Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 1st, 2019

medeoulin See you soon Mr. Poutin for next american election. pic.twitter.com/0ODHXjnqJT

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patriot_snopes If Netflix didn’t want me to want to fuck Ted Bundy why did they put him on my TV?

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best_in_dumbest Put the “Emu”
in “Emulsion” pic.twitter.com/92Mrmowzpk

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@SnarkyPlatypus Everything that can be seen, down your throat. [Nods]

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@DavidFeng In this case the DMZ is called the North Atlantic Ocean. Or possible the Arctic Ocean.

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soffes This really makes me smile twitter.com/himvais/status…

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Zottacko One created an that wants to consume as many human as it can, and the other is H.P..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…CR

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@28481k @SnarkyPlatypus Well that’s a game-changer right there.

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Gwyntaglaw ummmm I think this could have been worded better pic.twitter.com/ftZ1zfKVx4

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@twcau Other end. That might have been his problem.

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CrimeGirI Pilot’s daughter problems:

When my dad passes me my baby he says “you have control”. If I don’t say “I have contro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oX

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Arriving at Wentworth Falls.

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@dobes Is that, um, like “The Breakfast Club”, but everyone is a watermelon?

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I didn’t know that geese could fuck dogs.

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thinkpiecebot Youths Are Using The Large Hadron Collider To Get Sex

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@DanielOCnr Thank you, though I’m leaving the bar now because I really do need to collect my bag, get some food, and get onto a train.

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shalailah This is really very good. twitter.com/RachelPupazzon…

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@P1ayerOne @SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland Thanks. But as background, that cunt of a monotreme and I have been close frie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f9

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Who else thought that this guy was a parody character being played by Steve Martin? twitter.com/Queerty/status…

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ChaseMit What is he prepared to do about it twitter.com/Queerty/status…

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@pelagikat My pleasure. I am merely passing it on.

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@annie_parker I think I’ve still got some Roku at home. It’s more about whether I can be arsed with all this “stand..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…18

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@SnarkyPlatypus @jeamland Let us know whether that view changes or not once… something happens that we don’t want..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7W

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@jtwyman It won’t work with all gins, the experts tell me. But with Roku and with some others it’s wonderful.

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@SnarkyPlatypus No, but there’s a plot reason for that particular character’s portrayal. @jeamland and I just don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m8

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politicsabc Ever had an awkward Friday afternoon meeting?

Josh Frydenberg and Kenneth Hayne sure have. pic.twitter.com/EpQEgYCmRV

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@acaderama Ah now that’s a good suggestion too. Thanks.

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@DanielOCnr Roku is indeed wonderful. It’s been a quiet afternoon so far at the Green Park Hotel in Darlinghurst. T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HZ

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Hmmm. I should stop arseing about in Darlinghurst drinking gin and start heading back to the Mountains, otherwise I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rp

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Roku is the first gin produced by Japan’s Suntory behemoth, and it’s a bloody fine botanical gin…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5H

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Current drink: 2 x Roku Japanese gin over ice; a little tonic water; two grinds of freshly cracked black pepper; a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A5

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@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus This is quite correct. I forget how far the complexities of this universe have unfolded w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…72

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HappySinger If you have time, go tell Tim to fuck off in person. twitter.com/TimWilsonMP/st…

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@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus I mean, it’s still a stereotype, but an outrageous one in line with the rest of our lead characters.

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@SnarkyPlatypus All is not as it seems. Stay with it.

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jonkudelka Worst dossier ever. pic.twitter.com/869ELXM7kI

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@SnarkyPlatypus Where are you watching this? Episode 1 isn’t on iView any more.

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@glengyron @sylmobile So it’s an ACCC guideline. I’d thought it had been done as an amendment to to Currency Act. Oh well.

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@glengyron @sylmobile Here we go. “Rounding and EFTPOS transactions” (11 Dec 2000) accc.gov.au/media-release/…

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@glengyron @sylmobile Oops, I thought that was in the Currency Act but I was mistaken.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Everybody is the ultimate stereotype.

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Fri plan, remainder: Collect my bag from Haymarket; train to Wentworth Falls. It’s just a matter of what time these..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3O

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@gordonkerry @myrtleviolet In my view, calling him a halfwit would be a compliment. He strikes me as someone who in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z5

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@SnarkyPlatypus I believe I have provided a suitable break.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Now there’s an image, eh? “Malcolm,” says Pauline quietly, “we need a new policy on schools funding..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cz

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hmmm. What if it were the pig sodomising Malcolm Roberts? Could that yield better results?

