Gorn.
@NickyWill100 @CosmicRami The thing about Gwyneth Paltrow Toast is you can never be sure where it’s been.
patstokes Oh god he’s going to win isn’t he twitter.com/mikebloomberg/…
Are there any particularly healthy people you think I should eat? twitter.com/CosmicRami/sta…
johnmcternan To be fair, it’s the one I wanted for you. twitter.com/colinbrowning1…
@KrazyKarl910 Repeating that exercise would be dangerous. For everyone.
stilgherrian Sure, there’s a Corona Virus, but wait until everyone cops a look at Australia’s own Torana Virus! youtube.com/watch?v=Or0_vv…
stilgherrian I am in awe. twitter.com/katticus28/sta…
stilgherrian Arnott’s worst ever biscuit idea. twitter.com/kels_316/statu…
stilgherrian Worst handkerchief code ever. twitter.com/Telstra/status…
@EurekaJames @awelder Exactly.
@SnarkyPlatypus You can get suitable Bluetooth handsets. pic.twitter.com/w1ecZvCH6w
richardosman Wishing all anagram lovers a very happy Snail Event day
❤️🐌❤️
Here’s another book for you, @SnarkyPlatypus. pic.twitter.com/di2YNSWG43
incrediblemelk My mother found this gem from 1972 among her recipes. Does YOUR cooking have Man Appeal? @70s_party pic.twitter.com/CjLbnA2vLz
70s_party The future is NOW pic.twitter.com/vox55ZJVkj
@SnarkyPlatypus Americans in particular seemed to be VERY fond of gelatin. But then there’s pure joy like this. twitter.com/wonderfulcraft…
@SnarkyPlatypus Yep. Get onto this one before summer ends. twitter.com/AmeliaFrappoll…
@SnarkyPlatypus I should host a 1970s dinner party some time.
70s_party Roses are red
Violets are blue
Show them your love
With a frankfurter stew pic.twitter.com/DDUsdivwei
marinamaral2 Happy Valentine’s Day! pic.twitter.com/qGse1BUZcB
@burgotastic @timpoliti Good view from up there.
@timpoliti Oh shit yeah!
jamesrbuk 1. No it doesn’t (in any meaningful way)
2. Worth. It.
3. Happy Valentine’s Day! twitter.com/thesun/status/…
@SnarkyPlatypus Not as bizarre as many things, imo.
jpwarren BBC Micro equivalent POKE and PEEK works, then.
Who’s built a fuzzer? twitter.com/bbcmicrobot/st…
juliana_ophelia People who think men are going to pretend to be women to infiltrate women’s spaces have never asked a guy to hold t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AE
Histreepix For years, an obscure Vatican ruling meant that accusations of impropriety amongst the clergy could only be submitt..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mD
This’d be bad for your psychology I reckon. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
Well this is new, @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
@coldsnacks Victory is his!
@timpoliti Umm it’s not passive voice. “We have been stood” is a regional, variant of “We have been standing”, not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i9
@coldsnacks Hah. Well spotted.
@timpoliti That’s perfectly good regional English. Don’t be a snob. The man has enough problems as it is.
ChrisKempshall And here I am doing that exact same thing for free at home… pic.twitter.com/dVcv3MHX3m
@SnarkyPlatypus OK Boomer.
The ideal outcome would now be him getting done by Dutch police for using a camera in the immigration queue.
“End freedom of movement!” OK, done. twitter.com/ColinBrowning1…
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. twitter.com/ColinBrowning1…
@dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark @juhasaarinen Beautiful.
@dobes @swearyanthony Cormann beaten out by a cashed-up chicken.
Lots of this sort of property scam was uncovered during the State Bak Royal Commission in SA in the 1990s. No one w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VJ
Yeah sure why not, @jeamland @NewtonMark @dobes @juhasaarinen. twitter.com/bbcmicrobot/st…
@dobes Hi, Eva.
