Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 3rd, 2017

OK, I’m finally giving up on Friday. If there’s any left it’s all yours.

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@GayCarBoys @joshgnosis Hardly. I’d already been working on the script.

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jeffjarvis Traffic weirdly light this morning. Was a national Bowling Green Massacre Memorial holiday declared?

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drumcca My 7yo son just asked: ‘So will they have men’s games as well this year?’ Like it’s not really necessary anymore ❤️

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@GayCarBoys @joshgnosis I think it’s wonderful and I’ll be expanding on those thoughts tomorrow night.

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Can any of you help my friend and erstwhile colleague @joshgnosis with this Perfectly Reasonable Request? twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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benpobjie “Valium or walk into the sea?” twitter.com/Mamamia/status…

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@jonoabroad Still, we’ll all save a fortune in laundry detergent.

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AnupKaphle Iranian leaders have dismissed Trump admin’s warning as “hollow ranting” bzfd.it/2k35p8d
twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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Hippopeteamus The Bowling Green Massacre is going right up there with the Boston Bong Party as an iconic moment in US history

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BenCuzzupe The entire Trump Presidency is a false flag to save Twitter’s share price.

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Hey Mr Trumble, everything is sweet again! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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It’s 0630 in Washington DC, and The Donald has seen that Iran has banned the US wrestlers. This will not end well. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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paulbradleycarr Poor @elonmusk, imagine going down in history as the tech CEO with fewer ethical scruples than Travis Kalanick.

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@kovarchi @NewtonMark @GreatDismal Well that’d be a nice counterpoint to making Peter Thiel a New Zealander.

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DominicMHinde The Swedish deputy PM with a little dig at Donald as she passes a new climate law pic.twitter.com/TgKkUIYqLW

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I tell you what would be a massacre: If that half-arsed excuse for a spiny critter ran into an echidna. twitter.com/Fusion/status/…

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DocEvatt Here are some of the heroes of the pic.twitter.com/244DHfqZxR

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rezaaslan From the “Fascism Forever” SCOTUS nominee: “The illegal we do immediately;the unconstitutional takes a little longe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…77

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rosesurnow I guess my favorite thing about the @BarackObama administration was being able to sleep at night.

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johnb78 You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh. twitter.com/WSJ/status/827…

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TrumpDraws beever pic.twitter.com/Vqc7xMwp1Q

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@michaelmeloni @drzax Also, WAFL is the state-level league in some place people keep forgetting.

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Some excellence in constitutional law from Texas. twitter.com/ConservJames11…

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GiovanniTorre Dickhead Nazi Richard Spencer shouldn’t be banned from twitter: He requires the chance to remind us constantly that he needs to be punched.

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@ladyhana I didn’t pay much attention, but my glance suggested the lighting was staged. @GizmodoAU is across these things and spots fakes.

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GizmodoAU That Photo Of Police Burning Down Tipis In North Dakota Is Totally Fake trib.al/uSN1DTY pic.twitter.com/5yX3mCXhKD

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Level20EastGuy This was bound to happen. An online Trump executive order generator. Have fun! hepwori.github.io/execorder/

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wolfcat Are you sick of POTUS tweets, get your Twit t-shirt ( and everything else here ) redbubble.com/people/wolfcat… pic.twitter.com/xKB9e7xUPI

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TheNTNews TONY ABBOTT DOESN’T KNOW WHO THIS BLOKE IS BUT IS ALREADY UNDERMINDING HIS AUTHORITY JUST TO BE SAFE

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I’m going to retweet this again because the phrase “whiny little bitch” deserves wider usage. twitter.com/docrocktex26/s…

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carolduncan The Donald hasn’t tweeted for 16 hours … does that mean it’s safe to come out?

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johnb78 Terrible cunt, obviously, but I grudgingly admire the way he went the extra mile to actually acquire gas canisters..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…si

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MagicRealismBot A Kurdish maestro conducts a Verdi opera about an astrolabe that goes on for 7,700 years.

