Gorn.
@mpwoodhead @abcnews @drspacejunk @feraldata Those were the days…
@feraldata @abcnews @drspacejunk Hah! My pleasure. :)
Is there life on other planets? (1962) from @abcnews, a vox pop. https://t.co/MJ9h8QX32f Very @drspacejunk @feraldata content.
@mwyres @AnnabelAstbury What do you feed it?
Worth re-watching: “INTERROGATING ZUCKERBERG†— A Bad Lip Reading https://t.co/qXbg6OImqI
RT @stilgherrian: Buttigeig edging Sanders is an image that will stay with me forever. https://t.co/xdaTEaPeFt
RT @stilgherrian: “After Dorsey and Musk finished chatting, model and cookbook author Chrissy Teigen, another popular user, made an appeara…
RT @stilgherrian: I didn’t realise Bloomberg ran satire. https://t.co/Ad8FHbLyYy
“Australia-China relations: The state of play†https://t.co/aIjiCeTXBJ This is the thing @SnarkyPlatypus and I went… https://t.co/Kpxaj1t9iT
@jonoabroad Thanks, though I think we’ve got enough detail on this now.
“App Used by Netanyahu’s Likud Leaks Israel’s Entire Voter Registry†https://t.co/3uaYn2H22G So that’s fine.
“The Mormon Church Amassed $100 Billion. It Was the Best-Kept Secret in the Investment World.†https://t.co/bZ2TtwgHZU
Histreepix Early stages of zoologists’ attempt to mate a rhino with Salvador Dali. Paris, 1955. pic.twitter.com/WHiR5ytq4C
RT @fesshole: Once while receiving a blow job I started laughing at something that was said on the telly which was on in the background. We…
All hail Eris! https://t.co/55YMpOr6Jf
best_in_dumbest We can’t remove the
“Plastic”
from “Plasticine” pic.twitter.com/Q9zSJHzOtR
@jpwarren @franksting I hear it’s very good. I have read P J O’Rourke’s “Parliament of Whores†though.
@staticsan Well what I can say is that it’s in the correct format, but then I think the parliamentary staffers take care of that.
@jpwarren It’s a curious book.
RT @_Islamicat: Leader of Wuhan cell is take no chances https://t.co/ib3MJHX4qT
RT @az_journalist: A Hercules C-130 lands on Christmas Island, carrying a diagnostics machine for the rapid testing of #coronavirus evacuee…
@staticsan I can also see it not going anywhere.
@jpwarren But “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas†is.
@franksting You could, but only if you also taught unethical behaviour.
IANAL, but it would be fair to say that this is not the best-drafted piece of legislation I’ve ever read.
“This Bill is compatible with human rights as it does not raise any human rights issues.†So there.
The explanatory memorandum is similarly brief. Here are the key bits, such that they are. pic.twitter.com/565mtouZS2
And the other part is an amendment to the Australian Education Act 2013. pic.twitter.com/KbABsO3EMu
It’s quite short. One part is an amendment to the Australian Curriculum, Assessment and Reporting Authority Act 200… https://t.co/YfzMT82d3i
And here it is. The Australian Education Legislation Amendment (Prohibiting the Indoctrination of Children) Bill 20… https://t.co/rvx7citrVi
And again. https://t.co/by1BO67Njd
Final two words are unnecessary. https://t.co/IpOrGOQkZU
Oh OK. pic.twitter.com/MGneWsDsqH
Back at Bunjaree, where everything seems damp.
RT @KathyLette: It’s official. We broke the planet. My sister’s fire-ravaged farm now cut off by flooding. #bushfiresAustralia #floodsnsw…
I am now going to do the shopping so I can continue the shitposting at home.
@munin @dobes @davidgerard @ashabeeeee @rohan_p Haven’t you heard of waves?
@tacticalmaid Yes grow up. :)
@skiddelywoo Thanks heaps! @Ng88Mr this is for you too. The more I dig into this, the harder the problem seems to become.
@BennettArron But did you? Maybe I should’ve included a link.
@JustJimWillDo @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Working on it.
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus FNS? No maybe not.
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus This is the IMPORTANT POINT. https://t.co/m1ylBbx8k1
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Oh FFS. Stand by.
@expectproblems @SuperCroup Ah NOW we’re talking!
IMPORTANT POINT. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren.
RT @skwashd: Chris Kenny shouldn’t be allowed in dog friendly pubs. https://t.co/cn97KA3oZc
@rohan_p Same to you. #insertandrotate
Of course it’s a link to an audio grab, so 2GB has already decided and your input is no longer required.