PulpLibrarian #ValentinesDay was of course made for marketing… pic.twitter.com/91pd4TZe5Y
dril_gpt2 my new book is called “The 10,000 Hour Rule”, and it has over 2000 pages filled with photos of real-life, actual, unedited time-wasting shit
Oh hello. twitter.com/UKMisBrussels/…
StephanieCarvin Honestly, I am game to give the robots a chance right now. twitter.com/politicoeurope…
Attn: @jpwarren. twitter.com/coreykindberg/…
coreykindberg this is canon pic.twitter.com/bVq6cTC2kO
@SnarkyPlatypus Not a series, though it seems there’s a lot of styles of paper dolls that I wasn’t aware of. pic.twitter.com/jOAjqHtyzZ
@SnarkyPlatypus Hahaha there’s on official Wimbledon edition. pic.twitter.com/sgCXiDeVVK
@SnarkyPlatypus @Wyld @SwiftOnSecurity Mix and match! pic.twitter.com/ZcOgyytdPb
@SuperCroup @jonoabroad Of course.
Indeed. “My inquiries and final report were … limited to the application of the Standards to the actions of the t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3w
@SuperCroup @jonoabroad But that doesn’t get rid of the email.
@geekfacekillah @joshgnosis @dobes @purserj The bird is Vietnamese? Wow.
Thanking past me for this wisdom. pic.twitter.com/k1QTQjHND3
@Wyld @SnarkyPlatypus Well @SwiftOnSecurity deleted an image of the table of contents, but here’s the cover and fir..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1R
FXMC1957 14 February 1779. Captain Cook was stabbed to death on the beach at Kealakekua (Hawaii) by local Polynesians. Provi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jr
If you would like Phil Gaetjens’ submission to the Select Committee on Administration of Sports Grants, it’s here…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3F
GordyPls Brony: ✔️
Arguing about a game award: ✔️
Asserting dev is a communist: ✔️
This tweet is easily Q1 2020’s stankest pic.twitter.com/yd5UzWfZ13
@djrobstep Kinda the same thing, I think, or at least closely related. “I know this tool, which is hard to use, so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aq
Apparently this makes me special in some way, but really all you have to do is delete it all. pic.twitter.com/OVN5Q1FibQ
@ssharwood @jpwarren They are magnificent. pic.twitter.com/D5Iq4xTcAe
I’m quite liking the idea that Trump keeps interrupting meetings to demand answers to questions about badgers…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AP
@oberonsghost Is this slang for a chastity belt?
@jpwarren I AM THAT PEASANT.
Oh yeah, THAT mission. twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/…
@jpwarren I like* how there’s always a lot of rejecting of claims but very little refuting of claims.
Well here’s some more daftness, @SnarkyPlatypus… twitter.com/Rover829/statu…
@strikhedonia01 Heh. It’s great yes. And not only have I seen it, I know that bird personally. theguardian.com/environment/20…
TheBowesMuseum #DidYouKnow that this beautiful tiny mechanical mouse is made of gold, pearls & garnet? It is the exact size of a r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rA
Adrian_Dodd Demand answers about badgers
theguardian.com/us-news/2020/f…
@OurNewHomecoach I had to look up who that was, but yes. What an arsehat.
@DrRhysPockett Heh. Genes are not business data.
@davispg Snap. So to speak.
At this point I’d usually cite the aphorism “The best camera is the one you have with you”, but if you look that up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mn
Same with wannabe photographers. “Oh, what camera did you take that with?” FFS, it’s about observing, composing, li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eO
Exactly. Too many people* in tech worry far too much about the tools they have rather than the results they deliver..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E5
H O N K ! twitter.com/Official_AIAS/…
Wallabies, eh? (The boy is described as 4yo in the tweet and 5yo in the video super, but that’s probably not the mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q9
Also excellent, the @lawfarepodcast “Renee DiResta on Disinformation and Misinformation From Vaccines to the GRU”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xk
GrogsGamut “For Lent, I’m giving up on the ALP to get the ALP to work”
Cripes. twitter.com/ewtn/status/12…
SBSNews Nearly a third of Australia’s international students stuck in China because of the Federal Government’s coronavirus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bm
@jonoabroad If that.
“Unconsolidated: The Five Russian Elites Shaping Putin’s Transition” carnegie.ru/commentary/810…
TheOnion 5 Things To Know About Gwyneth Paltrow And Goop pic.twitter.com/N0OtSDvQqS
$500 of beer isn’t exactly a lot of forever, though. twitter.com/Jo_Tovey/statu…
naamanzhou This headline really should say “tested negative” twitter.com/theage/status/…
“The coronavirus is the first true social-media ‘infodemic’” technologyreview.com/s/615184/the-c…
Paper: “Projecting Antarctica’s contribution to future sea level rise from basal ice shelf melt using linear respon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fh
“‘Antarctica factor’ could add up to half a metre to sea level rise this century,” so that’s good. scimex.org/newsfeed/antar…
AICriminology Our Serious and Organised Crime Research Lab has analysed @ACICgovau data on outlaw motorcycle #gangs. 1 in 4 membe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T9
@kiwibrew You must be new here.
