Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 7th, 2018

@_midofo_ So you are. Thank you, you’re most kind.

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@Pozible @goatfesttas I have no idea what you’re talking about.

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It is important than you know about this goat-related content. You can read the details for yourself in this thread..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iw

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, again, and later than planned. Oh well.

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m1k3y E.O Wilson does not have enough middle fingers for the Anthropocene.

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“It Seems Like Everyone But Malcolm Turnbull Is Slamming Jim Molan For Sharing Anti-Muslim Posts” junkee.com/jim-molan-malc…

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No one is looking happy in this photo. twitter.com/W7VOA/status/9…

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Now THIS is something that needs to be exposed further. Attn: @awelder @ABCmediawatch @GreenJ and everyone else. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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mcclure111 SILICON VALLEY CONTINUES TO INNOVATE pic.twitter.com/lD1C221CaA

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@MrCsandDs Ibises on bicycles would be a serious threat.

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@glengyron Dunno. I’d be happy just to reach the end of the year without seeing any more of these arsehats.

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@vealmince So do I. Maybe we should have these inappropriate feelings together some time.

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@trentyarwood You know the answer. It’s because poor people are the problem.

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@alex4pt @k_morrissey @juhasaarinen I’m already wet at the thought of it.

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@glengyron I want to gas the lot of them. A few women might die, sure, but in the long run it’ll be worth it.

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Looks like I’ll have to watch Senator Brandis’ valedictory speech later up. It’s an historic occasion.

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@BundyB You’re assuming the target was the target. And of course we don’t know.

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For those who haven’t caught it yet, the big up-goer ain’t going to Mars any more. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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@drspacejunk I was there as soon as I heard the payload was a sports car, but of course you went way deeper than me. So to speak.

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Listening to the latest @NSLpodcast “Is It Treason Not to Clap For This Podcast?” pca.st/b0aP

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@dobes @k_morrissey @purserj @ashabeeeee I am 11 minutes behind the pace. Sorry.

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Do you like goats? I like goats. I think you should think about goats right now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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In the corner.

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In which all the species eat the humans. pic.twitter.com/dPPsXuXNLY

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Approaching Sydney Central station. pic.twitter.com/JiktWRQlZt

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_CHildebrand ‘We don’t publish rumour’ but nelly yoa

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i_zzzzzz Interesting… in Australia the Batman is elected instead of self-appointed pic.twitter.com/f1SOwhBlbB

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cambuntu Being overtaken by a 787. Hard to tell which airline though 😜. #787 ..instagram.com/p/Be4l_bwH8Xq/Hf

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“Have a nice day. We are the factory that produce waterproof outdoor bags. Maybe you will use a lot of travel bags…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…t1

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AlanKohler The US correction (so far?)

More charts: theconstantinvestor.com/charts/ pic.twitter.com/OsZ0lkyC2b

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@k_morrissey @purserj @dobes @ashabeeeee Blockchains can be any colour you like, because Freedom.

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@k_morrissey @purserj @dobes @ashabeeeee As you may understand, I’m well across how fast this shit can be weaponise..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…i2

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@purserj @dobes @ashabeeeee @k_morrissey Some kind of “human” decided that this would be a good sentence to write a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…II

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@purserj @dobes @ashabeeeee @k_morrissey Ah, this will be part of Westpac’s startup fintech-as-frottage strategy. twitter.com/purserj/status…

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@purserj @dobes @ashabeeeee Jesus Christ, the Kool-Aid™ is strong in this one. Ping @k_morrissey.

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@purserj @dobes @ashabeeeee You must be new here. This shit can be very, very real.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. @dobes @ashabeeeee, welcome to the hilarity. twitter.com/k_morrissey/st…

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CrimeADay 21 USC §1037, §1041 & 9 CFR §590.504(p) make it a federal crime for an egg company to let egg products come in cont..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…aU

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waferbot The rabbit and that bloke she’s in love with start kissing.

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Related: “Why the US space program is shite” (2006) stilgherrian.com/space/us_space…

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I have just sent @abcmelbourne WAY too many Space Age Kid notes for tonight’s radio spot. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Relevant to today’s events, my “The Space Age is Dead” (2007) stilgherrian.com/human-nature/t…

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@munin @dobes @drspacejunk @ashabeeeee @abcmelbourne I’m clearly older than you. I watched Mr Armstrong and Mr Aldrin live on TV.

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Meanwhile…

“A flat-earther finally tried to fly away. His rocket didn’t even ignite.” washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-… pic.twitter.com/GJmJkDm1HD

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@dobes @drspacejunk @munin @ashabeeeee This is a good point. You kids never saw this shit live. ;) Second Space Age..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…g6

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@dobes @drspacejunk @munin @ashabeeeee I reckon this will come up more on the radio tonight, not so much Mr Musk generally.