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docrocktex26 Whiny little bitch dishes it out but can’t take it. Shocker. twitter.com/thehill/status…

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candeira “Pity there aren’t any honest consultants who come to your company and say ‘Look, the problem is this idiot, that o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GC

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FT New Zealand estates are the latest craze for global super-rich hedging against the collapse of the capitalist syste..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…LN

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AP BREAKING: Iran bans US wrestlers from taking part in Freestyle World Cup competition.

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TomthunkitsMind Trump and the GOP wants us to leave the United Nations. All aboard the crazy train! Next stop, Moscow station. pic.twitter.com/2MGKMrG0PT

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@jonoabroad I think you also missed reading the tweet you just replied to.

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spectatorindex UNITED STATES: Billionaire Jorge Perez says he refused Trump’s invitation to build border wall because it is ‘most idiotic thing ever seen’

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Irelay RT if you died in the Bowling Green Massacre.

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@ResignInShame I’m pretty sure that’s not official @SecretService procedure.

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@1c75a @NewtonMark I would like to have a m00se, I think.

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@1c75a @NewtonMark Sure. You can have it. It’s gone to the dogs lately anyway.

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Right, well, better the @SecretService sackings and Iraqis committing imaginary massacres, my brain has given up even trying to cope.

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whiteswine should be a public holiday twitter.com/OwensDamien/st…

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davidschneider It’s not just the Bowling Green Massacre. Refugees were also behind the Narnia Bombings, the shootings in Atlantis..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rN

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leloveluck [CLAIM:] Kellyanne Conway says media didn’t cover the ‘Bowling Green Massacre’. [FACT CHECK:] This is because it di..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UJ

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DanKaszeta Add Norway to the list of countries we have pissed off. (Pissed on?) wjla.com/news/local/for…

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davey “I voted leave because I go to the supermarket and a banana is straight.” pic.twitter.com/o33QntEjEc

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whiteswine I’m sure Michael Caine based all his small-time cockney thugs, mugs and fixers on Christopher Pyne. pic.twitter.com/328KLOIdza

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Harryslaststand At 94 I might be better able than you to spot a fascist, considering I was in the RAF during that thing called Worl..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…CN

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@daviottenheimer Well aren;t we the optimistic ones. Anyway, I’ll drop @SecretService out of this thread. I’m guessing they’re a bit busy.

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@munin I have, and I’ll be using it to fuel my podcast tomorrow. Amongst other things.

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@munin That tab is clocking up pretty fast now.

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@nailbomb3 @daviottenheimer @munin Heh. Indeed. @SCClemons seems to have been the one to break the story, but he just got on a plane.

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@nailbomb3 @daviottenheimer @munin The GatewayPundit “story” was just the first handy compilation I saw.

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@nailbomb3 @daviottenheimer @munin No, the source is a WaPo senior journalist, citing USSS managers just fired.

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@EX_V19 This was my understanding too. USSS has always (?) been a direct-to-POTUS thing.

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@davispg Well he just nominated Academi’s founder Erik Prince’s sister for Sec of Education.

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Note that @SecretService is also charged with protecting US currency / payment / financial, and I’ve met some of their cyber people.

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On those RTs, could it be @SecretService loses its close protection role and that goes to Blackwater / Xi / Academi? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academi

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RVAwonk A bit more context here: Erik Prince, founder of Blackwater (& brother of Betsy DeVos) has been advising Trump. twitter.com/RVAwonk/status…

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RVAwonk Link to Politico report: politico.com/story/2017/02/… twitter.com/RVAwonk/status…

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RVAwonk This is happening a day after Politico obtained depositions showing that Trump’s personal security team “lacked bas..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…A3

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@munin Ain’t it just. And I’m guessing our PM Trumble hasn’t been informed.

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TheMediaTweets I can name AT LEAST 10 people, just off the top of my head, who weren’t there. pic.twitter.com/Un7pqabVmg

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“BREAKING: Secret Service Managers Fired, Escorted from White House Grounds” thegatewaypundit.com/2017/02/breaki… Very sketchy so far. It’s 0315 in DC.