@dobes First-class, even.
And the Datsun Bluebird Flu. “Like the limousines of the past”! youtube.com/watch?v=SuKQYe…
As @staticsan has just reminded me, there was also thew Toyota Corona Virus. youtube.com/watch?v=SVG51o…
@staticsan Oh dear, that’s right.
And quarantine is easy with Torana’s “first-class accommodation”! youtube.com/watch?v=4yx0I8…
Sure, there’s a Corona Virus, but wait until everyone cops a look at Australia’s own Torana Virus! youtube.com/watch?v=Or0_vv…
@upulie @realscientists Down a black hole?
@AndreeeeeeEEK Not as of a fortnight ago. twitter.com/joonastuhkuri/…
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👉👉新冠肺炎專區：..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uv
@BlknWhtKat Did a volcano make you say this? Do volcanoes caused people to approve of political corruption?
I am in awe. twitter.com/katticus28/sta…
@ashabeeeee @dobes @purserj Such a caring work environment. Apart from the whole plastic fork thing.
BackgroundBrief This is Rod. He didn’t know he was a director of 26 companies. He’s been used as part of a brazen tax scam that’s r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DO
@HawleyMO Wouldn’t be so much of a problem if the US had an actual public health system though. It’s only the flu.
@NuclearAnthro Is a laser ring the next step up from sunning your perineum?
DONTCHIPMEBRO Senator opposes ban on Indiana companies forcibly microchipping their employees
“he didn’t think Indiana should b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WJ
@dobes @ashabeeeee Nah that’d be a bit ruff.
“Bridget McKenzie gave ‘spare’ $150,000 to shooting study rather than major games for intellectually impaired” theguardian.com/australia-news…
AndyRickie Sometimes I think there are wormholes in time. THE VERY EXCELLENT MR DUNDEE (Starring Paul Hogan, John Cleese, Chev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zq
“Services Australia spent AU$130m on contractors chasing robo-debts” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/servic… #robodebt
@snipeyhead I’m hanging out for a Pulitzer.
“The Australian Securities Exchange is investing in more than just blockchain” by @ashabeeeee. who deserves a bonus. zdnet.com/article/the-au…
@DrRhysPockett CUSTOM MASKS AND BIG HEADS. lifesizecutouts.com.au/lifesize-cutou…
coreyspowell TIL: There’s one known pink manta ray in the world. Its name is Inspector Clouseau. It hangs out near Lady Elliot i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ja
@NewtonMark I will be planning some later this year, yes. Sounds like a good place to go too.
@DrRhysPockett There’s lots of places like this. lifesizecutouts.com.au I just did a search on “cardboard cutout sydney”.
Hahaha. These scammers have “nominated” for the “Technology Innovator Awards” a bog-standard website whose content..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aj
myo I hacked my arm #prosthesis so that I can plug it into my synthesizer and control the music with my thoughts. Check..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dL
@SnarkyPlatypus Norwegians, eh?
TheOnion From The Archives: Blood-Soaked Mayor Bloomberg Announces Homelessness No Longer A Problem In New York City..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ff
@SnarkyPlatypus “Sadly”.
@SnarkyPlatypus Plague ship! news.com.au/travel/travel-…
zackwhittaker Find me a single 8-year-old convicted cyber criminal. Please. I have questions. pic.twitter.com/WY3AQ53VJx
DrRhysPockett A new respiratory virus jumping from an animal species in a populous middle income country is the risk scenario *e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L4
DrRhysPockett Just heard someone describe Corona virus 2019 as a black swan event.
Which is an amazing example of “Seeing a bla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W5
@zdnetaustralia Fri plan, slightly rearranged (as opposed to deranged): Administrivia; some planning for next week;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iy
@LeisureCoaster @doctormcdougall @DavidCampbell73 Carefully.
@lphinojosa @_JohannaWeaver @ASPI_ICPC @DaniellesCave @888riley @Mich11775 @rachael_falk @lesleyseebeck @Kobotic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2o
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus I get the feeling that @SnarkyPlatypus doesn’t appreciate our insights. :(
@elisethoma5 @lawfarepodcast I did a dive into those conspiracy theories for a recent podcast of mine. They’ll hila..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eh
@max_au Sounds good to me.
