tigervsshark Thankyou to everyone who has reached out so me since this story broke. No, I am not ok. Yes, I will be taking this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3a
@HappySinger I am nothing if not surprising. I’m also fond of “cudmuncher” but I doubt I’m the first user here.
@swearyanthony @dobes @rohan_p They know what they did.
@swearyanthony @dobes @rohan_p Life’s too fuckin’ short for this bullshit.
@HappySinger For me it’s “dawdlesprawl” in relation to groups of pedestrians.
@dobes @killmebilly @swearyanthony @morebento @manindotblack @Tailgator1 @johnb78 @NuclearAnthro @jxeeno So many at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OJ
@manindotblack @Tailgator1 @dobes @swearyanthony @johnb78 @NuclearAnthro @jxeeno If only someone had linked to an article… but yes.
NickyWill100 HELP!!!🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Due to the #sydneystorms and unprecedented wet weather, @Wayside1964 has run critically low of blank..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FM
@swearyanthony @Tailgator1 @dobes @johnb78 @NuclearAnthro @jxeeno Bah. You’ve gone soft. There’s so many things tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VI
Ivshti @bodil Cringy pic.twitter.com/LdhKJAs5Ve
WhoresofYore Readers letter to the Derby Daily Telegraph, 01 January 1938, complaining at the ‘shocking ways of youth’ and women..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aK
@Tailgator1 @dobes @swearyanthony @johnb78 @NuclearAnthro @jxeeno They did lots of interesting things. :) Anyway, S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7G
candeira I just emailed a tree at the Melbourne Urban Forest to let it know that one of its branches is falling off and is a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SJ
thomas_violence incredible, brisbane just invented tapas pic.twitter.com/TMqGvf5Xlc
@Tailgator1 @dobes @swearyanthony @johnb78 @NuclearAnthro @jxeeno The detonation itself was quite cool too. pic.twitter.com/UU7KlEZLyr
@Tailgator1 @dobes @swearyanthony @johnb78 @NuclearAnthro @jxeeno STARFISH PRIME. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfish_… pic.twitter.com/qQpQUx8lNG
@TonyThefathippy It seems to have gone quite well. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDT pic.twitter.com/YvYnzqOIac
@SnarkyPlatypus Now playing: “Our Dream”, a Sovietwave mix. youtube.com/watch?v=DMoCM_…
@johnb78 @NuclearAnthro @jxeeno @dobes No, John, this one would be much more fun.
@morebento Shrug.
@EndRoadwork @SnarkyPlatypus It had the very good fortune with @ApostrophePong to meet their “friends” after a gig. Lovely.
@darkhorse166 Well that turned out just fine.
Now playing: Kransky Sisters, “Single Bed” youtube.com/watch?v=CVYR4a… Ping @SnarkyPlatypus.
@franksting True. Perhaps we could assembke a list and put @NewtonMark’s Team Chemtrail to work.
@joannejacobs I said I had questions, not the horn.
“DDT is sprayed over Rockford, Illinois to combat polio epidemic. August 27, 1945” youtube.com/watch?v=pJs1tl…
Still, remember when DDT was good and it was sprayed everywhere? youtube.com/watch?v=zmslbU…
I’m sure this is just fine. twitter.com/PDChina/status…
thejuicemedia The Australien Government has made an ad about this summer’s fires and it’s surprisingly honest and informative 🇦🇺..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HR
@emelaarghh It’s terrible.
@aspientiae Arf!
EstonianSaunas There is no word in English for ‘leil’ - the steam generated by pouring water onto hot rocks inside a sauna. We wan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gi
Now playing: Noosha Fox, “S-S-S-Single Bed” (Countdown Australia) youtube.com/watch?v=DxV-Qe…
@SnarkyPlatypus Looking at past sales, most have not sold. The only ones ever bid on all sold for less than $4.50 or so. Including postage,
@SnarkyPlatypus Mate you could make a fortune! ebay.com.au/sch/i.html?_fr…
@ki_sekiya Probably not. but Moscow Times gets a bunch of western support. I’ve lost track of how independent it is these days.
@fictillius Do not upset the sugar ants. Their revenge will not be sweet.
MattSingh_ “Which of the following do you think was the best Labour leader of recent times?” pic.twitter.com/jj59kYcAzb
@ki_sekiya Heh. I find the original “prank” quite, um, bold because it puts people at risk.
