Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 28th, 2017

OK, I’ll really try to get some rest now. There’s clearly something wrong with me.

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TheKouk Exactly 10 weeks till the budget speech…

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Scarfolk Shrove Tuesday recipe ideas from Scarfolk Council chefs. scarfolk.blogspot.com pic.twitter.com/6O4rVsxFK2

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You don’t HAVE to be a bald white man to crew this show, but if you want to fit in… twitter.com/gordonwhitehea…

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botandy the one child telepathically holding in check every spontaneous human combustion for the last decade, the man trying to distract her

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Startup (n): A machine for turning other people’s money into bullshit.

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swearyanthony “Let’s make an internet enabled toy” ❌
“That captures their voices” ❌
“Stored in MongoDB” ❌
“Exposed to the interne..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…WI

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This does not look overly medical one bit. twitter.com/shane25873/sta…

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Is this part of the whip fantasy, or a separate fantasy? twitter.com/JournoLawJ/sta…

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It doesn’t prove anything of the sort. twitter.com/ARENA_aus/stat…

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I’m meant to be having a nap or something but the world is too stupid to ignore.

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michaelneale WALKMANS! THEY WILL MAKE THE YOUNG PEOPLE DEAF LISTENING TO THEIR DURAN DURAN twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Yes, @Independent_ie, each morning I display my membership of Underpants Culture before Socks Culture… What is this bullshit?

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“… and God bless mummy and daddy, and give them positive outcomes, amen.” NOBODY TALKS THIS WAY. twitter.com/stuartayresmp/…

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Why is a hamster writing newspaper op-eds?

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I’ve already prepared myself for @sydneymardigras by extending my stay in Vietnam.

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bernietb Synergy. pic.twitter.com/E7bEcIVm4c

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At first I read this as Dastyari not wanting to eat Abetz out but then I thought about it. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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“Game of Clones – the dating show of your creepiest dreamstheguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…iT

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TimWattsMP I knew the chemtrails over Parliament House this morning meant something was up! twitter.com/SenatorMRobert…

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nktpnd Wowwowwow. These paragraphs are from a real, official US Department of Education statement from Betsy DeVos release..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…iB

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Just defund the ABC, and the boomers will wither away without the sustenance. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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@01000101 Thanks, though it appears not to be dengue season.

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I did see them wearing conference lanyards, though, so I’ll find out more about them later. Stay tuned for episode two.

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The final comment I heard is that he likes Vietnam more than Brussels. Because there’s time to get proper sleep on the flight.

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God I can’t stand this any more. I think my room should be done now. I’m heading up there to cry.

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He’s now complaining that his first wife didn’t appreciate his efforts in this regard. I am shocked to hear the marriage didn’t last.

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The machinations he goes to so he gets his upgrades. At no time does it seem to occur to him that he could pay for them.

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One of them chooses which flight his offspring travels from boarding school on spring break to maximise his miles.

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Two loud American executives are talking about how they game airline miles. It’s a combination of OCD and dick-swinging.

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I’m in the hotel foyer, waiting for my room to be ready again, and the people nearby are annoying.

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I’ve run into a couple of attendees who, like me, are suffering more fatigue than normal and have the body aches etc.

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There was precisely nothing in the presentation to support a comment like this. twitter.com/LadyPoop2/stat…

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This is also a dignified way of dealing with unliked relatives and neighbours. twitter.com/ellehardytweet…

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yunheekim22 BREAKING: Samsung Heir Lee Jae-yong Indicted on Bribery Charges on.wsj.com/2ltrail

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I wondered how they reproduced. Budding. That makes sense. twitter.com/Drag0nista/sta…

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Mind you, I bet this is far from being the first inappropriate thing to have been done on the White House furniture. twitter.com/davebernstein/…

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davebernstein Feet off WH furniture, trailer trash 😬 twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/st…

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markhumphries I dread to think what time the bank will close now. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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@jeffsonstein Well he doesn’t RUN anything, he just wanders around telling everyone they’re wrong.

