Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 15th, 2019

And by the mid-1990s it all became an episode of “Wire in the Blood” when the slivered almonds in the marmalade tur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m6

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@SnarkyPlatypus Perhaps with everyone in a spa bath full of rendang and tea tree oil.

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I should probably have organised this for @SnarkyPlatypus’ birthday. twitter.com/whysimonewhy/s…

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stilgherrian Alternatively, @crikey_news has some interesting journalist jobs going, at various levels. Apply now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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stilgherrian Hi everyone, would YOU like to run the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC)? Apply now. pic.twitter.com/GUgElpAxXC

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SlenderSherbet Just in case Valentine’s Day didn’t turn out like you wanted, I made you this ❤️🔊 pic.twitter.com/MAE8AOl5Id

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NZinUK The first frozen meat shipment between and the was 137 years ago. An historic examp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kj

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leighformayor I wanna know what happened to the bourgeois A thru Y.

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Not sure why I asked that, but then numbers can be interesting. Rorschach Numbers.

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Pick a number.

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ftrain My galaxy brain idea is that NYC is fascinated with west coast tech and the west coast is fascinated with NYC finan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oP

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jeamland Why won’t @ScottMorrisonMP call the election?

The answer, mate, is he wants to do himself slowly.

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@Spoonyman I’ve stayed at that hotel but alas haven’t eaten up there. You’re right about getting someone else to pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8W

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If anyone ever offers to wine and dine you at the San Francisco Press Club, say “yes” immediately. twitter.com/Steve_Lockstep…

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GreenJ Scomo advance team not all that flash on hat selection. pic.twitter.com/2VKmql7AsZ

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@jplonie @JonathanPieNews I don’t have to interact with that many kids so it’d be happy with a quota of, oh, 10 a week?

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@JonathanPieNews I agree that we should all punch three or four people a day. At least I think that’s what he said…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…in

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@dobes @rohan_p @trentyarwood Agreed, especially with a dry champagne and that sharp blue you have there. I’d have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w2

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stilgherrian @zdnetaustralia “Labor commits to encryption reform” by @888riley innovationaus.com/2019/02/Labor-…

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Duelling ghosts battle over encryption laws in a dying Parliament” zdnet.com/article/duelli…

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@AbeBeeEeeC @NewtonMark Well I just use @flightradar24 but it may be operating so low that there isn’t good reception for its beacon.

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localwinemom WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS IS USING AN EGGPLANT BATH BOMB AS A DILDO pic.twitter.com/SEh6fvt4xw

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@rohan_p @dobes I need to rope in Dr @trentyarwood here to explain the link between eating chilli and memory loss.

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@trentyarwood @twiddlekins @upulie Indeed I see. Sigh. We know SO little about all this stuff.

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@neilphillips @whysimonewhy Fair point. From his media appearances, Kenny seems a nice enough chap, but by Christ his music is appalling.

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@dobes @farrhak Who said marriage doesn’t have its benefits, eh?

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TheOnion Sighing Banksy Methodically Kills Another Few Kids Who Stumbled Upon Him Doing Graffiti trib.al/hpeVowG pic.twitter.com/bsqFWAnArU

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Pondering an excursion somewhere on the weekend. A day trip.

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@arizclint Wasn’t this technique used at GITMO?

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whysimonewhy Kanye West’s gift to his wife was to capture Kenny G and hold him in a room of their house. He is forbidden from ta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bZ

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@AbeBeeEeeC @NewtonMark Lovely. It’s a shame it’s needed, but it’s an impressive sight.

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@alfiedotwtf @zdnetaustralia I’m not defending the way it’s been done, of course. That’s just on the “any and all r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RH

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@alfiedotwtf @zdnetaustralia Careless writing on my part. There’s still all the limits on what a TAR/TAN/TCN can do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nl

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Crisp bags are pretty tough. It’s the rubber band you need to worry about. twitter.com/joelymack/stat…

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DDsD Its a trap dot gif pic.twitter.com/uG6ncTnGd5

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@expectproblems Are you planning on porting Objects to a PDP-11? Because that would be cool.

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To be fair, Kangaroo Island is quite lovely, and a traditional location for government fraud. twitter.com/drzax/status/1…

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ABCFactCheck Seen a claim from the election campaign that you’d like fact-checked? Let us know. Either tweet us with t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zk

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Sessions sounds like such an modern man..twitter.com/rebeccaballhau…RZ

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@jonoabroad @NewtonMark It’s some sort of magic fire retardant. It might even be a powder. Either way, it’s probabl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q1

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For the attention of @NewtonMark all all my friends and acquaintances. twitter.com/NSWRFS/status/…

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Does Donald Trump weigh the same as a duck?

