Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 16th, 2018

It’s about to be Saturday, and it too shall be rubbish.

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SquigglyRick Ouch. Barnaby Joyce in the doghouse. pic.twitter.com/b2aoSMtWRc

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workmanalice Day 11 🤙🏻 pic.twitter.com/lfcr3PkC3s

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@aleeb88 His father is from a German Jewish background, says the ‘pedia.

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johnmcternan ‘How long can people wait for a psychedelic coastal tragicomedy featuring Aleister Crowley, John Logie Baird and an..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3s

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Why, in everything that Ben Elton writes, is everyone always shouting?

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rgmerk Yeah, bosses like people who will work insane hours for peanuts. twitter.com/gerrydee/statu…

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LucyCormack LOL. @smh homepage in 1997. Just wait till you see the new one for 2018… pic.twitter.com/8Gr3f4VTw1

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“Russia was behind ‘malicious’ cyber attack on Ukraine, [UK] Foreign Office says” telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/1… Is it jus..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ec

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When I see this photo of Barnaby Joyce (right) I can barely control my lust.

(Pic: Michael Masters/Getty Images) pic.twitter.com/SjYAUH6rUC

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rynobi Perspective. Wake up America. twitter.com/ashleyn1cole/s…

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@franksting I’ve decided not to try for a live-audience podcast. I have just a few too many things on my plate in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…k4

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@goatfesttas @TalisaDaKisser This is all very disturbing, but I’m thinking I’ll have a lot of fun next Sunday.

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Uhoh. @goatfesttas is reading my tweets now. I really hope they don’t listen to the podcasts.

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That still frame in the tweet is just gorgeous. Ping @ApostrophePong. twitter.com/SixthTone/stat…

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@_midofo_ @franksting Well, I suppose he could also go the full Kenny. It’s hard to predict exactly which path to, um, salvation he’ll take.

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egadheg God, now the world knows we have a deputy PM called Barnaby twitter.com/NPR/status/964…

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cockatielcutie The latest hit, from the man who fucked fish fillets to incorrectly illustrate vaginal functions: the personality i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1f

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earleyedition Almost 20,000 people searching for ‘sex video’ late last night were VERY disappointed pic.twitter.com/yzCqpmV6LU

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@JohnBarronUSA @abcnews @ABCTV @ABCiview “Facts”, John? Again? All these goddam facts! What is it with you?

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joshgnosis Cool tip. pic.twitter.com/8IJ75yYpfS

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@franksting You just KNOW that within ten years his name will appear in a news story along with “rent boy” and “sub..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mH

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@twiddlekins I shall have to investigate his organ then.

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@twiddlekins It is magnificent. I wish that young man well in his life task of staying out of prison.

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@BrettMPemberton @broderick You did a very bad thing just then, Brett. Do you understand what it is that you did?

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broderick Facebook’s pivot from news to community building is going well pic.twitter.com/pAZ0YbUN14

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ICYMI, “THE FURBY ORGAN, A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT MADE FROM FURBIES” youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjS…

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MikeCarlton01 Sweet dreams… pic.twitter.com/x7RcTBuEGi

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@debrussell01 @soit_honi @BillKristol You’d have known that if you bothered to look. Thought if you recall, you ope..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Lf

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I withdraw that tweet from Monday.

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@kcarruthers @engin_eer @tallandtrue @FiveFrogsBlog Well what’s the best way to beat humans then? I figure if anyone knew you would.

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@kcarruthers @engin_eer @tallandtrue @FiveFrogsBlog Dogs don’t have to be beaten as often to stay in line.

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GordyPls The corporate tax cuts aren’t to drive wage growth, or even corporate profits, reduced expenses drive up discretion..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2x

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kels_316 Regular reminder that Barnaby is a suburban accountant and the hat is cosplay.

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ABCnewsIntern My question is for Gaven Morris: Come the fuck on.

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cathywilcox1 Latest developments have the twitter minds cogitating… pic.twitter.com/dan2JgE4Nt

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joshgnosis Breaking: Joyce’s office also seems to have invented time travel. That date. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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workmanalice Barnaby Joyce’s office NEVER releases transcripts of his press conferences or interviews.

But look what just turn..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wG

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john3ners Ladies and gentlemen, we have achieved peak Daily Express.
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@yinyangman69 Friday or Saturday is possible I guess. I haven’t mapped out my production timetable yet.

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@Tim_Beshara Thanks for the warning. Will you be there next week?

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DrRimmer quaintly defends its refusal to pay corporate tax afr.com/news/policy/ta…

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DrRhysPockett Checks out. twitter.com/foxfeather/sta…

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@ChookBaron @Quicksilveraus @GordyPls Never take advice from people on Twitter, that’s my advice.