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s true, we all love a succulent Chinese meal.
@dobes Fame at last!
nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH BOYCOTTING CHINESE RESTAURANTS BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD AND I’VE HEA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a2
Arnott’s worst ever biscuit idea. twitter.com/kels_316/statu…
This is indeed a beautiful ship. And shame the backing music isn’t more period. twitter.com/RT_com/status/…
The yellow-tailed black jerkbirds are being very rowdy today. I think there’s a bit of rooting going on, what with the better weather.
Finally listened to the @lawfarepodcast with @elisethoma5 on Disinformation and the Australia Fires. Fascinating. pca.st/tinfxrno
decolonialatlas The indigenous peoples on the edge of your empires don’t care about your fake borders. Indigenous Siberians and Ala..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jv
markhumphries Barabbas Loins pledges his full, temporary support for Michael McCormack. pic.twitter.com/YYDCwsZIEU
Hurrah! Thank you, @NSWRFS and all other players too numerous to fit into this tweet. twitter.com/NITV/status/12…
Chaser: See picture. pic.twitter.com/177OzQfeKW
Shot: “In Coronavirus, $45-Billion Cruise Industry Faces a Big Challenge: Cruise companies have been reluctant to r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e4
Breakfast is under way. pic.twitter.com/M9ZujC8wPr
snurbbotinfo Joe Hockey. He did SO MUCH.
mikerass No more listening in on “perfect” calls, ‘cause who needs that? Trump floats halt to officials listening in on call..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ro
gths A ute with a stock crate would make a suitable tumbrel, is all I’m saying
asta_fish 3. where do serious adults buy their serious mattresses if not from IKEA?
4. How does one buy a proper mattress?
5…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hL
asta_fish Few questions:
1. If I buy a fancy bedframe from a fancy place, the stuff that keeps the mattress not on the floor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wk
ahmedyussuf10 There’s something sinster when companies that try to incorporate historic dates and things like #BlackHistoryMonth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JY
glengyron My Valentine twitter.com/ign/status/122…
PerrettReport Astronaut being reuinited with her dog after a year in space. Makes you smile twitter.com/Astro_Christin…
Fri plan, fleshed out: Fried rice; write for @zdnetaustralia; administrivia; some planning for next week; TGIF, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hm
@purserj @RealNickHodge Exactly.
Listening to the lovely Friday @7ampodcast with @PaulBongiorno, “Llew ‘Who’ O’Brien and the National Party turducke..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ob
NewtonMark If it turns out that Morrison has to step down in a corruption scandal because Abetz introduced the evidence into t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NP
NewtonMark “Country people have been hit hard by anthropogenic climate change, we should focus on the things that really matte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aw
@upulie Incredible radiation AND fries? Now THERE’S a meal deal fit for a God!
nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH WHERE ARE MY ROSES CUNTS
One of the best things about @CARROT_app is its boundless positivity. Also, it’s another soggy day in the Blue Moun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aU
kels_316 just here for the dog names twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…
@ashabeeeee @dobes I can see that my decision not to listen was the correct one.
@zyzzyvamedia @rohan_p My mistake. As you were.
stilgherrian @SenatorMcGrath Senator, you do know that the ABC is much, much more than the fact-based news you sook about just b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tx
stilgherrian The problem with everyone going on about how the ABC was wonderful during the bushfires, which it was, is that you’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TE
As many people have noted, this group of people isn’t exactly representative of the actual America. The darkest-ski..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UB
@jonoabroad Of course.
Worst handkerchief code ever. twitter.com/Telstra/status…
@jonoabroad Are… are you worried?
@jonoabroad Before the age of 12.
@purserj I READ BIGGLES AND IT NEVER DID ME ANY HARM.
@oberonsghost God bless Dorothy Parker.
Good morning, Currawongs. pic.twitter.com/jySHOySQOm
No wonder half a century of children who learned to read at an early age sound like such insufferable wankers. twitter.com/A_AMilne/statu…
Fri plan, a prelude: I’ll be writing for @zdnetaustralia, but a night of Extremely Disorienting Dreams means I’m st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…El
@JohnBirmingham So much chicken!
@rohan_p I have questions about you, Rohan. pic.twitter.com/qgWgpaEQdz
Things just keep happening, @dobes. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…
Friday. Do not reveal the secrets. Friday.