Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 6th, 2017

, again. Yes, I made the 2218.

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@expectproblems Not with these girls. They’re settling in for the night.

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@davispg That sometimes happens with a sportsball match or a concert, but on quiet Mondays like this it’s just a few stragglers.

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Well obviously the 2118 is gone. And the band is setting up. Will this end well?

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@davispg At this time of night? On a Monday? There might be a total of 20 people on a 4-car double-deck V-set.

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Or the 2318? Or the 0018? Or the 0420?

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I should probably think about getting a train back up the hill. So, the 2118 or the 2218?

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@expectproblems Clearly a girls’ night out is in progress. It will not end well.

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@staticsan Fortunately the Punter’s friend has taken him elsewhere. We’re still laughing though.

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@expectproblems Well said Thai lesbian, with two of her compatriots, is currently doing Jägerbombs at the adjacent table. Sanook maak.

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I should be clear, the Barman was politely trying to quickly dissuade the Punter from annoying a regular customer. We seem to have failed.

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OH, drunk male punter: “Who is she? Who is that Thai girl?”
Barman: “She’s a lesbian.”
Punter: “I don’t care.”
Me and Barman: [Roll eyes]

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ตับหวานอร่อยมาก.

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@tim_rutter Sure, but I’m hoping it’s more capable than a Nimrod.

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Soon, my precious, soon… though it probably won’t rain in Sydney. pic.twitter.com/k9FKzUfSZW

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Purty. So many lumps and spikes. twitter.com/tacticalmaid/s…

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@MikePresland Yeah, @Forbes, you should never neglect your map of Tassie.

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“But it’s something that I must believe in / And it’s there when I look in your eyes.”

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“And I don’t know if I’m being foolish / Don’t know if I’m being wise…”

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“On is in the air everywhere I look around / On is in the air every sight and every sound…”

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I’m smelling quite a lot of on at the moment. Does it seem on to you?

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latikambourke My EXCLUSIVE Inside Story. How a conversation with Tony Abbott persuaded Cory Bernardi to quit the Liberal Party:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…2K

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Forbes Only 3 million of Trump’s 20 million Twitter followers are active domestic users on.forbes.com/60148r68O pic.twitter.com/hRaeICw4hq

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ellipsii @stilgherrian @joshgnosis funny thing about that domain is the other domains that share the same name server :) who.is/nameserver/ns1…

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BernardKeane Also don’t wreck, undermine or snipe. Period. twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/…

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@joshgnosis @ellipsii So yeah, I should’ve just asked. I blame the beer.

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Meanwhile, yet more wonderful work from @roweafr, God bless him. twitter.com/roweafr/status…

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Anyway, I’m enjoying this COLD BEER. Someone else can join the rest of the dots. If they haven’t been joined already. 5/5

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Senator Bernardi’s office is around the corner at 36 Grenfell Street, Kent Town SA 5067. corybernardi.com/contact 4/

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hesse:~ stilgherrian$ whois am.org.au

Registrant: Conservative Leadership Foundation 2/

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So, there’s an Twitter account called @realAusMajority, which has a website at am.org.au 1/

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cushbomb Harry Potter is the Anime of the West. Growth-stunting mind poison.

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One more beer, I think, Or maybe two. And then, if nothing interesting has happened, มันเป็นเวลาสำหรับอ่ตับหวาน.

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ChipRolley Bernardi Party. It rhymes.

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@expectproblems No, not that. Someone here is already taking care of that.

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FrogTips FROG CAN WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES, AND FROG CAN WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE WITH AUXILIARY BATTERY PACK CW-67 (SOLD SEPARATELY; SEE CATALOG).

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Sometimes I think people say things that are deliberately designed to confuse me.

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Very confused now.

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@jplonie What, at 2am? Actually I think it goes later.

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@daviottenheimer Cool cool. I’ll have my people call your people.

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@daviottenheimer I’m in town Sun 12 to Sun 19. RSAC is Mon 13 to Thu 16.

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@daviottenheimer Oh right! Well the NPS site says the Nike base is open on Saturdays, so if it happens it’s 18 Feb.

