JohnRentoul From the archive: a year ago today twitter.com/JohnRentoul/st…
NewtonMark Known chemtrails activist thinks the Essendon plane crash was faked. m.youtube.com/watch?v=SHn52B… This is wild.
Want one. twitter.com/shanghaiist/st…
Four hours left in this IMPORTANT poll. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
OH, middle-aged mother, to adult daughter, massive Belfast accent: “Coffee and muffin? You want never to have a boyfriend?”
ra6bit I’ve discovered there is about a 50/50 split between people who think a firewall “failing safe” means it passes or blocks traffic.
It’d be great if someone other than UNSW won this. Consider that a challenge. twitter.com/TheMoufia/stat…
cjlambert Nobody describes themselves as a highly strung asshole tho do they twitter.com/nzherald/statu…
I guess we’ll never know, given that WA Liberals and QLD Liberals are such bosom buddies. Hugs and kisses all round.
I can see this whole Soapy-Bell thing will end with people having recall problems. If only Soapy had a diary so we could clear things up.
Oh shit, sorry. I accidentally tweeted an ool mun story. Tweet deleted.
I have retreated to a nearby hostelry for a reasonably-priced steak.
For those keeping track, Una’s looked good, as always, but I remembered the size of the schnitzels and gutlessed out.
@dobes Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you?
@stacejarman Thanks. But what I’m after is non-PBS so the eventual journey was worth it.
OH, different person, nasal twang, to bf: “Oh maybe I did meet him there. I was so fucked up that night.”
OH: “… something that came out of a plastic cup, and I thought, ‘You wanker’.”
@stacejarman Someone else suggested Una’s, which is appealing. It was one of my regulars.
@johnb78 No, but what an excellent idea. #noexperimentneeded
This is awful.
Ah, such sweet words! Eleven kilovolt fault!
Earthlings! I want you consider your next statement very carefully! pic.twitter.com/tabMC4NOxp
Walking towards Oxford Street, and once more despairing at Australia’s unnecessarily draconian gun control laws.
@staticsan OK, this makes me much happier. I haven’t been to Una’s in ages, and it’s a lovely place.
@Liam_Nevill Exactly.
This is so full of wrong. twitter.com/kheitman_au/st…
BennettArron Very sad that an elderly woman named Doris was actually killed by storm Doris. But let’s hope the next storm is called Piers…..
“The postie always rings twice: Abbott and Fahour give Coalition the smell of death”, writes @murpharoo theguardian.com/australia-news… IT IS SO ON!
joshgnosis You can tell it is on because the Tony Kenya tips have started arriving again.
Wow the Burger People seem to be a bit confused.
@glengyron Sweet, isn’t it.
I am appalled to see how many of you think that a burger is an acceptable Friday night dinner.
Exactly. twitter.com/tim_rutter/sta…
@developerjack Yes well, that’s whole ‘nuther issue.
The word, @GreenJ, is “imploding”. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…
I’m actually thinking of paying the extra for the drugs to prevent having to go over there.
Damn. The nearest Chemist Warehouse is over on Oxford Street. Expect considerable irritation.
lex_looper CNN just said the world is in $217 Trillion debt.
Who the f*©k do we owe money to? The Decepticons???
@developerjack I don’t know that a restless sleep is going to be all that exciting for you.
@DylanLacey Botherama.
@developerjack I’m not allowed to have coffee after midday.
@DylanLacey Oh tell me more!
I remember when the Cross was part of my local patch. It’s changed so much since those days.
I’m sure there’s somewhere to eat in Kings Cross, Potts Point, or Darlinghurst.
OK, so after THIS pint I’m definitely going to check in and then consider (1) shopping as discussed (2) dinner.
@NuclearAnthro Heh. Yeah, @latingle is one of the finest political writers in the country.
Mind you, is these are the op-eds that are running, IT IS SO FUCKIN’ ON IT CAN NEVER EVER BE OFF.
“As is always the case, Abbott leaves a stinking pile of loopy policy ideas steaming on the footpath.”
Hey Tony, you know that when even Malcolm has achieved more than you did, you know what that means?
Yeah when @latingle gets going, she gets going. Love your work, ma’am. pic.twitter.com/fvDpP6jueY
@domknight Let’s be clear, @paulkidd doesn’t know everything. But yeah @LeeLinChinSBS, definitely.
“Tony Abbott: Even his friends now say he is a liar and a clunkhead”, writes @latingle afr.com/opinion/tony-a… Gosh.
@tim_rutter It’s definitely in both those three things.
THE EXCITEMENT NEVER ENDS. twitter.com/rpy/status/835…
I’m going with the former theory, but only because I hope it’s not the latter. twitter.com/tveastman/stat…
@tim_rutter How much of that is down to amateurs buying cheap jets though?
