Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 22nd, 2018

It is time for me to rest, for tomorrow I am bound for Van Diemen’s Land.

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AsteadWesley We wouldn’t be so shocked at the Parkland teenagers if we didn’t spend so much time depicting young people as these..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Vf

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@Kermitron @NewtonMark Working in sexual health is an interesting pastime, though I was only involved for a little while.

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@rockatscientist @LovelyCorrine I’m so looking forward to being in Hobart from Monday. I fly to Launceston first tomorrow though.

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@brandycooklyn I am sorry to report that the medical photography of infected boyparts are not any better.

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I’ve done some unusual things over the years.

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@jonoabroad Fortunately, given her client base, they were generally afternoon meetings. Sex workers tend to be thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qA

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I’m not going to get many retweets of that one, I can tell.

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@michaelneale Sorry, I promise never to use that phrase again probably.

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That was my life for a period in the early 1990s. Meetings under the giant pus-flooded ladygarden.

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My liaison person at the Sex Workers Outreach Project in Adelaide had a big colour photo above her desk, maybe 80cm..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…XP

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“Do not put urine in your eye,” says this sensible doctor. Here’s one reason why. twitter.com/DrDayaSharma/s…

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NAChristakis You can train monkeys to like logos by pairing them with high-status or sexy monkey photos. Evolutionary psychology..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2v

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k_morrissey ok these are getting creepy now pic.twitter.com/Jbmc6AV92P

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NewtonMark There’s a button you can push which will briefly make that very funny. twitter.com/annaspargoryan…

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Excellent huntsman spider image from Australia here. It’s beautiful, @AdamSpenceAU, twitter.com/AdamSpenceAU/s…

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GordyPls Fran Drescher with emphysema, rapping in Dutch twitter.com/DailyMailCeleb…

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“How Emma Alberici stared down the ABC on controversial article” by @QuentinDempster thenewdaily.com.au/news/national/…

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wheelswordsmith barnaby joyce welcome to the resistance pic.twitter.com/WC4kLOAnta

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@jpwarren @goatfesttas @TalisaDaKisser I have no idea what these Taswegians are up to.

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@davispg @director_tech Oh. You meant “cue”. I get it now.

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@goatfesttas @TalisaDaKisser This podcast is getting stupider and stupider as time goes on.

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IMPORTANT TASMANIAN GOAT-RELATED ELECTION NEWS: On Sunday at @goatfesttas, psychic minigoat @TalisaDaKisser will be..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…G5

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KiwiNewsBot Govt says Steinlager now a war crime

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@NicholasFryer @FnordNelson @MGRANT65 @anusha_srini Pus HAS a colour, so the colour “pus” is the colour of pus. Thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uZ

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markhumphries Ray Martin presents the history of goon. pic.twitter.com/PBUkuMrtAQ

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@jpwarren @davispg @director_tech The account is using 71% of its allocated CPU grunt, so maybe it just spiked for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Bv

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@director_tech It’s quite possible that some idiot will have to reconsider the need for a cache tomorrow morning.

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@director_tech “Plan for your inevitable cybersecurity breach” by @nphair (Sep 2017) directortech.com.au/advisory/001/0…

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@director_tech “When algorithms turn evil: the Centrelink debacle” by @stilgherrian i.e. me (Sep 2017) directortech.com.au/advisory/001/0…

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@director_tech “Lessons from the Censusfail omnishambles” by @stilgherrian i.e. me (Sep 2017) directortech.com.au/advisory/001/0…

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@director_tech “The business risks of artificial intelligence” by @nphair (Sep 2017) directortech.com.au/advisory/001/0…

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@director_tech “How do you put a price on cyber risk?” by @nphair (Dec 2017) How do you put a price on cyber risk?

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ANNOUNCEMENT: @director_tech, a thing I’d done a bit of work for, has just pulled all of its existing content out..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…0Y

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best_in_dumbest Let’s put the “Tip”
Back in “Constipation” pic.twitter.com/fXkaa4Ad0u

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I’ve just been on the phone* to Mr @goatfesttas and I am now very happy with how this lunacy will come together…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ub

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“Want to know about T rex? Chase an ibis around a track, scientists say” theguardian.com/science/2018/f… Attn: @dobes.

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@johncarneyau @goatfesttas Thanks. The day itself will be a ton of work, but the fun kind of work.

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@dobes Thank you. I fly direct to Launceston in the afternoon.

