Hah! This is very @SnarkyPlatypus territories. https://t.co/l2vSlnEZqw
@NewtonMark Did it work?
@ApostrophePong Yes, it makes a great change.
“DDT so safe you can eat it†(1947) https://t.co/adGMHuOQ3W
For @NewtonMark, an aircraft powered by a leaf blower. https://t.co/pnR2pxGFpW (I’ve skipped over the bullshit and the construction.)
“Should refugees come to Australia?†(1979) https://t.co/J6v3WSz2Dc (3m53s)
“Seven Websites Hosting Terrorist Content Are Banned In Australia†by @cameronwilson https://t.co/I3NcZhxPoK
“Cars Of The Future from 1948†https://t.co/KCRluUEKmH
RT @Rory_Medcalf: The new meaning of cultural cringe. Imagine if every art gallery in Australia began disowning the implicit values of ever…

Who to believe? pic.twitter.com/NgDgL5cHIg
RT @andrewdotnich: This app 😂 #botnet #artimitateslife https://t.co/Ug7onsPizj
RT @badiucao: @ashleighbwilson here comes the note, I think it is a significant art work itself for our country in our time https://t.co/ua…
RT @badiucao: Great piece by @ashleighbwilson about censorship on my art in Sydney gallery.
another note is posted to the wall“Please be ad…
snurbbotinfo Why is Australian politics so very difficult ?
RT @fesshole: Years ago a man I’d met abroad was pursuing me online and begging me to webcam with him. I pretended I had no webcam. when he…
RT @laughingmanreal: I am BEGGING all headline and tweet writers this election to understand the difference between “edging” and “edging ou…
RT @Histreepix: For most of the 1950s, the most popular Instagram option by far was the ‘white middle-class man’ filter. Des Moines, 1954.…
RT @fesshole: I work at a retirement village and am having an affair with three of the residents. I am in my mid fifies and they range in a…
@jonoabroad Nah, they have all been completely inadequate.
Right then. @dobes @purserj https://t.co/hTjcdcaYhS
Oh is that where you have them. In the changerooms I guess? https://t.co/07WuetuIbP
@felix42 That one is from Oz Weather Pro but it’s a chart that’s lots of apps have I think.
@TomSear @francesmao @SnarkyPlatypus @WarOnTheRocks Good novel title, “The Unsubstantiated Avocadoâ€.
Sulking.
It’s raining again now.
@franksting @jeamland Well I’m not, obviously, because I am alone. As I said.
@TomSear @francesmao @SnarkyPlatypus @WarOnTheRocks Your constant demands for facts are tiring, Tom.
snurbbotinfo The Germans have a term for the incredible depth of Tony Abbott.
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Labor roasted over inconsistent stand on Australia’s encryption laws†https://t.co/owDzJ2 
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Cuttlefish-inspired smart camouflage could make for sneakier soldiers†https://t.co/SJoYCrrtCe
RT @kels_316: the “bodybuilders arguing over how many days in a week†thread was just re-upped on Masto and I’d forgotten how insane it is,…

I don’t like this humiditypic.twitter.com/ozeKaZ4L6P6P
@SnarkyPlatypus Some ALP types owned up in a thread off a QT of this. At least four. Dunno about the Coalition.
The first @madashelltv for 2020 was very good last week, and you have time to watch it on iView before this week’s episode tonight.
SKINK! https://t.co/c9EoxriPEJ
RT @shanghaiist: Many trains remain almost passengerless amid Wuhan virus outbreak https://t.co/7wjL6MWKkA
@DrRhysPockett @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @johnb78 I did see they’ve got 90 minutes of deck time per day, presumab… https://t.co/zUjy69gycy
@RealNickHodge Exactly.
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: For Lent, I’m giving up on the ALP https://t.co/pBlF1zFNvj
RT @jason_om: You can now take your unicorn to the toilet at Sydney Airport. I look forward to a comprehensive report in the Oz (pic via @S…
@Vian1138 I regret nothing!
I think @ApostrophePong will love this. https://t.co/CCHAf34wxN