Answers to this should be filtered by whether the respondent actually goes to pubs or not. https://t.co/fTC6R8wn9s
RT @joelgibson: Should be compulsory! 🶠https://t.co/4cXBSIR72H
@JustJimWillDo Much wetter than that. Since the 1990s or, perhaps, earlier.
Are they QAnon’s internet service provider?
Well aren’t these people idiots. I’m also impressed with their communications and design skills. https://t.co/RVh6mg4KZV
Same. https://t.co/G8jexEpj4S
@expectproblems @SuperCroup Have you see the size of those things? You’d be pounding away for hours!
RT @SuperCroup: Just torpedo the fucker. https://t.co/A5ENWUbfm7
RT @meenaharris: What it’s like to be a woman in any position of leadership https://t.co/2UUuK0JCDO
tacticalmaid The hidden replies to adverts never disappoint pic.twitter.com/jCmOxLSAtA
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @rohan_p @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark @RealNickHodge No defenestration was involved, but staircases were.
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Anyway, I’ll be reading this properly later. It looks like solid research.
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus The N word probably wasn’t the slur of choice in Australia. Obviously all this is explanation not approval.
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus The N word is usually considered “the worst†in the US but few other places. y theory is… https://t.co/zvh8z97GGs
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @rohan_p @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark @RealNickHodge Remind me to tell you a story about me an… https://t.co/DgXWPJhnPi
@RJMajik I still think they could do it with a run-up.
@jpwarren Sounds about right.
@joneaves Fair enough.
Pro Tip: Make sure to retweet information from random unnamed accounts that don’t link to any reliable sources. The… https://t.co/m4A1yQPJ4r
climate The warmest winter anyone can remember is wreaking havoc upon the global energy industry trib.al/bsb2it0
@evcricket @Ng88Mr In my searches just a short time ago, a bunch of papers about just that sort of thing came up. C… https://t.co/mfAWBMbHJd
A “party playerâ€, you say? [Blink.] https://t.co/g9olctApXq
@NickyWill100 @pjf In some aspects of life, yes… :) #glasshalfempty
RT @stilgherrian: I think we should all pause for a moment to imagine Barnaby Joyce masturbating. https://t.co/lepWU5rkZS
stilgherrian By the way, if you search for Barnaby Joyce on Google Images these are some of the refinements offered to you. pic.twitter.com/oYLPfur4CT
RT @stilgherrian: I’m quite liking Barnaby Joyce’s levelling up as a force of pure chaos.
RT @dobes: Ken: I can’t say that
Karvelas: Yes you can
Ken: It was Barnaby
Amazing inner strength from Ken. https://t.co/Irm8nsZMU2
@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes The best kind!
RT @JustJimWillDo: Pretty stupid going for a night launch if you ask me.
It’ll just have to hang around up in the sky until the sun comes…
RT @DOGGE4UX: this man was once considered by the british government to be so dangerous that they banned the broadcasting of his voice for…
@erstkate Mind you, I think I’d want to get a decent return for experiencing such bullshit.
This is excellent. https://t.co/iRg6QhojGn
I assume @stronglang is all over this, but just in case… https://t.co/iRg6QhojGn
@RhombusHatesYou Life can be surprising, eh.
@erstkate Ask him.
RT @pjf: Today I have gratitude that my conversation with Australian customs was thus:
“Hi, yes, I’m bringing in medications for my ADHD.”…
@RhombusHatesYou Let’s not get carried away.
RT @jsspcr1: Reading about Italian anti-fascism in Australia, apparently leader of Lega Antifascista/Matteotti Club would occasionally refe…
@RhombusHatesYou As long as it’s enough repetitions.
I have never trusted pontoons.
Here’s a phrase we need in Australian politics: “Anyone who deliberately delays and hides the reporting of [bad thi… https://t.co/gHUpQ4TQg2
“Is China telling us everything it knows about coronavirus?†https://t.co/p8q57sPQWx
So this guy is even more insane than I am. Make sure he gets there. https://t.co/DLmrpXmBGc
RT @dobes: hehe, proper funzies in the House. https://t.co/qWjonMcooT
@Ng88Mr I am now going WAY too far down a rabbit-hole of railway network maintenance prioritisation. Wish me luck!
RT @JustJimWillDo: Nothing worse than a smoky taint. https://t.co/mqcTzGz4i3
@TimWattsMP @MikeCarlton01 @Bowenchris @SenatorWong @StephenJonesMP @lukejgosling Even more reassuring. :)
@Ng88Mr I can see some engineering papers in risk mapping, but also stuff saying that it’s really hard.