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Routing detours are when internet traffic gets routed somewhere else odd before coming back. pic.twitter.com/LBZmH1WiP1

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Whoever at ANZ said this should have their pockets filled with gravel and be taken to the nearest river. twitter.com/alliecoyne/sta…

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@jeffsonstein Never appoint an Australian pure mathematician as Chief Scientist of @apnic. ;)

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Next: Anant Shah, Colorado State University, “Towards characterising international routing detours” 2017.apricot.net/program/speake…

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Geoff, on sitting back down next to me, “I told you it was a quiet little talk about cryptography.”

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Geoff just berated everyone who doesn’t use DNSSEC with key signing. Many derogatory words. “DNS is everything.”

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@voltagex Oh yes. It’ll be on the Tube of Ewes at youtube.com/watch?v=EcRfse… I’ll provide a time index later up.

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“Only the IEEE is worse,” he says.

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“Standards groups are often dysfunctional, and IETF is no exception. To say it was broken would compliment it.” — Geoff Huston7

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I can’t keep up with all the different ways Geoff is trolling so many countries in quick succession. A virtuoso performance.

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Geoff has just berated the room for using their oldest and cruddiest machines for DNS. He’s got a point.

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Geoff says that the real doom and gloom will come after lunch.

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Geoff did tell me that there’s no doom and gloom in this presentation. Everything is relative. There is doom and gloom.

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OpenSSL is “the Texas Chainsaw Massacre of crypto algorithms.” — Geoff Huston7

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… [DNSSEC] doesn’t rely on the wisdom, or the stupidity, of crowds.” Thanks, Geoff. 2/17

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On DNSSEC Interlocking Signaturss. “Thing of it like blockchain, because it’s trendy to say ‘blockchain’,” except… 1/17

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I like how Geoff reassures everyone by explaining how TLS works, and then destroys that by explaining the actual problems.

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@FakeDanTosello Yeah, but look these are network guys. I am SO glad they’re interested in getting their head around this.

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@harishpillay OK, now I’m feeling even older that I was five minutes ago.

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“We kind of hope quantum computing is bullshit. Because if it’s real, I’m in trouble, you’re in trouble.” —Geoff Huston7

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Oh. Geoff cites the Riemann hypothesis, suggests we “solve it during the break, you’ll make millions.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riemann_h…

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Only two people in the room admitted to doing maths. (They’re network guys.) Geoff is losing them big time. “Far out,” he says.

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@johnb78 Guvf vf jung unccraf jura lbh yrg n cher zngurzngvpvna ybbfr va Ivrganz.

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Geoff is explaining the difference between symmetric and asymmetric crypto, and FAR too many people are taking notes. Crying.

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Geoff is doing a crash history of crypto. “You’re all so young!” he says. “Who remembers ROT13?” Only I raise a hand. Sulk.

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There’s no correlation between a country’s GDP per person and its IPv6 penetration. pic.twitter.com/Acr2Chmxto

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Just quietly, having Geoff Huston sitting next to me, running a commentary on this presentation, is kinda nice.

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Lesson 1: There’s a lot of informal deals making the internet work. A lot. pic.twitter.com/sNtWm1wXv8

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First speaker: Bill Woodcock,
Packet Clearing House, “PCH 2016 Survey of Interconnection Agreements” 2017.apricot.net/program/speake…

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First for me: Asia Pacific OPeratorS (APOPS) forum, in 5 mins at 0900 ICT. There’s a live stream. 2017.apricot.net/program/schedu…

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@chrisrauchle @darrenpauli @AMS_IX @megaportnetwork No, they are not frogs. They are an abomination in the sight of God.

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jeamland BREAKING: George Christensen preparing his move to a safe space.

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“Privacy watchdog to probe Oz gov’s right to release personal info ‘to correct the record’”, writes @R_Chirgwin theregister.co.uk/2017/02/28/aus…

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In further surprising news, Sean Spicer had a grip to begin with. twitter.com/SpyTalker/stat…

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@jpwarren Oh I like where this might be heading.

