OK, I’ll really try to get some rest now. There’s clearly something wrong with me.
TheKouk Exactly 10 weeks till the budget speech…
Scarfolk Shrove Tuesday recipe ideas from Scarfolk Council chefs. #PancakeDay scarfolk.blogspot.com pic.twitter.com/6O4rVsxFK2
You don’t HAVE to be a bald white man to crew this show, but if you want to fit in… twitter.com/gordonwhitehea…
botandy the one child telepathically holding in check every spontaneous human combustion for the last decade, the man trying to distract her
@JournoLawJ It does.
Startup (n): A machine for turning other people’s money into bullshit.
swearyanthony “Let’s make an internet enabled toy” ❌
“That captures their voices” ❌
“Stored in MongoDB” ❌
“Exposed to the interne..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…WI
This does not look overly medical one bit. twitter.com/shane25873/sta…
Is this part of the whip fantasy, or a separate fantasy? twitter.com/JournoLawJ/sta…
It doesn’t prove anything of the sort. twitter.com/ARENA_aus/stat…
The fish rots from the head. twitter.com/helveticade/st…
I’m meant to be having a nap or something but the world is too stupid to ignore.
michaelneale WALKMANS! THEY WILL MAKE THE YOUNG PEOPLE DEAF LISTENING TO THEIR DURAN DURAN twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Yes, @Independent_ie, each morning I display my membership of Underpants Culture before Socks Culture… What is this bullshit?
“Earphone Culture”, apparently. twitter.com/Independent_ie…
Dipshits.
“… and God bless mummy and daddy, and give them positive outcomes, amen.” NOBODY TALKS THIS WAY. twitter.com/stuartayresmp/…
@PSyvret No, the other hamster.
Why is a hamster writing newspaper op-eds?
I’ve already prepared myself for @sydneymardigras by extending my stay in Vietnam.
bernietb Synergy. pic.twitter.com/E7bEcIVm4c
@joshgnosis Sorry, Josh.
At first I read this as Dastyari not wanting to eat Abetz out but then I thought about it. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
“Game of Clones – the dating show of your creepiest dreamstheguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…iT
TimWattsMP I knew the chemtrails over Parliament House this morning meant something was up! twitter.com/SenatorMRobert…
nktpnd Wowwowwow. These paragraphs are from a real, official US Department of Education statement from Betsy DeVos release..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…iB
Just defund the ABC, and the boomers will wither away without the sustenance. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…
@01000101 Thanks, though it appears not to be dengue season.
I did see them wearing conference lanyards, though, so I’ll find out more about them later. Stay tuned for episode two.
The final comment I heard is that he likes Vietnam more than Brussels. Because there’s time to get proper sleep on the flight.
God I can’t stand this any more. I think my room should be done now. I’m heading up there to cry.
He’s now complaining that his first wife didn’t appreciate his efforts in this regard. I am shocked to hear the marriage didn’t last.
The machinations he goes to so he gets his upgrades. At no time does it seem to occur to him that he could pay for them.
One of them chooses which flight his offspring travels from boarding school on spring break to maximise his miles.
Two loud American executives are talking about how they game airline miles. It’s a combination of OCD and dick-swinging.
I’m in the hotel foyer, waiting for my room to be ready again, and the people nearby are annoying.
I’ve run into a couple of attendees who, like me, are suffering more fatigue than normal and have the body aches etc.
There was precisely nothing in the presentation to support a comment like this. #apricot2017 twitter.com/LadyPoop2/stat…
This is also a dignified way of dealing with unliked relatives and neighbours. twitter.com/ellehardytweet…
yunheekim22 BREAKING: Samsung Heir Lee Jae-yong Indicted on Bribery Charges on.wsj.com/2ltrail
I wondered how they reproduced. Budding. That makes sense. twitter.com/Drag0nista/sta…
I love diversity. twitter.com/ABCthedrum/sta…
Mind you, I bet this is far from being the first inappropriate thing to have been done on the White House furniture. twitter.com/davebernstein/…
davebernstein Feet off WH furniture, trailer trash 😬 twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/st…
markhumphries I dread to think what time the bank will close now. twitter.com/abcnews/status…
@jeffsonstein Well he doesn’t RUN anything, he just wanders around telling everyone they’re wrong.