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Further to that ABC News story going DOWN THE MEMORY HOLE… twitter.com/beneltham/stat…

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justabloodygame Then the hull breached, and the universe came roaring in.

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@LovelyCorrine @UrbanListMELB I’ll admit, they’d have had less interest it were just called “Escape from Brunswick”.

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What do people do in Launceston on a Friday night?

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It’s weeks like this I remember that I have the hashtag aus pol muted and wonder how truly terrible it much be for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…l8

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@Davelennonabc If it were only the size of Northern Ireland they could have used the Orange Green Red Army.

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@donjhouston The goats will be on Sunday. I don’t have anything planned for the Friday night yet. Saturday is the p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uc

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“China reassigns 60,000 soldiers to plant trees in bid to fight pollution: Area to be planted by the end of the yea..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qM

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NuclearAnthro DO NOT PANIC, PANIC WILL ONLY BRING DEATH FASTER!

I SAID STOP PANICKING! twitter.com/ndmaindia/stat…

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@dfpiii @joshgnosis Your wonderings are strange, Mr Porteous.

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Just think, this time next week I’ll be in Launceston.

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I AM GOING TO HAVE SOME CIDER NOW AND ALSO TWEET THINGS THAT I AM LOOKING AT.

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markhumphries If The Nationals are looking to replace Barnaby Joyce as leader, this guy’s ready to step in. pic.twitter.com/IEUDd9RsoB

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Wondering what it would feel like to be savaged by Barnaby Joyce. twitter.com/crikey_news/st…

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So how much are tickets on this cruise? Asking for a friend. twitter.com/abcmelbourne/s…

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Picketer We *say* we are laid back larrikins. The Kiwis actually are. twitter.com/ChangHung23/st…

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@ericscheid The Van will be around to collect you shortly. No need to pack.

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@davpope @canberratimes This is is my favourite of the two favourites, @davpope. It has such rich flavours that rol..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5v

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Catching up on this week’s cartoons from @davpope at @canberratimes. canberratimes.com.au/photogallery/f… Here’s my two favourit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gy

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@paulwiggins I didn’t know you played basketball.

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“Malcolm Turnbull’s Government could soon be on the verge of a constitutional crisis of its own creation”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tD

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So yeah, @roweafr is a brilliant cartoonist, and now I would like a large drink. twitter.com/andrewwhiteau/…

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Pollytics There’s still a few hours of daylight left. Surely enough time for the government to fit one more train wrecky thing in for us.

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glengyron Can’t wait for the second tier players to ‘help’ with media spots over the weekend.

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timdunlop Honest to God, how does shit like this get published?
“After 30-plus months in office, the Barnaby Joyce saga demo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Xq

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A quick, late lunch: Fried rice with zucchini and chick peas, onion, a little chilli, and soy sauce. pic.twitter.com/3mwYV62i8W

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lanesainty A heads up: I am changing rounds and will cover courts for BuzzFeed Oz this year. Very exciting. Please do send tip..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fz

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PM Malcolm Turnbull is preparing to make an important decision. pic.twitter.com/neuG7kSbln

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oz_f There’s only one way for Malcolm Turnbull and Barnaby Joyce to resolve this tension.

They must fuck.

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handsomemurri Comms officer: “can we have sex?”
Staffer: “depends, what’s your minister’s skin name?”

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handsomemurri The parliament house rooting rules are becoming as complicated as Murri moiety marriage laws. pic.twitter.com/t5S6lR83v9

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glengyron @evcricket It’s all Strong And Stable government out here.

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NewtonMark Shit, who even knows? twitter.com/evcricket/stat…

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I knew this sort of thing would happen as soon as they put the Illuminati in charge of ABC News.

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DOWN THE MEMORY HOLE. “The ABC has quietly killed a controversial piece on corporate tax” crikey.com.au/2018/02/16/abc… O..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…E2

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I should bundle all that into a single tweet.

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Here’s the ABC’s statement on removing that article. twitter.com/TomMcIlroy/sta…

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And yes, of course it’s still in the Wayback Machine. I predict quite a bit of Streisanding on this one. twitter.com/NigelBell19/st…

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“The ABC has quietly killed a controversial piece on corporate tax” crikey.com.au/2018/02/16/abc…

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Would you buy a used car from this man? Well look no further! twitter.com/riskybusiness/…

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@soit_honi @debrussell01 @BillKristol Yep, it’s a deep cultural thing, expressed too in the cops ramping up to usin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HK

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No no, @Arpit_Chauhan, I can get a gun if I have a valid reason, as opposed to “I want a gun waah waah waah.” I’m f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ra

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niltiac I think a lot of people are saying “everybody knew” when what they really mean is “most people would’ve heard the r..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mk