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I will be installing this app and showing you the results… on the weekend, I guess. I seems like a weekend sort o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8g

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@drspacejunk @dobes @munin @ashabeeeee Were NASA’s engineers that bro-boy hootin’n’hollerin’ during the launches? Do we know?

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@drspacejunk @dobes @munin @ashabeeeee I dunno. I’m just a cranky old man who grew up in a time and a place where s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yG

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My errand to Newtown has been fruitless and I am very disgruntled.

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@Tim_Beshara What have the goats got to do with this? What are you trying to cover up, Beshara?

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In the town that is not especially old.

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“A sports car and a glitter ball are now in space – what does that say about us as humans?” b@drspacejunkntheconversation.com/a-sports-car-a…Py

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@Tim_Beshara Pffft. Who can remember that far back.

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@alexkidman This is the Hansonite Position on mortality, isn’t it.

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@dobes @alexkidman The 9pm Graduation from Caprine University?

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@alexkidman Yeah, but you have to kill it all at once.

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@alexkidman Sadly I’m not in a position to adopt a goat. Unless you can adopt remotely? RemoteGoat.

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joshgnosis It has been lost in the other news of the day but former AG George Brandis is giving his valedictory speech at 5:30 this afternoon.

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relevantorgans Congratulate American friends on harnessing the most advanced science and technology to put a sports car into space..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zs

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MrDenmore Does anyone take Australian politics seriously anymore? It’s like a low-rent circus where the jugglers can’t catch,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fr

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Crossing the Nepean, where a new bridge is being extruded over the river. instagram.com/p/Be4OwnQnY1q/

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OK @crikey_news, I’ll pay this email subject line. pic.twitter.com/e8gSCQhKYa

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JoshButler my favourite Twitter genre is “dimwits sarcastically asking for evidence and trying to zing people who are actual l..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qv

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Note that His Majesty @DavidFeng generously buys himself Business Class tickets so there’s enough cheap tickets lef..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…i3

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@misosusanowa Not a bad idea at all. You’d better pop over to the @Pozible page and open your wallet. Or persuade s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pp

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@Pozible So far people have pledged to support 2 x GOATY CHALLENGE and 4 x ASK A GOAT, which pleases me.

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BONUS STRETCH GOAL: If we reach Target 2, we’ll record a Public House Forum podcast in Hobart on Tue 27 Feb. So goa..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8U

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Rewards include being able to ASK A GOAT or their handler a question, or set me a GOATY CHALLENGE to be completed w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EW

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GOAT UP, AUSTRALIA! “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” @Pozible campaign is now open. Send me to podcast from @goatfesttas..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Uu

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rgmerk Suspect @DanielAndrewsMP is reserving minimum sentences for those that reach henchman rank. twitter.com/rwillingham/st…

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@cathywilcox1 Somebody seems to have put some sort of slime fruit into your salad.

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TonyHWindsor From a man with no spine that’s a big call. twitter.com/PoliticsFairfa…

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Excellent advice, as always, from @CARROT_app Weather. pic.twitter.com/MCjd20HuEv

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Wed plan: 1224 train to Sydney (now); comms en route; errands, Newtown and maybe elsewhere; 1600 phone meeting; 170..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XM

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Histreepix Passing mathematician double-takes on spotting the Harshad number 7722, divisible by the sum of its digits. 1963. pic.twitter.com/b7qwuZo0FC

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awelder So much for insider journalism twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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@ajfitzpatrick @ajhill_alan @iiTalW Yes. [Reels, braces self with hand on table edge, gasps for breath.] Yes, sub-editor.

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@LovelyCorrine @PeteLawler From previous @Pozible campaigns, I see whatever is entered in PayPal (name and email) ‘..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GB

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@ajhill_alan @iiTalW Still, neither of us is his sub, so it’s a moot point.

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@ajhill_alan @iiTalW Yes, depending on whether that noun-phrase is the subject or the object of the sentence. Or, o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZZ

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@ajhill_alan @iiTalW Well that’s wrong on both counts. But hey, we can each write our own way, yeah? You can write..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iM

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“The ABC’s filing cabinet kowtow to ASIO and the government was gutless” writes Brian Toohey, and he’s right…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ck

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QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! QUO..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1l

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@ajhill_alan @iiTalW Well you wouldn’t do that, would you.

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random_eddie leftists are the least happy people on earth

which is why we need to leave them there twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…

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@iiTalW But enough of that for now. I did a whole thread about this yesterday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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When I first saw this hed, I thought “‘Slips on a negligee?’ Was it on the floor and she tripped on it?” But no. “S..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gd

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darrenpauli Doing a cute little shuffle while installing card skimmers at Aldi
youtube.com/watch?v=fdKrSQ…

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@munin @dobes @ashabeeeee @drspacejunk I was in touch with an engineer on the Space Shuttle program. After one budg..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iv

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There’s a lot of tortoise fans out there today. [Waves]

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joshgnosis Victorian Department of Premier and Cabinet has launched an investigation into who in the department keeps editing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sV

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@dobes @munin @ashabeeeee @drspacejunk You know, you could make one of those space elevators out of blockchain.