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Okeating Breaking: Fascist threat level raised to ‘Vera Lynn Album Required’.

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@jplonie Don’t start. I’m having enough trouble as it is.

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MagicRealismBot A koala made of Tumblr appears in Disneyland.

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SCClemons One of fired @SecretService Mgrs speculates is restructuring the service but this is speculation 3/3

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SCClemons The dismissed @SecretService staff now learning others also let go as they connect after the dismissals. Not sure total number fired 2/3

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SCClemons Not clear 2 @SecretService staff why they were abruptly forced 2 resign 2nite. individually terminated, escorted out 1/3

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“Disgruntled AISA members push for board overthrow”, writes @alliecoyne itnews.com.au/news/disgruntl…

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fryan it’s called twitter twitter.com/VICE/status/82…

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MrWyattR Excited to head up the Australian team of global AI & big data analytics company @afiniti goo.gl/R9o7Xm via @FinancialReview

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@davispg @jpwarren Nah, I’m not going down that rabbit-hole.

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Phoebembubble vegi patch assassin pic.twitter.com/DmrjA9TZY0

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Mikefantast So will Tequila twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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GreenJ What @realDonaldTrump’s hair drug can do for YOU! pic.twitter.com/jShgKJMKs5

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aterkel Front page of HuffPost right now pic.twitter.com/URcgL0euZl

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@jpwarren Well it’s an international standard, as opposed to the area of Texas or Wales, or Sydney Harbours or London buses.

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How many Olympic swimming pools is this? twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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Fri plan, late change: “The 9pm Edict” recording/livestream is now Sat 4 Feb at 2100 AEDT. Why? Listen to find out. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/

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ACommsGuy It ruined the Countdown Top 10 for months! twitter.com/GeoffField/sta…

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lonelydandruff I want to know what non-Australians think this sign means pic.twitter.com/dFQuQg2CgO

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BraddJaffy A man was detained at Dulles Tuesday because he visited Iran 3 years ago. He’s the former prime minister of Norway…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9l

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farrm51 This is what running scared looks like. It was two months old. twitter.com/phillipcoorey/…

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NeilMcMahon The New Yorker: Liberty’s Flame Out pic.twitter.com/KefZhZQaeV

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Everything is wonderful.

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“Huawei’s next smartphone challenge: Navigating Trump-China relations”, writes @palmsolo zdnet.com/article/will-t…

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@twiddlekins @alliecoyne I hadn’t thought about the on-costs to small business. It must be massive.

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alliecoyne ATO’s online outage to enter its third day itnews.com.au/news/atos-onli… really feeling for the IT team at the tax agency …

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@MalwareJake Not a lot. They’re all terrible.

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Even tho I’m in another part of the planet, this worries me. I’m not sure the US legislature should be debating one..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…DH

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lucethoughts And my new favourite Judge Tupman just stopped the Crown during submissions to correct her grammar. ‘You mean FEWER victims.’

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Sweaving Surely this isn’t happening. Again. This is meeeeeee. From like 2 years ago now. Embarassing. For me mostly. twitter.com/benhowe/status…

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@daxtens No, you aren’t. That’s pretty close to how some vendor reports etc pitch it.

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Stonekettle Remember, Folks, if you work for Donald Trump it’s important to present a neat and professional appearance at all t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Mo

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… because right now we have too many people counting “looking at a car to see if it’s locked” as an attack. 2/2

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A good first move would be defining what qualifies as a “cyber attack” and how we count them… 1/twitter.com/kennethholley/…rI

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@iiTalW Look I get where you’re coming from, but I have to do a podcast later this evening.

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I probably shouldn’t be drinking this beer. Or the one before this. Or the others.

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thetowncrier Finally, the thoughts of 17-year-old blindly ideological male cadet journalists are represented in the feminism deb..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Dl

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@paulbam3 Good point. But I’d rather not reveal that I’m tweeting the front bar conversation.

