Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 14th, 2019

I should probably find out where this is from, but it’s so magical that I have to post it right now. pic.twitter.com/t6hk6ahenk

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beneltham When Peta Credlin was the most senior adviser to Tony Abbott, his government cut half a billion dollars from Indige..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vV

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@erstkate Sure. Yet me just take a quick piss to freshen things up.

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dtsmith_sydney Less weird than Australian parliament after dark. Much less weird. twitter.com/buzzfeeduk/sta…

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@jpwarren @rycrozier … on to smearing blood on the walls?

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Scarfolk Love is about making sacrifices. Happy
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@jplonie Well this won’t be posted until Monday.

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firstdogonmoon come on who amongst can honestly say we haven’t drunkenly smeared blood upon the doors of our enemies?

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@SnarkyPlatypus I know I shouldn’t throw every bit of Australian racism at you, but @EliasLClure’s experience is such a solid example.

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@rycrozier It’s bloody annoying from the point of trying do do balanced analysis. Opponents of the law give us deta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bs

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Tomorrow will be about cyberwar, anyway.

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Anyway, after a whole day down in Senate and encryption legislation land, everything else can wait until tomorrow.

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This is the one we all want to look at, obviously. pic.twitter.com/B5HMXEik3n

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There’s four new submissions to the PJCIS Review of the Telecommunications and Other Legislation Amendment (Assista..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wk

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@bigbadave @dobes @upulie @roweafr I do like the concept of Morrison and Dutton slowly throwing everything on the f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bk

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@bigbadave @dobes @upulie @roweafr Aha! Here it is directly in the stream. That is wonderful. pic.twitter.com/wkjhUPW0QM

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains ghosts and wiggle room, and will be published on Friday morning.

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snurbbotinfo Scott Morrison chooses to find the kangaroo?

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AdamRutherford Happy Eugenics Valentine ❤️🧬 pic.twitter.com/cjYDgozmuR

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@franksting @NewtonMark @stufromoz @johnb78 Perhaps even more than a dozen, because the ‘pedia says “Number built 2..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jD

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Here’s an interesting list of hacking and open source intelligence (OSINT) tools. And here’s the thread on a single..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BW

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PSyvret Last week’s prawn heads smell better than this. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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@Joel_Aero @SailingDigital That’d be a business address. Possibly an office, possibly even just a postbox.

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glengyron White men in their natural habitat. twitter.com/DomLorrimer/st…

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“Let’s see if ‘sphincter’ is correct,” says @markhumphries, and tonight’s @PointlessAU is off and running.

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While the House of Reps was playing filibuster games, an important report was tabled in the Senate. twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…

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“A Trump Speech Written By Artificial Intelligence | The New Yorker” (2017) youtube.com/watch?v=EFHyzu…

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mpbowers Government lost votes, brawls, blood smeared on doors, cancelled passes, never ending question time, go home 45th P..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jw

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This looks like a bit of an antidote to the rest of today’s Canberra action. twitter.com/AuSenate/statu…

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BuzzFeedOzPol Here’s Brian Burston saying he doesn’t remember “the incident of blood on the door” but he’s concluded it was in fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eq

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@jpwarren There’s only an hour to go. I’ll then have a healthy salad, then analyse today’s amendments to the Teleco..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I5

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AlbionLoveDen Don’t ban Ashby from Parliament House. At least we knew where the slimy cunt was.

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@jpwarren None. I have no gin here. And I have things to do.

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@timpoliti @NewtonMark Yep, move to “suspect standing orders … to move the following motion”. We’re still debating that.

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@jpwarren Shorten is using his motion to suspend standing orders to go on about something else, but it’s still Ques..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pC

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mrbenjaminlaw What I love most about Australian politics is its dignity and grandeur. pic.twitter.com/HV9mKnYQax

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I support this proposal even though it doesn’t quite scan. twitter.com/iiTalW/status/…

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@jpwarren Yeah look today has been… complicated. And it continues.

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@NewtonMark Don’t forget the staff too. Clerks, Hansard, camera and audio teams, the door people whose name I forget…

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I need @NSWSES to send the gincopter NOW.

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TheShovel Scott Morrison Gives Wife Gorgeous Lump Of Coal For Valentine’s Day theshovel.com.au/2019/02/14/sco… pic.twitter.com/5SSuQYDr5u

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@iiTalW @dobes I thought he’d have been gagging for it.

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@dobes @iiTalW Does the giraffe have an opinion? Is the giraffe The Beast?

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rdhinds If you constantly dog whistle, I guess one will turn up eventually… twitter.com/theheraldsun/s…

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@NewtonMark They can’t. As someone just tweeted, only the PM can end Question Time.

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@franksting Yes. Yes I did. I also improved it.

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@jonoabroad Ah yes, so I was. [Fetches paint]

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PhillipAdams_1 Tim Soutphommasane joins me on LNL tonight to blow loud raspberries at bigots pic.twitter.com/ABVQR3iFLf

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Now, where was I?

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I’d missed @davpope’s toon yesterday. Here it is. pic.twitter.com/STmcFOrf70

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Even better than military-grade encryption is Reddit-grade encryption.