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Tue plan: APRICOT/APNIC all day 2017.apricot.net/program/schedu..17, with writing breaks; evening in Ho Chi Minh City TBA.

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Congrats to the @AMS_IX @megaportnetwork crew for using real coffee as bait for data-gathering. ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…0v

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Sorry, this was actually my point. Gunshots further up Geary wouldn’t be a totally unknown phenomenon, shall we say. twitter.com/max_au/status/…

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Re those last two retweets about San Francisco, the gunshots would’ve been, what? Six or seven blocks up Geary? Are these incidents linked?

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jonahowenlamb ’s Market st shut from Kearney to abt 4th due possibly to bomb threat called into ADL pic.twitter.com/LbOZ9g9ax3

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demianbulwa Twice in 5 min, bullets fly into San Francisco restaurants on Geary (one Eritrean, one Indian) sfgate.com/news/article/T… via @michael_bodley

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CaseyBriggs they tried turning it off and on again twitter.com/Matt8Eaton/sta…

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@nphair Sure, but not always? I’m curious about the choice of language.

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Well, @GreenJ, you’ve got to admit, this is the best superhero ever. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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Also, isn’t there a difference between “criminal behaviour” and “committed a crime”? I’m confused.

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“Stamping out” criminal behaviour isn’t the only factor in choosing a course of action.

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“Onshore detention mobile phone ban stamps out criminal behaviour: ABF.” Also, killing them. ab.co/2l3Gciu pic.twitter.com/KeOWIg8LZ2

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“Cambodia ‘too busy’ for counter-terror exercise with Australia”, reports @abcnews ab.co/2l5J8uY pic.twitter.com/uFguwYFHST

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There should be laws against this sort of thing. twitter.com/AndrewPStreet/…

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jxeeno imagine if they made an open mic night

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TomMcIlroy Eric Abetz says the flag is the flag of the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands which has declared was on Australia

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TomMcIlroy Eric Abetz says the LGBTIQ rainbow flag was shown in the Finance Department foyer. He says its associated with an activist cause

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staffo_sez Imagine a political process so closed it refuses to release information about a bird. twitter.com/SenatorLudlam/…

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The crew from JPNAP have the best hoodies. I want one.

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Lol that’s the one I use, with Gillian Triggs in the foreground. twitter.com/jeamland/statu…

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joshgnosis An answer today from October estimates on the day AGD is in , AGD says they don’t know how much Brandis d..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…12

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I’m thinking APOPS (2) for Geoff Huston, the Forces Shaping the Network panel, and what else today? 2017.apricot.net/program/schedu…

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hearsaycast Audit finds 10 Border Force officers illegally raided a house and detained 3 people theguardian.com/australia-news…

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hearsaycast Audit of Border Force finds “29% of airport searches examined were unlawful” theguardian.com/australia-news…

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The trick seems to be to go out there before 0800 ICT. pic.twitter.com/rmN2IIBEwR

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THIS IS WHAT I KEEP TELLING YOU PEOPLE. twitter.com/dobes/status/8…

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SnarkyPlatypus Because he worked for NAB for 17 years before entering politics is the correct answer twitter.com/mikejanda/stat…

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@garthk At AusCERT one year, @NewtonMark followed Geoff, and started his presentation with a slide of the calm blue ocean.

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Tue plan, draft: APRICOT/APNIC all day 2017.apricot.net/program/schedu… ; evening in Ho Chi Minh City TBA. Must also write something.

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workmanalice Brandis admits to @SenatorSkye the gov left Indigenous Affairs off Parliament calendar because they completely over..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…1y

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This is true. Geoff Huston is also a gloom merchant. And his session is being streamed live…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…U8

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“Hear from Geoff Huston on Cryptography.” Well this will be cheerful. 2017.apricot.net/program/schedu… pic.twitter.com/yj3fbTTNw2

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@scottamcintyre And it’s not a totally bad thought. Mind you, my coffee is still brewing.

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@scottamcintyre My list is longer than two people. The choices are difficult.

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Tuesday. Key words are “inevitable”, “colloid”, and “plenipotentiary”. Tuesday.

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