Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 21st, 2019

I’ve always thought that “Fuck Lord of the Moon” was a magnificent title.

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@MuseZack @lewellyn Also, never forget “Abraham Lincoln: Fuck Lord of the Moon (Presidential Fuck Machine Book 3)”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0W

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Why does this communication deserve the protection of anonymity? Being a glove puppet for a politician seems like a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4f

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NewtonMark There are no British monarchists more strident than an American explaining why they don’t use the metric system.

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snurbbotinfo A new book, liberally spiced with Mark Latham. I can’t even.

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And @SnarkyPlatypus would be good for at least one copy. twitter.com/beneltham/stat…

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davpope Was overseeing the dramatic cuts to the Australian Government’s foreign aid budget her most substantial achievement? pic.twitter.com/kvVM39cCHV

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davpope Had a flick through the files for cartoons of the former Foreign Minister (May 2018) pic.twitter.com/itLSwWRHC4

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@jdub @kattekrab Speaking of which, I thought this tweet would trigger more grief from fans, but I guess they must..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ig

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@LeonieGSmith Yep, will play with that a bit tomorrow. The iPhone XS camera seems to handle a higher dynamic range..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xV

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@kattekrab Oh yes! I tried it now and the greys started banding as bit, so I’ll try it again tomorrow.

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@danaminter Wow I hadn’t realised the mists were that dense today! The lake is beautiful in this weather.

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@Taco_Lad @jpwarren Well shove this up their arses as well. Cook the fuckers from the inside.

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@Taco_Lad @jpwarren Falsely claim someone owed $700? Your arse gets reamed out to a circumference of seven metres.

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@Taco_Lad @jpwarren I don’t know what that is, but as long as the sphincters of every single one of those arseholes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…30

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@jpwarren Oh those cunts. Unable to organise the very first step of serving their “customers”. They deserve somethi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dJ

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@jpwarren I am, but am I now having to scroll back and understand something?

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@jonoabroad @CSRH_UNSW It was like he was reading chapter eight of an annual report claiming the success of a list..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…su

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@jonoabroad @CSRH_UNSW It was OK, but a bit too much about the organisations and their processes and nowhere near e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XB

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh I believe it’s a thing, I just don’t think it should be a thing.

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, again, and for some reason the 2018 is an 8-car set. pic.twitter.com/WPSf6TEJhJ

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Aiannucci Disturbing start to the day pic.twitter.com/BDgOc4yv2w

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So, the lecture was OK and interesting enough, the sparkling wine was adequate, and the sushi was quite good. I now..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n9

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So what major financial services player has a significant office in Rhodes?

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Stevie_Easton This ANAO thing seems well timed to come up in twitter.com/Stevie_Easton/…

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So Julie Bishop, eh?

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erstkate Timeless tweet twitter.com/noplaceforshee…

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@mattjhatton @johnb78 @jxeeno Also, the second (T) button includes freight and other bits and pieces.

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@johnb78 They still run there. If you go to anytrip.com.au/map you can filter by in the drop-down menu.

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@timehhh @GreenJ Fittingly, @dcbrau has a Corruption Ale, and it’s very good.

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@JonoH Yeah I think Spotless got the contract and think it’s an airport. I’ll check to see whether the cafe bar has better prices.

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Though not putting in copious powered outlets in 2019 is a bit poor.

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Guard: “Ladies and gentlemen, well as you can see we’ve just passed Redfern station, which means we’re about to arr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HO

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@myrtleviolet @kwilliams101 I see what you’re trying to do here, so just stop.

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DDsD Silicon Valley just invented the weekly train ticket. twitter.com/verge/status/1…

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How about a mega geeky event to celebrate the centenary of Trevor Pearcey’s birth? Sydney, Tue 5 Mar. pearceycentenary.org.au

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@reselsnark @SnarkyPlatypus I thought we were going to a lecture and panel discussion. I feel cheated.

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kwilliams101 Also my 7 yo put parmesan cheese on rice noodles that already had soy sauce on them. And is eating them. Kids.

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kwilliams101 I just rinsed herbs off the shrimp we cooked for dinner so my 9 yo will eat them, if you were thinking about breeding.

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@franksting I couldn’t make that out. I only heard a small part of the guys talking. All the conversation with the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kX

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@erkpod Good luck then! I’m sure the V-set isn’t complete rubbish to drive. ;)

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Nah, I think that passenger, an old bloke, has just gone to the other end of the car, and to the lower deck.

