Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

February 19th, 2018

There is also something really weird about watching a TV series when you were a (very very minor) part of the script development.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

This is weird. I’ve got the first draft of the shooting script here, and I’ve watched it when broadcast, but seeing..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SP

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@brandycooklyn I see you’ve spotted the key problem with my lifestyle.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to brandycooklyn

Plus I need to drop a note to the DOP of this because it’s fuckin’ luscious.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

But it’s still kinda cool to watch a major Australian TV political thriller as hear a line of dialogue and thing, y..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…11

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Series creator Shelley Birse is awesome.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Re-watching “The Code” series two because (a) drunk, and (b) see image. My part was tiny, but this really was well-..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tB

via Twitter for iPhone

This is the awesomeness of Sydney right here. twitter.com/cathywilcox1/s…

via Tweetbot for iΟS

@kcarruthers Please don’t encourage these Tasmanians, it’s getting out of hand.

via TweetDeck

@nukolator As is appropriate. See you Monday then.

via TweetDeck in reply to nukolator

@boynxdor Buggered if I know. I don’t pay a lot of attention to that rubbish.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to boynxdor

@NewtonMark You’re welcome to have my leftovers.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to NewtonMark

@JohnBirmingham But hey, you and I both know, for our reasons, how clever these Nazis are.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@NewtonMark It was intense, but moving slowly. Fortunately I’ve managed to stem the more dangerous flooding into this building.

via TweetDeck in reply to NewtonMark

@JohnBirmingham And, from the point of view of a gentleman interested in other gentlemen, he’s nothing to write home about.

via TweetDeck in reply to JohnBirmingham

jeffsonstein much louder than any words. twitter.com/usblm/status/9…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

JustinianNews Artemus Jones on the destructive force that is B. Joyce: justinian.com.au/bloggers/imper…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:57 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

@seanpryor If only. Because that does look appetising.

via TweetDeck in reply to seanpryor

I’ve opened another bottle.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

iAmTheWarax YOU, an Aviation Expert: the cause of this accident remains unclear.

ME, a US Marine: this Osprey is sleepy. pic.twitter.com/arCdXkJs3m

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

@goatfesttas I am shamed to not have spotted that. :(

via TweetDeck in reply to goatfesttas

@gths Just quietly, the thing that ended up being called Kaspion appears to have been my creation, looking at the e..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…xx

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@gths Cool. Because there’s always this whole decrypt-and-find-secrets stuff that needs to be distinctive. pic.twitter.com/chPN9T13zE

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to gths

@glengyron REMINDER: This was actually a thing. This is how Australian wine was marketed internationally in the 197..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…an

via TweetDeck in reply to glengyron

glengyron The Bay of Tofu plan has been discovered! All is lost! twitter.com/carmelosg1/sta…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:35 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

Have I had enough wine?

via TweetDeck

Part of me feels bad about retweeting this, but fuck I have to because it’s so funny. twitter.com/MagdaSzubanski…

via TweetDeck

@gths I didn’t mean my comment as an insult, but the opposite. It really captures the zeitgeist. If there’s ever a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zI

via TweetDeck in reply to gths

@GernotHeiser Indeed. I’m not someone who needs to go down the implementation rabbit-hole. I did my comp sci ages a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uV

via TweetDeck in reply to GernotHeiser

dannolan these ABC habits of the super rich are insanely interesting pic.twitter.com/SMtRdG0pBn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:24 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

@jeffsonstein @GernotHeiser @dobes It’s clearly very preliminary research. (Yes, I read both papers in full. I knew..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ip

via TweetDeck in reply to jeffsonstein

@gths It looks a bit like OCR-A after a long night on bourbon.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to gths

@jeffsonstein @GernotHeiser @dobes Interesting stuff coming out of our equivalent to DARPA too. zdnet.com/article/indivi…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@AttardMon @GrogsGamut Phil Collins is an excellent drummer, but he should never have been let near songwriting. Pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Is

via TweetDeck in reply to AttardMon

@jeffsonstein @GernotHeiser @dobes It kinda pleases me that yet another such transformative technology was develope..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Oo

via TweetDeck in reply to jeffsonstein

@GordyPls @_midofo_ @aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus I like it better when you call me “Daddy”.*

