Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 27th, 2018

“Experts: The Sun rises in the east and FFS you people are stupid beyond belief.” twitter.com/abcactionnews/…

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Who are you people, and why am I discussing my gastrointestinal tract with you?

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If explosive diarrhoea were an Olympic sport I’d be winning gold right now.

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Well it is, and you chicks need to ramp it up. twitter.com/dekrazee1/stat…

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sadoperator “put your apps in a container!” they said

“devs can manage them!” they said

“super easy!” they said pic.twitter.com/GUG9b0hRWD

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RobTramonte Wow that’s INSANE accuracy 🎯 pic.twitter.com/qe3pWDaL48

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@LovelyCorrine @aacole42 @rockatscientist I suspect he would. But right now I will not think of food. ;) Goddamit t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Dh

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dominiceliseo It’s festival time in ‘adelaide’ again, so here’s my annual reminder - when whites drink in the parklands they call..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…VG

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@aacole42 @LovelyCorrine @rockatscientist My pleasure, and all this is quite true. The publican said he’d be up for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…le

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, it’s been ages. Really. Time flies. Also, this is not a routine upset stomach. I’m now being hi..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…sn

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@rockatscientist @aacole42 @LovelyCorrine Look can you please not “like” the fact that I have food poisoning?

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But thank you to @rockatscientist @aacole42 @LovelyCorrine for a wonderful conversation. Edited version posted some time tomorrow.

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So yeah the podcast is done. For those of you listening on the live stream, if I sounded a little distracted it was..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pR

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So The 9pm Edict’s Hobart Private House Forum is now almost streaming from stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ and @spreaker ap..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…x4

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NOW OPEN: “The 9pm Hometown Forum” @Pozible campaign. stilgherrian.com/hometown/ You want a Public House Forum podcast..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…KR

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@SnarkyPlatypus Apparently Ivanka does hair and makeup.

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Turning an upstairs private dining room at a Hobart pub into an audio studio, using only what I brought with me in..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Fa

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I’m sure this is just a coincidence. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@kofeyh @SnarkyPlatypus If I’m drinking anything that’s measured by the ounce, it’ll be some of Tasmania’s fine whiskys or botanical gins.

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@Snow_Crash @DCoopes This is all remarkably similar to what I wrote last week. ;) zdnet.com/article/south-…

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@SnarkyPlatypus No matter what happens in the world, I will never do shots of Tia Maria. That is not even a thing.

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I definitely have not been drinking all afternoon*.

* Since 11am.

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Tue plan, another update: Quick shower (wanna watch?); set up equipment in the chosen pub; 2100 AEDT, or possibly s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Tb

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@NewtonMark It’s not too foul in Hobart either.

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cjjosh Walkley contender for headline for sure twitter.com/SatPaper/statu…

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drearyclocks @dobes I am the burger man now.

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Shit. It’s 1745 already. I seem to have lost an hour.

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markhumphries After losing the leadership to Michael McCormack, Nationals MP Barabbas Loins lays out his plans for life on the ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6q

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@rationalbitch “Sorry”? I am with you. Wedged-Tailed Eagles are just so wonderful.

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@erstkate I’m glad you said that because me, as a bloke and also someone who interacted with those guys back then,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wn

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“Digital Transformation Agency wants its cybersecurity team back” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/digita…

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A reminder that Australia has proper eagles. twitter.com/JohnDPMorgan/s…

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I’m kinda shocked by this. “Australian TV star Tim Ferguson carried out a vile and obscene campaign of bullying whe..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qB

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@oberonsghost True. I would not mess with a nona with an AK-47.

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@DrRhysPockett Well there IS that. But surely trans is complicated enough without cybering it up.

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@oberonsghost Have you thought of getting a firearms license?

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@DrRhysPockett Oh FFS. What is WRONG with these people?

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OK, @Trustwave @SpiderLabs, you know where to find me. Size L, thank you. twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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@LovelyCorrine @PeteLawler @pjf Ah yes, I know of his Rickrolling as a Service, um, service.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australian universities and NGOs targeted by Iranian and Chinese hackers” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@ZDNet Hah! Call from Flinders University’s lawyers in 5… 4… 3…

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@PeteLawler @LovelyCorrine Yeah, you might end up being classed as a VNO (virtual network operator) and that brings..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…vC

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@LovelyCorrine I am WAY off the pace with call routing technology.

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@LovelyCorrine This is an awesome idea. There might even be a way of doing this with SIP and call forwarding that m..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…HP

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@DrRhysPockett I am not an expert, obviously, but my understanding is that this is one of the slowest of slow burns?

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@DrRhysPockett Wot? “Rapid onset gender dysphoria”, eh? What a time to be alive!

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@zackster @swearyanthony @zdnetaustralia I seem to have unfollowed @swearyanthony so I cannot see him. Maybe this is a bonus.

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Attn: @dobes @ashabeeeee. BTW, have I ever mentioned that many years ago I was sort-of being headhunted for one of..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…B8

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@zackster @zdnetaustralia I have yet to find a suitable cyber-goat crossover.

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cybers, but only 15 of them.

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ClickHole Awesome Artifact: The Muppet Mistress Jim Henson Made For Himself When He And His Wife Were Going Through A Rocky P..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Wk

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dobes South Queensland is BAT COUNTRY, and like most things in Australia, can kill you pic.twitter.com/ZA5lIT8Txq

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Apples, but in liquid form.

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piersmorgan Just met Ian Chappell for 1st time. ‘Hi, Mr Chappell, I’m Piers Morgan,’ I said. ‘Nah mate, you’re a dickhead,’ he replied. Meeting over!