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paulvixie go, go, technology sector! <<”People who distrust other media tend to spend more time on YouTube,” he said. “Since..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fs

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jonkudelka Australian politics is just middle-aged blokes being an embarrassing parody of middle aged blokes at the moment. pic.twitter.com/LoADIek6UP

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“Cyclones [hurricanes] are getting so big that New Zealand is considering an extra category”, which is excellent ob..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4Q

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Oh look! New operating systems for all the Apple thingies.

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@tshanahan83 Choose the simple explanations first. :)

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@R_Chirgwin @bernietb This makes more sense. The signal was picked up over on the upper North Shore, it stayed low,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…SY

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@bernietb @R_Chirgwin This would make sense, but it could be any damn thing.

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It’s flying at minimum altitude over the terrain, and @flightradar24 lost signal as it dropped down into that valle..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ta

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@dobes No, I’m at @bunjaree before my journey begins tomorrow.

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Not to be confused with RSCU207 which I heard go overhead earlier. pic.twitter.com/nTN12vozC5

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It sounded like a helicopter. Whose callsign is GLET12? pic.twitter.com/pss7f30tlo

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@oliyoung I have a thing there on Thu 22 Mar, may stay across the weekend, include a Public House Forum on the Sat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ay

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@Davelennonabc I know, I know… SCOSE taught me well.

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@dobes WHERE IS THIS AND WHY AM I NOT THERE.

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@oliyoung Well, yes. Haven’t you been keeping track?

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THIS TIME TOMORROW I WILL BE IN LAUNCESTON.

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@munin Stealing that. Don’t tell @dobes.

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Do these PR people realise that whenever most of us see “ICO” — assuming we even know what it means — we immediately think “con artists”?

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“[COMPANY] is releasing the World’s First Multi-Protocol App Store for the Blockchain, before much-awaited ICO…” [Strangles self]

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That’s right. The National Party backbench is where all the credibility in Australia comes from. twitter.com/Henry_Belot/st…

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cxi You know what separates humans from Deep Learning? The Deep part. Oh and the Learning part. !

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@posty @NickEvershed @firstdogonmoon Has anyone thought of selling tea towels with the slogan “Barnaby Joyce is Dishy”?

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Because, to answer the rhetorical question, America is fucked in the head. twitter.com/JoshuaGrubbsPh…

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SwiftOnSecurity Jen over here is from Quadrant Pelenn of Shadow Universe 7. twitter.com/thejenlife/sta…

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@paulkidd Wow it took three minutes before someone pointed that out.

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erkpod Ironic, eh? twitter.com/CityOfVictoria…

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dippizuka depression in a tweet twitter.com/MoonEmojii/sta…

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Binge”
Back in “Harbingers” pic.twitter.com/vHSvbk6u64

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pareene everyone already said “they don’t need to worry about losing access” so I’ll just add “they care deeply about the i..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GS

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“Goatfest returns to Launceston this Sunday” examiner.com.au/story/5242140/… CONTAINS GOATY SLIDESHOW. pic.twitter.com/amF4eEL4DS

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@Manic_Henry @aleeb88 Flathead! Nature’s fish sticks! Ugly fuckers but so yummy.

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InternetHippo school shooter (notoriously rational): according to my risk analysis the teachers at this school might have a gun s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Qp

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@Manic_Henry @aleeb88 One of the yummiest things at the Sydney Fish Markets is that stall set up in the car park at..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3M

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liamvhogan Free the Melbourne Snake

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@Manic_Henry @aleeb88 I HAD FORGOTTEN THE KING GEORGE WHITING HOW COULD I FORGET THAT IT IS SUCH A YUMMY FISH.

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@aleeb88 @Manic_Henry Garfish, snapper, blue fin tuna… then there’s freshwater yabbies or whatever they’re called in WA.

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@aleeb88 @Manic_Henry OK, then we can agree that barra is boring. I was holding my tongue so I didn’t offend. Now having Seafood Envy.

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Australian Fact #65: All snake catchers are named Barry. twitter.com/CGreenbank9/st…

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@aleeb88 @Manic_Henry Especially with the sharper flavour of the garfish.

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Pinboard “At present, Google has more internal mailing lists than it has employees.” As a leader in the field of workplace d..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…b4

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I think @theharryshearer would like* the euphemism “geotechnical issue”. twitter.com/abcbrisbane/st…

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@munin It seems to mean “Earth torn open after setting off a big explosion”, but I suppose there may be other kinds.