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CSforALL hive mind - who is this African American computing pioneer working alongside on the Univac c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Uu

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rharris334 News editor: I’ll email you that template for the Olympic condoms story.
Journo: thanks mate. I’ll change summer to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bb

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Pinboard Hitting a golf ball on the Moon, or sending your midlifecrisismobile into orbit, reveal a truth about the motives g..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5H

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@dobes @munin @ashabeeeee @drspacejunk It was just a few tweets. It wasn’t a thing. It was really about why people..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UE

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srnsw 7 February 1788, the Colony of New South Wales was formally proclaimed. The official ceremony was perfor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZP

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@munin @dobes @ashabeeeee Still, if a few other billionaires did something useful for a change. The Gates-Buffett challenge, maybe even.

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GreenJ … — . . .—. — . .— .

virtue signalling.

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@dobes @munin @ashabeeeee I was talking about this, kind of, with @drspacejunk only the other day.

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@munin @dobes @ashabeeeee Maybe if it had a Marlboro advert painted down the side. Or a medical insurance company’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KG

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@dobes @munin @ashabeeeee I know. But a pack of bro-boys whooping and hollering because sports car is an embarrassm..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…n5

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I’m doing @abcmelbourne’s “Please Explain” spot tonight at 2100 AEDT, and I’ve been asked to “Please Explain… Elo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gv

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Update: I have fixed the IMAP thing. I am the IMAP God.

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@dobes @ashabeeeee The Musketeers are shitting me to tears.

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@JohnBirmingham Bro, you really need to cut back on that stuff.

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tapbot_paul So who is going to tell Musk that this isn’t what anyone had in mind when they said they wanted a flying car?

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NickEvershed best livestream comment: “probably a dead body inside” pic.twitter.com/Qb52SzW2cA

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Wed plan, redraft: 0940 descend into IMAP hell; 1224 train to Sydney; comms en route; errands, Newtown and maybe el..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bM

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@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p I would be more than happy to relinquish that responsibility.

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ChrisEndrey I can’t help but notice that the romantic life of the Deputy Prime Minister, a man, has been treated rather differe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YX

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OK so I’m getting pushback on the chickens thing. Fish, then. A thousand garfish and maximum chips.

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“Rock on… [checks notes] Springfield!” And those in the cheap seats lap it up. Lappity lappity lick lick. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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ClickHole Remember Neville Longbottom From Harry Potter? Well, He Got Rich Making $8,000 A Week Working From Home So Simple A..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kh

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@R_Chirgwin @CosmicRami There’s still the next engine burn to watch. There will be a stunt.

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And we’d have learned something.

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Or a thousand live chickens. That would’ve been hilarious.

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What rubbish. This is like saying I have the fastest tortoise in the world because I threw it off a cliff. Stop dri..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v7

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@juhasaarinen If it turns up, do let me know. Because it is terribly, terribly, broken.

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Maybe SpaceX could’ve hurled a couple of tons of Lady Doritos into space, ‘cos that would’ve strung along that obvi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eH

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Wed plan, early draft: 0930 descend into IMAP hell; 1224 train to Sydney; comms en route; errands, Newtown and prob..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…z0

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@jpwarren Yeah all this is pretty much McManus’ fault.

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TheRegister Wow that launch, huh? Amazing what you can do with technology when smart folks aren’t screwing around making Instagram filters etc

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@myrcurial @mattjay These dreams, too, shall be crushed.

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TheOnion SpaceX Reveals All 400 Dogs On Falcon Rocket Failed To Survive Trip trib.al/awBWWB5 pic.twitter.com/C4PxCxH2K6

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Anyway, meatbags, you’ve had your rocket fun. Time to get back to beating up brown people and screwing grandmothers..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2Z

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@ayden_beeson I couldn’t disagree more strongly.

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The Tesla product placement is a bit crass. They should’ve sold spots to Tom Waterhouse giving the odds on the next launch exploding.

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The more those yobbos whoop and cheer the more I want the fucker to blow up on the pad.

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Watching the thing, because why not.

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What the fuck is it with all these straight men thinking that the same-sex marriage debate was somehow about them? pic.twitter.com/f8C19h2PQt

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What the fuck is wrong with these people? Of course it can’t. pic.twitter.com/tFbY4xDAW6

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Last night I launched a @Pozible campaign. I’ll do a proper update shortly, but this thread has the essential detai..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NB

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margbrennan It is 10 pages. twitter.com/jdawsey1/statu…

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Wednesday. Maybe a tractor could pull it out of the ditch. Wednesday.

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