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@soit_honi @debrussell01 @BillKristol My gripe was that Kristol is saying, essentially, “If only there was a way” —.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FNu

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@soit_honi @debrussell01 @BillKristol As a non-American, I do find the idea of a “right” to have a weapon quaint, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…I7

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pixelatedboat @jonkudelka The only solution is to paint a white line on the floor of Parliament and they have to stay on opposite sides of it

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sonotsecure I found a way to stop all hackers. Make your systems unhackable, just post this on your site. 100% protection. pic.twitter.com/pFfosCyWCJ

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jonkudelka Very much enjoying the PM and Deputy PM using press conferences in the same way housemates use passive aggressive p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2g

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@soit_honi @debrussell01 @BillKristol That’s OK, you’ll figure it out eventually. Or perhaps not. Not my problem, really.

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Back at @bunjaree and laughing a little bit.

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jonkudelka I like to think Malcolm starts every day of his prime ministership with a smile.

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Crossing the Nepean, with filthy train window. instagram.com/p/BfPZfx8H4TG/

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jamesmassola Incredible. Barnaby Joyce has just guaranteed another day of blanket coverage of this saga. And can you imagine Lab..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wl

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joshgnosis @samanthamaiden “I don’t think we should be getting into all of that,” Andrews said when asked to define sexual relations

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joshgnosis Pls @samanthamaiden ask Kevin Andrews the definition of a sexual relationship.

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arthur_affect Oh my God

A US Federal Judge has literally ruled that players gonna play and haters gonna hate pic.twitter.com/ME0ZK54m7k

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glengyron Like cycling buddies with a jar of tiger balm. twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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@goatfesttas @frankfil Bitter disappointment for @reselsnark there. He wanted me to experience Goat Yoga.

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@franksting There’s usually a flock of about 50 to 100 corellas in Victoria Park, but more this year. In Rushcutter..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dQ

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Oh dear. @CARROT_app Weather now has “achievements”. pic.twitter.com/QHJULB2sca

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There’s a flock of at least 300 corellas wheeling over Railway Square. So many corellas in Sydney at the moment.

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@frankfil I don’t know whether Goat Yoga happens at @goatfesttas. I shall ask.

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@BXGD All this makes a lot of sense, thank you. Those tribal markers seem ever more “important” too, sadly.

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Fri plan, confirmed: Slow start (done); pho (very soon); 1218 train to Wentworth Falls; work en route and after to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…J8

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oz_f Man, even if you think Cooper’s comments were well-intentioned and just awkward phrasing, there’s something very av..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qw

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GretchenAMcC SQUID GEYSERS
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Curly hair, green top. I had hair like that once. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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@jeamland @glengyron Yes. Make him feel bad for all this other terrible qualities.

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custardgannet I don’t pretend to fully understand it, but chess is a beautiful game to watch. pic.twitter.com/1SeokgahuM

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@goatfesttas @VintageTasmania “Frocks”? OK, this is getting out of hand. I’ll chat with you next week to figure out some fun things to do.

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@BXGD Yeah that key “as many in 20 years” claim seems more than a bit dodgy. But would any kind of numbers persuade..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8s

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Fri plan, draft: Slow start (in progress); pho; train to Wentworth Falls; work en route and after to include story..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YF

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burgotastic I’ve seen enough X-Files to know that a hazmat team showing up immediately after a freight train derailment means t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vE

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Has someone referred to Mr Joyce as “the rent boy” yet? Or maybe “the lack-of-rent boy”?

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ABCmediawatch Front page of the day award @theTiser pic.twitter.com/1fOUI2SMVb

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matwhi oh so it’s fine when HE does it??? pic.twitter.com/3Oe2Z6p0pX

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SpencerHowson Cool new ABC “media cadetship” just advertised. Pick your location. You have a month apply: careers.abc.net.au/caw/en/job/498… pic.twitter.com/ocaiopdrjS

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@Anthony_Caruana The most recent such thing was around 1968, of course. The events of those years caused real change.

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@Anthony_Caruana @NewtonMark I’m continually amused by these decisions. “No no, he IS the best we’ve got.”

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BBCWorld Are these the world’s worst burglars?

bbc.in/2EuFRz5 pic.twitter.com/hfn4S9oTEF

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Asher_Wolf *Scene: a club somewhere in Canberra*

Whispers breathily: “Want to break some Ministerial Standards?”

