Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 24th, 2017

JohnRentoul From the archive: a year ago today twitter.com/JohnRentoul/st…

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NewtonMark Known chemtrails activist thinks the Essendon plane crash was faked. m.youtube.com/watch?v=SHn52B… This is wild.

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Four hours left in this IMPORTANT poll. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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OH, middle-aged mother, to adult daughter, massive Belfast accent: “Coffee and muffin? You want never to have a boyfriend?”

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ra6bit I’ve discovered there is about a 50/50 split between people who think a firewall “failing safe” means it passes or blocks traffic.

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It’d be great if someone other than UNSW won this. Consider that a challenge. twitter.com/TheMoufia/stat…

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cjlambert Nobody describes themselves as a highly strung asshole tho do they twitter.com/nzherald/statu…

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I guess we’ll never know, given that WA Liberals and QLD Liberals are such bosom buddies. Hugs and kisses all round.

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I can see this whole Soapy-Bell thing will end with people having recall problems. If only Soapy had a diary so we could clear things up.

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Oh shit, sorry. I accidentally tweeted an ool mun story. Tweet deleted.

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I have retreated to a nearby hostelry for a reasonably-priced steak.

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For those keeping track, Una’s looked good, as always, but I remembered the size of the schnitzels and gutlessed out.

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@dobes Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you?

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@stacejarman Thanks. But what I’m after is non-PBS so the eventual journey was worth it.

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OH, different person, nasal twang, to bf: “Oh maybe I did meet him there. I was so fucked up that night.”

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OH: “… something that came out of a plastic cup, and I thought, ‘You wanker’.”

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@stacejarman Someone else suggested Una’s, which is appealing. It was one of my regulars.

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Ah, such sweet words! Eleven kilovolt fault!

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Earthlings! I want you consider your next statement very carefully! pic.twitter.com/tabMC4NOxp

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Walking towards Oxford Street, and once more despairing at Australia’s unnecessarily draconian gun control laws.

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@staticsan OK, this makes me much happier. I haven’t been to Una’s in ages, and it’s a lovely place.

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BennettArron Very sad that an elderly woman named Doris was actually killed by storm Doris. But let’s hope the next storm is called Piers…..

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“The postie always rings twice: Abbott and Fahour give Coalition the smell of death”, writes @murpharoo theguardian.com/australia-news… IT IS SO ON!

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joshgnosis You can tell it is on because the Tony Kenya tips have started arriving again.

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Wow the Burger People seem to be a bit confused.

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I am appalled to see how many of you think that a burger is an acceptable Friday night dinner.

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@developerjack Yes well, that’s whole ‘nuther issue.

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I’m actually thinking of paying the extra for the drugs to prevent having to go over there.

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Damn. The nearest Chemist Warehouse is over on Oxford Street. Expect considerable irritation.

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lex_looper CNN just said the world is in $217 Trillion debt.

Who the f*©k do we owe money to? The Decepticons???

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@developerjack I don’t know that a restless sleep is going to be all that exciting for you.

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@developerjack I’m not allowed to have coffee after midday.

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I remember when the Cross was part of my local patch. It’s changed so much since those days.

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I’m sure there’s somewhere to eat in Kings Cross, Potts Point, or Darlinghurst.

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OK, so after THIS pint I’m definitely going to check in and then consider (1) shopping as discussed (2) dinner.

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@NuclearAnthro Heh. Yeah, @latingle is one of the finest political writers in the country.

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Mind you, is these are the op-eds that are running, IT IS SO FUCKIN’ ON IT CAN NEVER EVER BE OFF.

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“As is always the case, Abbott leaves a stinking pile of loopy policy ideas steaming on the footpath.”

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Hey Tony, you know that when even Malcolm has achieved more than you did, you know what that means?

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Yeah when @latingle gets going, she gets going. Love your work, ma’am. pic.twitter.com/fvDpP6jueY

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@domknight Let’s be clear, @paulkidd doesn’t know everything. But yeah @LeeLinChinSBS, definitely.

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“Tony Abbott: Even his friends now say he is a liar and a clunkhead”, writes @latingle afr.com/opinion/tony-a… Gosh.

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@tim_rutter It’s definitely in both those three things.