@Ng88Mr The question, and I don’t know the answer, is “What are you checking for, exactly?â€. A quick search suggest… https://t.co/IBqo6zi6QC
@NSWRFS Hurrah! And thanks so much for all the hard work.
RT @NSWRFS: This is the most positive news we’ve had in some time.
The recent rainfall has assisted firefighters to put over 30 fires out…
Do I know any civili engineers or the link who could answer this question? https://t.co/Mvqoj0byCC
@expectproblems Just the one scotch? But otherwise I agree.
Nice one, @FionaPattenMLC. “Inaccuracy of roadside drug testing.†https://t.co/Jyc58ACFSJ https://t.co/03PYlMAdWl
Cranes don’t kill people. People do. Or something. https://t.co/J0biGUnQns
@Ng88Mr I am not a civil engineer, so I shall remain quiet until I speak to one. :)
That too. Is that cabling I see being exposed from the orange tubes? Why yes, so it is. https://t.co/roifmXHOna
RT @GreenJ: trollin’ trollin’ trollin … https://t.co/vSYj00NJrn
@davispg Yeah, all good. That’s presumably where the driver stopped once he saw the damage. It happened in daylight.
Photos sourced via @TrainLinkWest. Information sources from taxi driver Kenneth, who used to be a railway maintenan… https://t.co/CLcVFhwmZO
Five years ago the blocks cost $110 each, and dropping a serious of them into place with a crane is obviously heaps… https://t.co/6Byf8gRtO9
So, this washout near Leura. I’ve just been told it’s the stanchions for the wiring that take longer to fix, not th… https://t.co/gdwuKbs2J8
Double Bay On Hill.
ohhhsourry Congrats to Bong Joon Ho on winning the Iowa caucus
@jarro56 @MikeCarlton01 @PCKJ3627 Are you an MP? :)
@StephenJonesMP @Bowenchris @MikeCarlton01 @SenatorWong @lukejgosling This is all good stuff. Thanks.
@MikeCarlton01 @muzz_francis This is quite reassuring. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/7417GqhinU
kloussikian “Reports” have “emerged” pic.twitter.com/GZJJVvvogk
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @70s_party People don’t appreciate how good the 1970s were.
@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers Lovely.
@SnarkyPlatypus Anyway, that’s enough culinary masterpieces for one day. I don’t want to spoil you.
@SnarkyPlatypus This will bring back memories. pic.twitter.com/hr0JnrAp01
@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers What did you do with the fish?
@SnarkyPlatypus Anyway if you’re timid you can just take the traditional approachpic.twitter.com/oEMNCcIdgwgw
@SnarkyPlatypus It kinda looks like a mouldy diaphragm.
@SnarkyPlatypus Or, if you leave the skin on the fritz, when you fry it on one side it curls up into a cup, and the… https://t.co/I7U7ySv2Uz
@SnarkyPlatypus Also, the correct way is to BBQ or pan-fry the meat (which should be thick slices of South Australi… https://t.co/cPbuRkCEdI
To be fair, I think @SnarkyPlatypus would like these tacos. https://t.co/SaazLTIg9s
@TitoSemarang @na_dirs Yes, of course there was an interpreter. That’s not the point I’m making. :)
RT @geoffmanaugh: A Scottish firm called Gravitricity proposes using abandoned mines as gigantic underground electrical batteries. They wou…
HURRY UP.
IanColdwater 5. Cybersecurity Woman Scotsman of the Year (nominee must be a true Scotsman and not social media icon)
IanColdwater I have so many questions pic.twitter.com/uOLMFc4SSL
RT @filmTVtrivia: Despite having never won an Academy Award, Glenn Close has won the following:
- Three episodes of The Einstein Factor
- B…
@DavidRDHeath Dunno. That’s only the second time I’ve seen one here, so no chance to see their behaviour.
Just spotted at @bunjaree, a Sacred Kingfish (Todiramphus sanctus). https://t.co/42otsMBz5B Photo via Wikipedia. I… https://t.co/Qu4V27JXHv
marcuskelson people I love on social media… pic.twitter.com/ndRhTEcs7l
RT @perthobs: #ThisDayInSpace in 1961, Australia’s Island Lagoon Tracking Station (Deep Space Station 41) was officially opened. Located ne…
RT @kenchengcomedy: the number of Chinese people in Britain with confirmed cases of coronavirus is still fewer than the number of Chinese p…
@jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark Still, a great way to free granola. Whatever that is.
