Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 14th, 2020

@NickyWill100 @CosmicRami The thing about Gwyneth Paltrow Toast is you can never be sure where it’s been.

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patstokes Oh god he’s going to win isn’t he twitter.com/mikebloomberg/…

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Are there any particularly healthy people you think I should eat? twitter.com/CosmicRami/sta…

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johnmcternan To be fair, it’s the one I wanted for you. twitter.com/colinbrowning1…

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@KrazyKarl910 Repeating that exercise would be dangerous. For everyone.

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stilgherrian Sure, there’s a Corona Virus, but wait until everyone cops a look at Australia’s own Torana Virus! youtube.com/watch?v=Or0_vv…

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stilgherrian I am in awe. twitter.com/katticus28/sta…

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stilgherrian Arnott’s worst ever biscuit idea. twitter.com/kels_316/statu…

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stilgherrian Worst handkerchief code ever. twitter.com/Telstra/status…

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richardosman Wishing all anagram lovers a very happy Snail Event day

❤️🐌❤️

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incrediblemelk My mother found this gem from 1972 among her recipes. Does YOUR cooking have Man Appeal? @70s_party pic.twitter.com/CjLbnA2vLz

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70s_party The future is NOW pic.twitter.com/vox55ZJVkj

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@SnarkyPlatypus Americans in particular seemed to be VERY fond of gelatin. But then there’s pure joy like this. twitter.com/wonderfulcraft…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I should host a 1970s dinner party some time.

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70s_party Roses are red
Violets are blue
Show them your love
With a frankfurter stew pic.twitter.com/DDUsdivwei

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marinamaral2 Happy Valentine’s Day! pic.twitter.com/qGse1BUZcB

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jamesrbuk 1. No it doesn’t (in any meaningful way)
2. Worth. It.
3. Happy Valentine’s Day! twitter.com/thesun/status/…

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jpwarren BBC Micro equivalent POKE and PEEK works, then.
Who’s built a fuzzer? twitter.com/bbcmicrobot/st…

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juliana_ophelia People who think men are going to pretend to be women to infiltrate women’s spaces have never asked a guy to hold t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AE

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Histreepix For years, an obscure Vatican ruling meant that accusations of impropriety amongst the clergy could only be submitt..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…mD

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This’d be bad for your psychology I reckon. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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@timpoliti Umm it’s not passive voice. “We have been stood” is a regional, variant of “We have been standing”, not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i9

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@timpoliti That’s perfectly good regional English. Don’t be a snob. The man has enough problems as it is.

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ChrisKempshall And here I am doing that exact same thing for free at home… pic.twitter.com/dVcv3MHX3m

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The ideal outcome would now be him getting done by Dutch police for using a camera in the immigration queue.

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HAHAHAHAHA WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. twitter.com/ColinBrowning1…

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@dobes @swearyanthony Cormann beaten out by a cashed-up chicken.

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Lots of this sort of property scam was uncovered during the State Bak Royal Commission in SA in the 1990s. No one w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VJ

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PulpLibrarian was of course made for marketing… pic.twitter.com/91pd4TZe5Y

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dril_gpt2 my new book is called “The 10,000 Hour Rule”, and it has over 2000 pages filled with photos of real-life, actual, unedited time-wasting shit

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StephanieCarvin Honestly, I am game to give the robots a chance right now. twitter.com/politicoeurope…

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coreykindberg this is canon pic.twitter.com/bVq6cTC2kO

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@SnarkyPlatypus Not a series, though it seems there’s a lot of styles of paper dolls that I wasn’t aware of. pic.twitter.com/jOAjqHtyzZ

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Indeed. “My inquiries and final report were … limited to the application of the Standards to the actions of the t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3w

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@SuperCroup @jonoabroad But that doesn’t get rid of the email.