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I’m going with the former theory, but only because I hope it’s not the latter. twitter.com/tveastman/stat…

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@tim_rutter How much of that is down to amateurs buying cheap jets though?

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@Liam_Nevill Thank you. I feel like a complete arsehat now. Like, staring with Macchi shows both my age and my incompetence.

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Oh yeah. @Liam_Nevill has it. Aero L-39 Albatros. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aero_L-39… So many of these Czech fuckers in private..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…FG

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There is that, but nah, it’s a Hawk. Macchi has side-by-side seating under a bubble canopy. Should’ve seen that…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…x5

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Actually I just assumed that was a Macchi without checking. Maybe it’s a Hawk. Please assist. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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There has been a confluence of mysterious forces beyond our reckoning.

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@bigbadave This assumes I’m going to be near the same place each month. It wasn’t knowing, it was logistics.

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sintixerr Next step: all the genuinely terrifying implications of what it means if the US starts playing info war on Russian..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1W

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cjwerleman Some of the world’s leading terrorism experts tell me what they think of Trump’s counterterrorism czar:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…JY

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A better, less blurry, photo of my current location. pic.twitter.com/5EUGQFDb96

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@newsbanks Oh exactly. But as I say, no idea if @SecretService got / is into all than.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Your cyber defences are probably wrong, again” zdnet.com/article/your-c…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I wouldn’t call the Kings Cross Hotel “new”, but I’ve popped in a few times lately.

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@newsbanks My contact with @SecretService has only been their anti-fraud side. Back in the Cold War some agencies took paranormal seriously,

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I wonder whether @SecretService will take an interest in this one. twitter.com/newsbanks/stat…

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newsbanks Witches plan to cast mass spell against Donald Trump: huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/donald-t… @HuffingtonPost @newscomauHQ @dmoyeweirdnews

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Those necessities are a universal power plug converter (I lost my all-in-1 beastie) and all the prescription medicines (not like last week).

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TrainLinkWest Buses replace trains btwn Mt Vic & Lithgow due to lightning strikes damaging equip at Lithgow ow.ly/IhRk309jeqv

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rabihalameddine Apparently, the Irtysh River in Russia froze like this last year.
Still, you refused to see the signs.
Still pic.twitter.com/JsmEN0CaW2

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I think a TGIF ale is called for, before checking in and obtaining some last-minute necessities.

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Arriving at the Place of Royal Fury.

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@jpwarren Thanks. It’s a daytime flight, so I may well tweet it. Assuming SQ’s internet doesn’t cost a fortune.

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Welcome, Brother. Your training is complete. twitter.com/sintixerr/stat…

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@jpwarren Well I’m going in the other direction tomorrow. To the Land of American Capitalist Pig-Dog Defeat via Shopping Mall Island.

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aussexparty 50/50 in @theheraldsun points out silliness of arguments opposing safer injecting facilities. ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…FD

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Mayank1029 “A journalist is a machine that converts coffee into copy.”

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I left the Blue Mountains two hours ago. twitter.com/twiddlekins/st…

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MagicRealismBot A zebra made of unicorns is born in Burma.

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@ResignInShame @zdnetaustralia I don’t know. @ashabeeeee is editing today, so maybe she’ll add a few.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. The nominal cyber count is a mere 6.

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OK, I’d better get on writing today’s column. My ill-informed speculation can can wait until later. Except for my column.

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“Tonight on ‘I’m an Instant Fucking Expert’, North Korea and chemical warfare! Good evening, I’m Dwayne Arsehat.”

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@BlogsofWar @CovertContact It sounds to me like an episode on nerve agents and DPRK might be timely, given today’s news.

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Regarding those few tweets about nerve agents etc, please be aware that I’ve almost no idea what I’m talking about.

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@DDsD @19bk69 True. So my gut feeling comes back to coercion, or low-fact indoctrination, or lying (the reality TV thing).

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@19bk69 If you’re prepared, this doesn’t seem too onerous. Also, it’s DPRK. Assassins could well be coerced. pic.twitter.com/pqSJz97xps

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@19bk69 Also, simple auto-injectors for the antidote are available in large numbers.

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@19bk69 If someone hasn’t developed a safe way to deliver a tiny dose of a nerve agent then I’d be very surprised.

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@ScottRhodie I’ll have to take your word for that.