@Kxyne @darrenpauli Yeah somewhere along the way something… happened. According this @7ampodcast… https://t.co/sIWRIzqoFi
RT @CanberraInsider: February 10, 1964: The destroyer HMAS Voyager sank after a collision with HMAS Melbourne. 81 people died, prompting tw…
@HappySinger Was the annotation along the lines of “Well done, but you’re still a cunt�
Mon plan, remainder: Rainstorm-related chores (nearly done); potter at the schedule; shopping, Leura; whatever actu… https://t.co/ZEthvECkr2
@manindotblack That’s a neat trick!
@Kxyne @darrenpauli Major publishers. She was a media go-to for talking about sex in the 1970s and 1980s. https://t.co/xfq566x9XH
@manindotblack Gawd, you don’t have to respond to every tweet. :)
“This is the BBC. And now, some messages for our friends on the Continent…†https://t.co/soEcx17qDn
@manindotblack @SnarkyPlatypus Clearly.
@manindotblack @SnarkyPlatypus Please settle down.
@selinawangtv @SnarkyPlatypus @DavidInglesTV @QuickTake There’s a hotpot index?
Technology! Attn: @dobes @NewtonMark @jpwarren. https://t.co/a5DoJOTdQd
@dobes @allrite Welcome to some high-quality Nazi science! https://t.co/lYE3mcBRiG
RT @fullysicblog: Linguists who are constantly like “I have no prescriptivist feelings” and then this speaks to them on the deepest level h…
@paulbrislen Heh.
@manindotblack @SnarkyPlatypus Sigh.
@NewtonMark There’s less downhill there than there is here. Also, non-paved areas.
@NewtonMark There’s a lot of that around. Also, mud.
@cameronwilson Yes. Being in a teenagers forum no more makes you a teenager that sitting in a hen house makes you a… https://t.co/GOvDGJwZI1
@sleepingdingo @HartWexford @jamesmassola @maxwalden_ Yes, the armed forces are very good about this sort of thing.
@cameronwilson Yes, and?
@fullysicblog Words have meanings.
SETTLE DOWN EVERYBODY.
@cameronwilson Hell of an assumption you’re making there.
cameronwilson ahhhh to be young again pic.twitter.com/WBIOdN8KhC
I may have made a mistake.
@eileenscyu @cragget @SnarkyPlatypus I’m guessing it’s just that the rights ran out.
@darrenpauli @juhasaarinen @GordyPls I chose to ignore this one.
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s annoying to have your basement pumped out.
@HappySinger Hahahahahahahaha.
fictillius Off to get the car pic.twitter.com/Z16RJWlj62
@cragget @SnarkyPlatypus @eileenscyu Wow.
@davispg Yes, and badly.
@aspientiae That was a thing in Sydney, of course.
@HartWexford Can you blame it?
@davispg That’s not even a thing.
@paulbrislen Piers stick out, wharves do not.
@HartWexford I hate you.
@paulbrislen Would the long-distance relationship work, though?
Fellating a diprotodon. https://t.co/16zoHniXoR
In today’s episode of “Stilgherrian is a Pedant and You Make Him Angryâ€, we explore the fact that a translator work… https://t.co/9HQM6XCsRp
@HartWexford @jamesmassola @maxwalden_ Well that’s what I was thinking.
“Anti-corruption and police integrity bodies reject call to reduce data retention period†by @ashabeeeee… https://t.co/Bo96wjEGpQ
@jamesmassola @maxwalden_ That’s more than I’d have guessed. (My previous tweet was obviously sarcasm.) Do we know the Mandarin levels?
RT @MatthewBevan: Trains are queueing up to try and find a platform at Central and the dude doing the PA announcements sounds exhausted htt…
@maxwalden_ Nah, it must be at least 70%.
@PSyvret @Zara_James9 @9NewsSyd A change is as good as, etc.
@cbirch15 Excellent.
Can’t argue with that. https://t.co/CMit4b4PZP
@ignoringorders When the news cycle has moved on.
@jetztgibtshaue Oh at least. It could easily be up to 70%.