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@daviottenheimer So I understand. I’ve only been on those headlands briefly, ‘cos it was fogged out, and I walked back over the Golden Gate.

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@manthatcooks Heh. Yeah a lot of early Cold War stuff does.

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@manthatcooks Yep. The idea of Nike is that when the Soviet bombers come in with their nukes, you lob your own nuke into the middle of them.

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Anyway, for now, in Sydney. I’m sitting with a beer in the corner of the place, and I’m likely to be here for a number of hours.

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NicoleWill100 No joke if someone wants to crowdfund The Corey Party Party 🎉 up against the other guy count me in for a few hundre..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…UF

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I definitely want to go to the old Nike missile base though. nps.gov/goga/nike-miss… pic.twitter.com/PGtk8BjbAB

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After this SFO trip I’m going to need a liver transplant. A whole week of open-bar parties is dangerous. And I do need to do some work.

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@caseyjohnellis Hmmm. I do fly in on the Sunday morning, so maybe I could pop in for some of it. I’ve got a press briefing Monday arvo.

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@caseyjohnellis So, I’ll be at RSAC and we should… must… need to… have a drink.

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Cannibal When you mess up your routing tables. pic.twitter.com/nBGofcgpZc

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James_Jeffrey But elsewhere, the dream lives on pic.twitter.com/6lqIAao81y

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James_Jeffrey Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone… pic.twitter.com/Bmo9ojEfby

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I am not saying anything more about Senator Bernardi today. I’ll just drink instead.

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Hmmm… The kitchen re-opens at 1700, which is only minutes away, and I have a very early lunch. How much more to drink before eating?

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MichaelPascoe01 Not surprised but somehow sad our local RWNJs are so derivative - not capable of an original dumb thought smh.com.au/federal-politi…

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koertdebeuf Wow. Bucharest, Romania tonight. The people ask the government to leave. pic.twitter.com/mllyuRLaLE

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oberonsghost Trump’s ego? twitter.com/CNN/status/828…

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And now, to change the subject completely, some cybers. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Look I was going to stop retweeting these, but this one… this one… shuddtwitter.com/AussiePeteC/st…E6jH

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@markhumphries Thanks. Looking back at that, it actually has more layers than In remember.

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So is that enough speculation about Senator Bernardi’s Bedroom Biases?

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@oberonsghost Now there’s an interesting image.

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@andrewdotnich Nitrate. They may have misunderstood it as nitrite. There are clinical uses but, yes, WTF.

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By the way, I understand that St Vincent’s A&E has had a number of admissions of people who’ve actually injected amyl nitrate.

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A number of you have made comments along these lines. I tend to agree. twitter.com/maddythecatlad…

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Well this is another possibility, I guess… though already the consensus seems to be “dud”twitter.com/loddlaen/statu…ur

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Do you reckon Cory Bernardi would be a good root, or a dud? I’m thinking dud.

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So, a “Trumpian fringe” is a fancy name for a combover, Dom? twitter.com/domknight/stat…

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GreenJ evolving twitter bios … pic.twitter.com/JAtLRMhr7y

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NuclearAnthro If your clothing is contaminated then stand outside, in the fallout, to bury it immediately.

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decryption has this guy ever used whirlpool? what community? pic.twitter.com/QseiHTjdjB

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@kcollasarundell Well that’s cheerful. And, alas, true.

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@coluanaigh It was part of my ancient comp sci major. I did a stream of language/compiler/interpreter construction, did a lot of languages.

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@coluanaigh Well, in SNOBOL. I can’t remember what version we were running back before the war.

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@coluanaigh OK so I’ve actually written stuff in SNOBOL4, which means I’m not sure whether this is a good thing or a bad thing.

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“Hey, everyone, it’s FORTRAN for Oculus Rift!” twitter.com/jperlow/status…

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@Asher_Wolf It’s kinda like horseshoes and prog rock. Only throwbacks are involved these days. (I am so going to get grief for that.)