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Today’s new euphemism: “geotechnical issue”. twitter.com/abcbrisbane/st…

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oz_f Australian politics delivers yet again pic.twitter.com/IajFVN5bE2

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All the best superheroes come from New York. twitter.com/YouHadOneJ0B/s…

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JoshButler Abbott and ScoMo’s relationship sure has soured since those halcyon days of lavender polo shirts pic.twitter.com/fmAaHu5xO1

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@Manic_Henry As a former South Australian, I ache for garfish.

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Wow, they actually called it the Listening Session in public. I guess they held it in the Empathy Zone while the Pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cQ

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@pelagikat I’ll see how the goats go first.

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IMPORTANT FACT: The 141st Annual Australian Sheep & Wool Show is in Bendigo on 20–22 Julysheepshow.comam

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@dobes @jpwarren More likely to be vice versa.

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@dobes @joshgnosis Are you ashamed, @dobes? You should be ashamed now.

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AlsBoy “Talks with KFC are going well and we hope to sort this mess out amicably very soon indeed” says chicken union spok..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8D

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@dobes @goatfesttas @abchobart Well, when the @goatfasttas guy gets to somewhere on his farm that has mobile reception.

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@dobes It will be. Coordinating with @goatfesttas is proving to be a breeze, and then on Tue I’ve got a goaty retro..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…y3

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@dobes I’ll listen shortly, ‘cos I’m about to make a call to people who have goats.

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Goodness me, it is most unlike the big copyright holders to promulgate inflated figures of any kind whatsoever. twitter.com/dobes/status/9…

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dobes For those of you playing along at home, these numbers were based on Alexa numbers for known list of sites.

You may..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1O

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abccanberra Rights holders are rejoicing at new report that show Blocking Orders have reduced illegal downloads in Australia by..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8N

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SofieJW China cracks down on funeral strippers. It’s a technique some rural families use to increase the turnout at a loved..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FG

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ATTENTION! ATTENTION! @@TalisaDaKisser at Willow Creek Farm is a mini goat with her own Twitter account. Considerab..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4D

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@BXGD I will not go down that rabbit-hole. I will not go down that rabbit-hole. I will not go down that rabbit-hole..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hb

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@BXGD That’s a great scam they’ve got going.

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@finishedlast I’ll probably start a @Pozible campaign for it tomorrow then. I just need to conform that work trip.

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@finishedlast I just have a work visit there on Thu 22 Mar (TBC), and since Adelaide is my home town I may stay on..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Lz

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@finishedlast It’s only tentative at this stage.

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firstdogonmoon GET THE ECHIDNA APP AUSTRALIA! HELP THE ECHIDNA SCIENTISTS AND THUS ALSO THE ECHIDNAS. DO IT. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@Steve_Lockstep And I’ll continue to do so, kumquat may.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. It seems I have the words “mardi gras” permanently muted in TweetDeck.

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@techoglot It’s a daytime thing, recorded in the pub in the afternoon.

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@joshgnosis Mate, dishwashers are bloody complicated.

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best_in_dumbest We put the “App”
Back in “Unapproved” pic.twitter.com/XePSONnaVb

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Dear Adelaide, would you like a Public House Forum podcast recording on, say, Sat 24 March? Does that clash with anything?

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So I just typed “mardi gras sydney” into The Google to check which dates to avoid, and it went all rainbow on me. pic.twitter.com/5r5uRimu0r

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@Manic_Henry Alas, Mr Kudelka is not available that evening.

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“The battle inside the federal public service between forces warding off serious digital transformation and those w..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uT

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What did seagulls eat before chips? twitter.com/BillBailey/sta…

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BillBailey Snapped this chip-pilfering hooligan in Padstow pic.twitter.com/Qv0cMA91sr

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RichardTuffin Here’s Matty Canavan declaring his investment property in Canberra.

“somebody turned on a streetlight and “poof”…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Pw

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@R_Chirgwin Remind me to give you a power bank, I’m sure there’s a spare here somewhere.

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@Resign_In_Shame @joshgnosis Yes, I just saw someone suggest it was a monogram. Which to be says (a) how pathetical..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…nD

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For some reason the phase “discount DIY faecal transplant kits” just came to mind. twitter.com/RossMcCaff/sta…

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Foone does anyone know how to ascend your corporeal body and become a floating orb of pure intellect? it’d be real handy today.

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@joshgnosis Ah. So he does have “45” written on his shirt cuff? We need to know about the presidential laundry arrangements, I think.