Routing detours are when internet traffic gets routed somewhere else odd before coming back. #apricot2017 pic.twitter.com/LBZmH1WiP1
Whoever at ANZ said this should have their pockets filled with gravel and be taken to the nearest river. twitter.com/alliecoyne/sta…
@jeffsonstein Never appoint an Australian pure mathematician as Chief Scientist of @apnic. ;)
Next: Anant Shah, Colorado State University, “Towards characterising international routing detours” 2017.apricot.net/program/speake… #apricot2017
Geoff, on sitting back down next to me, “I told you it was a quiet little talk about cryptography.” #apricot2017
Geoff just berated everyone who doesn’t use DNSSEC with key signing. Many derogatory words. “DNS is everything.” #apricot2017
@voltagex Oh yes. It’ll be on the Tube of Ewes at youtube.com/watch?v=EcRfse… I’ll provide a time index later up.
“Only the IEEE is worse,” he says. #apricot2017
“Standards groups are often dysfunctional, and IETF is no exception. To say it was broken would compliment it.” — Geoff Huston#apricot20177
I can’t keep up with all the different ways Geoff is trolling so many countries in quick succession. A virtuoso performance. #apricot2017
Geoff has just berated the room for using their oldest and cruddiest machines for DNS. He’s got a point. #apricot2017
“Don’t you just love magicians,” says Geoff. #apricot2017 pic.twitter.com/NoErqBRCc3
@Epigrammist Now there’s a question.
Geoff says that the real doom and gloom will come after lunch. #apricot2017
Geoff did tell me that there’s no doom and gloom in this presentation. Everything is relative. There is doom and gloom. #apricot2017
OpenSSL is “the Texas Chainsaw Massacre of crypto algorithms.” — Geoff Huston#apricot20177
… [DNSSEC] doesn’t rely on the wisdom, or the stupidity, of crowds.” Thanks, Geoff. 2/#apricot201717
On DNSSEC Interlocking Signaturss. “Thing of it like blockchain, because it’s trendy to say ‘blockchain’,” except… 1/#apricot201717
I like how Geoff reassures everyone by explaining how TLS works, and then destroys that by explaining the actual problems. #apricot2017
@FakeDanTosello Yeah, but look these are network guys. I am SO glad they’re interested in getting their head around this.
@harishpillay OK, now I’m feeling even older that I was five minutes ago.
@harishpillay By all means, Harish. :)
@voltagex Exactly.
@SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 Yeah ROT13 tends to look like that.
“We kind of hope quantum computing is bullshit. Because if it’s real, I’m in trouble, you’re in trouble.” —Geoff Huston#apricot20177
Oh. Geoff cites the Riemann hypothesis, suggests we “solve it during the break, you’ll make millions.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riemann_h… #apricot2017
Shut up. #apricot2017 twitter.com/jplonie/status…
Only two people in the room admitted to doing maths. (They’re network guys.) Geoff is losing them big time. “Far out,” he says. #apricot2017
@johnb78 Guvf vf jung unccraf jura lbh yrg n cher zngurzngvpvna ybbfr va Ivrganz.
Geoff is explaining the difference between symmetric and asymmetric crypto, and FAR too many people are taking notes. Crying. #apricot2017
Geoff is doing a crash history of crypto. “You’re all so young!” he says. “Who remembers ROT13?” Only I raise a hand. Sulk. #apricot2017
Right. Geoff Huston is up now. Livestream at 2017.apricot.net/program/schedu… #apricot2017 pic.twitter.com/MypgbY7t96
There’s no correlation between a country’s GDP per person and its IPv6 penetration. #apricot2017 pic.twitter.com/Acr2Chmxto
Just quietly, having Geoff Huston sitting next to me, running a commentary on this presentation, is kinda nice. #apricot2017
Governance arrangements are changing. #apricot2017 pic.twitter.com/ChRkTr2O3u
Lesson 1: There’s a lot of informal deals making the internet work. A lot. #apricot2017 pic.twitter.com/sNtWm1wXv8
First speaker: Bill Woodcock,
Packet Clearing House, “PCH 2016 Survey of Interconnection Agreements” 2017.apricot.net/program/speake… #apricot2017
First for me: Asia Pacific OPeratorS (APOPS) forum, in 5 mins at 0900 ICT. There’s a live stream. 2017.apricot.net/program/schedu… #apricot2017
@chrisrauchle @darrenpauli @AMS_IX @megaportnetwork No, they are not frogs. They are an abomination in the sight of God.
jeamland BREAKING: George Christensen preparing his move to a safe space.
“Privacy watchdog to probe Oz gov’s right to release personal info ‘to correct the record’”, writes @R_Chirgwin theregister.co.uk/2017/02/28/aus…
@chrisrauchle @darrenpauli @AMS_IX @megaportnetwork Red frogs are Freedom Frogs.