newscientist Image of two mice tussling wins Wildlife Photographer of the Year bit.ly/2HhIzao pic.twitter.com/JXb8itxNoF
@SnarkyPlatypus “Katter says he’s ‘declaring warfare’ against the government†(2m29s video) https://t.co/0o7Qxt4KfB
So Bob Katter, eh? https://t.co/uHkZ6Sh9Wr Ping @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/kwmgqg5KTH
As opposed to thinking about Pauline Hanson as Senator Thong. https://t.co/5zZ8LHR9c1
@PeteLawler No.
RT @williamslachlan: Is this a good time to mention that they’ve sacked 5000 power workers in five years in NSW? https://t.co/T79ySs8Ckm
RT @jonkudelka: New data shows I am the country’s leading national treasure. https://t.co/vmfdGsnB1B
RT @ssharwood: Bracing for StartupLand to complain that the economy still hasn’t been terraformed to its exact specifications and that we’…
@gths I’ve bought all his albums though.
Eating salad. Alone. Not laughing.
Ah yes. I’d scrolled to the end of the list because some new submissions were posted today, and I’d just gotten the… https://t.co/3PpMDzv62X

Here’a a random samplepic.twitter.com/khVt8No6WzWz
@AdrianOHara @TrainLinkWest Sounds like a good plan.
RT @MattSainsb: I guess we can add “hip sway” to the things that Joe Hildebrand thinks he’s better at than he actually is.
Consider going…
RT @CroweDM: “I have withdrawn my support.â€
— Pauline Hanson kills off motion to force Mathias Cormann to release Gaetjens report.
RT @franksting: I want to find these monsters who put A QUARTER OF A LITRE OF MILK IN EACH COFFEE https://t.co/dFWIGj88gO
Why I respect parliamentary staffers, Part 3226: Patiently dealing with spammy public submissions, in this case to… https://t.co/XZTzVXdUDv
RT @biden4pres: I’ll break your dogs legs! I’ll do it
Jerkbirds’ gotta have fun, @dobes @purserj. https://t.co/XzCrlb1Fy6
RT @MattDoran91: Makes you proud to be an Australian https://t.co/4GoAmtfcnt
“Services Australia ‘legal privilege’ robo-debt claim refused by Senate committee†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/NqViRBi5vw #robodebt
@AdrianOHara @TrainLinkWest This seems less than helpful. :(
The interim report and a dissenting report from the Senate Community Affairs References Committee’s inquiry into Ce… https://t.co/AJTDKQr5eB
“Australian diplomats are currently attempting a delicate task that could save the country billions of dollars — th… https://t.co/hURmti4kL1
@francesmao @SnarkyPlatypus @WarOnTheRocks That and the WHO’s statements that these travel bans and such don’t actu… https://t.co/p9TMG1KHgP
@francesmao @SnarkyPlatypus Fwiw on this week’s @WarOnTheRocks Bombshell podcast, they speculated that some countri… https://t.co/1zicAWYny4
@CosmicRami This was a fun rabbit-hole to go down.
@coldsnacks @zdnetaustralia That’s right.
@paulwallbank @TrainLinkWest I was sitting quietly at home and it just happened.
@AndrewRJamieson @zdnetaustralia Fried is good.
I’m tempted to abandon the trip, but that’s probably just because I have a bad headache right now.
Looks like heading down to Sydney tomorrow will have to start quite a bit earlier. Godspeed, @TrainLinkWest, that l… https://t.co/og7wpdGJpG
oberonsghost Thought for the day. Onanistocracy.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Cuttlefish-inspired smart camouflage could make for sneakier soldierszd.net/39qvtnartCe
“Tonight on ‘Bad Sex Toys’ we explore…†https://t.co/q51jjZHN80
NickEvershed iphones are the new internet explorer sorry if this offends
RT @NathalieMolina: Not the Onion:
Republicans think tampons need to be taxed to limit women from buying too many https://t.co/1Y0WVIY9Qg
RT @SuperCroup: The “hack” is to apply for a credit card with a 0% interest on balance transfers until 2022 offer. https://t.co/IWqg4m2SG6
Is there nothing they won’t do for Mardi Gras? https://t.co/plixMO5jOi
@Senator_CFW There’s no polite way to put this, Senator. This is deranged misinformation, loopy conspiracy theory s… https://t.co/bTP95DexJ0
RT @gths: At this point if a giant space squid emerged over Manhattan people would probably just go yeah whatever
@PSyvret Cute, but not quite suitable for the story.
And… we’re on to the next stage, @SnarkyPlatypus @DrRhysPockett @johnb78. https://t.co/pu16Gnx3Ho
@spottytwit Yeah that’s a fair conclusion. Also worth reading is his “Gods of Metalâ€.
@aspientiae Oh great. :(
@awelder @WhoresofYore @StormyDaniels Hurrah!
Searching for tentacle photos. For work. This is my life now.
@dobes @staticsan This one will also cheer you up. https://t.co/snJrk9QXhR
@dobes @staticsan I couldn’t work out how to include this one though. https://t.co/lpZ1CHQyGS
@dobes @staticsan I do link to this video. https://t.co/iFxz0R3sbF
@johnallsopp Yes, maybe they suddenly thought better of it.
@dobes Needs work, that does.
@dobes Is there a way we can get “hentai†into the headline?
Wow, and that’s without the money laundering. https://t.co/r3lj63W8lu
@19bk69 Ta. This looks fascinating.
@HartWexford I take Gastro-Stop for that.