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@Leon_Vandenberg @mdm_z @Solara_io Have you got any actual legal advice on this? I ask because I have yet to find s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wH

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To wrap this thread, the Senate will NOT be returning to this today, but on 2 Apr. I’ll have further analysis at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gg

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@AusRob I think @ABSStats has some solid projections based on other factors such as the ageing population. If not,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ve

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acmadotgov SCAM ALERT – Missed overseas call
Had a missed call from overseas including +371 or +352? This scam wants you to catwitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gnp9

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@AnthonyFletch I’m reposting the pic from a [PROTECTED] account so I can’t say.

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[Easier to read version] Meanwhile, direct from the mind of Dick Smith AC… pic.twitter.com/9r83nZNiYJ

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adamgartrell Oh good, Sky News After Dark starts at 1pm now pic.twitter.com/vZuP8ZZQrR

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Meanwhile, direct from the mind of Dick Smith AC… pic.twitter.com/eKEbsX8e19

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shalailah Sounds like a climate change protest in the public gallery. twitter.com/kirstenaiken/s…

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@dobes @rohan_p To be clear, I’m not French.

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@Taco_Lad @dobes @rohan_p It’s going to be one of those afternoons…

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@dobes @rohan_p Actually I might need something bigger than a broom handle because he’s such an enormous arsehole. pic.twitter.com/BdQBodGvaC

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@dobes @rohan_p BRING ME MY BEST SCHADENFREUDE GIN AND A BROOM HANDLE, DOREEN, THERE’S GONNA BE A REAMIN’!

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@docbaty Yeah that’s usually the problem.

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Thu plan, remainder, muchly clarified: Analyse amended encryption legislation for @zdnetaustralia (posted Friday mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BM

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alawriedejesus @FelicityMarlowe @joshgnosis @star_observer @3cr_inyaface @RodneyCroome Siri, show me what fundamentalist christian..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ng

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dobes SPLIT! SPLIT! SPLIT! SPLIT! twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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@moylecroft Oh go on, where’s your sense of adventure?

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“Australian Senate votes to replace systemic weakness and vulnerability definitions in encryption laws” by @dobestwitter.com/i/web/status/1…nl

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Anyone want to be Government Chief Information Security Officer Technology for the state of New South Wales? twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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joshgnosis Ahh yes that inquiry. pic.twitter.com/m4ATBP7GBE

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MattLaslo Keanu Reeves just gained a new lease on life with this tweet twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg…

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UPDATE: @AuSenate’s Dynamic Red now says that consideration of the encryption laws is “postponed till the next day..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xb

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Dammit, some of the thread is deleted, but someone was trying to tell @IlvesToomas that he was wrong, and that Esto..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9N

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Hahaha the Australian Senate is defining the UK as being part of the EC for the purposes of selling it wine through..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2i

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@johnb78 I don’t care what you think. Give me my sandwich.

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I hope @TheRealBuzz has seen this tribute, and his mention therein. twitter.com/TheOnion/statu…

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TheOnion Spacecraft Travel From All Over Galaxy To Honor End Of Opportunity Rover’s Life trib.al/7BSAKt3 pic.twitter.com/Gc5NKnOS3h

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@AusRob @AuSenate Avoidance of doubt sections are always fun.

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@R_Chirgwin Gawd, that’s nearly 10 years ago.

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@R_Chirgwin We were there the same day as the next shipment went out. Everyone was very edgy. And boy did that heli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eT

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I’ve just confirmed that I’ll be analysing all of today’s Senate action on this Bill for @zdnetaustralia first thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pZ

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Dynamic Red is currently showing three more amendments to be debated after that, two Opposition and one Greens, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HB

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When the Senate returns to this, they’re onto another Opposition amendment (Sheet 8643) limiting technical assistan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jk

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My quick analysis is that this is clearer than the current wording, and it focuses on the outcomes to be avoided ra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lm

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I am way too familiar with the guts of this legislation.

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I think I’ve got this one. s.317ZG(1) says a TAR/TAN/TCN can’t ask for these things, and s.317ZG(1) says, essential..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…up

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OK, so the amendment in 8642 is to replace ALL the definitions of electronic protection, systemic vulnerability, sy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7K

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The Senate has suspended debate for the usual middle of the day routine things and then Question Time at 1400. Deba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mp

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An Opposition amendment is passed (Sheet 8642) with new definitions for “systemic weakness” or “systemic vulnerabil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BR

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So today, a Greens amendment (sheet 8647) to refer the Bill to the Legal and Constitutional Affairs Legislation Com..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sn

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OK, so here’s where the encryption legislation got up to yesterday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Goddammit I’ve just noticed that the Senate is into the Telecommunications and Other Legislation Amendment (Miscell..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8k

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@bigbadave @upulie @dobes @roweafr Took me a moment to spot it, but it’s wonderful.

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hughriminton Interesting that Queensland newspaper cartoonists are taking such a hostile view. See also @tsv_bulletin twitter.com/durutticolumn3…

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@upulie @dobes It’s the horizontal rictus grin that does it.