Since it’s parking across at two spots, at least one of which is for disabled people, I’d set fire to it. https://t.co/CW5YXv1s9d
Remind me again how many members and senators understand the language of our largest near neighbour. Must be, what?… https://t.co/jTknoNnxG4
“Gaetjens to speak on sports rorts ‘in due course’: It comes as the top mandarin faces criticism from one of his pr… https://t.co/o1bRmdLyCW
RT @Zara_James9: This is what some residents at Lake Conjola have woken up to this morning! 💦 🦘 @9NewsSyd https://t.co/B9AxLXSv0c
Well this should help. https://t.co/vBvqC1hTK4
Looking forward to seeing Senator Hanson’s Australian Education Legislation Amendment (Prohibiting the Indoctrinati… https://t.co/LLVIe145q5
@emelaarghh Now that you mention it…
@purserj @dobes @R_Chirgwin Bravo!
RT @thetallyroom: NSW 2020: new ward boundaries finalised https://t.co/r1wa6LtDUH https://t.co/8QpTlXssad
RT @laparisa: I had a long week at work, so I’m legit not sure if I’m hallucinating or this traffic stop is telling me to… change my pass…
Oh dear. @dobes @purserj @R_Chirgwin. https://t.co/fWMHv10wN7
CanberraInsider John Howard and George W. Bush in the White House Oval Office, February 10, 2003 pic.twitter.com/OjP7GJJ9WV
@marasawr @SparkleOps @ArmsControlWonk Yes, it’s in my always-listen list. Never gets dropped because I’m falling behind.
@jeamland It’s OK, I haven’t watched it yet. Despite YouTube’s constant insistence.
@garystark No, they’ll never find us.
The damage is minimal and now under control. Some tidying-up is now in progress. After some planning, the shopping… https://t.co/kqqxJWoysa
@jonoabroad Moo you cow!
Hello! https://t.co/QksPeCTeBf
nampix Seafoam and beach erosion , Collaroy/Narrabeen #stormsurge @nampix for @smh pic.twitter.com/etrNtT6A2p
@JustJimWillDo Were we, though? Were we really?
100 bonus points to @theharryshearer for, in his song “My Acquittalâ€, rhyming “acquittal†with “spittleâ€. As well a… https://t.co/WPgyNzRS16
I would never be childish.
@munin I suspect they do it deliberately. It’s very childish.
@dobes @campuscodi @SnarkyPlatypus @eileenscyu Oops, I had two tabs open (and had only necked one of them).
“Singapore accounts for half of Netflix government takedown demands†by @eileenscyu https://t.co/9ThEWLE70z Ping @SnarkyPlatypus.
Buttigeig edging Sanders is an image that will stay with me forever. https://t.co/xdaTEaPeFt
@dobes There’s also a couple of currawongs having run rummaging through the debris.
“Labor to introduce Bill to fix Australian encryption laws it voted for†by @dobes https://t.co/s20VytApJ8 That’s t… https://t.co/hkyWSCfWJ7
Meanwhile, in a courtroom not too far away… https://t.co/ndeHt5kpGF
joshgnosis Remember when they said ousting Turnbull would resolve all of this? pic.twitter.com/9z8cEGrNIE
@ssharwood I’m glad things are back to normal.
@dobes Very shocked, yes. The grey thrush-shrikes loved the rain because it flushed out the skinks from their hidey… https://t.co/PHhbHYByot
@Jayne13 It’s magnificent.
Things must be back to normal after the rainstorm because those two rainbow jerkbirds are back throwing things onto my roof.
@ssharwood Daytime television.
I’m quite liking Barnaby Joyce’s levelling up as a force of pure chaos.
@rohan_p It’s not an unreasonable ambition.
RT @mattblaze: There are only four replies to a tweet.
1. Let me explain your joke to you.
2. I do not get your joke.
3. You are a terribl…
“After Dorsey and Musk finished chatting, model and cookbook author Chrissy Teigen, another popular user, made an appearance on stage.â€
I didn’t realise Bloomberg ran satire. https://t.co/Ad8FHbLyYy
@petercoffee So I’m told, yes. Still, you may not get this in the US, but here the political arguments can sometimes get quite stupid.
Further alleged plans n’shit may be found in the Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/OkcUsKz79I
Mon plan, an outline: Assess the damage, such that it is; plan out everything from there; shopping, Leura I think;… https://t.co/OtFecOp4Jj
@munin The only acceptable reply.
So who provided the content of the message to a journalist? Mr Joyce or Mr Scott? Well, cui bono? Heh. All hail Eri… https://t.co/pL9p5zJcjs
I think I can cope with this Blue Mountains weather. That’s not the bit of today I’ll find it difficult to cope wit… https://t.co/8KAmsoTonP
Monday. A cow. A different kind of cow. A horse. Ride me. Monday.