I’m going off the line now.
@MoaniePandium @FakeDanTosello Or, just set fire to everything and watch it burn.
oliyoung Week. Four. Even Nixon would be impressed.
nytimes.com/2017/02/14/us/…
OK then. twitter.com/M_Taverniti/st…
“Trump Campaign Aides Had Repeated Contacts With Russian Intelligence”, reports @nytimes, so there’s that. mobile.nytimes.com/2017/02/14/us/…
Maybe I should put my used underwear on the blockchain.
@FakeDanTosello Oh ditto. That would’ve been awesome. Still, there’s people who want to “put IoT on the blockchain”, which helps somehow.
@FakeDanTosello I’m guessing IT manager.
Khanoisseur Next time you hear Trump claim the entire casino industry was hit by the “bad economy” remember this chart @svdate..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…ps
I am back at the hotel and I’m so, so tired.
Well this looks like a hoot. twitter.com/ColinJBettles/…
CYBER. #cyber
Spotted outside #RSAC. pic.twitter.com/hZj6OdnYMC
@scott_thewspot Absolutely. They also discussed ransomware in connected cars. Fun for all the family.
IT IS NOT NATURAL FOR THESE TO BE PURPLE THAT IS JUST WRONG AND I WILL BE INVESTIGATING IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES STAND..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Im
@scott_thewspot You seem to have lost the ability to feel excitement.
jbuhrmester Trump nominates relative unknown candidate Bill Blutin to replace Michael Flynn on National Security. pic.twitter.com/L0CFEZIJTW
I assume this is because their own families are fucked up and they want to blame someone else. Muslims. Gays. Magpi..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…4V
@scott_thewspot Oh for sure. To me, it sounds like the autonomous car thing etc will be OK long term, but it’ll be a problem earlier up.
iiTalW *Bursts through the double-glass doors of the Twitter head office, sending tweets everywhere*
“AM I TOO LATE TO ADD..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jO
An audience member just referred to Bitcoin as malware. #RSAC
Fok: Fail-safe means bridges don’t drop. US bridges aren’t dropping, they just feel like they’re dropping. It makes it more exciting. #RSAC
In summary, Ed Fok from the US Federal Highway Administration is cheerfully telling us how completely fucked we are. #RSAC
nousie Best part of RSA so far: seeing a guy in a tshirt that says “no purchasing authority” sitting by himself in a bar crowded with suits.
Oh great. The guy from the Federal Highway Administration is suggesting ways to weaponise compromises of the highway info network. #RSAC
“Booth action”, you say… twitter.com/Dome9/status/8…
JonathanMurden Best. Footnote. Ever. pic.twitter.com/11iwfYAb2L
MalwareJake The guy at the HP printer security booth seriously told a customer that he needs print security “because stuxnet ex..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…iZ
Just heard about some ransomware that only gives you the key if you infect two other machines. Cute. #RSAC
@iiTalW Kookaburras are wonderfully good at that.
I have seen an ibis steal chicken from a man’s hand! @ellinjaa @staticsan @marcuskelson @rharris334 pic.twitter.com/7sOlAH1x0u
O. M. G. twitter.com/GyanS/status/8…
I think we need to explore this further. #animalsstolemyfood #animalsarebastards #goddamanimals twitter.com/staticsan/stat…
@marcuskelson @rharris334 I, too, have had an emu do this, and you’re right.
@mpesce CORRECT.
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER TRY TO EAT A MAGPIE. twitter.com/rharris334/sta…
ThanhDuPlessis .@SecureWorks’ Aaron Guzman weighs in on #ransomware on the Internet of Things at #RSAC. Packed house! #IoT pic.twitter.com/6VS9pfiEBi
denormalize Today Trump removed all open data (9GB) from the White House open.whitehouse.gov/browse but I grabbed it all Jan 20! W..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…s8
joshgnosis When will media watch clear up whether jet fuel melts steel beams? twitter.com/thetowncrier/s…
Does Donald Trump have a cooking show yet?
austinkleon Now that’s a lede. washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/… pic.twitter.com/LuHYUZnrjE
“Not so loudly, Sir, or everyone will want one.” twitter.com/MarkDiStef/sta…
TamaraMcCleary In 2008, there were already more objects connected to the #Internet than people. onforb.es/1Hcv1UT..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…TQ
@jeamland One way or another, these things are always a HOWTO.
TrumpInTheWild I concur. twitter.com/WTFJHT/status/…
Next for me, in about 30 mins, a panel: “The Future of Ransomware on the Internet of Things” rsaconference.com/events/us17/ag… #RSAC
“Your pentester is your sparring partner,” says @TGambacorta. Good point. #RSAC
Here’s something else you need to worry about, @dobes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
GET A CYBERGRIP! Ping @dobes. twitter.com/CyberPrefixerA…
MalwareJake “Our product uses artificial intelligence” is vendor speak for it’s magic, don’t ask any questions - @strandjs..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…a0
Tips for reverse-engineering device firmware. Hurrah! #RSAC
I now know how to bypass root-detection on Android, at least most of the time. Hurrah! #RSAC
Just cited: “Asus Settles FTC Charges, Agrees To 20 Years Of Supervision” informationweek.com/government/cyb… Yep, keep patching for 20 years. #RSAC
“This kind of ‘security’ isn’t malicious. It’s just shit.” #RSAC
leslieza Gen Keith Alexander: We created the internet; we ought to be the first to defend it. @MDBiz #NCCoE #RSAC pic.twitter.com/y7dYA3HTzf
@scott_thewspot Lumped or pumped, @TGambacorta seems to considering it all to be one category. But we’ll see. We’re only 1/3 of the way in.
