Gorn.
There you go again, @ALeighMP, confusing things with your so-called “economics” and “facts”. twitter.com/ALeighMP/statu…
@Rashas_Mo Easy enough to check.
Important tweet from earlier #2, which kicked off a long thread about #nycowgate. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Important tweet from earlier #1. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@jplonie @kcarruthers No, she meant when I’m lying down.
@PointZeroOne And you just know that’s what he calls it.
emtothea Good Traditional Dog Names, now ruined forever:
Milo
Rex
Donald
Mnuchin
Scottie
Flynn
Beauregard
Ivanka
Bigly
Pizzagate
Executive Order
The nausea is back again. twitter.com/fakeedbutler/s…
True, this. twitter.com/SBSMovies/stat…
@PointZeroOne Exactly that.
@ResignInShame Well that’s just about the posture during the act.
@ResignInShame Well what else could it be?
I’m not 100% sure, but I believe this means “If you’re getting into fisting, always be the top, not the bottom.” pic.twitter.com/CRApFOY28m
Trying to work up a joke about more than one kind of washup / washout at Sky / tidal wash but not really nailing it. twitter.com/SkyBusiness/st…
And in just one photograph you know it’s going to annoy the shit out of you. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…
xeni Five bucks says we end up at war with China because someone farts at the wrong time or something utterly banal
Or possibly because it makes it easier for him to slake his thirst for the blood of kakapo while rolling naked in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fc
M00nbat.
@kcarruthers I’m on the bed, but not in bed. Why?
Hurrah! Australia leads the world again! twitter.com/abcnewsCanberr…
@kcarruthers I don’t know. There are… gaps.
Milo just called him “Daddy”, though. “Now that Daddy’s in the White House,” he said the other day. twitter.com/TheLastWord/st…
Obviously both are excellent, but if you could only choose one…?
Which is worse?
Milo / Thiel?
Or Milo-Thiel 2024?
posty Trump. Tardigrade. Trump. Tardigrade. Trumpigrade. Thanks @GaryRidesBikes twitter.com/GaryRidesBikes…
@bigbadave I don’t know, but there’s enough stuff to explain things without looking for more.
@aimee_maree Yep. Could be worse.
@bigbadave I AM NOT SURE.
@developerjack I’ve never been in a helicopter, but that one is bad.
THE HELICOPTER IS HERE AGAIN.
@MatthewBevan @ABCthedrum Oh shit. It’s someone I should be nice to.
@MatthewBevan No, @ABCthedrum should mind. Those tags don’t appear in all Twitter clients.
There wouldn’t be a problem. @LaTrioli put me live onto breakfast TV and nobody was harmed.
FFS I seriously need to be on these TV programs and provide a bit of clue. Or have my own.
@MatthewBevan @ABCthedrum Oh, Matt, it’s the bloke with no tie who looks like a confused puppy who hasn’t been thrown his biscuit yet.
Why is Favstar and how can it be prevented?
So why are you sitting there in front of a TV camera doing exactly that? twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…
MarkDiStef Bloomberg finds new coal plants in Australia would make producing power almost TWICE as expensive as other tech..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aj
Imagen if you actually thought this sentence mate enough sense to say out loud. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…
annelisebaer A little *too* real… pic.twitter.com/wTKLUnR7fP
Oh FFS. twitter.com/EskoKilpi/stat…
Glinner “I only liked him when he harassed game developers, black women and rape victims” twitter.com/LouiseMensch/s…
gths James Bond actually died in that last film, but they gave it a “love conquers all” ending.
egadheg “Probably thirty, forty times I’ve been sprayed by DiCaprio’s mom. She’s a squirter.” Guess the context, if you like.
glengyron Check this tweet pic.twitter.com/sOJqaoQoe6
So are its customers. twitter.com/DDsD/status/83…
In further news, @JoshFrydenberg is looking at pissing on the living room carpet and then retro-fitting sponges to..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rK
Well you’ve got to admit, it’s far from the weirdest fantasy that Tories have. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…
ChuckTingle please retweet this and make me OVERNIGHT VIRAL STAR i will go to bed now please make sure this as 100000 retweets in morning thank you
NewtonMark “Networks were demolished by storms in SA. Fix it by drilling NSW for gas to sell to China. Perfect!” twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…
If data is processed in the cloud but no-one can hear it… twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
@LightheartedDan @roseannebyrne Oh joy…
@NuclearAnthro Not pasteurised milk?
@markhumphries @reillystyley I’d been wondering why you liked being on my podcast so much. Or was that just another lie?
Thank God, finally, someone has explained the significance of this statue. twitter.com/PersianRose1/s…
@LightheartedDan Cool.