@Liam_Nevill Thank you. I feel like a complete arsehat now. Like, staring with Macchi shows both my age and my incompetence.
This entire thread is true. twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…
Oh yeah. @Liam_Nevill has it. Aero L-39 Albatros. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aero_L-39… So many of these Czech fuckers in private..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…FG
There is that, but nah, it’s a Hawk. Macchi has side-by-side seating under a bubble canopy. Should’ve seen that…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…x5
Actually I just assumed that was a Macchi without checking. Maybe it’s a Hawk. Please assist. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
There has been a confluence of mysterious forces beyond our reckoning.
Macchi down! twitter.com/JasonMorrisonA…
@bigbadave This assumes I’m going to be near the same place each month. It wasn’t knowing, it was logistics.
sintixerr Next step: all the genuinely terrifying implications of what it means if the US starts playing info war on Russian..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1W
cjwerleman Some of the world’s leading terrorism experts tell me what they think of Trump’s counterterrorism czar:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…JY
A better, less blurry, photo of my current location. pic.twitter.com/5EUGQFDb96
@newsbanks Oh exactly. But as I say, no idea if @SecretService got / is into all than.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Your cyber defences are probably wrong, again” zdnet.com/article/your-c…
@SnarkyPlatypus I wouldn’t call the Kings Cross Hotel “new”, but I’ve popped in a few times lately.
@newsbanks My contact with @SecretService has only been their anti-fraud side. Back in the Cold War some agencies took paranormal seriously,
In position. pic.twitter.com/POVlRJyls2
I wonder whether @SecretService will take an interest in this one. twitter.com/newsbanks/stat…
newsbanks Witches plan to cast mass spell against Donald Trump: huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/donald-t… @HuffingtonPost #RESIST @newscomauHQ @dmoyeweirdnews
Those necessities are a universal power plug converter (I lost my all-in-1 beastie) and all the prescription medicines (not like last week).
@ashabeeeee @ResignInShame Dare ya.
TrainLinkWest #BlueMountainsLine Buses replace trains btwn Mt Vic & Lithgow due to lightning strikes damaging equip at Lithgow ow.ly/IhRk309jeqv
rabihalameddine Apparently, the Irtysh River in Russia froze like this last year.
Still, you refused to see the signs.
Still pic.twitter.com/JsmEN0CaW2
I think a TGIF ale is called for, before checking in and obtaining some last-minute necessities.
Arriving at the Place of Royal Fury.
@jpwarren Thanks. It’s a daytime flight, so I may well tweet it. Assuming SQ’s internet doesn’t cost a fortune.
Welcome, Brother. Your training is complete. twitter.com/sintixerr/stat…
@jpwarren Well I’m going in the other direction tomorrow. To the Land of American Capitalist Pig-Dog Defeat via Shopping Mall Island.
aussexparty 50/50 in @theheraldsun points out silliness of arguments opposing safer injecting facilities. #RichmondMSIC..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…FD
Mayank1029 “A journalist is a machine that converts coffee into copy.”
Changing trains at Central.
I left the Blue Mountains two hours ago. twitter.com/twiddlekins/st…
MagicRealismBot A zebra made of unicorns is born in Burma.
@ResignInShame @zdnetaustralia I don’t know. @ashabeeeee is editing today, so maybe she’ll add a few.
Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. The nominal cyber count is a mere 6.
Crossing the Nepean. instagram.com/p/BQ4Q2iRg58K/
OK, I’d better get on writing today’s column. My ill-informed speculation can can wait until later. Except for my column.
@expectproblems Not your best.
“Tonight on ‘I’m an Instant Fucking Expert’, North Korea and chemical warfare! Good evening, I’m Dwayne Arsehat.”
@BlogsofWar @CovertContact It sounds to me like an episode on nerve agents and DPRK might be timely, given today’s news.
Regarding those few tweets about nerve agents etc, please be aware that I’ve almost no idea what I’m talking about.
@DDsD @19bk69 True. So my gut feeling comes back to coercion, or low-fact indoctrination, or lying (the reality TV thing).
#purpletrain (not #purplepossum)
@19bk69 If you’re prepared, this doesn’t seem too onerous. Also, it’s DPRK. Assassins could well be coerced. pic.twitter.com/pqSJz97xps
@19bk69 Also, simple auto-injectors for the antidote are available in large numbers.
@19bk69 If someone hasn’t developed a safe way to deliver a tiny dose of a nerve agent then I’d be very surprised.
@ScottRhodie I’ll have to take your word for that.
The real question here is how much would you have to pay for 45 tons of expired reject cheese-filled hotdogs. Askin..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…df
2tonbug Kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs. I recall 96,000 pounds of cheese-filled hot dogs too. That was one wild summer.