* No, I don’t. It seriously creeps me out.

via TweetDeck in reply to GordyPls

@jeffsonstein @GernotHeiser @dobes I understood the architecture of that new seL4 kernel scheduling model, great wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Gz

via TweetDeck in reply to jeffsonstein

@jeffsonstein Thank you. That came out of seeing @GernotHeiser’s presentation and then, with @dobes, chatting with..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zU

via TweetDeck in reply to jeffsonstein

@theshufflediary Yeah look, maybe you need to reconsider that. An hour thinking about Troy Buswell is more a bedtime thing, I reckon.

via TweetDeck in reply to theshufflediary

@_midofo_ @aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus He can’t help being sweaty. It’s not a good look, sure, but they’re the cards he’s been dealt.

via TweetDeck in reply to _midofo_

@jeffsonstein Ah, that’s another version of the paper I cited in “Meltdown-Spectre amplifies call for new hardware-..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fc

via TweetDeck in reply to jeffsonstein

SixthTone Pulitzer Prize-winning photojournalist Liu Heung Shing spent three decades documenting the modernization of China a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ss

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 8:45 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

@theshufflediary The very best backgrounders have more time spent on the jokes than the research.

via TweetDeck in reply to theshufflediary

This is extremely good content, and also I would like to see more of @markhumphries in a giraffe onesie talking abo..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VX

via TweetDeck

markhumphries Government ministers get help on the sex ban from a noted sex ed expert. pic.twitter.com/3HtBePV7v1

via Media Studio (retweeted on 8:36 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

@theshufflediary I forgot to mention, @theshufflediary, that “human Carry On film Troy Buswell resigned from a seni..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…j7

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

scumbly TSA agent at the airport recognizes my old Blade Runner shirt as I go through security, and starts jokingly adminis..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…te

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:26 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

This is excellent, for all fans of UKIP’s excellence in every regard. “Thread”, as they say. twitter.com/henrymance/sta…

via TweetDeck

SandiHLogan Oh FFS … we’ve got a golfer being interviewed about the Aust/US relationship? Is @abc730 serious? Disruptive bull..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JC

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:23 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

@CosmicRami @SnarkyPlatypus If I were writing a column or masthead on Victorian politics with Guy as premier I’d call it The Lobster.

via TweetDeck in reply to CosmicRami

@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe the point of Australian Story is to make Four Corners look even better.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

NewtonMark Not a bad idea. twitter.com/oz_f/status/96…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:17 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

@ecocreative @joannejacobs @DonDunstan As you may recall, I’m originally from SA, and chatted with The Don a few ti..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jC

via TweetDeck in reply to ecocreative

@CosmicRami @SnarkyPlatypus It’s from 14 Aug 2017, but yes, a local Victorian thing with no real national angle as..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wz

via TweetDeck in reply to CosmicRami

@SnarkyPlatypus Well I have had “producer” on my business cards as long as anything else. I do know how this is done.

via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@theshufflediary Oh, before I got distracted by lobsters, my “Farewell Soapy, but will Australia’s new attorney-gen..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mt

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

TheRippedBodice This sign is my greatest professional accomplishment pic.twitter.com/uytWrydmuu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:10 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

@SnarkyPlatypus SHUT UP IT IS INSPIRING AND AUSTRALIAN AND A STORY AND IT FILLS AN AWKWARD GAP BEFORE FOUR CORNERS STARTS.

via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

@matt_levinson @SatPaper @ErikOJensen There’s some great work in that editorial, whether it’s @ErikOJensen or an underling.

via TweetDeck in reply to matt_levinson

@beneltham Sorry, I’ve been trying to drop you from as many as I can.

via TweetDeck in reply to beneltham

“Hi, this is Christian, he’ll be your Attorney-General from now on” by @theshufflediary crikey.com.au/2018/02/14/chr…

via TweetDeck

@SnarkyPlatypus @CosmicRami I didn’t know you were running for the Victorian parliament.

via TweetDeck in reply to SnarkyPlatypus

wobster @DDsD I like to visualise a kiwi talking about a Neuril knitwork

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:01 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

“Joyce’s thoughts on entitlement, rights and responsibilities are useful in the context of his actions this week. T..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…e3

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

“His apparent farm boy authenticity does not belie an egalitarian but rather a buffoon. His values are not of grit..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PC

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

If you haven’t read it yet, @SatPaper’s editorial on Barnaby Joyce, “a career untouched by competence.” thesaturdaypaper.com.au/2018/02/17/bar…

via TweetDeck

RT [LOCKED]: Canadian ice dance people talking about having a sense of purpose.