@JackGJessen Indeed. Those damn inconsiderate certs, expiring on a holiday. Who could have predicted that?
“Trump’s ‘beautiful’ Oval Office phones and what was changed on them” electrospaces.blogspot.com.au/2017/02/trumps… pic.twitter.com/0B0f6BUDuC
@PaulMcEwan6 Well that IS my name so hey… ;)
See NOW we’re getting somewhere. twitter.com/BundyB/status/…
Now playing: Aretha Franklin, “I Say a Little Prayer” youtube.com/watch?v=o8cCww…
@PaulMcEwan6 Heh. I had to do something like that at SFO, ‘cos passport, visa, and ticket were all slightly different.
@PaulMcEwan6 I am too scared to ask…
@PaulMcEwan6 I know the process is frustrating for many, if not most. Thankfully I’m more relaxed about it than that. Hope you’re doing OK.
@PaulMcEwan6 Oh, there’s no hang-in-there about it, but thanks. It was just a passing observation. :)
@jplonie Thanks. But I am already familiar with this concept.
If only there were some sort of machine to record important information and remind people — or even do the task..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6s5
THE SYSTEM WORKS! twitter.com/cstechcast/sta…
@PaulMcEwan6 Exactly that.
Once there were the Four Humours. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humorism Now we have the Hundred Neurotransmitters. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurotran…
@BeachPhilosophy Yep. Particularly when such trials only include a subset of potential patent types. No pregnant women, say.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, and you can trace the heritage of man of these ideas.
I’m lucky to be curious and observant, with great medicos. I can feel how things are interacting, and discuss. Must be hell without that.
As the medical profession will admit, at least the honest folks, it’s more art than science.
Over time, you learn what your own unique response will be in different circumstances. Except the first time. You guess, often incorrectly.
@SnarkyPlatypus I only got the script filled yesterday lunchtime. Today is still messy. I’ll just ramp up the dosage faster.
One of the best* things about a mood disorder is the endless series of “What if we try this?” neurochemical adventures.
@PeteLawler Oh. Yeah.
@SnarkyPlatypus It was SSRI Discontinuation Syndrome while combined with the ongoing mood stabiliser. A synergy of effects.
@PeteLawler That’s perfect, you arsehat.
@SnarkyPlatypus No, just a few drinks the other day led to confusion, memory loss, and some truly frightening nightmares. Confronting.
@purserj Yeah I just translated that, and no.
당신은 모두 부드러운 자지 있습니다.
What’s Korean for “You are all softcocks”?
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost The chef at the Korean cafe down the hill a bit came out to check my soup order, but I was fine.
@ResignInShame Alas no, I have an early flight Saturday morning, and much to do before then. Brain chemistry permitting.
Anyway, it’s too early in the day for a Soju Adventure.
@NuclearAnthro @War_Kittens Yeah that’s what the stats show. Sigh.
@ResignInShame Oh well that’s OK then.
@SnarkyPlatypus No such thing.
WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN AWARE OF THIS UNTIL NOW? pic.twitter.com/fb332e5nXn
@NuclearAnthro @War_Kittens Can I just say, “Yeah you should be.” I really don’t know how low-income Americans survive.
EXACTLY LIKE THIS! twitter.com/ericscheid/sta…
@jdub @michaelneale Were you pants-on or pants-off?
I’m sure I’ve seen this video… twitter.com/TomMcIlroy/sta…
@War_Kittens I can imagine! Thank the gods, I was born in a country with one of these commie socialised health systems.
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh. OK then.
@War_Kittens That said, my GP tends to tell me not to bother doing it slowly. “You’ve experienced worse after a long weekend.” Humph.
@War_Kittens Oooh yeah! Too-fast out and back in with an SSRI, I’m familiar with that. But not when combined with a mood stabiliser.
@ericscheid Pretty much, yes. Stun the fucker and wrap it in as many layers of parentheses as your budget allows.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [Deep breath.] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
CyclistBartek I have such a device. It’s called a bicycle. twitter.com/econscitech/st…
PhilipSoos Everything that is wrong with the Australian economy in one image.
The ghost of Henry George is thrashing about. pic.twitter.com/WJgwF9xIve
Ah well, it was both (1) too much hassle to find a US doctor etc; and (2) a fascinating experiment.
As an aside, running out of one of the meds in SFO and only ramping back in from yesterday is a fun* thing to do.
@Rashas_Mo Oh indeed. And it makes me very, very sad.
Before I change subjects, one final rallying call: λ-CALCULUS ALL THE THINGS OR GTFO.
