Actually, now I’m curious…
Anyway, that’s it for me for today. God bless America.
I mean, the gods know I’ve done some trash in my time, and I’m not proud of it. But FFS? Caleb? No fucking way.
God can you imagine…
Seriously you’d want to hose down Caleb with disinfectant and then question your life choices.
@FakeDanTosello OK well this is getting extremely unsavoury, even for me. So we’ll end it here.
@FakeDanTosello But like, can you imagine?
I mean why would you ever bother. Either on TV or in life generally.
And I reckon he’d be a seriously dud root.
This is why we can’t have nice things. https://t.co/XpuzwqKs3W
@oberonsghost Not that I can see, but I’m beyond caring.
@xntrik It’s OK, they’re good people and they mean well.
@jpwarren You know why.
@xntrik I am.
There’s nothing camp about this hotel whatsoever. pic.twitter.com/osWXQosB4A
Winning. Obviously. pic.twitter.com/fxO0HRn6oG
[REDACTED] PR person, to me: “Shut up, I trying to be fuckin’ nice to you.” Fair point.
Oh shut up, Bill. Get on with it. https://t.co/frH2dHb2sa
The view from our #RSAC press briefing earlier. pic.twitter.com/pwg5wYR68S
Or, alternatively, see if he can leverage his fame into a celebrity chef gig. #worthashot https://t.co/uiT2i7ubGC
Correct. https://t.co/K7v3ETZE6J
overingtonc Want to pleasure your wife this Valentine’s Day? Empty the dishwasher.
@liquidparanoia Like, it’s their phone number, I guess, given that 415 is the local area code.
@liquidparanoia They’ve bolded that part of the number to make it easier to read.
I see that it’s also a photo of the wi-fi password, so go for it, kids.
I must admit, I quite like the idea of the Compliance Cosmopolitan. But I’m working down the list. https://t.co/cY7EF0CQFs
This is a better image of things going wromg at @hawthornsf. #RSAC pic.twitter.com/VbnTkgBrrX
THE #RSAC press reception is at @hawthornsf and nothing will go wromg. pic.twitter.com/uJKlXxzkyD
mashable Justin Trudeau awkwardly staring at Trump’s hand becomes an instant meme on.mash.to/2l0M0q4 pic.twitter.com/fIzGW9PwQg
RT @SydneyTom_: All the proof anyone needs. https://t.co/amHFMEi6np
RT @PeterLoshin: “Adobe is to infosec as Fosters is to Australian beer” said Gal @Shpantzer at #ransomware seminar at #RSAC (much better th…
Looking forward to the #RSAC stream becoming something other than endless repetitive imperative-voice spam from vendors! Exclamation!
@IanParryO @kcarruthers Quite large, yes.
ClickHole Wow! Looks like we might have a new power couple on our hands! clickhole.com/r/5404tsd pic.twitter.com/TxHsFm3h3i
Well it’s no asteroid, but it’ll have to do for now. https://t.co/RZM1UO7TM0
colinjones Trump’s face as Trudeau speaks French pic.twitter.com/pHN1blVlga
hugovk @bgzimmer @benjyraymunson @sean_m_duffy Here’s all the X-waffles found by @favibot, @lovihatibot and @nixibot. pic.twitter.com/YdAkn1kEH3
@staticsan I refuse to believe that.
WATCH OUT FOR THE GIANT HAWAII. https://t.co/WbaanWEQoU
@staticsan Oh dear God.
RT @sehnaoui: The first military crisis of the Trump administration was live-streamed on Facebook, while the President was getting secure i…
RT @workmanalice: Someone bought the domain https://t.co/47ZaTMBP69 and re-directed it to https://t.co/zcp69QNwx1 🤔🤔🤔
I tell you what, in American the excitement never fuckin’ ends! https://t.co/2IacgxXvLd
Why would you even… [brain collapses in on itself and catches fire] https://t.co/xvU7E7hx5V
RT @jeamland: *door crashes open* “HI EVERYONE I’M FAMOUS CRAZY UNCLE ERIC AND I’M BAAAAAACK!†https://t.co/6jQjixnD3L
thegrugq_ebooks well, it’s not like wearing black shirts is particularly practical in the tropics, they’re Republicans, so definitely.
@jpwarren Yep.
@jpwarren Nothing different that I could see. “What is the purpose of your visit today?†and then “Welcome back to America, Sir.”
@jpwarren We can discuss a list of adjectives later.
I’m sure there was some point to this, but it’s lost on me. https://t.co/qijAv4YaOg
Once more, the #RSAC press working room is equipped with an endless supply of cured meats.
@ResignInShame I remember listening to a lengthy diatribe in a dive bar yesterday, but that’s kinda where my memory of the day runs out.
So far the people I’ve met in the People’s Democratic Republic of California have not been entirely supportive of the new President.
kashanacauley When you’re afraid small hands might be contagious: pic.twitter.com/apAYfhOqrr
Here’s all the stuff on this weekâ@RSAConferenceence in San Francisco. It’s going to be hersaconference.com/events/us17c#RSAC #RSAC
Mon plan, redraft: Register for @RSAConference #RSAC (done); lunch in the press working room; 1430+ PT press briefings, reception etc.
@Steve_Lockstep @RSAConference It WA says #RSAC on the pocket guide.
No Ban, No Wall. pic.twitter.com/v3cQfE0wyQ
Well here we are then… #RSAC pic.twitter.com/u9cE3z12aT
@SmurfingBeer The clue is right there in the tweet.
Note that I’ll be using the hashtag #RSAC for the @RSAConference and not #RSAC2017 because we know what year it.
Mon plan, draft: Errand; register for @RSAConference #RSAC; 1430+ PT press briefings, reception etc.
Monday. Your could always trim those leaves back and give yourself more room. Monday.