YOU FUCKING DANCE ON ICE. THERE I..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…bb

via TweetDeck

@ecocreative @DonDunstan I see to remember this as being quite good.

via TweetDeck in reply to ecocreative

@225269 @beneltham … so this doesn’t change my view. I spent half of yesterday talking about this, and have nothi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Yb

via TweetDeck in reply to 225269

@nukolator It’s OK to feel these urges, Neal. Also, I’m in your town Mon-Wed next week. I assume appropriate warnings have been issued.

via TweetDeck in reply to nukolator

@tacticalmaid @roweafr This thing is, @roweafr is a genius. Which is both wonderful and frightening.

via TweetDeck in reply to tacticalmaid

I hadn’t seen this @roweafr cartoon from last week. I wish I still hadn’t. pic.twitter.com/G5llN94EP9

via TweetDeck

MalwareTechBlog Looks like imgur may have been hacked. Large amount of front page posts have been replaced with Russian text and do..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:13 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@JohnBirmingham It’s OK, I have wine. And the flooding has stopped. Mostly.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to JohnBirmingham

Fuck this, I need wine.

via TweetDeck

NuclearAnthro Huh, and I thought shit talking Rickover got you in trouble in the US! twitter.com/tombschrader/s…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:33 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

botandy Australia leading the way, by banning sex altogether

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

ChuckTingle what a classic moment of shaking and drooling that we all know pic.twitter.com/G1oenPV3CV

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

TwoPaddocks We’ve been reading - Inside The White House.
I’m like - OMG.
Pig’s like - LOL
pic.twitter.com/W5bnrrBAol

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

AndrewBGreene Important story - looks like the Americans are keen to lock Australia in twitter.com/PhillipCoorey/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

UK Govt’s “Attitudes to potentially offensive language and gestures on TV and radio: Quick Reference Guide”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…LC

via TweetDeck

The Mt Boyce station says we’ve had more than 12mm of rain so far, but that felt like more down here at Wentworth Falls.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@pingudownunder @CARROT_app I’ve just ramped up the Libertarian to see what happens.

via TweetDeck in reply to pingudownunder

The bonus to all this flooding is that I can imagine I’m renting a house in Sydney.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Yes, um, this is a very lot of rain. How you doing over there, @R_Chirgwin? pic.twitter.com/2ajQSOfVqG

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@franksting The rain band is coming in very slowly from the SW, but at the moment it looks to me like that’s gap wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Cx

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to franksting

Actually this is already quite a lot of rain.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

_youhadonejob1 Katie is a savage. pic.twitter.com/Zlq65R6pZT

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

@ScottRhodie @techoglot You don’t understand, Scott. Freedom. Government is bad. Fiat currency destroys your manhood.

via TweetDeck in reply to ScottRhodie

@dobes @SquigglyRick National Hook-Up sounds like an excellent movie.

via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

@techoglot Astounding, isn’t it. But, you know, freedom!

via TweetDeck in reply to techoglot

@nschultz Caleb is all to real, however, which proves that George has positive value.

via TweetDeck in reply to nschultz

Postmodernist Sloth is new favourite superhero. twitter.com/blaircottrell8…

via TweetDeck

DanMentos This is genius. The school shooters will see a guy with three arms and freak the fuck out pic.twitter.com/jqc9BmioJZ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

My theory is that I’m battling some bug, so I’m determined to get rid of it before the rapidly approaching Weekend..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vm

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

duckbytheoboe I can’t wait for channel 9 to commission Underbelly: Carnival Cruise Lines.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 5:04 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

Or, solving for x, Caleb is the square root of George. twitter.com/JohnJohnsonson…

via TweetDeck

JohnJohnsonson George Christensen is basically Caleb Bond squared. pic.twitter.com/FUoQyHfhaa