NewtonMark Switch off all the things. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…
@ericscheid This is all now a blur of finite state automata / machines, the calculus of functions, and the like. #iamgettingold
@ericscheid Oh dear, we’re exercising some old brain cells! We did a year on grammars, parsers, compilers, before a semester on proofs.
The new Canberra code for “tired and emotional”? twitter.com/rosieslewis/st…
@nickzoic Oh dear God. Substitution as a functional programming. But yeah you need the loop to create the FSM / Turing Machine. Still, cool.
TroveAustralia Maps are an oft-overlooked component of Trove. Here’s one of our favourites - Australia by sheep, no sheep:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…j8
Hmmm… Let’s try that URL for the Church–Turing thesis agabit.ly/2kXBU7AN2gkCK
@SnarkyPlatypus Anyway, we had to be able to reproduce Church-Turing in exams, and I could. It’s not really that hard.
@SnarkyPlatypus I don’t know the exact number, but shortly after Church and Turing proved it in 1936. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church–Turing_thesis
Finally, he’s coming over to my way of thinking. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…
@ericscheid You are not the first. Of course Stack Overflow takes and empirical approach, while I learned the theoretical.
This is disturbing. I got straight distinctions in all this computability theory stuff. Now I can barely recognise it.
Ah I remember this, @unixbigot. µ-recursive functions! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Μ-recursive_function
(“Remember” is..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nJ
Yeah, @unixbigot, this look right. math.stackexchange.com/questions/1120… pic.twitter.com/ZoW6EHsi98
@unixbigot That makes sense. Tho in my Theory of Computation subjects we had to be able to do it using Pure Maths, not by experimenting.
Rashas_Mo @stilgherrian you can learn so much from incomplete search strings pic.twitter.com/fDZc9SBAHr
Oh this is cute. Very cute. twitter.com/FBI/status/834…
I chose not to go down there. Now I’m trying to remember the process for proving something was Turing-complete. #itwasalongtimeago
@AusRob I just type ‘em. I don’t explain ‘em.
@timClicks There is that. Code-embed in Perl regex can fix that. It can also cause stars to implode, and cause cats to give birth to dogs.
Meanwhile, if you’d like a REALLY bad rabbit-hole to go down… Pin@jdububtwitter.com/michaelneale/s…F5
Well, @daxtens, my research reveals that only Perl regex is Turing-complete, and then only if you have code-embed turned on. Sadpanda.
@BundyB I already piss off those people.
Heh. Seems I’m not the first one to go down this path… pic.twitter.com/6Po7aupBYj
@daxtens I’m not sure that’s the same question. If it’s Turing-complete then you can use it to write a parser for anything.
And with one tweet, I put myself into a very, very specific box. Sigh.
Is there anything you can’t use a regex for? I suspect not. Without checking, I think regex is Turing-complete.
MrCsandDs ‘…commitment to using vague platitudes’ twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…
TheFix I proposed “Come at me, bro.” It must have come in second. twitter.com/propublica/sta…
@NicholasFryer I don’t you can ever take that back.
@NicholasFryer I suspect, however, doing it with a regex is perhaps overkill.
@NicholasFryer You could try killing all email where the body matches /.*\WSEO\W.*/i … That’s a bit rough, tho, with some edges cases.
@coreyscottallen I’m working in HCMC for the week.
@NicholasFryer I have a lot of material already too, so I’ll aim at Wed 8 Mar.
sarahelks This is the best thing I’ve seen in #qldpol today, @CaseyBriggs twitter.com/caseybriggs/st…
There are some excellent words in this list. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@NicholasFryer Here you go. morewords.com/contains/seo/
@NicholasFryer There’s a bunch of tools for generating that. Stand by.
Ah well here’s one less thing to worry about. pic.twitter.com/YpwQTsU2Ca
JohnBirmingham Read this as ‘backfisting’, which is even better. twitter.com/markdistef/sta…
breachreadiness Read it- Revised Draft @POTUS #ExecutiveOrder on #Cybersecurity lawfareblog.com/revised-draft-… pic.twitter.com/GJwScefpgy
@AttardMon @MacleayCollege @MarcFennell And production costs could be kept low. Win-win!
velvetart Washington Post made this graph.
Twice as many hours tweeting as in intel briefings pic.twitter.com/rbDIri6fk0
This is not a sentence, and any parser that says it is should be rejected as malware. twitter.com/paulbam3/statu…
Now wondering whether to delete and re-do that tweet because of the punctuation crime. @AttardMon @MacleayCollege @MarcFennell
“If you want a vision of the future, @AttardMon @MacleayCollege, imagine @MarcFennell’s face on every screen — forever”.