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paulwiggins When the internet was available only in black and white. youtu.be/rGusHCv2mKc via @YouTube

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@KrazyKarl910 Oh indeed, on all points. I just saw the given name Lynn and realised it’s used for both men and women so looked her up.

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Hmmm. I didn’t really establish Bill Shorten as a ghost there, just Scott Morrison. But meh fuck it, this isn’t an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E2

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Australia is currently on its 45th Parliament. The US is currently on its 45th President. And Lyndon LaRouche just died. Spooky, eh?

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@sixoh60 @YaThinkN That would appear to be the arithmetic, yes. Impressive, eh?

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Duelling ghosts battle over encryption laws in a dying Parliament” zdnet.com/article/duelli…

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@oberonsghost It’s truly breathtaking, even for NSW.

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So the 40yo coal-fired power station in NSW that wants $600k from the emissions reduction fund has been sold to a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xC

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“Brisbane City Council teaches IBM Watson sarcasm to understand citizen sentiment” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…or

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@KrazyKarl910 She, apparently. Also, she’s a classic. “Republican allegedly compared gay sex to bestiality in meeti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j1

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems No no, I think this needs to be its own 24/7 channel.

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@KrazyKarl910 It’s certainly a bizarre argument. It’s like saying the Holocaust was a good thing because it led to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bl

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@expectproblems @CptHollingworth Or maybe — I’ll ignore that terrible pun for now — maybe we could have a rotatingtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…mwU8

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@Wyld @Serrels This would be a terrible timeline. Anyway, I’ve done my time at the ABC, and my parole period ended long ago.

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BuzzFeed’s loss will be some lucky masthead’s gain. May good fortune go with you, @joshgnosis! twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…

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@CptHollingworth @expectproblems The Triffids would also help with Elissa’s concept for Q&A.

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jaydeem How should you react to a 50+ year old man who walks into the office wearing white jeans with ripped knees?

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Surely it should be TWO iPads and an iCup? twitter.com/CricketNSW/sta…

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Fri plan, confirmed: 0900 interview (done); fried rice (next); write for @zdnetaustralia (it’s for Monday so I may..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tt

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jbouie basically a failed state twitter.com/byrosenberg/st…

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Fascinating interview was fascinating. You’ll find out more on Monday.

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ThomasVLinge Problem solved guys. Everyone can go home now twitter.com/BloombergTV/st…

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Cute idea from Cyber Storm V (2016): “During scenario play, the malware included a feature that bricked infected sy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JT

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@juhasaarinen @jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p Stub code, ready for when the Year of the Linux Desktop arrives?

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workmanalice Michaelia Cash will be in the witness box in Federal Court from 9:30am.

Stay tuned for updates.

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Final (public) reports of all US DHS Cyber Storm cyber defence exercises 2006–2016, later ones with international ptwitter.com/i/web/status/1…3350

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OK kids, I need to finish my research for this interview. Apart from random retweets, back at 0930.

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@R_Chirgwin FWIW DPRK withdrew from NPT in 2003, LOL.

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glengyron Shut down Triple J. Cancel Qanda. The drum. Insiders. Any drama about white lawyers. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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willknight Here’s a short story i generated using OpenAI’s GPT-2 tool (prompt in bold) pic.twitter.com/DGIVwGuAUV

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james_burgess I fear the introduction of these new electric scooters. pic.twitter.com/vzhjGGSVgU

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jimantle A call for about 20 members of Congress to oppose Trump’s national emergency. twitter.com/WalshFreedom/s…

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garthk Once you’ve identified your fellow complicit liars, it’s easy to drum the honest people out of the group or bully t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QL

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Alternatively, @crikey_news has some interesting journalist jobs going, at various levels. Apply now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Hi everyone, would YOU like to run the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC)? Apply now. pic.twitter.com/GUgElpAxXC

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I had a feeling it would come to this. twitter.com/MattLaslo/stat…

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@juhasaarinen @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren Interesting question, and one I’ll leave others to play with for now.

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From this morning’s @crikey_news Worm, “documents reveal that Home Affairs sought to exempt Paladin from FOI laws.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kp

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Fri plan, draft: 0900 interview; fried rice; write for @zdnetaustralia; map out next week; record a podcast promo;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BI

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Looks like another lovely day ahead. pic.twitter.com/hgpsCA90IA

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Friday. Your third idea of the day will be the least successful. Friday.

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