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@dobes I could clean up my added margin at the bottom, but it’s outside the Magic Avatar Circle so it’s not critical.

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I’m sure none of us agree with @roweafr. None of us at all. pic.twitter.com/p4pgXrtYTT

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“The great Equifax mystery: 17 months later, the stolen data has never been found, and experts are starting to susp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jc

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You can tell it’s an election year. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…

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dobes Some days you are an eagle, other days you are an echidna. twitter.com/JamesMPay/stat…

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TheJusticeDept Former U.S. Counterintelligence Agent Charged With Espionage on Behalf of Iran; Four Iranians Charged With a Cyber..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h9

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@lewellyn Isn’t that part of the wonder?

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“Judge voids Paul Manafort plea deal, says he ‘intentionally” lied to the FBI, special counsel and grand jury”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bY

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KFILE Elon Musk slandering a guy as a pedophile and having to settle with the SEC over statements he made on Twitter — th.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pll

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PPantsdown James Ashby wandering around Parliament House randomly biting people in the hand, it needs to stop. pic.twitter.com/ikGLMoyGpg

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Isn’t the word “conspiracy” fun to say! twitter.com/workmanalice/s…

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@lozf85 @YaThinkN Do not eat of the evil slime-fruit!

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JeremyPoxon happy 1st year anniversary to the most horrifying tweet i’ve ever seen twitter.com/dwppressoffice…

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A day in the life of a journalist. Actually, every day… twitter.com/ssharwood/stat…

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So there’s this, but it’s not clear whether the timezones are AEDT or local. twitter.com/AusAntarctic/s…

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quaedvliegs Ok, this started as a bit of fun, but after 90 mins, I’m fascinated by the Other (Nominate) category. It’s now genu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…79

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@PollHereford Technical German is a wonderful thing. It’s one of my favourite bits of linguistics.

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@BenMoretti That’s almost exactly where I was going to go next!

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Thu plan, draft: It’s another day of sorting out media things, starting at one end and working through to the other..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oc

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lionheartleojai When Morrison said he would simply ignore the “stupid Bill” and just continue, I didn’t think that meant he would t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aB

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@PollHereford Oh that’s a lovely word! I’d lose the hyphen. Rasenpanzer.

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Sigh. I suppose I should think about doing some work. Though in a way, shitposting on this website IS work. The tip..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZS

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@davispg It’s impossible to take these entitled arseholes seriously.

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Sadly the German word for boomer, in this context, is a loan word. “Baby-Boomer”.

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First Boomer Cavalry Division’s latest acquisition. pic.twitter.com/8cY9VdKtpB

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A selection of Boomer Barricades now in stock at Bunnings. pic.twitter.com/16GVUlHwKp

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dobes When the boomer war comes, the main way to hit then will be to take out all Lite White milk.

Without that, boomers can’t move.

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Meanwhile, in that other universe… twitter.com/ChuckTingle/st…

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“Please, cafe staffer, may I have the sandwich and coffee I richly deserve.”

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I’m going to use the phrase “I richly deserve” way more often now. twitter.com/heldavidson/st…

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purserj Boomers with delusions of grandeur vs Gen X/Millenials with decades of FPS experience.

The ultimate Pay Per View e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4E

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@R_Chirgwin That’s one month’s production. It weighs around 100kg so they fly it out in a small helicopter, with th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PU

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@R_Chirgwin On current prices that’s about AUD 6.5 million in gold bars. Gorn.

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dobes Boomer barricades!!!

BRING!! IT!!! ON!!! twitter.com/heldavidson/st…

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@R_Chirgwin No photos, alas, because it was a gold mine, and our cameras and phones had to be left at the perimeter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gm

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@R_Chirgwin As an aside, we got briefed on how they planned to do remediation at the Australian-owned Golden Pride..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RV

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@heosat @evcricket Sounds like it’s one I’ll have to dig out. Thank you both.

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@Helodare I was going to complain about that lame joke, but in the circumstances that does seem to be the level we should be operating at.

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@oberonsghost But wasn’t that the whole point of the show?

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“Burston”s spokeswoman said to expect a ‘bombshell’ on Thursday evening in the Senate adjournment debate, when Bur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D2

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Hah! Headline’s just been changed. “Brian Burston in scuffle with Pauline Hanson adviser after sexual harassment cl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vh

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@arcadiagt5 We don’t see the grid effects here at @bunjaree because, well, no grid. But with the new battery and a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u1

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@lexiconvalley @LanguageLog @stronglang And here’s a picture by @mpbowers, to help us all visualise the situation. pic.twitter.com/Gj82Uf0mDp

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“Brian Burston accuses Pauline Hanson of making unwanted advances,” it says here. theguardian.com/australia-news… Also, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ff

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Pollytics What is it about political parties and *printing companies*. twitter.com/7NewsSydney/st…

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The rise of solar power is happening faster than I might have thought. This is wonderful. twitter.com/dylanjmcconnel…

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It’s actually a normal late-summer day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/TaPWu5By51

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Thursday. Choose three cards. Thursday.

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