They’ve already deleted the tweet so here’s a screenshpic.twitter.com/Sux76mkrQgkrQg
@jonoabroad Cute, isn’t it.
@RhombusHatesYou That would perhaps be simpler, but harder to control.
@jdub It most certainly is. Thank you.
@munin @zdnetaustralia Cuttlefish may be involved.
Are we sure this isn’t a new “Get Krack!n†segment?
Put your problems into Kerri-Anne’s Fesshole! https://t.co/eNj7qcvkUq
@munin @zdnetaustralia Look you’ll soon find out.
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains tuneable thermoregulatory materials, nootropics, and an incidental tentacle.
Here, have a robot thingy that extends out to grip things “just as a chameleon’s tongue grips insectsâ€. https://t.co/OX4Fg9Ow3L Pthwoop!
RT @ryxnf: gays will just have to develop their photos somewhere else https://t.co/Ad9vWOUYvu
Writing now. Shoosh. Well, reading first, and then writing.
Anyway that’s enough about Future Soldier 2030 for now.
@kels_316 You’ve done some brave things in your time. :)

I know a few people who could use this “cultural aidâ€. Ma@SnarkyPlatypusypus could deploy the Grindr versipic.twitter.com/2BnRq9vAySvAyS
@DecayRSO So, like the Cronulla Sharks?
Anyway, Future Soldier 2030 was effectively cancelled in late 2015. Or so they say.
@kels_316 That would have come under the “cognitive-enhancing drugs†section, I imagine. I hope someone said “No†very quickly.

It’s an impressive list. This is just a small part of itpic.twitter.com/FZiqgOFgvNvN
“The program investigates various futuristic technologies, including mind boosting drugs, powered exoskeletons and… https://t.co/pBOCsyuUUP
For reasons which will become clear later today, I’m refreshing my knowledge of the US Army’s 2009 “Future Soldier… https://t.co/7mTPEQPaZE
@purserj @BundyB Pretty much. Though you’ve got to admire how quickly a spider can completely re-create its web.
This spider has started to get on my nerves. https://t.co/YBZJSHPjyk