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Thanking past me for this wisdom. pic.twitter.com/k1QTQjHND3

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@Wyld @SnarkyPlatypus Well @SwiftOnSecurity deleted an image of the table of contents, but here’s the cover and fir..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1R

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FXMC1957 14 February 1779. Captain Cook was stabbed to death on the beach at Kealakekua (Hawaii) by local Polynesians. Provi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jr

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If you would like Phil Gaetjens’ submission to the Select Committee on Administration of Sports Grants, it’s here…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3F

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GordyPls Brony: ✔️
Arguing about a game award: ✔️
Asserting dev is a communist: ✔️

This tweet is easily Q1 2020’s stankest pic.twitter.com/yd5UzWfZ13

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@djrobstep Kinda the same thing, I think, or at least closely related. “I know this tool, which is hard to use, so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aq

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Apparently this makes me special in some way, but really all you have to do is delete it all. pic.twitter.com/OVN5Q1FibQ

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I’m quite liking the idea that Trump keeps interrupting meetings to demand answers to questions about badgers…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AP

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@jpwarren I like* how there’s always a lot of rejecting of claims but very little refuting of claims.

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@strikhedonia01 Heh. It’s great yes. And not only have I seen it, I know that bird personally. theguardian.com/environment/20…

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TheBowesMuseum that this beautiful tiny mechanical mouse is made of gold, pearls & garnet? It is the exact size of a r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rA

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Adrian_Dodd Demand answers about badgers
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@OurNewHomecoach I had to look up who that was, but yes. What an arsehat.

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At this point I’d usually cite the aphorism “The best camera is the one you have with you”, but if you look that up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mn

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Same with wannabe photographers. “Oh, what camera did you take that with?” FFS, it’s about observing, composing, li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eO

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Exactly. Too many people* in tech worry far too much about the tools they have rather than the results they deliver..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E5

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Wallabies, eh? (The boy is described as 4yo in the tweet and 5yo in the video super, but that’s probably not the mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q9

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Also excellent, the @lawfarepodcast “Renee DiResta on Disinformation and Misinformation From Vaccines to the GRU”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xk

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GrogsGamut “For Lent, I’m giving up on the ALP to get the ALP to work”

Cripes. twitter.com/ewtn/status/12…

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SBSNews Nearly a third of Australia’s international students stuck in China because of the Federal Government’s coronavirus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bm

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“Unconsolidated: The Five Russian Elites Shaping Putin’s Transition” carnegie.ru/commentary/810…

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TheOnion 5 Things To Know About Gwyneth Paltrow And Goop pic.twitter.com/N0OtSDvQqS

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$500 of beer isn’t exactly a lot of forever, though. twitter.com/Jo_Tovey/statu…

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naamanzhou This headline really should say “tested negative” twitter.com/theage/status/…

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“The coronavirus is the first true social-media ‘infodemic’” technologyreview.com/s/615184/the-c…

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Paper: “Projecting Antarctica’s contribution to future sea level rise from basal ice shelf melt using linear respon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fh

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“‘Antarctica factor’ could add up to half a metre to sea level rise this century,” so that’s good. scimex.org/newsfeed/antar…

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AICriminology Our Serious and Organised Crime Research Lab has analysed @ACICgovau data on outlaw motorcycle . 1 in 4 membe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T9

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And the Datsun Bluebird Flu. “Like the limousines of the past”! youtube.com/watch?v=SuKQYe…

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As @staticsan has just reminded me, there was also thew Toyota Corona Virus. youtube.com/watch?v=SVG51o…

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And quarantine is easy with Torana’s “first-class accommodation”! youtube.com/watch?v=4yx0I8…

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Sure, there’s a Corona Virus, but wait until everyone cops a look at Australia’s own Torana Virus! youtube.com/watch?v=Or0_vv…

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防疫大作戰開跑!各種偏方全出爐了,簡單一句話提醒大家, ,大家保持健康均衡飲食的習慣就好囉!

👉👉新冠肺炎專區:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uv

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@BlknWhtKat Did a volcano make you say this? Do volcanoes caused people to approve of political corruption?

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@dobes @rohan_p This is… oh I have tears in my eyes!

