Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 22nd, 2017

@mpesce @retrogrrl Don’t worry. I’ll lose them again soon.

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@mpesce @retrogrrl Congrats on having a regular TV gig again!

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There you go again, @ALeighMP, confusing things with your so-called “economics” and “facts”. twitter.com/ALeighMP/statu…

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Important tweet from earlier #2, which kicked off a long thread about . twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@PointZeroOne And you just know that’s what he calls it.

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emtothea Good Traditional Dog Names, now ruined forever:

Milo
Rex
Donald
Mnuchin
Scottie
Flynn
Beauregard
Ivanka
Bigly
Pizzagate
Executive Order

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@ResignInShame Well that’s just about the posture during the act.

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I’m not 100% sure, but I believe this means “If you’re getting into fisting, always be the top, not the bottom.” pic.twitter.com/CRApFOY28m

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Trying to work up a joke about more than one kind of washup / washout at Sky / tidal wash but not really nailing it. twitter.com/SkyBusiness/st…

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And in just one photograph you know it’s going to annoy the shit out of you. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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xeni Five bucks says we end up at war with China because someone farts at the wrong time or something utterly banal

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Or possibly because it makes it easier for him to slake his thirst for the blood of kakapo while rolling naked in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…fc

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Hurrah! Australia leads the world again! twitter.com/abcnewsCanberr…

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Milo just called him “Daddy”, though. “Now that Daddy’s in the White House,” he said the other day. twitter.com/TheLastWord/st…

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Obviously both are excellent, but if you could only choose one…?

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Which is worse?
Milo / Thiel?
Or Milo-Thiel 2024?

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posty Trump. Tardigrade. Trump. Tardigrade. Trumpigrade. Thanks @GaryRidesBikes twitter.com/GaryRidesBikes…

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@bigbadave I don’t know, but there’s enough stuff to explain things without looking for more.

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@developerjack I’ve never been in a helicopter, but that one is bad.

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THE HELICOPTER IS HERE AGAIN.

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@MatthewBevan No, @ABCthedrum should mind. Those tags don’t appear in all Twitter clients.

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There wouldn’t be a problem. @LaTrioli put me live onto breakfast TV and nobody was harmed.

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FFS I seriously need to be on these TV programs and provide a bit of clue. Or have my own.

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@MatthewBevan @ABCthedrum Oh, Matt, it’s the bloke with no tie who looks like a confused puppy who hasn’t been thrown his biscuit yet.

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Why is Favstar and how can it be prevented?

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So why are you sitting there in front of a TV camera doing exactly that? twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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MarkDiStef Bloomberg finds new coal plants in Australia would make producing power almost TWICE as expensive as other tech..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…aj

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Imagen if you actually thought this sentence mate enough sense to say out loud. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…

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annelisebaer A little *too* real… pic.twitter.com/wTKLUnR7fP

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Glinner “I only liked him when he harassed game developers, black women and rape victims” twitter.com/LouiseMensch/s…

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gths James Bond actually died in that last film, but they gave it a “love conquers all” ending.

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egadheg “Probably thirty, forty times I’ve been sprayed by DiCaprio’s mom. She’s a squirter.” Guess the context, if you like.

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glengyron Check this tweet pic.twitter.com/sOJqaoQoe6

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In further news, @JoshFrydenberg is looking at pissing on the living room carpet and then retro-fitting sponges to..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…rK

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Well you’ve got to admit, it’s far from the weirdest fantasy that Tories have. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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ChuckTingle please retweet this and make me OVERNIGHT VIRAL STAR i will go to bed now please make sure this as 100000 retweets in morning thank you

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NewtonMark “Networks were demolished by storms in SA. Fix it by drilling NSW for gas to sell to China. Perfect!” twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…

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If data is processed in the cloud but no-one can hear it… twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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@markhumphries @reillystyley I’d been wondering why you liked being on my podcast so much. Or was that just another lie?

