Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 14th, 2018

I’m off to bed, but I can tell you that we’re now at 81% of Target 1, thank you. GOAT ON. stilgherrian.com/goatfest/

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NewtonMark Might be a bit late to the party, but ticks all the “massively meets expectations” boxes. @swearyanthony pic.twitter.com/Q3B2PSZl4S

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johnb78 Lol re Assange twitter.com/BarristerSecre…

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@glengyron I haven’t seen Ms Beer in ages. I just imagine her sitting at her kitchen table force-feeding ducks with..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CH

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ginarush Tfw you and your brother aren’t getting a slice of Viennetta until mum’s convinced you’ve showed the guests you’ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fu

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@GreenJ My pleasure. As well as his, obviously.

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gayhobbes Dude you have six kids twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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I think we’ve had quite enough of Barnaby’s thing sliding through. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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So much British stand-up is based on the “joke” that people from towns an hour’s bus ride away speak differently.

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And now, whiskey.

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MarshBrentnall Amazing shot of a , about to flip the wing of a V1 Rocket in order to knock the gyroscope off balance and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zK

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SteveMolk Yeah, get lessons from Rowan Dean. That’ll help.

</sarcasm> twitter.com/theboltreport/…

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@MargotSaville @WIRED When WIRED does a solid feature they do it well.

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Histreepix Chedigne was the first French village to be “colorised”. Here, shocked and bewildered early-risers wait for their e..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…J9

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“Inside the Two Years that Shook Facebook—and the World”wired.com/story/inside-f…e@WIREDD’s cover story this month. An excellent read.

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@viveka @TeenVogue As I say, someone’s got to do it.

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GermanEmbassy Every year on this day, a wreath is laid anonymously outside the German Embassy in memory of the bombing of Dresden..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…d2

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“An Oral History of The Wire’s Unforgettable 5-Minute ‘F*ck’ Scene” vulture.com/2018/02/the-wi… Though the word is “fuck” you daft softcocks.

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A little over 25 hours remaining. We’re got 12* x ASK A GOAT questions and 3 x GOATY CHALLENGE pledges. But we’re a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…D2

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NewtonMark I’ve never thought a bank was the kind of place I could go for sex, but it’s nice that they’ve made inroads on an a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ah

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ladyhaja I can’t believe I’ve been drinking men’s tea this entire time, I am so embarrassed pic.twitter.com/ylpxXeUtLJ

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ruskin147 How did Salon think this was going to play out? twitter.com/davidgerard/st…

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JerkVening Wanted to avoid the Barnaby Joyce issue but I feel like I should say that I reckon he eats aluminium foil. He looks..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eq

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@dobes This is excellent cheese-related content.

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Presumably you’d use a sextant.

I’m here all week. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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simply_aviation I want to reach a point in my live where I give as few fucks as the guy who makes the flight maps at Air Cairo… pic.twitter.com/n8jbxM0YXc

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RaeEarl Happy from the alerts on the ‘Today in History’ app! pic.twitter.com/hWkGR6nts9

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crikey_news “Not his partner”: the single phrase that sums up this wretched government. @BernardKeane explains -..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9N

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ATTENTION: Just 27 hours left to pledge to “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” and we’re 79% of the way to Target 1. Please..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8o

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StephenJ_Hall @BevanShields @ellinghausen Barnaby’s future depends on whether he’s got paper or scissors

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@jplonie Hah I just realised I’m sitting alone under the Valentine’s Day sign. pic.twitter.com/9OeVQDHphc

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That Barman removes a paper reserved sign from a nearby table. “Want it?” he asks.
Me: “What?”
He turns the paper o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eO

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NewtonMark @andrewjcrook @TurnbullMalcolm @Barnaby_Joyce @realDonaldTrump Barnaby Joyce, who gave speeches about the sanctity..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eE

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secmeme Integrity isn’t just about bits and bytes

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MarshBrentnall Amazing shot of a , about to flip the wing of a V1 Rocket in order to knock the gyroscope off balance and..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zK

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ellinghausen Hump day Question Time pic.twitter.com/q7fq6ha1wT

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@nehadk This is a good poem, Neddy.

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“The rise and fall of Ben Ean Moselle and what it says about Australian society” theconversation.com/the-rise-and-f…

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“Tulip mania: the classic story of a Dutch financial bubble is mostly wrong” theconversation.com/tulip-mania-th…

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In which @TeenVogue explains “miranda rights”, as the Americans call them. Because someone’s got to do it. teenvogue.com/story/miranda-…

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glengyron Canada has shit music.

