.

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I just saw this in the @AusCERT Conference program. Passive-aggressive or what? pic.twitter.com/e6zcGfDIGK

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@OaaSvc You will. What I don’t get, tho, from the title of your preso, is how it’s longer than “It’s not secure. Not even a bit. Suckers.”

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Hmmm. Somehow That Man’s name had fallen out of my Twitter mute filter list. I’ve added it back in now.

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Brocklesnitch When I was little I wanted to be a zookeeper and surrounded by animals and now I’m on Twitter so it’s the same thing and I achieved my goals

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And some people think I have a weird name. It has only just begun… twitter.com/voxel/status/5…

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@expectproblems Oh wait. Wrong thread. As you were, ma’am.

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@expectproblems Oh I haven’t forgotten YOUR medication, but I have forgotten MINE. I’m pretty sure they’re not interchangeable.

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ben_hr How time flies pic.twitter.com/Et2NKpQu3A

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Whew. I think that’s all at this stage. Have I forgotten any? Or is that quite enough cybering for now?

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I’ll be at the @AISA_National Conference, Sydney, 18-29 Oct. aisa.org.au/aisa-conferenc…

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I’ll be at the Gartner Security & Risk Management Summit, Sydney, 22-23 Aug. gartner.com/technology/sum…

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I will be at @AusCERT Cyber Security Conference, Gold Coast, 24-27 May. conference.auscert.org.au

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I may be at @NetSuite’s SuiteWorld, San Jose, 17-19 May. netsuitesuiteworld.com

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I’ll be at Australian Cyber Security Centre (ACSC) Conference, Canberra, 12-14 Apr. acsc2016.com.au/program/?IntCa…

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I’ll be at Tech Leaders Forum, Blue Mountains. 13-14 Mar. techleaders.com.au

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I’ll be at the @AIIA_ICT Navigating Privacy and Security Summit, Canberra, 8 Mar. aiia.com.au/events/navigat…

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I’ll be at @APIdaysAU Melbourne 1-2 Mar. I’m flying down tomorrow. au.apidays.io

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I will now tweet a brief guide to the forthcoming event where you’ll need to avoid me. Stand by.

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@JackGJessen The cybers will outnumber everything forever…

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IraqiSecurity Remember how ecstatic western analysts were when ’s Idlib province fell?

It’s now an Al-Qaeda bastion. twitter.com/saeed_halabi7/…

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NewtonMark The all new Nissan 350Z “Porsche.” twitter.com/HumanHeadline/…

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@JackGJessen “Else” it will be that, eh? ;) Also, I must try to get “appliance wank” into a column.

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@semibogan How dare you say anything faintly critical of the rebel forces’ Magic Wand!

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I’ll be cybering all year at this rate.

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Cyber. Cyber cyber. Cyber cyber cyber.

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The Australian Cyber Security Centre (ACSC) Conference has pretty much sold out its sponsor and vendor deals. acsc2016.com.au/sponsorship/?I… (3/3)

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The @AICDirectors Governance Summit, for example. Network sponsor not Cisco or Telstra, say, but FireEye. companydirectors.com.au/events/austral… (2/3)

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If you want to get a feel for how much cyber you’re going to be seeing this year, look to see who’s sponsoring key conferences. (1/3)

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@expectproblems And who said you were allowed to have fun?

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JazzTwemlow Clinging to “traditional” values isn’t a sign of moral strength. It’s rigid, stupid, like being proud of not leaving a burning building.

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You mean “They still are!!!”, but yeah, I know it can be tough over there. twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…

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@mogadeet I have not read any, as far as I know. I don’t really read much fiction these days.

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Maybe they’re all drunk on Miracle Water. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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mattZillaaaa Today is national “no one asked for your fucking opinion” day

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Sun plan, draft: Fight the good fight against the Second Law of Thermodynamics, on three fronts; finish @zdnetaustralia column; Weekly Wrap.

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Sunday. They have been watching you all along. Sunday.

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