OK, I’m finally giving up on Friday. If there’s any left it’s all yours.
@GayCarBoys @joshgnosis Hardly. I’d already been working on the script.
jeffjarvis Traffic weirdly light this morning. Was a national Bowling Green Massacre Memorial holiday declared?
drumcca My 7yo son just asked: ‘So will they have men’s games as well this year?’ Like it’s not really necessary anymore ❤️
#AFLWBluesPies
@GayCarBoys @joshgnosis I think it’s wonderful and I’ll be expanding on those thoughts tomorrow night.
Can any of you help my friend and erstwhile colleague @joshgnosis with this Perfectly Reasonable Request? twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
benpobjie “Valium or walk into the sea?” twitter.com/Mamamia/status…
@ResignInShame @JewelsofSadness No, it’s “Trumble”.
@jonoabroad Still, we’ll all save a fortune in laundry detergent.
AnupKaphle Iranian leaders have dismissed Trump admin’s warning as “hollow ranting” bzfd.it/2k35p8d
twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Hippopeteamus The Bowling Green Massacre is going right up there with the Boston Bong Party as an iconic moment in US history
BenCuzzupe The entire Trump Presidency is a false flag to save Twitter’s share price.
@jonoabroad Probably.
Hey Mr Trumble, everything is sweet again! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
It’s 0630 in Washington DC, and The Donald has seen that Iran has banned the US wrestlers. This will not end well. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
It’s OK, @carolduncan, he’s back. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
paulbradleycarr Poor @elonmusk, imagine going down in history as the tech CEO with fewer ethical scruples than Travis Kalanick.
@kovarchi @NewtonMark @GreatDismal Well that’d be a nice counterpoint to making Peter Thiel a New Zealander.

DominicMHinde The Swedish deputy PM with a little dig at Donald as she passes a new climate law pic.twitter.com/TgKkUIYqLW
I tell you what would be a massacre: If that half-arsed excuse for a spiny critter ran into an echidna. twitter.com/Fusion/status/…

DocEvatt Here are some of the heroes of the #BowlingGreenMassacre pic.twitter.com/244DHfqZxR
rezaaslan From the “Fascism Forever” SCOTUS nominee: “The illegal we do immediately;the unconstitutional takes a little longe..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…77
rosesurnow I guess my favorite thing about the @BarackObama administration was being able to sleep at night.
johnb78 You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh. #MainStreetNotWallStreet #CrookedHillary twitter.com/WSJ/status/827…
Yet another excellent piece from @TeenVogue. twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…
@drzax @michaelmeloni Cruel but fair.
@michaelmeloni @drzax Also, WAFL is the state-level league in some place people keep forgetting.
@jplonie I’m pretty sure I don’t.
Some excellence in constitutional law from Texas. twitter.com/ConservJames11…
GiovanniTorre Dickhead Nazi Richard Spencer shouldn’t be banned from twitter: He requires the chance to remind us constantly that he needs to be punched.
@ladyhana I didn’t pay much attention, but my glance suggested the lighting was staged. @GizmodoAU is across these things and spots fakes.

GizmodoAU That Photo Of Police Burning Down Tipis In North Dakota Is Totally Fake trib.al/uSN1DTY pic.twitter.com/5yX3mCXhKD
Level20EastGuy This was bound to happen. An online Trump executive order generator. Have fun! hepwori.github.io/execorder/

wolfcat Are you sick of POTUS tweets, get your Twit t-shirt ( and everything else here ) redbubble.com/people/wolfcat… pic.twitter.com/xKB9e7xUPI
TheNTNews TONY ABBOTT DOESN’T KNOW WHO THIS #Trumble BLOKE IS BUT IS ALREADY UNDERMINDING HIS AUTHORITY JUST TO BE SAFE
I’m going to retweet this again because the phrase “whiny little bitch” deserves wider usage. twitter.com/docrocktex26/s…
carolduncan The Donald hasn’t tweeted for 16 hours … does that mean it’s safe to come out?
johnb78 Terrible cunt, obviously, but I grudgingly admire the way he went the extra mile to actually acquire gas canisters..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…si
MagicRealismBot A Kurdish maestro conducts a Verdi opera about an astrolabe that goes on for 7,700 years.
docrocktex26 Whiny little bitch dishes it out but can’t take it. Shocker. twitter.com/thehill/status…
candeira “Pity there aren’t any honest consultants who come to your company and say ‘Look, the problem is this idiot, that o..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GC
Fair enough. twitter.com/GizmodoAU/stat…
FT New Zealand estates are the latest craze for global super-rich hedging against the collapse of the capitalist syste..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…LN
AP BREAKING: Iran bans US wrestlers from taking part in Freestyle World Cup competition.
This should say “between” not “better”. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