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This podcast thingy is now just six hours away. Be afraid. Be very afraid. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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OH: “Fuck off, I’m not sharing my sheep with anybody, mate!”

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OH: “If wanking isn’t sex, what is it?” (This front bar conversation has turned… odd.)

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@stacejarman Right. I’m stealing that line for the podcast tonight. With credit, of course.

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thegrugq Based on my analysis and what I’ve heard, I’m expecting leaks against Macron in the French election. More detailed explanation to come…

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“iiNet experiencing nationwide email fault”, writes @thelaughingsub zdnet.com/article/iinet-…

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@iiTalW I believe I have seen such a thing. @sfmnemonic would know. ;)

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@iiTalW All this is true. I was certainly over it.

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@whiteswine @ResignInShame @NuclearAnthro Agreed. You were buying some of it, and even then my card was denuded.

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@noreasonspec @andreastonez For me this is one of the most powerful photos of Obama.

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Is it just me, or has everyone stopped making “Downfall” parody videos?

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“Steve Bannon is already shaking up Washington” clckhl.co/ydQZy6u pic.twitter.com/qR4ACTnDfe

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@MalwareJake Pretty much every strategic / foreign relations / ex-IC commentator I follow says much the same. Weird times.

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andreastonez Trump tweeted this during the failed Yemen raid instead of being in the situation room. Let. That. Sink. In. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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@MalwareJake Indeed. But yes, Trump pissing off his key partners in FVEY and then leaking against them? Not good tactic, I’d have thought.

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Susan_Hennessey I feel like expecting senior White House officials to at least consult Wikipedia before going on national tv is not too much to ask.

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dobes Makes Abbott look like he wasn’t trying hard enough twitter.com/brycecovert/st…

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@NuclearAnthro @whiteswine Yeah I guess so, given where you are and who you hang around with.

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@MalwareJake Yeah I’d kinda noticed that. Maybe if we turn off Menwith Hill and Pine Gap and see what happens? ;)

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MEPFuller A Navy SEAL and more than a dozen civilians died.

I’d like to give Spicer the benefit of the doubt, but he hasn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qa

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@ResignInShame @whiteswine @NuclearAnthro We had rather a lot of it. At least, I have a dim memory of that being what happened.

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And, Dear The America, you’ll be needing these smart men and women. twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…

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ColMorrisDavis .@seanspicer says botched Yemen raid “a successful operations by all standards.” If this is what @POTUS calls “winning” I’m tired of winning

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@whiteswine @NuclearAnthro BTW, what was the name of that whisky that we were ploughing through at the Exeter?

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@whiteswine @NuclearAnthro That is also true. And that reminds me. I have to pop into d’Vine now to select some wine for tonight.

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NicoleWill100 Hey @swan_legend - the whole of @iiNet’s Australian email network is down. Don’t let @Telstra wear all the grief iinet.net.au/status/

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thomas_violence every time people cotton on to what their euphemisms for “nazi” are they angrily reject the term and move on to a n..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Sp

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Also, I’m glad to see @TheFix wearing his badge of honour with pride. pic.twitter.com/zabHsI0qgn

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@whiteswine It’s a deal! If nothing else, I finally want some way to gloat back at @NuclearAnthro.

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“The leaks coming out of the Trump White House right now are totally bananas”, writes @TheFix, and he’s right. washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/w…

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rohan_p “I will study this dumb email” will become go-to response to everything that lands in my inbox I think.

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joshgnosis They ignore everything else Trump is doing so long as gays can get fired. twitter.com/lyleshelton/st…

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SydneyTom_ @NewtonMark I like to think WH staff insert typos, and then piss themselves laughing

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InsideHistory The @statelibrarynsw has released over 70hrs of interviews with people who worked on the :..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Xh

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RoguePOTUSStaff We can confirm that POTUS is encouraging people to buy his brands in order to have the “right look” to work for his administration.