In further surprising news, Sean Spicer had a grip to begin with. twitter.com/SpyTalker/stat…
@jpwarren Oh I like where this might be heading.
Tue plan: APRICOT/APNIC all day 2017.apricot.net/program/schedu..#apricot201717, with writing breaks; evening in Ho Chi Minh City TBA.
@darrenpauli @AMS_IX @megaportnetwork What’s wrong with green frogs?
Congrats to the @AMS_IX @megaportnetwork crew for using real coffee as bait for data-gathering. #capturetheaddicts..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0v
Sorry, this was actually my point. Gunshots further up Geary wouldn’t be a totally unknown phenomenon, shall we say. twitter.com/max_au/status/…
Lulwut. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…
@nphair Heh. Indeed.
Re those last two retweets about San Francisco, the gunshots would’ve been, what? Six or seven blocks up Geary? Are these incidents linked?
jonahowenlamb #sf’s Market st shut from Kearney to abt 4th due possibly to bomb threat called into ADL pic.twitter.com/LbOZ9g9ax3
demianbulwa Twice in 5 min, bullets fly into San Francisco restaurants on Geary (one Eritrean, one Indian) sfgate.com/news/article/T… via @michael_bodley
CaseyBriggs they tried turning it off and on again twitter.com/Matt8Eaton/sta…
@nphair Sure, but not always? I’m curious about the choice of language.
Well, @GreenJ, you’ve got to admit, this is the best superhero ever. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…
Also, isn’t there a difference between “criminal behaviour” and “committed a crime”? I’m confused.
“Stamping out” criminal behaviour isn’t the only factor in choosing a course of action.
“Onshore detention mobile phone ban stamps out criminal behaviour: ABF.” Also, killing them. ab.co/2l3Gciu pic.twitter.com/KeOWIg8LZ2
“Cambodia ‘too busy’ for counter-terror exercise with Australia”, reports @abcnews ab.co/2l5J8uY pic.twitter.com/uFguwYFHST
There should be laws against this sort of thing. twitter.com/AndrewPStreet/…
jxeeno imagine if they made #estimates an open mic night
TomMcIlroy Eric Abetz says the flag is the flag of the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands which has declared was on Australia #estimates
TomMcIlroy Eric Abetz says the LGBTIQ rainbow flag was shown in the Finance Department foyer. He says its associated with an activist cause #estimates
staffo_sez Imagine a political process so closed it refuses to release information about a bird. twitter.com/SenatorLudlam/…
The crew from JPNAP have the best hoodies. I want one. #apricot2017
“World News”? OK then. pic.twitter.com/QdEO2JDi3c
Lol that’s the one I use, with Gillian Triggs in the foreground. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…
Timeless tweet. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
joshgnosis An answer today from October estimates on the day AGD is in #estimates, AGD says they don’t know how much Brandis d..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…12
I’m thinking APOPS (2) for Geoff Huston, the Forces Shaping the Network panel, and what else today? 2017.apricot.net/program/schedu… #apricot2017
hearsaycast Audit finds 10 Border Force officers illegally raided a house and detained 3 people theguardian.com/australia-news…
hearsaycast Audit of Border Force finds “29% of airport searches examined were unlawful” theguardian.com/australia-news…
The trick seems to be to go out there before 0800 ICT. pic.twitter.com/rmN2IIBEwR
THIS IS WHAT I KEEP TELLING YOU PEOPLE. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…
SnarkyPlatypus Because he worked for NAB for 17 years before entering politics is the correct answer twitter.com/mikejanda/stat…
@garthk At AusCERT one year, @NewtonMark followed Geoff, and started his presentation with a slide of the calm blue ocean.
Tue plan, draft: APRICOT/APNIC all day 2017.apricot.net/program/schedu… #apricot2017; evening in Ho Chi Minh City TBA. Must also write something.
workmanalice Brandis admits to @SenatorSkye the gov left Indigenous Affairs off Parliament calendar because they completely over..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1y
This is true. Geoff Huston is also a gloom merchant. And his session is being streamed live…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…U8
“Hear from Geoff Huston on Cryptography.” Well this will be cheerful. 2017.apricot.net/program/schedu… #apricot2017 pic.twitter.com/yj3fbTTNw2
@scottamcintyre And it’s not a totally bad thought. Mind you, my coffee is still brewing.
@scottamcintyre My list is longer than two people. The choices are difficult.
News Story 2 of 2. twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/…
News Story 1 of 2. twitter.com/CNNPolitics/st…
Tuesday. Key words are “inevitable”, “colloid”, and “plenipotentiary”. Tuesday.