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To be fair, they are trying to talk quietly. But it’s constant, and since they are young lads down a few beers, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TA

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Uhoh. They’re continuing to talk constantly. Two passengers have asked them to stop. They’re pushing back, saying t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yr

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We’re on the move again. Both lads are back on the train, presumably after warrant checks. “Shit happens,” one says..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y5

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I can’t get a good shot at this angle through the wet window. pic.twitter.com/8GA36tPpx7

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So, a couple of young lads who had to be reminded about the quiet carriage thing were also sinking beers on the tra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n1

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What would be seriously cool would be if bricking the shoes also caused the wearer’s achilles tendons to be severed. twitter.com/dcuthbert/stat…

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@valtasaari “Breast pocket” what? Lol. It really does seem to be a solution in search of a problem.

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@geoffreycates I’d presumably need to join the Liberal Party though? Or would any political party do?

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@LovelyCorrine I don’t think that’s what they meant. :)

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Austrade trolling me with an invitation to cocktails in San Francisco.

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It doesn’t seem to have a symbol for “Entitled whinging by the NSW Greens.” twitter.com/Mattonews/stat…

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_F_B_G_ Me, banging sack of subsidised corn: Corn Laws! Corn Laws!

1000s of first year History undergrads: Corn Laws! CORN..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sf

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Hmmm. The 1224 train is actually a 1233 train, presumably because of that trackwork between Mt Victoria and Lithgow..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…98

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pptsapper This is literally the opposite of what’s been happening. There’s been a huge boom in popular histories, some writte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KU

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It’s quite soggy out here today, but the smaller birds love it. pic.twitter.com/xURXwlRedu

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gregpinelo Despite @CNN font and placement choice, the story on the right is waaaaay more terrifying and important than the on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pk

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@LovelyCorrine Nah, it’s about whether the selfie is old”.

“But according to Cosmopolitan, sending an explicit sel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tM

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@StephanieCarvin It’s the first time it’s been an official statement of attribution, but others have been blamed on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ir

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@expectproblems Have you thought of a control panel along these lines? pic.twitter.com/34JqsvxU8r

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How ELSE are you meant to install software? twitter.com/girlgerms/stat…

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“Espionage or interference? The attack on Australia’s parliament and political parties” from @ASPI_ICPC aspistrategist.org.au/espionage-or-i…

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@kevinmarks @davidgerard @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee Oh. My apologies to “legitimate snake-oil vendors” everywhere.

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@georgevhulme That’s the stuff, yes. Also, weekend real estate prices.

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“How The Guardian created its first article written by a robot” mumbrella.com.au/how-the-guardi… Robots have been writing ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QA

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@davidgerard @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee Wow this is industrial strength snake-oil. You should probably stop readin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aY

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@SwiftOnSecurity If you think I’m going to do that you’re nuts.

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@davidgerard @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee This is true. Well, check your email. Then set fire to it.

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They’re your photos. Do whatever the fuck you want with them. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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daniel_ley I have literally watched this about 500 times 😂 pic.twitter.com/TV7HGnabLy

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“Putin wants soldiers to stop revealing secrets of his shadow wars on their social media pages.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dJ

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“Delivered with empty language, dismissive stereotyping and religious zeal — by people with absolutely no domain kn.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FiA

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It’s the hairdo that makes it perfect. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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Well this would explain a few things. twitter.com/SenatorDoug/st…

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DubFireBrigade We’ve just finshed at a car on fire on the pedestrian footbridge over the at J10 Ballymount, Tymon Park. Lanes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qU

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SenatorDoug This is easily fixed, call an election! twitter.com/David_Speers/s…

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@munin But I have a $40 case that does that, and also holds my credit cards.

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Why would I want my phone to fold?

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ellinghausen Senator Penny Wong listens as DFAT officials respond to her question on Joe Hockey and travel during Senate estimat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sw

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MuseZack Reminder that the Los Angeles federal courthouse has a statue of Abraham Lincoln where he’s a shirtless young stud..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z1

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@Nawiehekatl Please do. I searched just then but only found fragments to be pieced together. But I’ll blog it and l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UG

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@Nawiehekatl Actually no, I’ve made a note to post the recipe properly later. What’s in the photo isn’t how I usual..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vr

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@Nawiehekatl Hold on. I’ve posted this quite a few times before…

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10Daily Would you like mules with that?