“Hey mum, look at me! I’m a script kiddie!” twitter.com/BiellaColeman/…
AequoEtBono When sub-editors discover “truth in advertising” … twitter.com/NikkiProtyniak…
@thegrugq_ebooks I thought we were already there?
@thegrugq_ebooks “If”? If what?
jpwarren Somewhere there is a person making a pineapple, anchovy, and eggplant pizza.
“Commendable bordering on demented” is a great summary of my life too. twitter.com/markhumphries/…
Wow. We now have @Cyber_Roo AND some cyber beef! @Cyber_Roo and @Cyber_Moo! twitter.com/ashabeeeee/sta…
@jamesthewarlock I can’t wait for the new album, from his new Thin Pink Tongue period.
TrumpInTheWild I once heard a little bird chirp that his offspring was kidnapped by Russian mafia, and his candidacy was a ransom..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3l
@reillystyley Thanks, Claire. I’m staying on in HCMC for the weekend, so with luck will have some time to poke around.
Wow. My imagination has just gone to a very strange place. twitter.com/MiamiHerald/st…
@stacejarman You’d better not read any of my other tweets then. #nycowgate
Fact 2 of 2. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…
Fact 1 of 2. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…
HLMenckenBot The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours.
TrainLinkWest Do you recognise these boofheads?
twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…
WE HAVE VIDEO I REPEAT WE HAVE VIDEO. #nycowgate independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…
I think I’ll turn all these #nycowgate tweets into a monologue, as with “The 9pm Detachable Foreskin Monologue” stilgherrian.com/edict/00058/
Well it cud have been there, I guess.
#nycowgate twitter.com/joneaves/statu…
This is not a cowincidence. There was definitely a second cow.
#nycowgate twitter.com/rwerkh/status/…
@dmeeze “The 9pm Edam”.
I grew up on a dairy farm. I know these things. But “cow” is also used as a generic singular for “cattle”…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…x1
I still can’t get over the fact that it was just ONE cow. #nycowgate
johnb78 *extremely 2000s Eastern European boy band voice*
Netanyahu
Netanyahey
Netanyahe
Netanyahaha pic.twitter.com/2qdAxMpu4g
newsbanks Donald Trump would not be US President if this criteria still existed. pic.twitter.com/DJbTIT6w5t
@oberonsghost @expectproblems Fair point. The pneumatics industry should look into this valuable market.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG. twitter.com/droneblog/stat…
Or anywhere else in it, when you think about it.
#ithinkaboutit
@Herring1967 #thinksaboutit twitter.com/hansmollman/st…
@expectproblems OK, I’m definitely stopping now.
@expectproblems I am shocked to hear this. SHOCKED.
@expectproblems Yeah but look I can’t say anything complimentary now, otherwise I’m saying “Hey, girl, GREAT TITS.” ;)
@expectproblems Well, except to say that could be a sitcom. Thought it’s probably already an Adam Sandler movie.
@expectproblems Well yes, obviously. But it wasn’t a matter of minding your own business and suddenly OMFG BREASTS!!1!!1!
I’ll shut up now.
@reillystyley Ho Chi Minh City, covering APRICOT/APNIC. 2017.apricot.net
@expectproblems Is this the time to mention that, look, you’re the one who went and got breasts? (I suspect it’s not.)
@expectproblems Yeah but that category is on a different axis. You can be petite AND look good with breasts. #orsotheytellme #notanexpert
I am so going to get a burner card for the Vietnam trip.
NewtonMark Get a plane. twitter.com/TheOpalUser/st…
I’ll drop some thoughts on the US trip into a podcast, but only the gods know when I’ll get to that. I fly to Vietn..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bd
@juhasaarinen You’ll regret saying that.
I see what you did there. twitter.com/bastardsheep/s…
Excellent, My replacement card just arrived. Shall I tweet a photo?
Wed plan, redraft: Wait PATIENTLY for new card; errands and lunch, Katoomba; write for @zdnetaustralia; more writing; evening TBA.
Move forward, I mean #nycowgate
HEY EVERYONE I THINK WE CAN FINALLY MORE FORWARD WITH THIS STORY! #nycowgate twitter.com/PeteLawler/sta…
@CreetureNZ You’ll be the first to know.
There’s a lot of known unknowns in this story. #nycowgate twitter.com/jodiem/status/…
toby_etc writing stock photo captions may be the best job in the world pic.twitter.com/q43W2UOj3d
Truth bomb. #nycowgate twitter.com/cafuego/status…
aedwardslevy guys I’m worried about AP pic.twitter.com/PvS83mxqsC
mckinnon_a Chris Kenny’s entire life, accompanied by the sad “whomp whomp” trombone noise pic.twitter.com/l4tJIQzgsE
This replacement card had better arrive soon because I really need to restock my meds. As you can see.