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@iiTalW Yeah well I’ve never trusted lizards.

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stilgherrian Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Send me shit poems
And I’ll shove a fist-shaped bundle of razor wire so far up yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JN

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jon_snow_420 This month the Harvest Box had meat inside. Mother cried but prepared it anyway. It was not like any meat I had tas..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…f9

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glengyron Barnaby isn’t really going to escape. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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This quiz is even more difficult than you might suspect. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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In the corner, being trolled.

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joshgnosis The most difficult quiz. Can You Tell These Nationals Party Politicians Apart Or Do They Really Just All Look The S..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…M3

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peter_tonoli Reason #695494 for not using Telegram: “Kaspersky Says Telegram Flaw Used for Cryptocurrency Mining”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…v5

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NewtonMark Hey @Barnaby_Joyce, happy Valentines Day mate.

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Very soon, I will go to The Corner for a refreshing drink, or possibly two.

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For those unfamiliar with the phrase, the late @mrjohnclarke explains “the front fell off” in the contest of oil ta..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gI

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I tell you what, it isn’t. Not even remotely. twitter.com/TheTedNelson/s…

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@johnb78 Mate, there’s a whole ‘nuther engine on the other side of the aircraft.

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It’s only the front that fell off, as they say.

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Can I just say that quite a bit of that engine is still there. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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ClichesGoneWild “Want to see a fight between this duck and this duck?” - @MettaWorldPeace on
Uh, Metta, those are flaming..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9I

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@purserj @oberonsghost Look, how dare you assume that photos of gastropods having sex must’ve been on my Twitter feed.

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LGDoingThings Lady Gaga beating her meat (2011) pic.twitter.com/KPcl6p5xPt

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LanguageLog Justin Bieber OK infix: What’s going on here?  How did Justin Bieber become an infix (more precisely tmesis) insert..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ze

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jschauma Here’s Sir David Attenborough telling you more: youtu.be/wG9qpZ89qzc

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jschauma Awww, slugs are so romantic! Just look at them, all cute with their penises all entangled. Happy ! pic.twitter.com/OeLXZpgZDa

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TheOnion 20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation For Valentine’s Day trib.al/bHj8Gns pic.twitter.com/55Z2gYbPHr

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PFTompkins If a porn star EVER claimed to have had an affair with a friend of MINE, well, that porn star would be LYING and I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dC

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@Tim_Beshara OK, this is a quollity clarification.

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Oh no. It’s happening again. pic.twitter.com/3cEHEGICkp

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@GreenJ I like the idea of having a feelpinion based on zero facts or even hearsay. It’s that integrity we look for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sC

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nickwiger “Horses are just really big dogs”
“You fucking idiot”
“Wow, interesting how you choose to attack me instead of enga..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mm

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@Tim_Beshara @FnordNelson Honestly, he works for a Greens senator yet doesn’t know which animals fuck themselves to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LX

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@Tim_Beshara @FnordNelson Erm, that’s antechinus do that. I should know. They do it in the ceiling.

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Mind you, I’m that guy who when woken by gunfire listened a moment, said “It’s OK, it’s next door”, and went back to sleep. YMMV.

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Even more helpful would have been not running two decades of scare campaigns so that everyone now panics when there..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…c9

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workmanalice Wednesday

By @cochl @aap_photos pic.twitter.com/JtmFpY8vu5

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TheKouk Interesting - and somewhat disarming - to see the rabid attach on Emma Alberici from the govt for reporting facts o..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…J2

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30 hours to go on “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” and we’re 78% of the way to Target 1. stilgherrian.com/goatfest/..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…px

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burgotastic I especially like this picture, how they’ve hung up their jacket so the place doesn’t look messy pic.twitter.com/COLommjBQl

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@BT0731 @spottytwit I knew that. Sigh. My brain is discombobulated on hot humid days.

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joshgnosis I regret to inform you that another chicken fast food outlet is embroiled in an advertising scandal. pic.twitter.com/upaTn2WKdR

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@dobes I see they’ve given you the Safety Fork.

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I’ll be working in here for the next couple of hours. pic.twitter.com/pCl2kBBOHY

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@myrcurial Nah, even shithouse nations use the metric system.

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@rohan_p That’s a Level 2 cybercrime right there, buddy.

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@myrcurial Yes, members are we are of the Commonwealth of Smug Nations.

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@thatjeffsmith Too long. I don’t mind Vegas, because it is what it is.

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@myrcurial We have our moments. In between trying to explain to the Deputy PM that he’s behaved corruptly and running concentration camps.

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@spottytwit @BT0731 Oh 4km from a 10kt burst, you’d be fine. Probably.