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

Excellent, I thought I heard lightning. pic.twitter.com/S12IHweq8q

via Twitter for iPhone

@goatfesttas What is “ya boat” about? I’m not getting it.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to goatfesttas

@profsarahj @ElaineSearle @beneltham Ditto. I said everything I had to say yesterday.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to profsarahj

I’ve just been napping for four hours and I still feel dreadful. Disgruntled.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

There’s quite a lot to process here. twitter.com/MothershipSG/s…

via Tweetbot for iΟS

How big is a dolphin’s penis anyway?

via Tweetbot for iΟS

dobes At the new Apple HQ, employees need to mark glass doors because they keep walking into them, and use post-it notes…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dx

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:29 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

This is definitely a metaphor for something. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

via Tweetbot for iΟS

@dobes @egadheg Oh FFS. I definitely need to lie down for a while now.

via TweetDeck in reply to dobes

DaveWeasel Growing up in Canada, the only time my high school went on ‘lockdown’ was when a moose was on the property. I’m not kidding.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:20 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

jrhennessy cosmic brain meme final level pic.twitter.com/qXrITKwACq

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

@GreenJ @James_Jeffrey Don’t say your not just a little bit curious, Jonathan.

via TweetDeck in reply to GreenJ

I’ve managed breakfast, but my brain is still not working today. (Yes, I know, but more so than usual.) I have a th..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…WJ

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

James_Jeffrey Just waiting for George Christensen to take the gun photo to the next level pic.twitter.com/HY8coGzWrH

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:02 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

SatPaper Editorial: Barnaby Joyce’s is a career untouched by competence. ow.ly/RYaU30iraLE pic.twitter.com/uHOwVW5i2i

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 12:00 PM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

James_Jeffrey The massive bagpipe underspend is inexplicable twitter.com/NickEvershed/s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:57 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

@dfg77 @SnarkyPlatypus I’m hoping he does a burlesque show or something. There’s a lot of nights to while away there.

via TweetDeck in reply to dfg77

OzProtectionist ffs I saw George Christensen treanding & was worrieyed he” d been found ,dead belt a round his neck mazzing 2 jan..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:53 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

joshgnosis A whole bitcoin! twitter.com/braddybb/statu…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:50 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

@niltiac @Sophos But can’t bleach strike twice?

via TweetDeck in reply to niltiac

“Scoop: Skirmish in Beijing over the nuclear football” axios.com/scoop-skirmish…

via TweetDeck

Also unlike lightning, @Sophos, only ransomware is spelled with an E. pic.twitter.com/phK8szDXBM

via TweetDeck

@oberonsghost @ApostrophePong Yep, I think that was the CUB theme tune for a while.

via TweetDeck in reply to oberonsghost

@ApostrophePong Yeah you need the audio for the full experience. Looks like there’s a good collection on YouTube if..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…d7

via TweetDeck in reply to ApostrophePong

TVC for Fosters’s, late 1960 or early 1970s. youtube.com/watch?v=U_2D_f… +1 for excellence in sideburns.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@twiddlekins Who are you and why are you in my twitters?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to twiddlekins

I also approve of this lizard, bit not as much as the first one because it’s a show-off. twitter.com/BushHeritageAu…

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Half a million tons of Foster’s Lager per year. Australia’s true shame. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

via TweetDeck

@ApostrophePong “Foster’s annual sales amount to around 500 megalitres worldwide, largely buoyed by UK sales, where..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JW

via TweetDeck in reply to ApostrophePong

@ApostrophePong Yeah the numbers don’t work. And let’s hope Foster’s Lager just dies. Which it won’t, because it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…So

via TweetDeck in reply to ApostrophePong

@ApostrophePong Check the rest of them bigshed.beer A German-style beer called Kol Schisel? Really?