TomthunkitsMind Trump and the GOP wants us to leave the United Nations. All aboard the crazy train! Next stop, Moscow station. pic.twitter.com/2MGKMrG0PT
@jonoabroad I think you also missed reading the tweet you just replied to.
@jonoabroad Go to bed, it’s tomorrow now.
spectatorindex UNITED STATES: Billionaire Jorge Perez says he refused Trump’s invitation to build border wall because it is ‘most idiotic thing ever seen’
Irelay RT if you died in the Bowling Green Massacre.
Well that’s that sorted then. twitter.com/Nicola_Gage/st…
@jplonie @NewtonMark @SenatorCulleton I’m a pony.
@ResignInShame I’m pretty sure that’s not official @SecretService procedure.
@munin @1c75a @NewtonMark Oh I love me a literary reference!
@1c75a @NewtonMark I would like to have a m00se, I think.
@1c75a @NewtonMark Sure. You can have it. It’s gone to the dogs lately anyway.
Right, well, better the @SecretService sackings and Iraqis committing imaginary massacres, my brain has given up even trying to cope.
whiteswine should be a public holiday twitter.com/OwensDamien/st…
I like your thinking, @NewtonMark. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…
davidschneider It’s not just the Bowling Green Massacre. Refugees were also behind the Narnia Bombings, the shootings in Atlantis..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rN
leloveluck [CLAIM:] Kellyanne Conway says media didn’t cover the ‘Bowling Green Massacre’. [FACT CHECK:] This is because it di..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UJ
DanKaszeta Add Norway to the list of countries we have pissed off. (Pissed on?) wjla.com/news/local/for…

davey “I voted leave because I go to the supermarket and a banana is straight.” #bbcqt pic.twitter.com/o33QntEjEc

whiteswine I’m sure Michael Caine based all his small-time cockney thugs, mugs and fixers on Christopher Pyne. pic.twitter.com/328KLOIdza
@19bk69 @davispg Correct. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betsy_DeV…
Harryslaststand At 94 I might be better able than you to spot a fascist, considering I was in the RAF during that thing called Worl..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…CN
@daviottenheimer Well aren;t we the optimistic ones. Anyway, I’ll drop @SecretService out of this thread. I’m guessing they’re a bit busy.
@munin I have, and I’ll be using it to fuel my podcast tomorrow. Amongst other things.
@munin @nailbomb3 @daviottenheimer @SCClemons Other way. Tokyo to Washington.
@munin That tab is clocking up pretty fast now.
@nailbomb3 @daviottenheimer @munin Heh. Indeed. @SCClemons seems to have been the one to break the story, but he just got on a plane.
@nailbomb3 @daviottenheimer @munin The GatewayPundit “story” was just the first handy compilation I saw.
@nailbomb3 @daviottenheimer @munin No, the source is a WaPo senior journalist, citing USSS managers just fired.
@EX_V19 This was my understanding too. USSS has always (?) been a direct-to-POTUS thing.
@davispg Well he just nominated Academi’s founder Erik Prince’s sister for Sec of Education.
Note that @SecretService is also charged with protecting US currency / payment / financial, and I’ve met some of their cyber people.
On those RTs, could it be @SecretService loses its close protection role and that goes to Blackwater / Xi / Academi? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academi
RVAwonk A bit more context here: Erik Prince, founder of Blackwater (& brother of Betsy DeVos) has been advising Trump. twitter.com/RVAwonk/status…
RVAwonk Link to Politico report: politico.com/story/2017/02/… twitter.com/RVAwonk/status…
RVAwonk This is happening a day after Politico obtained depositions showing that Trump’s personal security team “lacked bas..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…A3
@munin Ain’t it just. And I’m guessing our PM Trumble hasn’t been informed.