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Thank God, finally, someone has explained the significance of this statue. twitter.com/PersianRose1/s…

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@JackGJessen Indeed. Those damn inconsiderate certs, expiring on a holiday. Who could have predicted that?

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“Trump’s ‘beautiful’ Oval Office phones and what was changed on them” electrospaces.blogspot.com.au/2017/02/trumps… pic.twitter.com/0B0f6BUDuC

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@PaulMcEwan6 Well that IS my name so hey… ;)

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See NOW we’re getting somewhere. twitter.com/BundyB/status/…

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Now playing: Aretha Franklin, “I Say a Little Prayer” youtube.com/watch?v=o8cCww…

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@PaulMcEwan6 Heh. I had to do something like that at SFO, ‘cos passport, visa, and ticket were all slightly different.

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@BundyB @jplonie All goats, in truth, are cyber goats.

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@PaulMcEwan6 I know the process is frustrating for many, if not most. Thankfully I’m more relaxed about it than that. Hope you’re doing OK.

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@PaulMcEwan6 Oh, there’s no hang-in-there about it, but thanks. It was just a passing observation. :)

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@jplonie Thanks. But I am already familiar with this concept.

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If only there were some sort of machine to record important information and remind people — or even do the task..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…6s5

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Once there were the Four Humours. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humorism Now we have the Hundred Neurotransmitters. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurotran…

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@BeachPhilosophy Yep. Particularly when such trials only include a subset of potential patent types. No pregnant women, say.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, and you can trace the heritage of man of these ideas.

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I’m lucky to be curious and observant, with great medicos. I can feel how things are interacting, and discuss. Must be hell without that.

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As the medical profession will admit, at least the honest folks, it’s more art than science.

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Over time, you learn what your own unique response will be in different circumstances. Except the first time. You guess, often incorrectly.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I only got the script filled yesterday lunchtime. Today is still messy. I’ll just ramp up the dosage faster.

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One of the best* things about a mood disorder is the endless series of “What if we try this?” neurochemical adventures.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It was SSRI Discontinuation Syndrome while combined with the ongoing mood stabiliser. A synergy of effects.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, just a few drinks the other day led to confusion, memory loss, and some truly frightening nightmares. Confronting.

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@purserj Yeah I just translated that, and no.

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당신은 모두 부드러운 자지 있습니다.

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What’s Korean for “You are all softcocks”?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost The chef at the Korean cafe down the hill a bit came out to check my soup order, but I was fine.

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@ResignInShame Alas no, I have an early flight Saturday morning, and much to do before then. Brain chemistry permitting.

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Anyway, it’s too early in the day for a Soju Adventure.

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WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN AWARE OF THIS UNTIL NOW? pic.twitter.com/fb332e5nXn

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@NuclearAnthro @War_Kittens Can I just say, “Yeah you should be.” I really don’t know how low-income Americans survive.

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@jdub @michaelneale Were you pants-on or pants-off?

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I’m sure I’ve seen this video… twitter.com/TomMcIlroy/sta…

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@War_Kittens I can imagine! Thank the gods, I was born in a country with one of these commie socialised health systems.

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@War_Kittens That said, my GP tends to tell me not to bother doing it slowly. “You’ve experienced worse after a long weekend.” Humph.

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@War_Kittens Oooh yeah! Too-fast out and back in with an SSRI, I’m familiar with that. But not when combined with a mood stabiliser.

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@ericscheid Pretty much, yes. Stun the fucker and wrap it in as many layers of parentheses as your budget allows.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [Deep breath.] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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CyclistBartek I have such a device. It’s called a bicycle. twitter.com/econscitech/st…

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PhilipSoos Everything that is wrong with the Australian economy in one image.

The ghost of Henry George is thrashing about. pic.twitter.com/WJgwF9xIve

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Ah well, it was both (1) too much hassle to find a US doctor etc; and (2) a fascinating experiment.

