Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 13th, 2018

workmanalice Turns out Broad was scrolling through the Nat MPs WhatsApp thread about Joyce’s future when he clicked on the Sky N..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…MU

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workmanalice Awkward alert - Nats MP Andrew Broad loudly plays a clip of @samanthamaiden on Sky speculating about Nats leadershi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…P4

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_youhadonejob1 Spell check. pic.twitter.com/ARFrJFRshF

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@SnarkyPlatypus You know this isn’t ever going to happen so why fool yourself.

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“The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” is now 75% of the way to Target 1. I’m too tired for extensive pimpage so just go to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bI

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It’s not a backlash against “big tech”. It’s people deciding they can run their lives without it being logged by an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fO

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newscientist A new report says more and more young people are leaving Facebook. Is this the start of the backlash against big te..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2d

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@SnarkyPlatypus I will tell you even though there have been many tweets. Watsons Bay, and then the harbourside and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j6

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Back the secret cliffside location. Sweating.

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Attempting to leave the crime scene.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I don’t think it’s that kind of wedding. At least I hope it isn’t.

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THIS MEANS THAT INSTEAD OF US ALL GETTING CAKE WE ALL GET CHEESE.

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The desserts emerge and the queue stretches around the block. pic.twitter.com/iJdUXspE3F

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Attn: @JohnBirmingham @slaymoaus, the Cheese Tower, which has been at room temperature for 3+ hours. pic.twitter.com/g0uTgatRA3

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A pig can always give you so much pleasure.

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@nehadk This would be the wedding banquet menu. YMMV.

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@nehadk Sure, this is the Watson Bay Hotel in the People’s Republic of Vaucluse.

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This is the kind of wedding when people shitpost allegations at you from a nearby table.

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There’s some different kinds of dead animals down the other end of the table. Photos to follow.

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Oh FFS now I’m covered in wax.

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OK so the candles are setting fire to the table decorations and this is definitely not my fault. pic.twitter.com/tO9uP74kxc

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@slaymoaus @JohnBirmingham Guys, guys, settle down. We haven’t even had the mains yet.

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@dobes Groomsman, to @ClaireVM’s parents: “Think of l it not so much as losing a daughter, as gaining a communist.”

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From the Best Woman: “Chris @dobes has the kind of social conscience that you wish he’d enter politics, and a Twitt..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EB

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By the way, that’s Sydney CBD and the Sydney Harbour Bridge over there. pic.twitter.com/u5cSYDSJcJ

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@dobes “The best way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it once.”

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So @dobes’ younger sister is telling us how he used to pinch her nose while she was sleeping, and once he covered h..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4X

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Duckett family grievances are being aired.

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@ClaireVM @dobes That was only the second tweet to use the hashtag. This marriage is doomed.

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Is there a hashtag for this wedding reception?

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OH, not @dobes: “Please don’t encourage my wife.”

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This is still one of my favourite tweets from today. twitter.com/samdastyari/st…

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So @ClaireVM and @dobes are now marrified and the mob is at the Watsons Bay Hotel preloading before the reception k..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OH

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It is done, and the paperwork has been signed. We were told not to post photos until later.

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Looks like we’re up.

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@glengyron One can only hope. Fry the lot of us.

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Those musicians will fry out there.

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This will either be a wedding or an out-take from “Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence”. pic.twitter.com/Ks4uf7dZ4o

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It looks like I’ll be catching a ferry with a “nonsense” name. pic.twitter.com/0XRU9ZYmXv

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glengyron Oh look. Barnaby Joyce is a New Zealander.

Oh look the PM of NZ Jacinda Ardern is pregnant.

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It’s still a lovely day for a wedding, but @CARROT_app Weather is in a mood. pic.twitter.com/GYdSpvXlVX

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Passing The Block on approach to Sydney Central station. pic.twitter.com/krpVhDMgFr

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oz_f And then leaked it so we all know he’s moving against Barnaby.

Politics rules twitter.com/rharris334/sta…

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“Singtel will begin rolling out gigabit-capable 4G LTE across Singapore using Ericsson’s intelligent carrier aggreg..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Iq

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jonkudelka Does everyone remember being told that if this had come out before the by-election it wouldn’t have changed the result?

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@NewtonMark Oh indeed. I could expound at length on the statistical dodginess of it all. Maybe I should update one of my previous rants.

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HeerJeet This is the new Golden Rule. Pile onto others as you would have them pile on you. twitter.com/guan/status/96…

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TheKennyDevine 29,700 customers say they haven’t noticed the difference. twitter.com/kerrinbinnie/s…

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@NewtonMark I think those numbers first came out of Symantec, or maybe McAfee, then just became “the official numbe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bc

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RadioFreeTom This is how you end up in the Land of the Giants. No thank you. twitter.com/ValaAfshar/sta…

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burgotastic Guys, you gotta eat your crusts twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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@maxfuckery The headline did its job then. You read the story to get the rest of the detail that didn’t fit into the hed.