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fakeedbutler decades of recession and deflation twitter.com/MelbUrbanist/s…

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cyenne40 Underground, overground, Trumbling free
The Trumbles of Trumbledon Common are we pic.twitter.com/ciWrF9LZtK

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rob_bennett Mr. Vice President, please forgive me if this is a dumb question, but isn’t about the achievemen..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…H8

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“Turnbull tries out shirtfronting Trump as a way to handle the bully-in-chief”, writes @murpharoo theguardian.com/australia-news… Solid analysis.

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bungdan A serious Australian news hit discussing Washington the way they’d normally talk about, say, Jakarta. twitter.com/ABCNews24/stat…

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@whiteswine I know, and I think I’ve been there. A restaurant? Where Toby Wong had designed the menu? I was just stirring @juhasaarinen.

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brianbeutler Donald Trump is so incompetent that *Karl Rove* is like “damn, that shit is incompetent.” twitter.com/WSJopinion/sta…

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gasagasagirl On the streets of L.A.: Elderly Korean woman hit by white woman proclaiming, “White Power.” via Linda Lee on FB..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GQ

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MikeIsaac over the past six days, more than 200,000 Uber accounts have been deleted.
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DrJJoyner They bitch when the White House records. They bitch when they turn off the recording. There’s no pleasing these peo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…EA

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joncoopertweets WHAT. THE. FUCK. Trump turned off recording of his call with Putin, and GOP “patriots” in Congress are ok with that? twitter.com/rawstory/statu…

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Duff_Goldman Saw this van at the beach today. (make America creepy AF again) pic.twitter.com/Dadrmwv4ig

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“The 9pm Edict” recording will be streamed live at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ and on @spreaker apps/website from 2100 AEDT, so in 8.5 hours.

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“Arbeit macht frei motherfucker” is sentence you don’t see every day. Or shouldn’t, at least. But here we are. twitter.com/mattyglesias/s…

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AndrewCrow I’ve been off Twitter all day. Can someone please update the “You Are Here” pin on this chart for me? pic.twitter.com/KrTxHGZuoR

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Fri plan: Slow start (done); lunch, Wentworth Falls; administrivia; podcast pre-production; 2100 “The 9pm Edict” streamed live; collapse.

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Also includes a copy of Nick Cave’s Murder Ballads” and a jumbo pack of barbiturates. twitter.com/miss_shiny/sta…

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bbcpointswest Caught on camera! This kestrel has been entertaining traffic officers near Gloucester. pic.twitter.com/SkYeMaK57I

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xvszero @chamale2 @IBTimes My cousin said Bannon looks like our unemployed uncle who lives in grandma’s basement and I almost spit my drink out.

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bernietb “I made a deeply shit financial decision because…..I dunno. Why not buy at the height of a bubble?” pic.twitter.com/bGMTnNtrrM

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acegiak Yall are like “how do you anger friendly australia?” Lets be clear: This is two racist countries arguing over who has to hold the brown folk

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bkjabour Yes right up until that phone call Australians thought Donald Trump was the epitome of a statesman pic.twitter.com/llxf19358S

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TrumbleMalcolm I’d like to say I really enjoyed my extremely long phone call with President Turnip.

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Yeah because handing music writers large quantities of drugs and letting them loose would be an entirely successful..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…D2

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TheOnion Beyonce Pregnant With Twins trib.al/t4kQdeQ ? pic.twitter.com/A6FDI83wor

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BenHowe Hey everyone. Please be a little skeptical from time to time. pic.twitter.com/Q4yjq1tgdJ

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maggieNYT You never worked at the NY Post twitter.com/alexconant/sta…

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davepell The Onion should sue reality for plagiarism

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charltonbrooker Firm but fair. twitter.com/AmznMovieRevws…

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AndrewPStreet 45 minutes of hitting redial and counting because @Centrelink is working exactly as designed - right, @AlanTudgeMP? pic.twitter.com/KhmYdKHXUe

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andrewwhiteau Rod Culleton is going to appeal to his local pub who will give a pub test ruling which will then be the highest ruling in the land.