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See, I knew we’d be able to make it through these troubled times. twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/sta…

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Jesus, @crikey_news, this is not a good mental image. twitter.com/crikey_news/st…

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NicoleWill100 Nothing says I love you like a clean pair undies: donate undies or cash to the @WaysideKingsX for Valentines Day..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…81

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I assume that a press release is like a flag, in that inverted it’s a distress signal. twitter.com/PSyvret/status…

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nswpolice Police raid a Hydro-house and seize almost $2m worth of Cannabis
police.nsw.gov.au/news/latest_re… pic.twitter.com/ad4zYZWzKU

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Also, this air conditioner has been set to “Bangkok Shopping Mall”, so it’s using enough electricity to power Wollongong.

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The downside is that everyone downstream gets to breathe my sweat vapours. But that doesn’t affect me directly.

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Even though a Certain Person is trolling me, he’s actually made things more than comfortable for me. pic.twitter.com/ykgkyIAd3x

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yep, in 2008 MySpace was definitely the thing, not Facebook. pic.twitter.com/gb4ORuAM5e

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jeamland Has anyone looked in to any recent Russian business deals @corybernardi may have had?

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TrumpInTheWild Primate is “obsessed” with redecorating every part of the nest.

Especially the refined wood pulp sheets labeled “..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…B4

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@SnarkyPlatypus It was 2008. And I’m quoting the artist. Facebook started 2004, may well have still been smaller than MySpace. Need a .

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“Jesus was crucified to pay for the sins of man, and Corey was crucified by the media to pay for the sins of the MySpace generation.”

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@davcams @phbarratt He used to phone his secretary straight after each meeting to brain dump, and then email to confirm the understanding.

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I do like the idea of George Christensen as a “dissident”. Fight the good fight, George. Reality can’t hold up for that much longer.

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GreenJ mission control … twitter.com/AndrewBoltsBlo…

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dtsmith_sydney I remember the last party started by a Corey. pic.twitter.com/0q4CbMhXOD

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@davcams @phbarratt On that point, I know of an AU oil exec who was functionally illiterate yet negotiated deals in the Middle East.

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jamiesont This season’s must haves -

ELLE: Heels
MARIE CLAIRE: Tuxedo jacket
TEEN VOGUE: A hatred of Nazis & a working knowledge of the constitution

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In the corner. It’s nice in the corner.

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intelwire If only someone could come up with some kind of analogy between politics and football. If only.

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ambiej Compare and contrast: Trump v Obama at their first presidential Super Bowl parties (Trump pic by @jeneps) pic.twitter.com/qhX3hzzZZN

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@davcams @phbarratt The thought has crossed my mind. That, or at least relatively limited literacy.

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@bastardsheep This is true. I haven’t checked yet, but I’m hoping it’ll be the wet season when I’m in Vietnam in a couple weeks.

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@BrigadierSlog @zdnetaustralia Thanks, but ASD did all the heavy lifting on that one.

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Bugger. @BOM_NSW has downgraded the likelihood of a thunderstorm to 20%. Disappoint. pic.twitter.com/AgxorDRNc0

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Crunch! That’s that done. And now we move on to the final item on the agenda.

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GiovanniTorre President Trump signs Executive Orders without reading them.
This, from the @nytimes, is very, very important…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…vb

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Meh. It’s not like it’s anything important. twitter.com/Green_Football…

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@twiddlekins He was on the lower deck of the train and I didn’t have time to check, but it didn’t sound like Mr Johns.

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scott_kerr Some wiseguy falconer put a pair of googly eyes on the hood of his Harris hawk… pic.twitter.com/gt5p7m3DQW

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Tesseraconteur “counter-antifa”
if only there was a shorter word to describe anti-anti-fascism pic.twitter.com/fns4LJ7HAH

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@paulguy6 @ZDNet Psst! Signals Directorate, not Security Directorate. ;)

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@jeffsonstein Yeah well ASD can’t force anyone to do anything if they’re not a government agency. ;)

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@philipdalidakis @rachael_falk @helen_hollins I’ll check that out this afternoon while I’m avoiding the heat a one of my regulars.

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@philipdalidakis @rachael_falk @helen_hollins Thank you, Sir. BTW, I think I did find some countries with things like fish on their arms…

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There’s a guy on the Eastern Suburbs line train doing an acoustic guitar rendition of Silverchair’s “Freak”. Voice ain’t bad.