“Sugar ants love pee, and it might reduce greenhouse gas emissions” australiascience.tv/sugar-ants-lov… HT @fictillius. pic.twitter.com/j5ngY9mZTZ
@ki_sekiya Could turn out badly.
itwasthreezero sorry but jordan peterson writing a book prescribing “rules for life” then almost dying in a russian hospital from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…If
denhamsadler ok boomer pic.twitter.com/nnWJ265EIm
@angrysmiley @DarthPutinKGB I appreciate the generosity.
@TheNehad Well that’s cheered me up.
@AnnabelAstbury Lovely. Also, congrats.
Every single one of these people will be in The Van by the end of the month. twitter.com/MoscowTimes/st…
@AnnabelAstbury Must be some sort of mistake.
@dprk_ebooks The word “emporium” deserves greater use.
@aggerchez @SnarkyPlatypus I never got a damn thing.
Oh look! LA runs on the Australian Celebrity Chef System too! twitter.com/donkyourenemie…
@TheNehad @SnarkyPlatypus @RachaelHasIdeas Seems fair.
@dobes @christopherneal @NuclearAnthro @jxeeno @johnb78 It’s a bit wide. You’d need to demolish a few buildings to get it through Bankstown.
@dprk_ebooks Technology is neutral. :)
@SnarkyPlatypus @TheNehad Sure. Great way to re-establish contact without putting any pressure on anyone.
@dprk_ebooks I don’t know.
@JustJimWillDo @NuclearAnthro @jxeeno @johnb78 @dobes I like the bubble.
“China’s massive security state is being used to crack down on the Wuhan virus,” as you might imagine. edition.cnn.com/2020/02/10/asi…
@JustJimWillDo @NuclearAnthro @jxeeno @johnb78 @dobes It’s certainly impressive.
@R_Chirgwin @stufromoz A quick search reveals it’s been clubs across the Premier League, US football, rugby, etc…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sg
You know you want one, @NuclearAnthro @jxeeno @johnb78 @dobes. twitter.com/atomicarchive/…
@jonoabroad @GordyPls @WhoresofYore [Shrug.]
Oh well done, @sunriseon7. twitter.com/ShanWindy/stat…
@stufromoz I forgot about that! Still, why can’t he dream?
skwashd Hey @AlboMP seen this? twitter.com/JamesMelville/…
@jonoabroad @GordyPls @WhoresofYore You tell me!
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s an amazing photo. For several reasons.
@jonoabroad @GordyPls @WhoresofYore Was he alive then?
nktpnd “The Indo-Pacific is the Department of Defense’s priority theater.” (DoD Indo-Pacific Strategy Report, June 2019)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RP
@aDB Oink!
@GordyPls @WhoresofYore Me too. I enjoy the ambiguity.
@GordyPls Indeed. While @WhoresofYore tweets some wonderful photos, so many of them raise more questions than they answer.
@RealNickHodge Where does it mention a pig?
@nickzoic Hahahaha.
@SnarkyPlatypus Plus the rest of that thread.
This is very @SnarkyPlatypus content, I think. This photographer is worth investigating. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
stilgherrian In a few more days they’ll start eating each other. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
stilgherrian Dear @DeptDefence can we get @AusAirForce onto some magpie-related risk management please? twitter.com/JoeZieja/statu…
DrRhysPockett Very impressed with the bartender who had to get their colleague to answer the question ‘do you have a stout or Por..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NW
mdowd I think Facebooks ad targeting might need some fine tuning. pic.twitter.com/7mN1dBPdnp
@bigbadave Hah! I see what you did there.
I have questions. twitter.com/WhoresofYore/s…
HarvardBiz Research shows that worrying about your reputation — and wanting to be viewed as honest — can actually make you lietwitter.com/i/web/status/1…xlEP
@JustJimWillDo Wings are so inefficient to eat.
Histreepix Jeff Buckley, after hearing about the news of his death. 1997. pic.twitter.com/m0GQRqhSTj
Right. Where shall we start? twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
@SnarkyPlatypus Also, in-laws are complicated. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
@JustJimWillDo Then we can move on.
@SnarkyPlatypus Gravy is amazing.
The power of gravy, @SnarkyPlatypus! twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
@JustJimWillDo @munin Munin’s tweet was “Good aim tho”.
@JustJimWillDo Pffft! I’m not your real dad.
@paulwiggins I imagine it was much-read. :)
I declare that my body weight is on target for my height. twitter.com/9NewsMelb/stat…
NewtonMark So, that’s 2016 and $22.5 billion then, right? That’s what Malcolm promised over and over and over over again when..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G1
@oliyoung It will, actually. It’s looks like it’s not in the pressure hull.
@munin To be fair, that IS true. I think @JustJimWillDo would agree.