BrendanTN_ PLAN activity in the northern Pacific as well as Bay of Bengal catching the eye here. pic.twitter.com/937lbaB5b0

JoshBBornstein Larry, Mo & Curly deep in thought pic.twitter.com/GA7rAe1vog
God bless America. https://t.co/M5BjECWckP
@SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren @purserj @trentyarwood @pivotnine Dry Ice machine to get that floor coverage. But your feet get cold.
@SquigglyRick A good and noble name.
@SquigglyRick If they’re staying at your house you should at least find out their name.
@jpwarren @purserj @trentyarwood @pivotnine Can you conceive a better logo ever? https://t.co/1PrPmQRNSs
@jpwarren @purserj @trentyarwood @pivotnine More like a “Top of the Pops†set? https://t.co/Dr3vwvfQAT
@evelyndouek @elisethoma5 @qjurecic As I would have thought! :)
@munin FORTRANUS PROGRAMMATICA.
@munin That’s the thing, yes.
QUOLL! https://t.co/tsten8tmFa
If someone knows of a crash course in quantum computing, please let me know. I did computing science back when it w… https://t.co/uaXs2xFlIw
“UNSW use flat electron shells from artificial atoms as qubitsâ€, by @dobes https://t.co/DhqpmgEUYZ

DemiLardner the whole family pic.twitter.com/ilq63Y6mH6
@elisethoma5 @qjurecic @evelyndouek Heh. I’m sure you were fine, but if I decide to bail out because it’s all terrible I won’t tell you. :)
@Anju_Mangal @aggerchez Cool. I’ll be in Melbourne from the night of Mon 17 to Tue 25, so I’m sure we can work out… https://t.co/0eJXBng8FB
Listening to the latest @WarOnTheRocks Bombshell podcast, “Let Us Be Elegant or Diepca.st/riuljp5i1GjL
This podcast is on my listening list up very soon and I suspect it will be very good. https://t.co/mMUZsBNcrL
@aggerchez @Anju_Mangal It could be. :) I’d like to know more about what’s happening in the SW Pacific this time, s… https://t.co/skYWwQgWp7
@JustJimWillDo @jpwarren @trentyarwood @DrRhysPockett They come in many other colours and designs. With flashing LEDs!
@bigjsl @moylecroft Sigh. Some people..
@alias_burgerboy Yeah, sorry, I withdraw all comments.
DSF Hex Respirator - Light up LED Cyber Goth gas Mask Color Black Blue Purple Red Green Glows Hexagon Beehive Honey… https://t.co/mKhfpu1b1O
RT @cameronwilson: NEW: Six months ago, the government gave @eSafetyOffice’s
@tweetinjules the power to block sites hosting the Christchur…
@trentyarwood @jpwarren @pivotnine Gothic Hexagon! https://t.co/LTIwMTT9t7
Cory Bernardi, but also Nick Xenophon. https://t.co/TAC7GQDqnZ
Wed plan, draft: Slow-ish start; create some tentacles for @zdnetaustralia; planning for next week at APRICOT / APN… https://t.co/nyrnNTDVGD
LondonSounds Saying you have an ‘interest in place’ sounds indiscriminate as well as a bit poncey. Some places really are just shitholes.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Labor roasted over inconsistent stand on Australia’s encryption lawsâ€â€¦ https://t.co/ojftSvV79R
@ApostrophePong @EndRoadwork @SnarkyPlatypus Nothing listed here is less than a few years ago.… https://t.co/weI1F1EZYW
Oh FFS. https://t.co/d2iVDEKQZG

I was wondering why everything felt damp. It’s damppic.twitter.com/bSkRLEb2YaYa

It’s soggy in the Blue Mountains again todaypic.twitter.com/fJIzfksdxixi

PulpLibrarian Kids have cyber rights too! Wired, July 1996. pic.twitter.com/Bk1Eih7fgb
Wednesday. Stop sign. Spinach. Excuse me. Thank you. Wednesday.