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jeamland A rolled in the hay promise? twitter.com/srpeatling/sta…

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andreysitnik 1990s, MIT Wearable Computing Project pic.twitter.com/J7LGUxxhzP

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Drag0nista Hmmm, really? twitter.com/TomMcIlroy/sta…

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As a first-order estimate I’d be confident writing, say, “In the US, per capita, school shootings happen literally..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jw

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Assumptions: US is 4% of world’s population; “past 20 years” is correct; 36 days out of 365. Also, “number of schoo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…X4

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These figures get repeated every damn time, yet what changes? It’s very difficult for the 96% of the world that isn..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yH

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@franksting I’m not feeling an outright “No” to that idea. I had another job firm up yesterday, so today I’ll see i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…OR

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Hey Mr @GreenJ, this seems very apt this week. twitter.com/HLMenckenBot/s…

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Now here’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. Junie Morosi. The ‘pedia says she’s now in her mid-80s…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gY

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Last night “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” @Pozible campaign wrapped up. Target 1 achieved @goatfesttas podcast is go…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qR

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_youhadonejob1 You had one job! pic.twitter.com/XTO8dGu4M9

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curious_scribe Moscow residents say they have found that the only way to get the council to clear snow is to write the name of opp..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HY

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@franksting I sort of explain it all in the Pozible campaign’s budget bit. Question welcome after this coffee starts working.

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Histreepix Finding the clitoris. Delaware, 1919. pic.twitter.com/HIVquQed8D

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@franksting Based on my production time estimates, yeah. Though that figure was also down a bit from my original target.

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hellothisisivan This is exactly as delicious as it sounds pic.twitter.com/D43B51UdYW

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Friday. Six different species are vying for your tastier parts. Half succeed. Friday.

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@ApostrophePong @_midofo_ @goatfesttas Heh. I hope you’re enjoying the Barnaby Joyce saga. But for now I’ll try to get some sleep.

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@smidgey Yep yep. I may try to get something more specific the next time I’m talking to People In Canberra. Assumin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mf

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@ApostrophePong @_midofo_ It’s a deal. BTW @goatfesttas in Launceston is on, as is a couple of days in Hobart.

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JamesFallows Just for the historical record: after the Sandy Hook / Newtown shootings of Dec 2012, @LeaderMcConnell led the Sena..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uV

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@smidgey Sure. I agree. But trade wars are also part of the game, and no one is making specific allegations yet. [S..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JK

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@ApostrophePong @_midofo_ Wait, while Leena is not ageing well, some of those photos are a drag queen. That doesn’t count.

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Routine disclosure: As a writer about this stuff, I’ve had routine hospitality and/or travel thanks to Kaspersky, H..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7i

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The rhetoric is ramping up. “Don’t trust Chinese phones.” Sure, but even “American” phones are made in China. It fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2u

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@VirtualTal @WhoresofYore One can only hope. It’d help flush out the earwax.

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@AnooshMCL @BillKristol And being Australian I focus on our patch and our magnificently coordinated government.

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@AnooshMCL @BillKristol Ask away. By NATSEC I mean national security. I have a particular focus on the cybers for m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nO

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Just over 7 hours until the New Moon at 0805 AEDT.

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I should probably stop drinking whiskey and go to bed.

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AcademiaObscura Nobody reads footnotes..pic.twitter.com/Is7sDMwI4e4e

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Alfred Vanderbilt pic.twitter.com/e5H9E9fkj1

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@AnooshMCL @BillKristol Ta. His name is brand new to me, but then I pay more attention to natsec etc news rather th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NB

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@mtthw777 @ZDNet Not bad. A quick check just then says I’ve written 319 stories. Which is not a lot, but reading one is sufficient torture.

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@mtthw777 @ZDNet Well “write” is a bit strong.

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@nehadk So, you’re saying you weren’t able to figure this out for yourself?

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InternetHippo My lyft driver is studying to be a sleep lab tech and I asked if that was her dream job (lmao) and she gave me abso..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ix

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@nehadk If I were them I wouldn’t follow me.

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Red Hot Chilli Pipers perform “We Will Rock You” & “Eye of the Tiger” youtube.com/watch?v=WbY8eN…

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@_midofo_ So @ApostrophePong’s sister is a celebrity chef in TH now. Maybe… ?

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@_midofo_ Ah, no, she’s a populist politician whose patch is the northern suburbs of Bangkok. And she also has her..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eg

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@BillKristol Who is @BillKristol anyway, and is he someone who matters?

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@BillKristol Have you thought of actually DOING something about it? Us out here in the 96% of the world have been w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mi

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I know all this has been said before, but I note that the Orange Fucktard @realDonaldTrump hasn’t indicated that he..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…80

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Wow, this is all that this dumb cunt has got to say. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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Whatever happened to Leena Jangjanya (ลีนา จังจรรจา)? stilgherrian.com/thailand/unrel… pic.twitter.com/4v4ZTZY1QZ

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@Headwellred I know that. You know that. But… :)

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MalwareJake I die a little inside every time someone feigns outrage over Russian election hacking and pretends the US hasn’t tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…rO

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