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As an aside, running out of one of the meds in SFO and only ramping back in from yesterday is a fun* thing to do.

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@Rashas_Mo Oh indeed. And it makes me very, very sad.

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Before I change subjects, one final rallying call: λ-CALCULUS ALL THE THINGS OR GTFO.

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NewtonMark Switch off all the things. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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@ericscheid This is all now a blur of finite state automata / machines, the calculus of functions, and the like.

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@ericscheid Oh dear, we’re exercising some old brain cells! We did a year on grammars, parsers, compilers, before a semester on proofs.

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The new Canberra code for “tired and emotional”? twitter.com/rosieslewis/st…

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@nickzoic Oh dear God. Substitution as a functional programming. But yeah you need the loop to create the FSM / Turing Machine. Still, cool.

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TroveAustralia Maps are an oft-overlooked component of Trove. Here’s one of our favourites - Australia by sheep, no sheep:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…j8

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Hmmm… Let’s try that URL for the Church–Turing thesis agabit.ly/2kXBU7AN2gkCK

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@SnarkyPlatypus Anyway, we had to be able to reproduce Church-Turing in exams, and I could. It’s not really that hard.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I don’t know the exact number, but shortly after Church and Turing proved it in 1936. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church–Turing_thesis

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Finally, he’s coming over to my way of thinking. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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@ericscheid You are not the first. Of course Stack Overflow takes and empirical approach, while I learned the theoretical.

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This is disturbing. I got straight distinctions in all this computability theory stuff. Now I can barely recognise it.

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Ah I remember this, @unixbigot. µ-recursive functions! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Μ-recursive_function

(“Remember” is..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…nJ

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@unixbigot That makes sense. Tho in my Theory of Computation subjects we had to be able to do it using Pure Maths, not by experimenting.

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Rashas_Mo @stilgherrian you can learn so much from incomplete search strings pic.twitter.com/fDZc9SBAHr

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I chose not to go down there. Now I’m trying to remember the process for proving something was Turing-complete.

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@AusRob I just type ‘em. I don’t explain ‘em.

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@timClicks There is that. Code-embed in Perl regex can fix that. It can also cause stars to implode, and cause cats to give birth to dogs.

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Meanwhile, if you’d like a REALLY bad rabbit-hole to go down… Pin@jdububtwitter.com/michaelneale/s…F5

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Well, @daxtens, my research reveals that only Perl regex is Turing-complete, and then only if you have code-embed turned on. Sadpanda.

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@BundyB I already piss off those people.

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Heh. Seems I’m not the first one to go down this path… pic.twitter.com/6Po7aupBYj

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@daxtens I’m not sure that’s the same question. If it’s Turing-complete then you can use it to write a parser for anything.

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And with one tweet, I put myself into a very, very specific box. Sigh.

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Is there anything you can’t use a regex for? I suspect not. Without checking, I think regex is Turing-complete.

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MrCsandDs ‘…commitment to using vague platitudes’ twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…

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TheFix I proposed “Come at me, bro.” It must have come in second. twitter.com/propublica/sta…

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@NicholasFryer I don’t you can ever take that back.

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@NicholasFryer I suspect, however, doing it with a regex is perhaps overkill.

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@NicholasFryer You could try killing all email where the body matches /.*\WSEO\W.*/i … That’s a bit rough, tho, with some edges cases.

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@NicholasFryer I have a lot of material already too, so I’ll aim at Wed 8 Mar.

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sarahelks This is the best thing I’ve seen in today, @CaseyBriggs twitter.com/caseybriggs/st…

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There are some excellent words in this list. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@NicholasFryer There’s a bunch of tools for generating that. Stand by.

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Ah well here’s one less thing to worry about. pic.twitter.com/YpwQTsU2Ca

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JohnBirmingham Read this as ‘backfisting’, which is even better. twitter.com/markdistef/sta…

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@AttardMon @MacleayCollege @MarcFennell And production costs could be kept low. Win-win!