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mluckovichajc 02/03 Mike Luckovich: 4 more years of winter. on-ajc.com/2jCrfDk pic.twitter.com/eR3OrnS64E

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White House clarification: US relationship with Australian PM Marty Trumble is as strong as it has ever been. sbs.com.au/comedy/article…

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shutyourhell still the best thing i’ve ever written in my entire life probably pic.twitter.com/rrgxL8kEEU

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bryanrbeal Snapchat spends more on Google cloud services alone than their entire revenue. Think about that for a second…

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RealDonalDrumpf It’s not a rug, it’s a combover! twitter.com/thedailyedge/s…

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Serrels Sage Northcutt is the only good thing about America right now. twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/…

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IBTimes NEW: Donald Trump’s White House policy says female staffers should “dress like women” buff.ly/2kxD4dk pic.twitter.com/Z4oGAPk9BZ

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jeamland So when’s someone starting @Trumble2000?

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GrogsGamut Just a reminder: this is just the first 2 weeks.

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JordanUhl Trump is insulting the Apprentice ratings & Arnold Schwarzenegger—at the National Prayer Breakfast.pic.twitter.com/m0BavXyN0ss

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LucyXIV WOW MAYBE NOT THE TIME pic.twitter.com/vKSKGdyWNz

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NuclearAnthro Identity suppositories: the dignified, foolproof way to ensure your corpse can be identified after a nuclear war! twitter.com/news38555/stat…

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BernardKeane .@brycecorbett reveals Minerals Council and former Oz hack Sid Marris to be Turnbull climate adviser bit.ly/2kZ8kjg

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MatthewBevan Australia’s papers today @RNBreakfast pic.twitter.com/ddrqJ1VA5P

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I don’t think I’ll ever get sick of this. Mind you, I once said that about a huge bag of sugared peanuts and that d..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ez

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TrumpDraws pretty pic.twitter.com/h2pc3SpKCV

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chrisjrn … you mean copyright is a thing?!?!? twitter.com/abcnewsTas/sta…

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ladyaeva remember: if we punch nazis, then we become no better than indiana jones.

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God God. Thinking, mapping onto values, waffle-worded buzzwank. It’s not that fuckin’ complicated, you twat. twitter.com/caseyjohnston/…

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asmith83 I rate this Uber statement one star. nytimes.com/2017/02/02/tec… pic.twitter.com/MxyvnFadPN

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Independent_ie WATCH: ‘He has smaller hands than Barbie’ - Irish schoolchildren tell us about Donald and Melania Trump..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2a

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thirdbeard this is verbatim the words you’d use to describe a toddler twitter.com/kbeninato/stat…

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BillKristol Reassuring that the two aides in the Oval when Trump speaks with a foreign leader are the calm and judicious Mike F..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…I8

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TheFix A map of the many countries President Trump has rankled in his first two weeks wpo.st/F39Z2 pic.twitter.com/i2uubU9VwN

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ChristopherJM troops got these mysterious texts today: “You’re nothing but meat to your commanders!” “Your body will be..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ns

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start; administrivia; lunch, Wentworth Falls; podcast pre-production; 2100 “The 9pm Edict” streamed live; TGIF.

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I didn’t. But now that I do, I finally feel complete. twitter.com/Indybay/status…

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petridishes Punxsutawney Phil: I see only winter
dead, unbroken whiteness
stretching forever
handler (deeply shaken): uh 6 more weeks of winter!

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Well it looks like everything is still running .

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mattyglesias lol pic.twitter.com/T4iroxKYOx

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TariqToure It’s 2017… pic.twitter.com/W7CR01mF5V

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flyosity Transparent walls paid for with imaginary money! twitter.com/allegrakirklan…

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ericgeller Reporters fantasize about getting this kind of quote. washingtonpost.com/politics/resis… pic.twitter.com/nKem3gRpL6

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horsehousing Steve Bannon has been hiding his own death certificate

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TrumpDraws space ship pic.twitter.com/zc8ZdNDqb4

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Friday. There are so many of those beetles that sooner or later something will have to be done. Friday.

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