TheMediaTweets I can name AT LEAST 10 people, just off the top of my head, who weren’t there. #FakeNews pic.twitter.com/Un7pqabVmg
“BREAKING: Secret Service Managers Fired, Escorted from White House Grounds” thegatewaypundit.com/2017/02/breaki… Very sketchy so far. It’s 0315 in DC.
Okeating Breaking: Fascist threat level raised to ‘Vera Lynn Album Required’.
@jplonie Don’t start. I’m having enough trouble as it is.
MagicRealismBot A koala made of Tumblr appears in Disneyland.
SCClemons One of fired @SecretService Mgrs speculates #Trump is restructuring the service but this is speculation #secretservice 3/3
SCClemons The dismissed @SecretService staff now learning others also let go as they connect after the dismissals. Not sure total number fired 2/3
SCClemons Not clear 2 @SecretService staff why they were abruptly forced 2 resign 2nite. individually terminated, escorted out #secretservice 1/3
“Disgruntled AISA members push for board overthrow”, writes @alliecoyne itnews.com.au/news/disgruntl…
fryan it’s called twitter twitter.com/VICE/status/82…
MrWyattR Excited to head up the Australian team of global AI & big data analytics company @afiniti goo.gl/R9o7Xm via @FinancialReview

Phoebembubble vegi patch assassin pic.twitter.com/DmrjA9TZY0
Mikefantast So will Tequila twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

GreenJ What @realDonaldTrump’s hair drug can do for YOU! pic.twitter.com/jShgKJMKs5
@timClicks What’s a “DVD”?

aterkel Front page of HuffPost right now pic.twitter.com/URcgL0euZl
@scottamcintyre Well played.
@jpwarren Well it’s an international standard, as opposed to the area of Texas or Wales, or Sydney Harbours or London buses.
How many Olympic swimming pools is this? twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
Fri plan, late change: “The 9pm Edict” recording/livestream is now Sat 4 Feb at 2100 AEDT. Why? Listen to find out. stilgherrian.com/edict/live/
ACommsGuy It ruined the Countdown Top 10 for months! twitter.com/GeoffField/sta…

lonelydandruff I want to know what non-Australians think this sign means pic.twitter.com/dFQuQg2CgO
BraddJaffy A man was detained at Dulles Tuesday because he visited Iran 3 years ago. He’s the former prime minister of Norway…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9l
farrm51 This is what running scared looks like. It was two months old. twitter.com/phillipcoorey/…

NeilMcMahon The New Yorker: Liberty’s Flame Out pic.twitter.com/KefZhZQaeV
Everything is wonderful.
“Huawei’s next smartphone challenge: Navigating Trump-China relations”, writes @palmsolo zdnet.com/article/will-t…
@twiddlekins @alliecoyne I hadn’t thought about the on-costs to small business. It must be massive.
It must be a taxing time for them, @alliecoyne. twitter.com/alliecoyne/sta…
alliecoyne ATO’s online outage to enter its third day itnews.com.au/news/atos-onli… really feeling for the IT team at the tax agency …
@MalwareJake Not a lot. They’re all terrible.
@MalwareJake Burn the fuckers.
Even tho I’m in another part of the planet, this worries me. I’m not sure the US legislature should be debating one..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…DH
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…
lucethoughts And my new favourite Judge Tupman just stopped the Crown during submissions to correct her grammar. ‘You mean FEWER victims.’
Sweaving Surely this isn’t happening. Again. This is meeeeeee. From like 2 years ago now. Embarassing. For me mostly. twitter.com/benhowe/status…
@daxtens No, you aren’t. That’s pretty close to how some vendor reports etc pitch it.
Stonekettle Remember, Folks, if you work for Donald Trump it’s important to present a neat and professional appearance at all t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Mo
… because right now we have too many people counting “looking at a car to see if it’s locked” as an attack. 2/2
A good first move would be defining what qualifies as a “cyber attack” and how we count them… 1/twitter.com/kennethholley/…rI
@iiTalW Look I get where you’re coming from, but I have to do a podcast later this evening.
I probably shouldn’t be drinking this beer. Or the one before this. Or the others.
thetowncrier Finally, the thoughts of 17-year-old blindly ideological male cadet journalists are represented in the feminism deb..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Dl
@paulbam3 Good point. But I’d rather not reveal that I’m tweeting the front bar conversation.
This podcast thingy is now just six hours away. Be afraid. Be very afraid. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
OH: “Fuck off, I’m not sharing my sheep with anybody, mate!”
OH: “If wanking isn’t sex, what is it?” (This front bar conversation has turned… odd.)
@stacejarman Right. I’m stealing that line for the podcast tonight. With credit, of course.
thegrugq Based on my analysis and what I’ve heard, I’m expecting leaks against Macron in the French election. More detailed explanation to come…
“iiNet experiencing nationwide email fault”, writes @thelaughingsub zdnet.com/article/iinet-…
@iiTalW I believe I have seen such a thing. @sfmnemonic would know. ;)
@iiTalW All this is true. I was certainly over it.
@whiteswine @ResignInShame @NuclearAnthro Agreed. You were buying some of it, and even then my card was denuded.
@noreasonspec @andreastonez For me this is one of the most powerful photos of Obama.
Is it just me, or has everyone stopped making “Downfall” parody videos?