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

@ApostrophePong There’s a lot of that here now, too. Some of the tiny new breweries are getting quite playful. Like..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nh

via TweetDeck in reply to ApostrophePong

@ApostrophePong @foundersbrewing @IronHorseDC Yeah it’s not an evening beer. I like the Red’s Rye and the Centennia..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…W5

via TweetDeck in reply to ApostrophePong

I’m still thinking about this, though. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

via TweetDeck

This is a very good Surprise Dead Cat™. Malcolm Tucker would be wetting himself.

via TweetDeck

@profsarahj When you’re given a Surprise Dead Cat™, you throw it as many times as you can.

via TweetDeck in reply to profsarahj

Well that inspiring address from then Mackay Ringroad worksite, today’s big news venue, has perked me up enough to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…X3

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

jeamland AKA Spud Gun. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:43 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

Taco_Lad @stilgherrian Extreeeme grrens pic.twitter.com/Md7JRNTMMd

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:43 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

charliepick Bravo @SkyNewsAust - sweet placement. pic.twitter.com/XYSnHF8Dql

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:42 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

paulkidd @stilgherrian Please don’t mention dead cats. It’s very triggering for some of our politicians.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:42 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

dobes RT 🔒: Prime Minister Peter Dutton

Deputy Prime Minister George Christensen

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:42 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

There’s a reason they’re called “asparagus spears”. twitter.com/twiddlekins/st…

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

GreenJ george walks out to meet the press (special george’s mind’s eye view) pic.twitter.com/HtayWoEAeM

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:41 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

There’s still plenty of bounce in this dead cat. twitter.com/paulkidd/statu…

via TweetDeck

I, too, will not be moralised to by extreme greens.

via TweetDeck

joshgnosis Shot. Chaser. pic.twitter.com/WtvfQ0fTQP

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:37 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via TweetDeck)

Christensen: “I don’t engage in any of those relationships with my staff, and they’re probably glad for it.”

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

Barnaby has George’s support.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

“I’m not going to be moralised to by these extreme greens… They are the ones putting real lives at risk.” Refusing to apologise.

via TweetDeck in reply to stilgherrian

GEORGE IS DOUBLING DOWN!

via TweetDeck

@developerjack Well you’ve got to admit, I’m pretty special.

via TweetDeck in reply to developerjack

The Mackay Ringroad worksite! George, I am in love with you!

via TweetDeck

@AndrewRJamieson @NewtonMark @dobes It’s good to know that the Illuminati offer workplace flexibility.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to AndrewRJamieson

I’m really hoping this is the announcement of Deputy Prime Minister George Christensen.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

FrBower This is just one of the many messages of encouragement I have received from since I suggested pic.twitter.com/cS4V6nafqy

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:13 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

I’m wanting to know more about this and the Sailor Moon soundtrack. twitter.com/sophshepherd/s…

via Tweetbot for iΟS

SallyRMelb On Neil Mitchell this morning inept asked ‘does Shorten just want to be Govt so that people can have sexu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ry

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:09 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Still struggling with the first item in this plan. Much brain befuddled today. Who to blame? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

WeNeedFeminlsm just gonna leave this here… pic.twitter.com/LxZQXJcp4Z

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:05 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

I’m glad to know that in my twilight years I’ll be cared for by random libertarians with poor attention spans and a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…89

via Tweetbot for iΟS

bread456 in case you’re not aware of this staggering new development in political science pic.twitter.com/dlgJV3bM7r

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

NewtonMark Monday. Almost everyone’s forgotten Christensen, so they’re as good at organizing a distraction as they are at anything else.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:46 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

So @SnarkyPlatypus, we were talking about more stupid adventures..twitter.com/smurray38/stat…bM

via Tweetbot for iΟS

smurray38 Ripped from the pages of “Boomers With Too Much Time and Money Quarterly” travelrite.com.au/escorted-cruis… pic.twitter.com/tFvOeeQWOI

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:43 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

PulpLibrarian A very happy birthday to Len Deighton, 89 today! pic.twitter.com/XbQSPl6UeF

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

BestTraveI Liverpool Ship Canal, England pic.twitter.com/Mudinsv56m

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:39 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

WhoresofYore Word of the Day: “Scandal-Broth” pic.twitter.com/ejSsxE5Twq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:39 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

josh_weinberg @sabres_edge @smsaideman sounds like a genius idea until you consider that school shooters just mounted a rail gun..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jo

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:33 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

sabres_edge @josh_weinberg @smsaideman yes but school shooters will just get Su-35s

the answer is clear. Restart F-22 producti..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…tp

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:33 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

josh_weinberg @smsaideman @sabres_edge this is the type of nostalgic backwards thinking about close air support that needs to go..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…q3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:32 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

smsaideman @sabres_edge @josh_weinberg I think we have found a purpose for A-10s the USAF wants to get rid of. They can loiter..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5R