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@rachael_falk That skyrat was just a little too roadkill for my liking.

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@jeffsonstein Indeed. And I love the subtle passive-aggression in this line. ;) pic.twitter.com/SXXR7yoKlf

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@jeffsonstein Absolutely. Anyway, the Top Four was the baseline standard for AU government agencies. This will presumably be the new one.

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@jeffsonstein ASD is much smaller than NSA, so presumably less bureaucracy to cut through. And, you know, Australian.

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@jeffsonstein And then there’s more detailed docs for the key items. It’s your whole cybersecurity work plan linked from one page.

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@jeffsonstein Grab the first three. Intro, details, and a version for the PHBs. asd.gov.au/infosec/mitiga…

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ClickHole Can You Help Your Dad Lose His Virginity At The Super Bowl? clckhl.co/oeYsr6e, pic.twitter.com/ku1OCJvEwV

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@realist Like many breakthrough inventions, obvious in hindsight.

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@jeffsonstein Have you seen the full docs yet? The ASD checklists and procedures are rather good.

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Mon plan, update: Write for @zdnetaustralia; 0915 US Consulate (done); 1400 back repair, Potts Point; drink until ตับหวาน and thunderstorm.

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Bring back Don Lane.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia today: “Block adverts, delete Flash, kill Java: ASD” zdnet.com/article/block-… The Top Four is now the Essential Eight.

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dog_rates Next year we’re raising money so I can pay for a 3 second ad spot that just says “They’re good dogs, Brent”

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PersianRose1 The new, bagless, Dyson soul harvester pic.twitter.com/KoA2XRn9EF

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GreenJ hmm. someone tries to get 1.4 tonnes of cocaine into the country. Cory launches new conservative movement. coincidence? you decide.

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The ABC releases further details of its new business model. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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Just so you know, @SenatorMRoberts, you’ve been right all along. I was part of the global conspiracy, but I’ve defected. I can name names.

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seanilling “This game is not over. Period.” pic.twitter.com/Vr3AUhcrIt

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umairh every ad anyone’s talking about at a fairly crap football game is politically charged, that’s a huge shift in pop culture. and a good one.

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So about that “live” drone footage of the Superbowl half-time show… twitter.com/supersat/statu…

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@katinacurtis I gave up on and embraced “cyber”. I am at one with the cyber. But no, margin or error must remain pure.

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ericgarland THEY CAN’T FIND THE LIGHTSWITCHES. twitter.com/JuddLegum/stat… pic.twitter.com/yR9ivN1lhi

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abbydphillip Yup, “Apprentice” ratings are posted on the walls of the Trump International Golf Club pic.twitter.com/tuQuj5c9GS

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@rachael_falk @helen_hollins I could put down the kangaroo quite easily, because it would then become food. They’re yummy.

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Also, I reckon the margin of error should be expressed as “percentage points” not a percentage. But then I’m not a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Q6

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hxelprincess well I’m never using tinder again pic.twitter.com/Sj0tUknUGq

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Well obviously this is a completely different question. This one is perfectly good. In fact I think I’ve seen this..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wj

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@helen_hollins Yes, @rachael_falk, put the cyber kangaroo down, and step slowly back from the internet.

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@alliecoyne Oops, ta, I’d missed that one. I’ll read and plug momentarily. (And ain’t it all fun and games!)

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Can you still get these? Maybe on eBay? twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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Wow, I’m kinda… well… more than a little excited by this photwitter.com/thehill/status…9ype

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“I’m leaving to start a new conservative party.” pic.twitter.com/K0JIYsumd3

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@vortexau This befuddlement befuddles me. I am befuddled.

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@ResignInShame I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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OK, the ASD has managed to get their website back up without my help. The new Essential Right strategy is at asd.gov.au/infosec/mitiga…

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@martinwalsh Well, it is in the sense of producing such a focused list. It’s certainly better than most equivalents.

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I think you’d have to do it in hours to provide a reasonable spread of possibilities. twitter.com/oliyoung/statu…

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Is anyone running a book on how long the ATO’s systems stay up this time?