Balenciaga’s latest shoe looks like it came straight out of the Maccas drive thru. bit.ly/2SRSDPq

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@mwyres Yes, but there isn’t a DNS root server in RU, and who can tell what domestic services rely on bits and bobs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f4

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davidgerard “if you say ‘penny for your thoughts’ at a libertarian, they’ll stand there with their hand out waiting for their p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…95

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JacquelineMaley “I’ll talk on behalf of the Minister,” Ray Hadley tells his listeners during his weekly Peter Dutton interview. “Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…je

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@JustJimWillDo They are. They get larger faster than they learn how to work it all.

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@ApostrophePong Murmansk is kind of an extreme case. :)

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I’d say “How stupid are juvenile magpies?” because it obviously thinks the black tag is a critter to eat. twitter.com/slopezAU/statu…

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@ApostrophePong @SnarkyPlatypus Oh great. Night-time snow and then 9C means slush, slush, slush.

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Hurrah! A new series of “Trump, Inc.” pca.st/93PY

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@ApostrophePong Well somewhere like Detroit will have enough snow ploughs / plows and salt spreaders and so on, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qq

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ApostrophePong DC being snowed out in late Feb is ridiculous.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ApostrophePong It was called a vortex when the west cost went into blizzard mode recently, and acr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…us

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I can confirm that this is an excellent ale, with a wonderful name. and @SongbyrdDC is a damn fine bar. twitter.com/ApostrophePong…

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@ApostrophePong I haven’t seen it at that stage. I didn’t get back from Sydney in time.

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@ApostrophePong You have seen a LOT more snow than me, though.

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@ApostrophePong The one time it snowed properly at Wentworth Falls when I was here — I missed the last one — it wastwitter.com/i/web/status/1…jDeV

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Bobosphere Note the subtle performance twitter.com/onthemedia/sta…

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jonoabroad well, and political careers twitter.com/SydneyWaterNew…

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@ApostrophePong It looks pretty, but I presume it’s slushy and uncomfortable.

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From earlier this month, PR which accidentally reveals that Blockchain Magical Thinking is real. @dobes @rohan_p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nQ

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intelwire Expect more of this pic.twitter.com/RMkOY9D8CW

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ssharwood So I went to an event tonight and the hosts found a pic of me online and fed it into a face recognition app so I wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yJ

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PaulLeeTicks Donald Trump insanely ranting to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” might very well be the greatest thing I’ve ever done..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hp

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@DrMiaow @SnarkyPlatypus Well Brooker was one of the writers, yes. Chris Morris was the series creator.

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mthomas304 Researchers tricked NATO troops online into disobeying orders - Business Insider businessinsider.com/officials-tric…

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Note that I didn’t type an emoji. iMessage CHANGED WHAT I WROTE to insert an emoji. You can’t trust it.

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Probably not, but you can huff petrol with your nose. twitter.com/BrianHonan/sta…

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cathywilcox1 Procurement.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/uil8Jskekg

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AndrewPStreet Parenting hack: have your child bite the antennas off his Very Hungry Caterpillar toy to make an inexpensive action..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TK

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@SnarkyPlatypus Have you see the episode of “Brass Eye” on drugs? Especially the dangers of that new drug called ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tj

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Cute. This means Facebook has a list of everyone who started expressing an interest in joining ASIO, and can correl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P7

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@abaranov I just want to curl up in a warm, quiet place today… so I’m going to Sydney. Clever, eh?

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@rockyr1000 It’s the spice that masks the dodgy bits.

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ChristnNitemare Geez… Is God being too hard on Pastor Jim? Or is Pastor Jim being a little too hard on himself? h/t @reddirtred pic.twitter.com/WSDfZm6rXG

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@wolfcat I do not wish to see this mental image.

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Both Wentworth Falls and Sydney have drab weather today, it seems. Thank you, @CARROT_app, for your wise choices. pic.twitter.com/5vzlQGN2Rd

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Thu plan, draft: Slow start; record that podcast promo, finally; 1224 train to Sydney; brief errands; 1515 Platypus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KD

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Thursday. Is it your use-by date yet? Thursday.

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