“Steve Bannon is already shaking up Washington” clckhl.co/ydQZy6u pic.twitter.com/qR4ACTnDfe
@dobes @rohan_p @drearyclocks @LGLancaster Wow.
@MalwareJake Pretty much every strategic / foreign relations / ex-IC commentator I follow says much the same. Weird times.
andreastonez Trump tweeted this during the failed Yemen raid instead of being in the situation room. Let. That. Sink. In. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
@MalwareJake Indeed. But yes, Trump pissing off his key partners in FVEY and then leaking against them? Not good tactic, I’d have thought.
Susan_Hennessey I feel like expecting senior White House officials to at least consult Wikipedia before going on national tv is not too much to ask.
dobes Makes Abbott look like he wasn’t trying hard enough twitter.com/brycecovert/st…
@NuclearAnthro @whiteswine Yeah I guess so, given where you are and who you hang around with.
@MalwareJake Yeah I’d kinda noticed that. Maybe if we turn off Menwith Hill and Pine Gap and see what happens? ;)
MEPFuller A Navy SEAL and more than a dozen civilians died.
I’d like to give Spicer the benefit of the doubt, but he hasn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…qa
@ResignInShame @whiteswine @NuclearAnthro We had rather a lot of it. At least, I have a dim memory of that being what happened.
And, Dear The America, you’ll be needing these smart men and women. twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…
@whiteswine @NuclearAnthro Many thanks.
ColMorrisDavis .@seanspicer says botched Yemen raid “a successful operations by all standards.” If this is what @POTUS calls “winning” I’m tired of winning
@whiteswine @NuclearAnthro BTW, what was the name of that whisky that we were ploughing through at the Exeter?
@whiteswine @NuclearAnthro That is also true. And that reminds me. I have to pop into d’Vine now to select some wine for tonight.
NicoleWill100 Hey @swan_legend - the whole of @iiNet’s Australian email network is down. Don’t let @Telstra wear all the grief iinet.net.au/status/
thomas_violence every time people cotton on to what their euphemisms for “nazi” are they angrily reject the term and move on to a n..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Sp

Also, I’m glad to see @TheFix wearing his badge of honour with pride. pic.twitter.com/zabHsI0qgn
@whiteswine It’s a deal! If nothing else, I finally want some way to gloat back at @NuclearAnthro.
“The leaks coming out of the Trump White House right now are totally bananas”, writes @TheFix, and he’s right. washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/w…
rohan_p “I will study this dumb email” will become go-to response to everything that lands in my inbox I think.
joshgnosis They ignore everything else Trump is doing so long as gays can get fired. twitter.com/lyleshelton/st…
SydneyTom_ @NewtonMark I like to think WH staff insert typos, and then piss themselves laughing
InsideHistory The @statelibrarynsw has released over 70hrs of interviews with people who worked on the #SydneyHarbourBridge:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Xh
RoguePOTUSStaff We can confirm that POTUS is encouraging people to buy his brands in order to have the “right look” to work for his administration.
fakeedbutler decades of recession and deflation twitter.com/MelbUrbanist/s…