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velvetart Washington Post made this graph.
Twice as many hours tweeting as in intel briefings pic.twitter.com/rbDIri6fk0

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This is not a sentence, and any parser that says it is should be rejected as malware. twitter.com/paulbam3/statu…

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Now wondering whether to delete and re-do that tweet because of the punctuation crime. @AttardMon @MacleayCollege @MarcFennell

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“If you want a vision of the future, @AttardMon @MacleayCollege, imagine @MarcFennell’s face on every screen — forever”.

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“Hey mum, look at me! I’m a script kiddie!” twitter.com/BiellaColeman/…

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AequoEtBono When sub-editors discover “truth in advertising” … twitter.com/NikkiProtyniak…

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jpwarren Somewhere there is a person making a pineapple, anchovy, and eggplant pizza.

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“Commendable bordering on demented” is a great summary of my life too. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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Wow. We now have @Cyber_Roo AND some cyber beef! @Cyber_Roo and @Cyber_Moo! twitter.com/ashabeeeee/sta…

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@jamesthewarlock I can’t wait for the new album, from his new Thin Pink Tongue period.

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TrumpInTheWild I once heard a little bird chirp that his offspring was kidnapped by Russian mafia, and his candidacy was a ransom..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…3l

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@reillystyley Thanks, Claire. I’m staying on in HCMC for the weekend, so with luck will have some time to poke around.

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Wow. My imagination has just gone to a very strange place. twitter.com/MiamiHerald/st…

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@stacejarman You’d better not read any of my other tweets then.

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HLMenckenBot The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours.

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TrainLinkWest Do you recognise these boofheads?
twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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I think I’ll turn all these tweets into a monologue, as with “The 9pm Detachable Foreskin Monologue” stilgherrian.com/edict/00058/

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This is not a cowincidence. There was definitely a second cow.

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I grew up on a dairy farm. I know these things. But “cow” is also used as a generic singular for “cattle”…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…x1

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I still can’t get over the fact that it was just ONE cow.

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johnb78 *extremely 2000s Eastern European boy band voice*
Netanyahu
Netanyahey
Netanyahe
Netanyahaha pic.twitter.com/2qdAxMpu4g

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newsbanks Donald Trump would not be US President if this criteria still existed. pic.twitter.com/DJbTIT6w5t

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@oberonsghost @expectproblems Fair point. The pneumatics industry should look into this valuable market.

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@expectproblems Yeah but look I can’t say anything complimentary now, otherwise I’m saying “Hey, girl, GREAT TITS.” ;)

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@expectproblems Well, except to say that could be a sitcom. Thought it’s probably already an Adam Sandler movie.

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@expectproblems Well yes, obviously. But it wasn’t a matter of minding your own business and suddenly OMFG BREASTS!!1!!1!

I’ll shut up now.

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@expectproblems Is this the time to mention that, look, you’re the one who went and got breasts? (I suspect it’s not.)

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@expectproblems Yeah but that category is on a different axis. You can be petite AND look good with breasts.

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I am so going to get a burner card for the Vietnam trip.

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NewtonMark Get a plane. twitter.com/TheOpalUser/st…

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I’ll drop some thoughts on the US trip into a podcast, but only the gods know when I’ll get to that. I fly to Vietn..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…bd

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Excellent, My replacement card just arrived. Shall I tweet a photo?

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Wed plan, redraft: Wait PATIENTLY for new card; errands and lunch, Katoomba; write for @zdnetaustralia; more writing; evening TBA.

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HEY EVERYONE I THINK WE CAN FINALLY MORE FORWARD WITH THIS STORY! twitter.com/PeteLawler/sta…

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toby_etc writing stock photo captions may be the best job in the world pic.twitter.com/q43W2UOj3d

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aedwardslevy guys I’m worried about AP pic.twitter.com/PvS83mxqsC

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mckinnon_a Chris Kenny’s entire life, accompanied by the sad “whomp whomp” trombone noise pic.twitter.com/l4tJIQzgsE

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This replacement card had better arrive soon because I really need to restock my meds. As you can see.