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The real question here is how much would you have to pay for 45 tons of expired reject cheese-filled hotdogs. Askin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…df

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2tonbug Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer.

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@ddowza I’ve arrived at KUL in the early morning, and there was NO customs staff at all.

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And up goes another red flag.

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LONG LIVE THE PURPLE POSSUM!

Actually, is this is true, then this is suddenly a whole lot more scary. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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Wait. That means The On will happen while I’m out of the country!

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I know Tony will want this sorted before Mardi Gras weekend. twitter.com/samdastyari/st…

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I know Tony will want it all sorted before Mardi Gras weekend. twitter.com/samdastyari/st…

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samdastyari IT’S DEFINITELY ON IF WE ARE ALREADY AT ‘FULL SUPPORT’ TERRITORY. pic.twitter.com/4TTmQltw5S

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Panahi_Fans In which Chris Kenny makes a poor attempt to troll @GreenJ, then gets annoyed when @firstdogonmoon labels him “an e..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9P

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HealthUntoDeath This is an anti aircraft shell that was removed from an anus. It is the single most patriotic thing I’ve ever seen. pic.twitter.com/QXiVrSDH9s

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Viss there’s a gif for this.
I dont think I need to post it though. pic.twitter.com/5QkYjwmGtM

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GovGoogles what would kevin do

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edbott “Solar eclipse…” Oh, suuuuuure. This is the cover for the Great Meteor strike. pic.twitter.com/rbbASgj7ys

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@DavidRDHeath It say here a 777-300ER to SIN, then an A330 to SGN.

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Ah, I’m behind in my @onthemedia listening.o I must now say @Bobosphere also runs amok in the full ep “Leak State”. wnyc.org/story/on-the-m…

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Maybe, @onthemedia @Bobosphere, perhaps that’s just because I, too, am a “connoisseur of schadenfreude”.

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I say, @onthemedia’s “Out Like Flynn” ectra by @Bobosphere is both informative and fun. wnyc.org/story/out-flynn

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taviso Cloudflare have been leaking customer HTTPS sessions for months. Uber, 1Password, FitBit, OKCupid, etc. bugs.chromium.org/p/project-zero…

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Bobosphere Trumptionary

“Almost every” = 19 twitter.com/bennettbarr/st…

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Hurrah! The first Joint Cyber Security Centre, in Brisbane, due to open before Christmas, has just been opened. attorneygeneral.gov.au/Mediareleases/…

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@rpy Indeed. Still, at least they left the pieces there.

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Is it sad that I can take one look at that and think, “St Leonards station”? twitter.com/rpy/status/834…

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rpy i have bad news… they don’t. they’re dead pic.twitter.com/8jRlMoUMak

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@developerjack I’m just out of practice. And on medication. I’m starting today about three hours later than intended.

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Fri plan, an observation: I’m really just making this up as I go along now, which is risky before another international trip.

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Fri plan, redraft: Pack; train to Sydney; write for @zdnetaustralia en route; meals as appropriate; stay in Sydney before tomorrow’s flight.

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“Exclusive: United States could become an ‘associate member’ of the Commonwealth” telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/2… [Lulwut?]

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Well this all seems to be going to plan.

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Wow, Tony Abbott has really let himself go. twitter.com/imraansiddiqi/…

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Unwise_Trousers A tiger pride hunting down and killing a drone: whatever this is a metaphor for, I am in favour of it. twitter.com/itvnews/status…

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morgan_murphy not being racist but these immigrants taking American jobs all look alike. pic.twitter.com/mOpsdzloT7

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Fri plan, supplemental: I also have to tie up a bunch of loose ends before heading to Vietnam on Saturday morning. A big bunch.

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start, for some reason; write for @zdnetaustralia; pack; train to Sydney; comms en route; evening TBA.

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IMPORTANT: Your opinion is needed on a vital questions. Please complete this poll. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Friday. More eggs than legs. Friday.

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thegrugq_ebooks He’s a dick, Daniel Cuthbert, a dick.

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Yeah we seem to be getting to the heart of the matter already. pic.twitter.com/dAVoEy6wkZ

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@KarlskiB It’s always a quollity thing to do.

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“Quokka” is such a tinny word. Quokka. Not a nice woody word like “quoll”. Quoll. Yes, so much better.

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Quokkas are pretty much bullshit animals.

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