cyenne40 Underground, overground, Trumbling free
The Trumbles of Trumbledon Common are we pic.twitter.com/ciWrF9LZtK
rob_bennett Mr. Vice President, please forgive me if this is a dumb question, but isn’t #BlackHistoryMonth about the achievemen..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…H8
“Turnbull tries out shirtfronting Trump as a way to handle the bully-in-chief”, writes @murpharoo theguardian.com/australia-news… Solid analysis.
bungdan A serious Australian news hit discussing Washington the way they’d normally talk about, say, Jakarta. twitter.com/ABCNews24/stat…
@whiteswine I know, and I think I’ve been there. A restaurant? Where Toby Wong had designed the menu? I was just stirring @juhasaarinen.
brianbeutler Donald Trump is so incompetent that *Karl Rove* is like “damn, that shit is incompetent.” twitter.com/WSJopinion/sta…
gasagasagirl On the streets of L.A.: Elderly Korean woman hit by white woman proclaiming, “White Power.” via Linda Lee on FB..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…GQ
@whiteswine Well obviously.
MikeIsaac over the past six days, more than 200,000 Uber accounts have been deleted.
nyti.ms/2k5WBBb
@whiteswine They still look terrified.
DrJJoyner They bitch when the White House records. They bitch when they turn off the recording. There’s no pleasing these peo..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…EA
joncoopertweets WHAT. THE. FUCK. Trump turned off recording of his call with Putin, and GOP “patriots” in Congress are ok with that? twitter.com/rawstory/statu…
@juhasaarinen I have no idea.

Duff_Goldman Saw this van at the beach today. #MACAFA (make America creepy AF again) pic.twitter.com/Dadrmwv4ig
They look terrified. twitter.com/whiteswine/sta…
“The 9pm Edict” recording will be streamed live at stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ and on @spreaker apps/website from 2100 AEDT, so in 8.5 hours.
“Arbeit macht frei motherfucker” is sentence you don’t see every day. Or shouldn’t, at least. But here we are. twitter.com/mattyglesias/s…

AndrewCrow I’ve been off Twitter all day. Can someone please update the “You Are Here” pin on this chart for me? pic.twitter.com/KrTxHGZuoR
Fri plan: Slow start (done); lunch, Wentworth Falls; administrivia; podcast pre-production; 2100 “The 9pm Edict” streamed live; collapse.
Correct. twitter.com/unixbigot/stat…
Also includes a copy of Nick Cave’s Murder Ballads” and a jumbo pack of barbiturates. twitter.com/miss_shiny/sta…

bbcpointswest Caught on camera! This kestrel has been entertaining traffic officers near Gloucester. pic.twitter.com/SkYeMaK57I
xvszero @chamale2 @IBTimes My cousin said Bannon looks like our unemployed uncle who lives in grandma’s basement and I almost spit my drink out.

bernietb “I made a deeply shit financial decision because…..I dunno. Why not buy at the height of a bubble?” pic.twitter.com/bGMTnNtrrM
acegiak Yall are like “how do you anger friendly australia?” Lets be clear: This is two racist countries arguing over who has to hold the brown folk

bkjabour Yes right up until that phone call Australians thought Donald Trump was the epitome of a statesman pic.twitter.com/llxf19358S
TrumbleMalcolm I’d like to say I really enjoyed my extremely long phone call with President Turnip.
Yeah because handing music writers large quantities of drugs and letting them loose would be an entirely successful..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…D2

TheOnion Beyonce Pregnant With Twins trib.al/t4kQdeQ #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/A6FDI83wor

BenHowe Hey everyone. Please be a little skeptical from time to time. pic.twitter.com/Q4yjq1tgdJ
maggieNYT You never worked at the NY Post twitter.com/alexconant/sta…
davepell The Onion should sue reality for plagiarism
charltonbrooker Firm but fair. twitter.com/AmznMovieRevws…
Wow that’s one sad sadface. twitter.com/WINNews_Woll/s…
After which he needed a new box of tissues. #worsteuphemismever twitter.com/shalailah/stat…