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How much would it cost to send them Mr Kenny? twitter.com/mackiemarsello…

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fanfiction_txt Larry the Cable Guy learned the secret of the Patriotic Drive from Abe Lincoln himself and later taught it to his Marxist disciples

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clickbaitrobot Retweet If You Want This Photo Of Prince Harry To Appear In Your Followers’ Timelines pic.twitter.com/rdqgXMx2yP

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@R_Chirgwin We kinda did that one, more or less.

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@marcuskelson @davispg I’m also the first result for “neocon sex kitten”.

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cbcasithappens We just received this statement from Iceland’s President Guðni Th. Jóhannesson regarding his thoughts on pineapple..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…jc

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I should probably stop trolling @NYPDnews ‘cos they have guns n’shit.

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Hurrah! I seem to be the #1 Google result for “things just catch fire sometimes”.

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Here you go, @NYPDnews. They’re just goddam cows. And you had like ONE cow. pic.twitter.com/KVOfQc5xAN

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Seriously, @NYPDnews, in Sydney we had TWO water buffalos on the loose. Firefighters just herded them into a pen. news.com.au/finance/busine…

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“Things just die sometimes,” says NYPD spokesperson. twitter.com/NYCityAlerts/s…

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Maybe they should have handled this cowvertlly, @BraddJaffy. A steak-out of some sort.

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ICYMI #1: Me at @zdnetaustralia Tue: “Australian @Cyber_Roo hops to San Francisco seeking trade” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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“Why Verizon Decided to Stick With Yahoo Deal After Big Data Breaches” wsj.com/articles/why-v… [Price down $350M, split costs of any more.]

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In the @australian today, “SJW” in a lede without scare quotes. Bonus points for the pop-over advert…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…dl

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@munin I understand. Back when I had a client calling me about an “emergency” I blurted out “Police, fire, or ambulance?”

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@munin Yeah but there could be clarity benefits in declaring, say, DEFCON OHFUCKWEARESOSCREWED.

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That said, @R_Chirgwin, I’d like to see a Boeing 737 do some landings and takeoffs at YKAT.

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@munin It sounds to me like we need a rewrite of the DEFCON system.

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franksting Makes plans to visit the great civilisation of Iceland twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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mumbletwits Of course it was, pet. pic.twitter.com/5Z6Ogne8KS

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As they say in the catalogues, photograph for illustration purposes only. @R_Chirgwin twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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There’s a helicopter right overhead.

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SquigglyRick Malcolm begins to brief old mate on his “clean meteorite” technology. (Pic: Alex Ellinghausen) pic.twitter.com/t0rNuOfZW0

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bananafitz i have so many followup questions. pic.twitter.com/pAUgLREQVC

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fanfiction_txt FROM NOW ON, ALL OF MY FANFICTION WILL BE FUNDED BY FINANCIAL DOMINATION. OPEN YOUR WALLET FOR ME, PAYPIGS!

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Wed plan, draft: Slow start; write for @zdnetaustralia; wait for new card; lunch and errands, Katoomba; more writing; evening TBA.

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@Cyber_Roo @ZDNet @crdavies It’s important to make these things clear.

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thegrugq_ebooks Holy shit, like blow up a mountain or something.

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Has there ever been anything worse in the history of the world? twitter.com/marcuskelson/s…

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@BreakfastNews A cynic might think it was just a way to “free up” the “frozen” super money and give it to property developers. 2/2

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@BreakfastNews More cash in the housing market without addressing supply? Prices go up, more money for developers, affordability worse. 1/2

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Wednesday. You really do need to put that onto a coaster or something or it’ll be a hell of a mess. Wednesday.

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