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dobes Anyone got a handle on which Cory party account is the actual one?

Probably not this one. twitter.com/realAusMajorit…

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“ATO services begin to return, again”, writes @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/ato-se… Uhuh. Whatever.

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@rycrozier Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.

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MikeLupica So far this is worse than Bowling Green massacre

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@aqualung Yeah ASD knows exactly who I am.

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However @alliecoyne has been following it more closely: “CEO ousted in AISA coup” (27 Jan) itnews.com.au/news/ceo-ouste…

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I haven’t personally dug into the @AISA_National drama, but I get the feeling it isn’t the “small number” of disgru..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rk

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It’s a great day when you can fix links for the ASD. Although maybe that’s a test.

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Oops. We were given the wrong URL for the Essential Eight. Try asd.gov.au/infosec/mitiga… The story will be fixed shor..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Ih

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@darrenpauli Oh I do like the whenyagettoitmate sixteen.

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Possibly the worst superhero team ever.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Block adverts, delete Flash, kill Java: ASD” zd.net/2lcYKbF The Top Four becomes the Essential Eight.

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US visa renewal approved. Now we hope I get my passport back by Friday, because I need to fly out on Sunday.

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And… up to the US Consulate I go. Transmitters off.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It has quite a few cybers. Good cybers The best cybers.

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It won’t be a dry heat, will it.

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Dear Commuters, we say “Thank you” on our planet.

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I step out of the air conditioned train. The wave of heat hits me. Oh boy, today is going to be fun.

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I’m about to arrive at Sydney Central Station, and I’ve pretty much finished writing my column. All goes to plan.

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OK, I need to write this thing. See you down in Sydney.

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Oh FFS. Just to be clear, I did not invent the Cyber Kangaroo. @rachael_falk is somehow to blame for that…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Me

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Goodbye, Sydney. You’ve either been nuked, or about to be fried. I’ll find out when I get down there. pic.twitter.com/APdo0lH2Am

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Mon plan, draft: 0636 train to Sydney (now); write for @zdnetaustralia en route; 0915 US Consulate; 1400 back repair, Potts Point; rest TBA.

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@DavisMktng @R_Chirgwin And yes, it’s pure project management genius. Lifts completed in November, rewiring the entire station expected May.

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@DavisMktng @R_Chirgwin I have many American followers, so I speak American from time to time. Non-Americans will still understand.

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Beautiful click-here psychology, this. “Trump admits to using brain pill for powerful decisions.” pic.twitter.com/capLzDGfsD

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@miss_shiny Hey I didn’t put it there! That was the spider’s idea.

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So the story was true. They did forget to check the electrics before installing the elevators. Arsehats. pic.twitter.com/k1gTlSL566

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Oh that’s right, The America is doing its sportsball thing today. (Should Australians care, it’s at 1030 AEDT.)

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@ArmsControlWonk @AaronMehta My last two tweets may perhaps be of interest. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Here’s footage of a catapult test on HMAS Melbourne, back when steam catapults were a new thing. youtube.com/watch?v=u3ync0…

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Legend has it that when HMAS Sydney (Majestic-class light aircraft carrier) was retired in 1973, they did this to t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…cr

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@miss_shiny I have quite enough, thank you. I don’t mind the huntsman on the ceiling, they’re my friend. But this little bugger… grrrr.

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kinlane My view of immigration debate, I took nazi poster trained machine learning model & applied to reflection of ellis i..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…7y

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I wish President Trumble would do something about all these damn spiders.

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People with stereotyped views of Australia will be thrilled to know I just had to remove a spider from my face. But it’s OK, it’s poisonous.

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joshgans Me: You know it is wrong to take cookies without asking.
Child: You’re not so innocent.

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@AndrewRiddell1 One can never forget President Trumble.

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juhasaarinen The @Trump_Regrets feed is amazing.

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Mon plan, early draft: 0636 train to Sydney; write for @zdnetaustralia en route; 0915 US Consulate; remainder TBA, depending on offers.

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Monday. What do doom, loom, room, zoom, boom, and voom, have in common, apart from the obvious narrative? Monday.

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