AndrewPStreet 45 minutes of hitting redial and counting because @Centrelink is working exactly as designed - right, @AlanTudgeMP? pic.twitter.com/KhmYdKHXUe
andrewwhiteau Rod Culleton is going to appeal to his local pub who will give a pub test ruling which will then be the highest ruling in the land.

mluckovichajc 02/03 Mike Luckovich: 4 more years of winter. on-ajc.com/2jCrfDk pic.twitter.com/eR3OrnS64E
White House clarification: US relationship with Australian PM Marty Trumble is as strong as it has ever been. sbs.com.au/comedy/article…

shutyourhell still the best thing i’ve ever written in my entire life probably pic.twitter.com/rrgxL8kEEU
bryanrbeal Snapchat spends more on Google cloud services alone than their entire revenue. Think about that for a second…
RealDonalDrumpf It’s not a rug, it’s a combover! twitter.com/thedailyedge/s…
Serrels Sage Northcutt is the only good thing about America right now. twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/…

IBTimes NEW: Donald Trump’s White House policy says female staffers should “dress like women” buff.ly/2kxD4dk pic.twitter.com/Z4oGAPk9BZ
jeamland So when’s someone starting @Trumble2000?
GrogsGamut Just a reminder: this is just the first 2 weeks.

JordanUhl Trump is insulting the Apprentice ratings & Arnold Schwarzenegger—at the National Prayer Breakfast.pic.twitter.com/m0BavXyN0ss

LucyXIV WOW MAYBE NOT THE TIME pic.twitter.com/vKSKGdyWNz
NuclearAnthro Identity suppositories: the dignified, foolproof way to ensure your corpse can be identified after a nuclear war! twitter.com/news38555/stat…
BernardKeane .@brycecorbett reveals Minerals Council and former Oz hack Sid Marris to be Turnbull climate adviser bit.ly/2kZ8kjg
@girlgerms @TrumpDraws That’s bound to happen soon.

MatthewBevan Australia’s papers today @RNBreakfast pic.twitter.com/ddrqJ1VA5P
I don’t think I’ll ever get sick of this. Mind you, I once said that about a huge bag of sugared peanuts and that d..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ez
chrisjrn … you mean copyright is a thing?!?!? twitter.com/abcnewsTas/sta…
ladyaeva remember: if we punch nazis, then we become no better than indiana jones.
God God. Thinking, mapping onto values, waffle-worded buzzwank. It’s not that fuckin’ complicated, you twat. twitter.com/caseyjohnston/…

asmith83 I rate this Uber statement one star. nytimes.com/2017/02/02/tec… pic.twitter.com/MxyvnFadPN
Mmmmmm. Caramel. twitter.com/MtRothwell/sta…
Independent_ie WATCH: ‘He has smaller hands than Barbie’ - Irish schoolchildren tell us about Donald and Melania Trump..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2a
thirdbeard this is verbatim the words you’d use to describe a toddler twitter.com/kbeninato/stat…
BillKristol Reassuring that the two aides in the Oval when Trump speaks with a foreign leader are the calm and judicious Mike F..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…I8

TheFix A map of the many countries President Trump has rankled in his first two weeks wpo.st/F39Z2 pic.twitter.com/i2uubU9VwN
ChristopherJM #Ukraine troops got these mysterious texts today: “You’re nothing but meat to your commanders!” “Your body will be..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ns
Fri plan, draft: Slow start; administrivia; lunch, Wentworth Falls; podcast pre-production; 2100 “The 9pm Edict” streamed live; TGIF.
I didn’t. But now that I do, I finally feel complete. twitter.com/Indybay/status…
petridishes Punxsutawney Phil: I see only winter
dead, unbroken whiteness
stretching forever
handler (deeply shaken): uh 6 more weeks of winter!
Well it looks like everything is still running #smoothlyasexpected.

TariqToure It’s 2017… pic.twitter.com/W7CR01mF5V
flyosity Transparent walls paid for with imaginary money! twitter.com/allegrakirklan…

ericgeller Reporters fantasize about getting this kind of quote. washingtonpost.com/politics/resis… pic.twitter.com/nKem3gRpL6
horsehousing Steve Bannon has been hiding his own death certificate

TrumpDraws space ship pic.twitter.com/zc8ZdNDqb4
Friday. There are so many of those beetles that sooner or later something will have to be done. Friday.