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@maxfuckery You’re only reading half of the headline. Paraphrase: To opt out, you need to apply within three months..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dz

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NewtonMark Publicly confirms the thing he was making defamation lawsuit threats about less than a week ago, even though he kne..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WO

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Tue plan, confirmed: 1024 train to Sydney; haircut; freshen up; 1515 @ClaireVM & @dobes’ wedding, by the Harbour, f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wT

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NewtonMark Is this like that one time he denied being a kiwi, or that other time when he denied having an affair? twitter.com/PoliticsFairfa…

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jonjones @ChristnNitemare As a kid, I always thought it was funny how they glossed over *everyone in the world being horribl..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mU

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jonjones @ChristnNitemare It was always this weird hippie shit. No technology at all, just a big green world exclusively pop..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DE

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jonjones @ChristnNitemare As a kid, this is how they tried to portray what earth would look like after Jesus comes back, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Q2

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jonjones @ChristnNitemare I’d forgotten all the bizarre Christian imagery like this! I remember seeing picture books that we..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rq

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ChristnNitemare Caption? pic.twitter.com/sQJGJReB2S

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BlogsofWar Lightning Strike Tore A Person-Sized Gash In B-52 Bomber Tail ift.tt/2EnbgDP

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Before anyone asks, I’m currently eating breakfast 100k away. twitter.com/nebev/status/9…

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BevanShields Joyce refuses to take questions before walking inside Parliament

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marcuskelson well barnaby just fronted the cameras…he apologised but was clearly angry @BreakfastNews

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NewtonMark He earns $400,000 per year. I reckon he can afford a fibro bedsit in Tamworth. twitter.com/australian/sta…

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ahcayley oh my god they’re WHAT oh pic.twitter.com/qTZ5EWHqZp

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TheNTNews IT’S TIME FOR @TurnbullMalcolm TO PUT UP OR SHUT UP ABOUT INDIGENOUS ISSUES IN THE TERRITORY pic.twitter.com/an925gURmg

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It’s already Tuesday here on this side of the planet, but you should still definitely watch this. twitter.com/Viss/status/96…

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cathywilcox1 Another one who says he’s a great politician. How bad do you have to be to be judged as a crap politician?? twitter.com/michellegratta…

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Never 5get.

(Retweeted from @deptofaustralia for people who mute the hashtag aus pol.) pic.twitter.com/R0HgLGWP42

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glengyron LOL. Put him in the manger? twitter.com/australian/sta…

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@jonoabroad @NewtonMark My view is that it’s inside out. You want data available with the patient, so keep data wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Z8

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This is just a list of All The Things, surely. At least @Steve_Lockstep and @ashabeeeee will have a bit of fun with..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…V2

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NewtonMark Unless you want your medical history published when DHS is hacked, do this as soon as you get the chance. Record cr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LU

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WhoresofYore 1727: Janet Horne was burnt to death in a tar barrel in Durnoch, Scotland. She had been convicted of turning her da..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KT

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Histreepix During WWI, each German battalion had an official Irrsinnigkeitsunterdrückungsbeamte (wackiness suppression agent)..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ms

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oz_f That’s a quarter of a million Australians, who clearly like current affairs, turning off their TV as soon as they s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…kA

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@dobes @franksting @ClaireVM This is going to be a strange day for everyone involved.

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@NuclearAnthro @ClaireVM @dobes I get asked this a lot. This is @CARROT_app Weather, and a mysterious force compels..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vj

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@franksting @ClaireVM @dobes Hard to say. I haven’t spoken with her in a while. These are strange times, though.

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samdastyari How is this actually the lead online story of a major newspaper? Seriously Australia. I AM A WASHED UP FORMER POLIT..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZS

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Moe_Delaun @philewing @richganske
“The B-70 will replace the B-52”
“The B-1 will replace the B-52”
“The B-21 will replace the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v9

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johnhalton Just noticed this classic on Saturday’s @FT front page. 😁 pic.twitter.com/kHsfjZRVfx

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Meanwhile, just 2.5 days to run in “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” @Pozible campaign. Please consider. Update coming by..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ct

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Further alleged plans, as well as links to past stuff, are in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Tue plan, outline draft: 1024 train to Sydney; haircut; 1515 @ClaireVM & @dobes’ wedding, by the Harbour, followed..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…76

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katienotopoulos Good god “One employee told WIRED that, watching Zuckerberg, he was reminded of Lennie in Of Mice and Men, the farm..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…D8

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@roseannebyrne No no, not received that way at all. I haven’t been explaining it well. I’ll see if I can write a mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ai

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Histreepix The last remnants of residual spine are suckled from PM Theresa May’s temple to create more room for the opinions o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PW

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Tuesday. Why do birds? Tuesday.

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