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@NewtonMark @joshgnosis Having read half of “Fire and Fury” so far, I conclude that it’s amazing he can even read t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Mj

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joshgnosis Here’s A Video Of Barnaby Joyce Saying Politicians Should Stand Aside During Scandals buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/the…

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I quite like the idea of presidents having a serial number though. Whaddyareckon, @joshgnosis, real or fake? twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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drunkenmadman It’s about time someone stopped him. Well done London Showroom. twitter.com/gibsonguitar/s…

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DeepStorageNet We (The TFD delegates mostly) think “Single glass of pain” when a vendor says “Single pain of glass” I’m trying to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…RX

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Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “South Australia’s GigCity plan is not what it seems” zdnet.com/article/south-… Don’t @ me.

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@ApostrophePong @oberonsghost @R_Chirgwin The marsupials get all the attention, but the huge range of bird life her..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DM

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“Huawei has become the first smartphone manufacturer in the world to use an AI-powered smartphone to drive a car!”,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…8s

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@oberonsghost @R_Chirgwin @ApostrophePong Are these the North Sydney currawongs? They’re a HUGE clan.

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davidmackau Trump’s crib notes during the WH gun violence listening session: “5. I hear you” pic.twitter.com/XRI0X78b5U

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@Manic_Henry Hah! I have so many excellent suggestions already. I’ll try to lock in the remaining slots today.

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Thu plan, draft: Slow start (in progress); work steadily through a long list of small tasks (website work, scheduli..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ZG

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leifromloihi god give me the courage to wear my cyanide capsule ring, the serenity to use it only in a true emergency & the wisdom to know the difference

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PubicZirconium pic.twitter.com/GhASeCjTdT

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@Manic_Henry Or one of those little yappy dogs.

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@maxcelcat She’s such a big fan of them you could call her a turbofan.

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@R_Chirgwin I’m a big fan of currawongs. @ApostrophePong will remember how they used to troll our cats, and walked..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EX

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Loving the fact that there’s this one big currawong that comes through each day to steal some of @R_Chirgwin’s cher..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1g

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@maxcelcat You did see that she was GE’s comms manager for ANZ, yeah?

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@dobes @Anthony_Caruana @ssharwood @mpesce Name the date. Name the venue. I’ll trim my toenails especially.

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@maxcelcat That’s the joke, petal. [Pats head gently]

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@Anthony_Caruana @ssharwood @dobes @mpesce I am up for this. But Sumo would be even better, and I would wear the thing.

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Where’s the fun if your engines don’t randomly explode or even just fall apart in flight? twitter.com/joanne_woo/sta…

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Reassurance for non-Australians: These crickets never grow to more than three meters long, and generally don’t eat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jw

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@Anthony_Caruana Mate, at least I haven’t got a horse pregnant and given it a job in a colleague’s office. (Only be..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…2C

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expectproblems And today, on “They’re rebooting WHAT on Netflix now?” here’s Lost in Space. Can’t wait to see Parker Posey as Dr…twitter.com/i/web/status/9…l6

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“The Myth of the Hacker-Proof Voting Machine ” by @KimZetter looks like a must-read. nytimes.com/2018/02/21/mag…

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ZoeParamour A child has been let loose on the Piccadilly Line with stickers and I think this should happen to every tube map. pic.twitter.com/YCJaY6YGBb

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@NewtonMark @max_au That’s my point. These poor folks have a shitty job and they know it.

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@dobes @rohan_p @joshgnosis You keep your dreams to yourself, mate.

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@max_au @NewtonMark There’s never at surprise when the scan fails. Border control people just give it a quick secon..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…hl

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@max_au @NewtonMark Two in a row that are dead straight out of the factory, if that’s the explanation? Very amuse.

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@NewtonMark Yeah that too. You can introduce that one without enabling legislation.

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@Anthony_Caruana I’m just having and coffee in bed. Long story.

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@NewtonMark It’s because someone sang them a song about needing a monorail.

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@NewtonMark My Passports have never — never! — worked at any eGate or similar scanner anywhere in the world. Passpotwitter.com/i/web/status/9…ojBJ

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ssharwood As of today Australia has mandatory data breach disclosure laws. Let the fight to define “serious harm” required to..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…4D

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@munin @dobes @joshgnosis @rohan_p But utterly appropriate for this muppet.

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The @goatfesttas Goat Poetry Competition is getting out of hand, though I do like the idea of a “universe wide podc..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…7M

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@dobes @joshgnosis @rohan_p This has made my morning even more special.

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RossMcCaff Milo is selling supplements on Infowars. This is not a drill. pic.twitter.com/zieQXOqtRi

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Thursday. Six horses are staring at you, but only one of them truly understands. This is still enough to frighten you. Thursday.

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