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BetootaAdvocate Nation’s Females Blown Away By Revelations That Nightclub Promoters And DJs Are Grubs: betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/… pic.twitter.com/3hjvWVmX6b

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@SnarkyPlatypus He’s on about blaming “dole bludgers” for their own situation because of their moral weakness, beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…H4

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@SpaceBrewer It’s delightfully civilised, yes.

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hpstorian Who knew Leunig would make it pic.twitter.com/3GZLeNMokk

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AustenAllred I find it hard to believe people are using Siri and are still convinced AI will take away all of our jobs pic.twitter.com/QIdpRgEkg9

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Having a really good cyber.

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Tue plan, update: I’m working on my @zdnetaustralia column right now, and then I’ll take a break before preparing f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…98

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@JNubians And you! Mr T is an excellent poet.

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I have duck ramen. That is all.

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@ApostrophePong Yeah, I got into that lazy rural town vibe.

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@LouiseASaunders @abchobart Aha! Nice building. Sorry, I should have popped in to say hello.

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HAHAHAHAHA. Someone on another program just came up to me in the cafe and asked if I was @AntonyGreenABC. Australia..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…GX

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@goatfesttas @abchobart The @abchobart spot is done. That was a lot of goating around.

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My @abcsouthwestwa spot is done. And here in the @abchobart foyer a certain perky @AntonyGreenABC just pranced past..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Q1

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STAND BY, WESTERN AUSTRALIA, THIS IS ABOUT TO START. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@HappySinger Mate. Put your goat where your mouth is. Wait, what? @goatfesttas

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@obliviousgeek @abcsouthwestwa But of course. But no dissent in the ranks, right?

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@obliviousgeek @abcsouthwestwa Indeed. “A Liberal Staffer Has Been Sacked For Sending A Meme About Barnaby Joyce An..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fL

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I’ll be taking about goats — GOATS! — and reading some Goat Poetry fro@goatfesttasas o@abchobartrt at 1335 AEDT.twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FOj5

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I’ll be explaining why an email RECALL isn’t an actual thing on @abcsouthwestwa at 1010 AWST / 1310 AEDT. radio.abc.net.au/stations/local…

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REMINDER: Tonight’s podcast recording is being streamed live from stilgherrian.com/edict/live/ and via @spreaker apps. S..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zR

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awelder If you’re in the media you think Chris Mitchell is a titan, and if you’re not he’s just another guy with a view

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@dobes It’s OK, I’ll watch it on ParlView later.

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“Australian Home Affairs thinks its IT is safe because it has a cybermoat” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@PeteLawler @practicalsa I’ll head over there after I’ve done the @abchobart spot, I think.

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A couple of satisfying good tugs with a celebrity. pic.twitter.com/MA2rg2ocU2

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@JimothyinBlack Ah yes, you’re an American. (1) These are Australian Dollars. (2) We actually pay bar staff a livin..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…9K

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@practicalsa Heh. Thanks. The Duke is out ‘cos they have a band on tonight. So I’ll check the other two.

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@practicalsa Thank you, the New Sydney looks perfect! I’ll pop over there later this morning.

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I’ve just realised that this might be a bit of an ask for a Tuesday night, because we’d run past 10pm once I pack u..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…g5

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Dear Hobart, I need a central-ish recording location tonight 7.30 for 9.00pm ideally. A pub or restaurant with a pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…eM

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@rockatscientist @LovelyCorrine @aacole42 Tue plan: Find recording location with food and drink; write for..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…pK

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@Stevie_Easton Maybe these people are the true Illuminati.

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JackiSchechner The guy who won’t take a raindrop for his own kid is going to take a bullet for someone else’s kid? pic.twitter.com/JFyeRj0KT8

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GreenJ i guess the question is: who has the double life, the individual or the organization? twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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Hey I’ve just had a thought. If law enforcement just arrested the guy in this stock photo, surely cybercrime would..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jy

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@ashabeeeee @DaniellesCave @ASPI_ICPC I’d love to be there myself. @C_Painter is one smart chap.

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Foone You wanna see the coolest thing? Since e-ink displays don’t require power except when they change, old parts bins f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…3F

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best_in_dumbest We put the “Ill”
in “Dildo” pic.twitter.com/yGzxyFmUhw

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getfiscal ban guns all you want. then a kid will max out his mom’s credit card to pay a ‘sicario’ to kill the principal. no a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…qk

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Dear The Media, you should go to this. Unfortunately I will be on an aeroplane over Bass Strait at the time. Let’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…EB

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matthew_d_green My second set is now missing. Which could, quite frankly, mean that it met the same fate as my first set. pic.twitter.com/15BP37aufK

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matthew_d_green As a result of this, my first set was eaten by a miniature dachshund. Which is not a large dog.

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matthew_d_green As a computer scientist I’ve learned that sometimes you have to make complicated ideas very simple. So let me expla..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…gg

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@Tim_Beshara I wouldn’t trust a word that arsehat says.

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Tonight’s podcast features @rockatscientist @LovelyCorrine* @aacole42 and I probably need to send them some prep ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…FC

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REMINDER: “The 9pm GoatFest Tasmania” is online for your listening pleasure* at the usual places. stilgherrian.com/edict/00073/

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Tue plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; 1335 @abchobart with @goatfesttas to talk about, well, goats; prepare f..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…U1

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TheOnion Priest Regrets Vow Of Celibacy After Learning About Furries trib.al/0nAC6Ht pic.twitter.com/st3aPGFXtQ

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Tuesday. Too many birds, and the wrong kind. Tuesday.

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