What a beautiful bit of OSINT! twitter.com/atomicarchive/…
“Prime Minister reckons a booklet will keep Aussie kids safe online” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/prime-…
“Australia keeps telco data longer than all but three countries” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/austra…
stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Labor roasted over inconsistent stand on Australia’s encryption laws” zdnet.com/article/labor-…
stephendziedzic Two Singaporean professionals next to me have spent a solid 20 minutes bitterly complaining about fellow citizens w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jk
@NewtonMark True enough.
@NewtonMark You know the answer to that, Mark. Also, did you see this? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
TheShovel Sydneysiders, if you’re having trouble getting to work today due to the floods, just say you belong to the Mosman..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q5
THE HORSE IS DEAD YOU CAN STOP FLOGGING IT NOW.
bengrubb SMH/The Age articles now display a highlighter label if they are aged. Not the first media group to do it, but an i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zZ
@cjlambert Well that… that’s a thing, right? :)
@trentyarwood @johnb78 @dlmetcalf @DrRhysPockett @SnarkyPlatypus Ditto.
EVEN MOAR FUN. [Pours drink.] pic.twitter.com/b1rRdPIRiY
jessmcguire THE AUSTRALIAN FIXED THE PROPER ORDER OF THINGS, MAN TOWERING OVER WOMAN, VERY GOOD twitter.com/julianprj/stat…
x86instructions SDIDTWW - Store Data In Database That Works Well
Muting a very silly conversation.
@cjlambert Wow. Localisation!
This looks like fun. pic.twitter.com/P5OvvJ3ugw
@dprk_ebooks Excellent work.
@jplonie Never does.
The App Store is suggesting that I download Tinder for Valentine’s Day.
@dprk_ebooks Be astounded by the wonders of nature?
@whiteswine No idea. I still have a dodgy nose from the bushfires and such. Annoying.
@chris_bloke They don’t go this way up either.
Well that was a very loud thunderclap, and very close.
Hey @jpwarren is this a sandwich? Or a pie? twitter.com/ladyaimless1/s…
@manindotblack Oh dear.
@gathgwyn @zdnetaustralia Not everything is about you.
The wonders of advertising! youtube.com/watch?v=5qA_fA… HT @TomSear.
@SnarkyPlatypus Run the pumps longer, and also also bring in more pumps to speed things up. Then dig out the silt.
Pro Tip: They go the other way up. twitter.com/atomicarchive/…
fictillius Several hundred metres of Sydney’s Metro remains underwater, with drainage pumps in the underground tunnels unable..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yl
I had to have a nap.
bastardsheep “Heavy-handed enforcement’ blamed for collapse of George Calombaris’s restaurant empire”
thenewdaily.com.au/entertainment/…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vR
This one is quite depressing, @trentyarwood @DrRhysPockett @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@rohan_p @swearyanthony @davidgerard @dobes @jpwarren You guys are determined to give me brain worms, aren’t you.
And finally for some reason, “Dietary preferences”. essentialvision.com.au/dietary-prefer… pic.twitter.com/hfR9pRzkVW
A whole bunch of stuff on “Coronavirus concerns and government actions”. essentialvision.com.au/coronavirus-co… The punters are VE..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dh
On “Attitude to Bridget McKenzie’s resignation and grant allocation”, yeah, the investigation needs to continue, bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bQ
On “Returning to budget surplus”, the populations generally disagrees with the government. essentialvision.com.au/returning-to-b… pic.twitter.com/7r3R3dIGJX
Here’s some quick highlights from this week’s Essential Report. essentialvision.com.au/category/essen… The Morrison vs Albanese st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bR
“Older women more likely to drink more alcohol than younger women - and they think that’s just fine” scimex.org/newsfeed/women…
Uhoh. McCormack has gone out of focus. Goodbye. twitter.com/jg_rat/status/…
Ah yes. twitter.com/bigbadave/stat…
thetowncrier My brain can’t really deal with the President of the United States tweeting a Miranda Devine column and a CURB YOUR..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j6
Remind me again what Michael McCormack does?
Good to hear. twitter.com/murpharoo/stat…
@JonoH Extensive.
In discussions with a spider. It has formed the view that it should be entitled to maintain a web across the laundr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3h
zsk The yacht designer firm said I am the only journalist who has contacted them to ask whether this viral story was tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vb
Fixing more of my own arsehattery.
Yesterday’s Senate debate was a bit weird.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Labor roasted over inconsistent stand on Australia’s encryption laws” zdnet.com/article/labor-…
“Despite its Pacific ‘step-up’, Australia is still not listening to the region, new research shows” themandarin.com.au/125050-despite…
SwiftOnSecurity Every Bitcoin Twitter feed reads like someone who got in at $18k and they really need you to bail them out.