How much would it cost to send them Mr Kenny? twitter.com/mackiemarsello…
fanfiction_txt Larry the Cable Guy learned the secret of the Patriotic Drive from Abe Lincoln himself and later taught it to his Marxist disciples
clickbaitrobot Retweet If You Want This Photo Of Prince Harry To Appear In Your Followers’ Timelines #PrinceHarry pic.twitter.com/rdqgXMx2yP
IMPORTANT AND ALSO VERY IMPORTANT FACT. twitter.com/davispg/status…
Yeah. TAKE THAT, SCIENCE! twitter.com/davispg/status…
@R_Chirgwin We kinda did that one, more or less.
Oh no. I am both appalled and a little excited now. #nycowgate twitter.com/PeteLawler/sta…
@marcuskelson @davispg I’m also the first result for “neocon sex kitten”.
@marcuskelson @davispg My work here is done.
@scott_thewspot I see what you did there.
But still, like, ONE cow.
cbcasithappens We just received this statement from Iceland’s President Guðni Th. Jóhannesson regarding his thoughts on pineapple..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jc
I should probably stop trolling @NYPDnews ‘cos they have guns n’shit.
Hurrah! I seem to be the #1 Google result for “things just catch fire sometimes”.
Moreover, @NYPDnews, consider this. twitter.com/hashtag/newtow… pic.twitter.com/87ev4bK6Yo
One cow.
Here you go, @NYPDnews. They’re just goddam cows. And you had like ONE cow. pic.twitter.com/KVOfQc5xAN
Seriously, @NYPDnews, in Sydney we had TWO water buffalos on the loose. Firefighters just herded them into a pen. news.com.au/finance/busine…
“Things just die sometimes,” says NYPD spokesperson. twitter.com/NYCityAlerts/s…
Maybe they should have handled this cowvertlly, @BraddJaffy. A steak-out of some sort.
#sorrynotsorry twitter.com/BraddJaffy/sta…
@glengyron You’re just jealous.
ICYMI #2: Me on this web site last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
ICYMI #1: Me at @zdnetaustralia Tue: “Australian @Cyber_Roo hops to San Francisco seeking trade” zdnet.com/article/austra…
“Why Verizon Decided to Stick With Yahoo Deal After Big Data Breaches” wsj.com/articles/why-v… [Price down $350M, split costs of any more.]
In the @australian today, “SJW” in a lede without scare quotes. Bonus points for the pop-over advert…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dl
@munin I understand. Back when I had a client calling me about an “emergency” I blurted out “Police, fire, or ambulance?”
@munin Yeah but there could be clarity benefits in declaring, say, DEFCON OHFUCKWEARESOSCREWED.
That said, @R_Chirgwin, I’d like to see a Boeing 737 do some landings and takeoffs at YKAT.
@munin It sounds to me like we need a rewrite of the DEFCON system.
franksting Makes plans to visit the great civilisation of Iceland twitter.com/guardian/statu…
mumbletwits Of course it was, pet. pic.twitter.com/5Z6Ogne8KS
As they say in the catalogues, photograph for illustration purposes only. @R_Chirgwin twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@R_Chirgwin RSCU202 it says here, but yes. pic.twitter.com/PwfHuw70Me
Surely portals would be better? twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/st…
There’s a helicopter right overhead.
SquigglyRick Malcolm begins to brief old mate on his “clean meteorite” technology. (Pic: Alex Ellinghausen) pic.twitter.com/t0rNuOfZW0
bananafitz i have so many followup questions. pic.twitter.com/pAUgLREQVC
fanfiction_txt FROM NOW ON, ALL OF MY FANFICTION WILL BE FUNDED BY FINANCIAL DOMINATION. OPEN YOUR WALLET FOR ME, PAYPIGS!
Wed plan, draft: Slow start; write for @zdnetaustralia; wait for new card; lunch and errands, Katoomba; more writing; evening TBA.
@JanJoostBouwman This is most definitely a work trip.
thegrugq_ebooks Holy shit, like blow up a mountain or something.
Has there ever been anything worse in the history of the world? twitter.com/marcuskelson/s…
@BreakfastNews A cynic might think it was just a way to “free up” the “frozen” super money and give it to property developers. 2/2
@BreakfastNews More cash in the housing market without addressing supply? Prices go up, more money for developers, affordability worse. 1/2
Wednesday. You really do need to put that onto a coaster or something or it’ll be a hell of a mess. Wednesday.