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@thatjeffsmith I haven’t been anywhere further east than Las Vegas, and I need to fix this.

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@NicholasFryer When you were thinking about it a lot, this week, were any of those thoughts “This is an alpaca”?

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Wed plan, updated: Administrivia; 1230 back repairs, Potts Point (all done); work through small, easy tasks, Circul..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Z8

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TheRegister Today one of our Macs repeatedly won’t pair with its $80 Apple Bluetooth mouse

Like fuck are we ever getting into an Apple self-driving car

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@leoniedoyle Thanks. I’m starting to take more photos of the process of travelling rather than of the trains.

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@reselsnark Do they have goat massage there at @goatfesttas, though?

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Just imagine if IS had a couple dozen of these, each mounted on a Toyota Hilux of course. twitter.com/BT0731/status/…

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joshgnosis The Postal Survey? Yeah Let’s Never Do That Again, Committee Declares buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/the…

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ssharwood So with MSFT bringing its startup accelerator to Sydney, startup-land’s remaining excuses are …. ?????

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WHERE DO I SEND MY CREDIT CARD DETAILS. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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PaulineHansonOz Happy Valentine’s Day Australia ;)

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I too could stop trouble with an unguided 40kt nuke. If I had, say, five I could stop five times the trouble. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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ScottRhodie Why do Australians not trust politicians?

This attitude is one of the reasons. twitter.com/GChristensenMP…

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Unfortunately here in Sydney the story of disparate Lebanese factions forming a motorcycle club has a very differen..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…U9

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@NuclearAnthro I’ve only just been looking at the photos now. That angled fuselage on the cruise component is pretty funky.

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@NuclearAnthro That’s one beautiful missile, so very Thunderbirds, and so influential in developing technology.

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couriermail Garbage truck smashes into Brisbane landmark, TentWorld, on Bowen Bridge Rd trib.al/Y1RoESm pic.twitter.com/168pVgrpzU

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@rohan_p @ashabeeeee That does make it even better, you know.

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workmanalice There’s a job going as a National’s media adviser… any takers? seek.com.au/job/35429267

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marcuskelson The Foreign Affairs Minister Julie Bishop says she’s prepared to cancel her travel plans, and serve as Acting Prime..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…in

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wheelswordsmith i present to you a mansplain worthy of a place in the louvre pic.twitter.com/ofUuwEwSmp

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@BXGD It’s a Spanish-owned shop. I value my life.

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Just passed a business called Functional Health & Fitness and now I want to start a business called Dysfunctional Health & Fitness.

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marinamaral2 Simone Segouin, also known by her nom de guerre Nicole Minet (born October 3, 1925 Thivars, Eure-et-Loir), a former..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LU

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Histreepix A family saloon car is pumped full of mince. Des Moines, 1956. pic.twitter.com/BnSnNrlsGI

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JaredMay76 @marinamaral2 Simone Segouin in action….. pic.twitter.com/CyRD3fd47m

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botandy at last pic.twitter.com/l95IA8vNto

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The “Amazon effect”, or as we used to call it, “effective competition”. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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CommsAu We are reviewing Australia’s online infringement amendment and want to hear from you! Have your say..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3V

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Sometimes the trees get their timing j u s t right. twitter.com/clarecremin/st…

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hoIyfag “no active warrants” is an odd way to say “innocent man” twitter.com/wmcactionnews5…

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pennells Of course, is no stranger to the Rinehart family feud. Here’s the extraordinary email he sent to Gina..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dX

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dannolan At its core Twitter is a fantastic website for swapping gags and to have people with profound personality disorders..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4f

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AmandaAtLarge Fascinating detail here on 23-year-old Jimmy Huang, new owner of the billion-dollar property engulfed in yesterday’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7j

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@jeamland “I’ll take ‘tactical nuclear strike’ for $10, Brian.”

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Jeff_Sparrow 2018 is the year that hanging out with Nazis became cool twitter.com/HonoredSpirit/…

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0xdade Hi. EICAR fits in the username field of an ssh connection. Then sshd prints the whole username into auth.log. pic.twitter.com/zyEvNygcuQ

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ginarush omg we get it u vape pic.twitter.com/gUQODrThnf

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ellenhuet opportunity: two of your housemates take a trip

battle plan: rest of house bands together to convert their bedroom..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FK

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thef35 Australian industry is manufacturing parts that will be fitted to every F-35 in production. bit.ly/2BspwZ9 pic.twitter.com/eNf0TFed7I

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rohan_p Richard Umbers is stepping down as Myer CEO asx.com.au/asxpdf/2018021…

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joshgnosis Cory Bernardi is on the “Vape Force One” today. facebook.com/LegaliseVaping… pic.twitter.com/uh88oqEHbt

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@bastardsheep @DeptDefence @cpyne This is an assignment of money already committed. (Putting aside any other issues for now.)