So @TGambacorta says he removed his next slide, which was “Why are we all not dead yet?” Now called the “Internet of Bricks”. #RSAC
Excellent. @TGambacorta is concentrating on industrial IoT hacking first. #RSAC
Hey @MalwareJake seems to be finding ALL the best bullshit today! #RSAC twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…
Uhoh, @TGambacorta is handing out candy before his session. “None of it is poisoned,” he says. #RSAC
Next up for me: “IoT Ecosystems: An Adversary’s Perspective” rsaconference.com/events/us17/ag… #RSAC
Can I have some of what they’re on? #RSAC twitter.com/MalwareJake/st…
Histreepix Multibillionaire John D. Rockefeller Sr. gives a tab of acid to a child on his 84th birthday, 1923. pic.twitter.com/lbHBu6N4VZ
gattaca Reminder that the #RSAC party list is available here liquidmatrix.org/blog/2017/01/0…
jaketapper Yeah that’s not the real story twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
@markhumphries Well now your problem is solved!
tinaissa They broke up on Valentine’s Day. Tragic. Hope the aftershocks don’t kill everyone in the world.
Have a good day! twitter.com/rawstory/statu…
Kevin Poulson: “The only way to go down from being a convicted felon is to become a journalist.” #RSAC
chris23 “The more Klan accounts they friended, the more the Facebook algorithm located new ones for them to solicit for mut..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…wg
Solid analysis of @LynwenConnick leaving PM&C to become ANZ’s CISO. innovationaus.com/2017/02/A-race…
Next up for me: “Security Investigative Journalists Speak Out” rsaconference.com/events/us17/ag… #RSAC
Here’s @MichaelInfosec’s write-up of McCaul’s keynote. infosecurity-magazine.com/news/rsac-the-… #RSAC
josephfcox I don’t think Wikileaks moaning about leaks will ever get old twitter.com/wikileaks/stat…
Is Greg Hywood still a thing?
MalwareJake An #RSAC vendor just offered to help protect me against “rainbow attacks”
I have something new to worry about now…
Well here’s this morning’s mental image. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…
The new Verizon Data Breach Digest is out. You can click past the regwall. verizonenterprise.com/verizon-insigh…
Meh. France isn’t THAT big. twitter.com/BlogsofWar/sta…
PeterAlexander BREAKING: Secret Service Director Joseph Clancy has announced he will retire effective March 4.
… instead of hand-waving about “Cyber Pearl Harbour”, it’s specifics. Realistic SCADA attacks, IoT mayhem, hacking elections etc#RSACAC 2/2
My last #RSAC was in 2011, so six years ago. The talk of cyberwar is a lot more focused. Still an existential threat, but… 1/2
We need to look at quantum computing, says McCaul. We’ll soon have the “digital atomic bomb”. Calls for cooperation with allies. #RSAC
It’s clear that McCaul sees the RU attacks on “our democracy” as a “red line” that’s been crossed. #RSAC
McCaul: Our ability to win in cyberspace depends on our ability to deliver “meaningful consequences” #RSAC
“Digital Security Commission” is what McCaul proposes calling it. #RSAC
As background, McCaul does have a background in some of this stuff. rsaconference.com/events/us17/sp… #RSAC
“We don’t have soldiers patrolling our streets,” says McCaul. Proposes a civilian cyber defence agency under Dept Homeland Security. #RSAC
Aha! He’s making this a “Your country needs you” speech, and we need o lead this with a civilian organisation… #RSAC
@daviottenheimer Clearly the way to go.
My God, McCaul just quoted Churchill’s “We will fight them on the beaches” speech. #RSAC
McCaul: “I believe that creating back doors into security platforms would be a big mistake.” [Applause] #RSAC
You can tell this guy is a former prosecutor. This is very much a “we need to take them down” speech. #RSAC
McCaul: We’re trying to fight a 21st century war with “a 19th century bureaucracy”. #RSAC
RSAConference Cyber intrusions have the potential to damage the very fabric of our republic - @RepMcCaul #RSAC
This session is “The War in Cyberspace: Why We Are Losing—and How to Fight Back”rsaconference.com/events/us17/ag…K—and-How-to-Fight-Bac#RSACAC
Big round of applause. #RSAC
The Chair of the House Homeland Security Committee just kicked off his keynote with a pro-immigration America land of the free speech. #RSAC
@marymad Many thanks. :)
flashboy i mean you have to admit that’s a lovely bit of play by rowling there pic.twitter.com/FVBfRy14yp
MiriamElder Everything is fine
buzzfeed.com/mitchprothero/… pic.twitter.com/M60a9KQFUa
@wibbly I think I’ll just eat in the press working room, where it’s a buffet and I can choose my own portions.
Well, I tried to order a light breakfast, but I don’t think America understands the concept.
scottbix President Trump chose to be briefed on a North Korean ballistic missile test at a crowded dinner table at Mar-a-Lag..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Er
TimCushing We’ve gone past post-fact into post-plausible twitter.com/thehill/status…
Tue plan, supplemental: I’m starting slowly because I’m trying to avoid coming down with a cold. I’ll watch the early keynotes tonight.
Tue plan, draft: A solid day at @RSAConference in San Francisco, details TBA. rsaconference.com/events/usaf-ve… #RSAC
Tuesday. They spiral down and down and down forever and ever, and then stop. Tuesday.