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dobes Holy Rabbitohs!! twitter.com/thetowncrier/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Roberts’ fans seem to exist slightly adjacent to reality as well. pic.twitter.com/ufMXMX587M

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m also seeing questions relating to the ketamine, namely whether it’s for the pig or the sodomite..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y2

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It seems that a number of you have been blocked by noted public intellectual and redundant coal mine manager Malcol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ma

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You’d get yourself a better political strategy by sodomising a pig on ketamine.

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Priceless political advice from someone who’s so gullible that he swallows whole every quarter-baked conspiracy the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vm

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Nice work today from @davpope. Nice nozzle. pic.twitter.com/GcBvq1jJhU

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drunkenmadman Imagine your only marketable skill being an ability to bend a fucking spoon twitter.com/jewishchron/st…

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@Serrels @dobes Most parents are, truth be told.

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@dobes @Serrels You could putting him in the microwave to see if he mutates into a giant cockroach-person with supe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JC

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Next year she plans to hunt, kill, and butcher a deer en route, and using a camp stove slung over one shoulder, roa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dM

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paulkidd Gay tentacle porn is real. twitter.com/WhySharksMatte…

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SquigglyRick This photo is pure art pic.twitter.com/CEGJLfZvJb

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The_Law_Boy This country is great because nothing is handed to you - you have to earn it. By the way these are the President’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cU

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vermontgmg Imagine being the CBP Office of Field Operations officers who just made a record-setting drug bust — and then the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2B

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I have just done two brief trips but I’m not going to tell you about them.

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Huawei Australia has recruited some interesting people to its board over the years. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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“The big banks and their small competitors are furious they will not be allowed to access the final report of the b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T6

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@CptHollingworth @JustJimWillDo You can smell it on your trade as they sleep.

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JustJimWillDo The “helicoptering in” jokes just write themselves, don’t they? twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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@ssharwood @HuaweiOZ Is there a stage between that and “clusterfuck”?

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JoshButler What an incredibly weird way to say “writer tweets link to Patreon account” twitter.com/newscomauhq/st…

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@ssharwood @HuaweiOZ Has it reached stage “debacle” yet?

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dr_nic This guy. pic.twitter.com/pehphy7GI4

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@NewtonMark See, this is why I don’t understand people who donuts every weekend.

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@alexkidman @OPPOMobileAU Oh good. I wouldn’t want to miss out.

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The_McJones Apple revokes FB’s certificate

Google: so um we were also doing dodgy stuff…

Apple: we appreciate your honesty

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@alexkidman @OPPOMobileAU Does it come with a fence to lean it against?

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@reselsnark Ah, I don’t have that problem because something to do with French.

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FFS is this Joe Umbrellastand story STILL going?

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RichNeville Found something new to say when I leave a room. pic.twitter.com/FzkCVjuQBn

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Whenever I see the name Ariane Grande I keep thinking it’s a menu item at Starbucks.

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greg_jenner This is the best crime of the year twitter.com/mailonline/sta…

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Interesting cyber meeting was interesting and full of cybers.

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You’re not going to get a guillotine into a 6pm timeslot. This is meant to be family viewing. twitter.com/manaz_d/status…

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Then there’s some sort of audience voting process and a catapult, probably. I haven’t worked out all the details ye..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vr

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Each week they choose a NSW government minister and strap them to a chair, while actors playing some of their ances..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sc

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It looks like they’re building some sort of tram line down George Street, but I think it’s really an elaborate set..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9v

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In a , briefly, with The Commuters.

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Ah, seeing the bright flashes of a red light camera catching another couple of dipshits never fails to bring me joy.

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This cooler weather in Sydney today is much more acceptable, @CARROT_app. pic.twitter.com/Xt8R8ztVhy

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JamesCrisp6 Brilliantly, Belgium’s De Standaard newspaper’s icon for Brexit coverage is John Cleese in Monty Python’s Ministry..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pT

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Something for every researcher and manufacturer of autonomous vehicles to consider. twitter.com/damonayoung/st…

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@MadScotty Aren’t they such wonderful little critters!

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Fri plan, draft: 0900 meeting, near Circular Quay; 1230 back repairs, Darlinghurst; lunch somewhere; train to Wentw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0K

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