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Here’s one for students of body language. Image courtesy @DeptDefence. pbs.twimg.com/media/DV8ua77U… pic.twitter.com/dztFankJOC

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DeptDefence .@cpyne yesterday announced Australian industry awarded collectively over $1 billion for production of F-35 aircraf..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xF

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JM_Sievert Pretty sure my student didn’t actually write their own case brief.

It’s too early in the semester for cheating…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CL

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Viss ahahaha :D
these are the best.
NONE of the “next gen av” solutions are “able to process” a text file with an ascii..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8J

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Sorry, everyone. Spelling should be Carl Gustaf not Carl Gustav. Sorry, Sweden. Blame my semi-Germanic ancestry for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SJ

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@KarlskiB Gustav is a wonderfully traditional name though.

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@jonoabroad Se also, at the personal arms level, the difference at the time between a musket (smoothbore) and a rif..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Lq

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@jonoabroad For some reason the section-level anti-tank weapons like the Carl Gustav were called “recoilless rifles..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WQ

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@jonoabroad The rifling is exactly what makes it a rifle. The main weapon in an MBT can be rifled or not, with the..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ei

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@Wyld I have yet to get to Texas, though have various standing invitations for weapons-based activities.

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@kels_316 I’d forgotten until today that the US used them at all. I was walked through using a Carl Gustav many yea..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…c6

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We’re now at 78% of Target 1 with 12* x ASK A GOAT and 3 x GOATY CHALLENGE. Thank you so much…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1r

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rachelolding That’s quite the footnote. pic.twitter.com/cE3GDPv3EQ

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joshgnosis When bae buys the front page of the newspaper on Valentine’s Day. pic.twitter.com/9EKFD0ydDL

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Just quietly, the Carl Gustav is not a “bazooka” (rocket launcher) but an 84mm recoilless rifle. You can even see t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VI

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WeatherWatchNZ is now a Category 5 cyclone according to the Fiji Met Service. Central air pressure is 927hPa. It is 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…D4

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Just 36 hours remain to pledge to “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania”. stilgherrian.com/goatfest/ If we don’t reach Target 1 t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yB

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Wyld What do you call pouring a bottle of Yellow Tail onto the lawn?

Cutting out the middle man.

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This must come as an enormous surprise. twitter.com/lanesainty/sta…

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Wed plan, outline draft: Administrivia; 1230 back repairs, Potts Point; work through small, easy tasks, somewhere c..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…s2

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@juhasaarinen Lucky you. Do you get a sea breeze in the afternoon?

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gillespi “Australia’s effective tax rate, at 10.4 per cent, is among the lowest in the world.” - The demise of Lateline seem..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ut

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fergushunter This definition of “a LOT less” is, to put it mildly, dubious. pic.twitter.com/nuTeuMxPDl

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TonyHWindsor We are working on a new album ….17 minutes of karma at the Lodge …out soon at Bunnings in the pick handle sect..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…my

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TawarRazaghi In other news… twitter.com/clivefpalmer/s…

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So, folks, this is why you need to support “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania”, so I can enter the Goat Poetry competition…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CI

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jeamland Wait wait wait.

What if we put Barnaby’s credibility… on the BLOCKCHAIN?

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EBrooksUncut Today in “Paul Nehlen is batshit crazy” pic.twitter.com/L9xw4kFKkJ

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ddale8 This pool report is something else.

“Sen. Rob Portman of Ohio told Trump that any action needs to be “targeted.” H..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…p2

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Send me shit poems
And I’ll shove a fist-shaped bundle of razor wire so far up yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JN

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@dobes @ashabeeeee This is not an actual fire. Apart for the fires that YOUR PEOPLE started. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@dobes @ClaireVM @jpwarren That’s OK, I nobbled the photographer by being nice to him.

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@ClaireVM @dobes Can I just say than that vast majority of things didn’t catch fire. @jpwarren twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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Congratulations once again to @ClaireVM and @dobes, who marriagificated yesterday, and that you for the opportunity..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ev

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GoldingCartoons The Catholic Church in Australia might be worth $30 billion but it is morally bankrupt.
Susan Daniel, Blairgowrie (..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…28

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Wednesday. Kylie Minogue doesn’t have to put up with this shit. Wednesday.

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