They should branch out to other targets. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…
@jeamland It me! pic.twitter.com/SQT2jQpDU6
Just checking in, @GladysB. Is this the day we talk about climate change?
jonkudelka [australian tv immediately becomes a barren wasteland] twitter.com/therealpbarry/…
New from @AICriminology: “Australian outlaw motorcycle gang involvement in violent and organised crime” aic.gov.au/publications/t…
ตัวอย่างภาพยนตร์ ฟ้าทะลายโจร | Tears of Black Tiger [ Official Trailer ] youtube.com/watch?v=KU9SyI…
It’s sort of a we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L7
I don’t care what YOUR answers are because I am right and you are wrong. Also, no French film should ever be consider in any Top 10 ever.
“Citizen Dog” is also good.
“Tears of the Black Tiger” is a wonderfully silly film.
“Tears of the Black Tiger” by Wisit Sasanatieng. twitter.com/NyashaJunior/s…
Suffering from brain worms. My own brain worms.
alex_c_lee Inventing a supercomputer to parse this Daily Mail headline for me: pic.twitter.com/G1hoBBidi3
@zdnetaustralia 12.41pm. Time for breakfast. I think Thai chilli basil kangaroo shall be made.
@zdnetaustralia It also contains some quotes from Senator Eric Abetz, because he did make some good points.
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains brain worms, tummy tickling, and tawdry activities.
glengyron Bong Joon-ho should film his next film entirely in Swahili to avoid the constant “why in korean” question.
duckbytheoboe I got an email from a couple of people from Gotham who told me Joker isn’t very good.
evanwilliams Imagine being so rich that no one in your meeting tells you “breakfast octopus” is a bad metaphor pic.twitter.com/r4nhE62g4E
I do so love reading Hansard.
“Senator ABETZ: I am more than happy to withdraw ‘two-faced’ if it offends the honourable senator.”
Writing now. Shoosh.
@TomSear @drspacejunk @abcnews @feraldata Definitely not. :)
@TomSear @drspacejunk @abcnews @feraldata Couldn’t get which to play?
@TomSear @drspacejunk @abcnews @feraldata Different times, Tom. Different times. I also had very long hair in those..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fd
travis_view The link DMed to QAnon followers redirects through a long sequence of URLs before finally arriving at the invasive..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…za
travis_view I think QAnon accounts on Twitter were just DM spammed with a link that appears to link to YouTube, but really lead..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1F
joshgnosis This is the equivalent of “some of my best friends are South Korean” twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…
The story of this photo of a naked airman is quite amazing. It is an actual combat photo, not staged. twitter.com/marinamaral2/s…
ISLAND OF SOLITUDE! twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…
@LatimerCole @DeptDefence @AusAirForce Hey, couldn’t hurt!
Meanwhile… twitter.com/marinamaral2/s…
This is still such a wonderful photograph. Thanks for the reminder, WhoresofYore. twitter.com/WhoresofYore/s…
In a few more days they’ll start eating each other. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
Dear @DeptDefence can we get @AusAirForce onto some magpie-related risk management please? twitter.com/JoeZieja/statu…
@TomSear @drspacejunk @abcnews @feraldata I know someone did. SA was very spacey back then of course.
@TomSear @drspacejunk @abcnews @feraldata No, the abduction was a whole separate thing. :) Sadly I can’t remember m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Es
@stufromoz @markadams15 Some of it washed into the living room but not a lot.
@TomSear @drspacejunk @abcnews @feraldata 2B. An NAA staffer told me that a lot of the UFO stuff has already been d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…64
@TomSear @drspacejunk @abcnews @feraldata 2. My ex-RAAF intel mate was handling the UFO reports for a while. He tel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ca
@TomSear @drspacejunk @abcnews @feraldata So here’s two snippets related to UFOs.
1. Once when I was at uni I hitc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eD
@TomSear @drspacejunk @abcnews @feraldata Also, the social history in those clips is great, isn’t it! This is also..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b7
@TomSear @drspacejunk @abcnews @feraldata To be fair, it is 60 years ago. But yes, accents can change fast.
Tue plan: Write for @zdnetaustralia; comms catch-up; maybe write something else, because there’s a bit of a backlog..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gL
The heritage roses at the Alexandra Hotel, Leura, took a bit of a battering in the weekend’s rainstorms. pic.twitter.com/OM2chEGyVm
One more I approve of today’s weather for the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/EmSz2Tn4hS
Tuesday. Wasps. Sand. Concern. Tuesday.