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:32 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

sabres_edge @josh_weinberg clearly the answer is SEAD flights around school

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:32 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

josh_weinberg yeah but school shooters will just get MANPADs so why even try twitter.com/RealWayneRoot/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:32 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

NeerajKA New bitcoin atm in DC pic.twitter.com/Blh1Ql7ru5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:30 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@jackslabia @beneltham After that, of course, comes another allegation of stupidly, then the flounce-off because I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…iV

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@jackslabia @beneltham That’s easy. Because your position IS a ridiculous caricature. Also, pissingly funny. You’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Kf

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to jackslabia

ClaraJeffery A literal useful idiot. And that’s the most charitable take. twitter.com/jfreewright/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:15 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

ashabeeeee Today on pitches:
“…is creating a blockchain-supported marketplace where individuals can upload, stor..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ps

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:14 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

mumbletwits .. for at least six months … twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:13 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

The most important podcast, of course, is “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” on Sunday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Further alleged plans, including the dates of my next two podcasts, may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Mon plan: Slow start (starting slowly); write for @zdnetaustralia; certain client comms; @director_tech editing; quiet night.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

@oysta I know want to use the term “derpenvector” in a column, @dobes, but I think it’d take too long to work up the joke.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to oysta

oysta Classic Oriel: so off the mark she has basically entered a non-euclidean hyperspace where coordinates are addressed..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oV

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:04 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

NickDixonITV Drama at Downing Street this morning - Larry the cat has a face off with Palmerston from the Foreign Office. Fur a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…IG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:58 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

joshgnosis For some reason (?) Neil Mitchell asked the PM if he drinks kombucha. He said he doesn’t but Lucy does.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:57 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

joshgnosis There is, eventually, going to be an entire division of the AFP devoted to investigating the social media accounts of politicians.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

MarcFennell Every so often I just think “farrrrrk living in Australia.” When my kids asked me at 7am if we should make breakfas..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:54 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@j2dk @dobes @twiddlekins @NewtonMark That’s because the hallucinogens in the chemtrails delude you into thinking i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…E8

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to j2dk

Mon plan, preamble: I dropped my scheduled Sydney day because work backlog. That and more-than-explicable fatigue…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…NG

via Tweetbot for iΟS

jeamland “George? Hi, it’s Barnaby. Look mate, I need you to go do something colossally stupid. What’s that? A gun? Fuck me,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…yr

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:43 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

MmichaelLlucy I too would like a front page exclusive devoted to my desire to pay less tax twitter.com/bencubby/statu…

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 8:43 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@BXGD @NewtonMark @dobes I didn’t realise you were a frog.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to BXGD

bgreysk the IRA’s warning to thatcher after they narrowly failed to kill her in the brighton bombing has somehow leaked int..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:28 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

AeroDork Ever wonder what happens when you yank the pull cord on an aircraft emergency slide?

Wonder no more. pic.twitter.com/872diWGEGQ

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:25 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@twiddlekins @NewtonMark @dobes But she has been tweeting Turnbull for over a year and yet nothing!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to twiddlekins

@NewtonMark @dobes They could appoint an Aerial Spraying Commissioner but they do not. What are they trying to hide?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to NewtonMark

stilgherrian Here you go, @GChristensenMP, one for your Facebook page. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:18 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Yes @beneltham is such a fascist. He’s the Naziest person I know. twitter.com/jackslabia/sta…

via Tweetbot for iΟS

@NewtonMark @dobes The editor of the Daily Telegraph refuses to cover this story! twitter.com/shinexox/statu…

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to stilgherrian

Attn: @NewtonMark @dobes: Tweeted to for over a year, but still nothing done. Appalling. twitter.com/shinexox/statu…

via Tweetbot for iΟS

My lower-funnel conversion to is quite effective, thank you. twitter.com/M_Hickinbotham…

via Tweetbot for iΟS

NewtonMark Good thing @Barnaby_Joyce is on holidays this week with plenty of free time to read all the newspaper articles about himself.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:43 AM, Feb 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Monday. More tongue, less kneecap. Monday.

via Tweetbot for iΟS