@ddowza I’ve arrived at KUL in the early morning, and there was NO customs staff at all.
And up goes another red flag.
LONG LIVE THE PURPLE POSSUM!
Actually, is this is true, then this is suddenly a whole lot more scary. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…
Wait. That means The On will happen while I’m out of the country!
I know Tony will want this sorted before Mardi Gras weekend. twitter.com/samdastyari/st…
I know Tony will want it all sorted before Mardi Gras weekend. twitter.com/samdastyari/st…
samdastyari IT’S DEFINITELY ON IF WE ARE ALREADY AT ‘FULL SUPPORT’ TERRITORY. pic.twitter.com/4TTmQltw5S
@CrankyDevGuy @troyhunt Excellent work, all you guys.
Panahi_Fans In which Chris Kenny makes a poor attempt to troll @GreenJ, then gets annoyed when @firstdogonmoon labels him “an e..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…9P
HealthUntoDeath This is an anti aircraft shell that was removed from an anus. It is the single most patriotic thing I’ve ever seen. pic.twitter.com/QXiVrSDH9s
Viss there’s a gif for this.
I dont think I need to post it though. pic.twitter.com/5QkYjwmGtM
GovGoogles what would kevin do
edbott “Solar eclipse…” Oh, suuuuuure. This is the cover for the Great Meteor strike. pic.twitter.com/rbbASgj7ys
@DavidRDHeath Oh hell no. It’s SQ all the way.
@DavidRDHeath It say here a 777-300ER to SIN, then an A330 to SGN.
Ah, I’m behind in my @onthemedia listening.o I must now say @Bobosphere also runs amok in the full ep “Leak State”. wnyc.org/story/on-the-m…
Maybe, @onthemedia @Bobosphere, perhaps that’s just because I, too, am a “connoisseur of schadenfreude”.
I say, @onthemedia’s “Out Like Flynn” ectra by @Bobosphere is both informative and fun. wnyc.org/story/out-flynn #calmblueocean
taviso Cloudflare have been leaking customer HTTPS sessions for months. Uber, 1Password, FitBit, OKCupid, etc. bugs.chromium.org/p/project-zero…
Bobosphere Trumptionary
“Almost every” = 19 twitter.com/bennettbarr/st…
Hurrah! The first Joint Cyber Security Centre, in Brisbane, due to open before Christmas, has just been opened. attorneygeneral.gov.au/Mediareleases/…
@rpy Indeed. Still, at least they left the pieces there.
Is it sad that I can take one look at that and think, “St Leonards station”? twitter.com/rpy/status/834…
rpy i have bad news… they don’t. they’re dead pic.twitter.com/8jRlMoUMak
@developerjack I’m just out of practice. And on medication. I’m starting today about three hours later than intended.
Fri plan, an observation: I’m really just making this up as I go along now, which is risky before another international trip.
Fri plan, redraft: Pack; train to Sydney; write for @zdnetaustralia en route; meals as appropriate; stay in Sydney before tomorrow’s flight.
“Exclusive: United States could become an ‘associate member’ of the Commonwealth” telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/2… [Lulwut?]
Well this all seems to be going to plan.
Wow, Tony Abbott has really let himself go. twitter.com/imraansiddiqi/…
Just swim away with it, I guess? twitter.com/donttrythis/st…
Unwise_Trousers A tiger pride hunting down and killing a drone: whatever this is a metaphor for, I am in favour of it. twitter.com/itvnews/status…
morgan_murphy not being racist but these immigrants taking American jobs all look alike. pic.twitter.com/mOpsdzloT7
Fri plan, supplemental: I also have to tie up a bunch of loose ends before heading to Vietnam on Saturday morning. A big bunch.
Fri plan, draft: Slow start, for some reason; write for @zdnetaustralia; pack; train to Sydney; comms en route; evening TBA.
IMPORTANT: Your opinion is needed on a vital questions. Please complete this poll. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Friday. More eggs than legs. Friday.
thegrugq_ebooks He’s a dick, Daniel Cuthbert, a dick.
Yeah we seem to be getting to the heart of the matter already. pic.twitter.com/dAVoEy6wkZ
Just look at this half-arsed marsupial. #quokkasarebullshit twitter.com/miranda_maybe/…
@kcarruthers Well you are wrong.
@KarlskiB It’s always a quollity thing to do.
QUOKKA POLL: Quokkas are…?
Quoll.
“Quokka” is such a tinny word. Quokka. Not a nice woody word like “quoll”. Quoll. Yes, so much better.
Quokkas are pretty much bullshit animals.
What even is the point of quokkas?
@Rottoturbine @swearyanthony @NewtonMark Stupid fuckin’ things.