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@ashabeeeee @dobes @purserj Such a caring work environment. Apart from the whole plastic fork thing.

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BackgroundBrief This is Rod. He didn’t know he was a director of 26 companies. He’s been used as part of a brazen tax scam that’s r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DO

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@HawleyMO Wouldn’t be so much of a problem if the US had an actual public health system though. It’s only the flu.

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@NuclearAnthro Is a laser ring the next step up from sunning your perineum?

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DONTCHIPMEBRO Senator opposes ban on Indiana companies forcibly microchipping their employees

“he didn’t think Indiana should b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WJ

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“Bridget McKenzie gave ‘spare’ $150,000 to shooting study rather than major games for intellectually impaired” theguardian.com/australia-news…

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AndyRickie Sometimes I think there are wormholes in time. THE VERY EXCELLENT MR DUNDEE (Starring Paul Hogan, John Cleese, Chev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zq

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“Services Australia spent AU$130m on contractors chasing robo-debts” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/servic…

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@snipeyhead I’m hanging out for a Pulitzer.

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“The Australian Securities Exchange is investing in more than just blockchain” by @ashabeeeee. who deserves a bonus. zdnet.com/article/the-au…

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coreyspowell TIL: There’s one known pink manta ray in the world. Its name is Inspector Clouseau. It hangs out near Lady Elliot i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ja

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@NewtonMark I will be planning some later this year, yes. Sounds like a good place to go too.

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@DrRhysPockett There’s lots of places like this. lifesizecutouts.com.au I just did a search on “cardboard cutout sydney”.

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Hahaha. These scammers have “nominated” for the “Technology Innovator Awards” a bog-standard website whose content..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aj

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myo I hacked my arm so that I can plug it into my synthesizer and control the music with my thoughts. Check..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dL

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TheOnion From The Archives: Blood-Soaked Mayor Bloomberg Announces Homelessness No Longer A Problem In New York City..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ff

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zackwhittaker Find me a single 8-year-old convicted cyber criminal. Please. I have questions. pic.twitter.com/WY3AQ53VJx

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DrRhysPockett A new respiratory virus jumping from an animal species in a populous middle income country is the risk scenario *e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L4

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DrRhysPockett Just heard someone describe Corona virus 2019 as a black swan event.

Which is an amazing example of “Seeing a bla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W5

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@zdnetaustralia Fri plan, slightly rearranged (as opposed to deranged): Administrivia; some planning for next week;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iy

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus I get the feeling that @SnarkyPlatypus doesn’t appreciate our insights. :(

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@elisethoma5 @lawfarepodcast I did a dive into those conspiracy theories for a recent podcast of mine. They’ll hila..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eh

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s true, we all love a succulent Chinese meal.

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nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH BOYCOTTING CHINESE RESTAURANTS BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD AND I’VE HEA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a2

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Arnott’s worst ever biscuit idea. twitter.com/kels_316/statu…

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This is indeed a beautiful ship. And shame the backing music isn’t more period. twitter.com/RT_com/status/…

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The yellow-tailed black jerkbirds are being very rowdy today. I think there’s a bit of rooting going on, what with the better weather.

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Finally listened to the @lawfarepodcast with @elisethoma5 on Disinformation and the Australia Fires. Fascinating. pca.st/tinfxrno

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decolonialatlas The indigenous peoples on the edge of your empires don’t care about your fake borders. Indigenous Siberians and Ala..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jv

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markhumphries Barabbas Loins pledges his full, temporary support for Michael McCormack. pic.twitter.com/YYDCwsZIEU

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Hurrah! Thank you, @NSWRFS and all other players too numerous to fit into this tweet. twitter.com/NITV/status/12…

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Shot: “In Coronavirus, $45-Billion Cruise Industry Faces a Big Challenge: Cruise companies have been reluctant to r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e4

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snurbbotinfo Joe Hockey. He did SO MUCH.

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mikerass No more listening in on “perfect” calls, ‘cause who needs that? Trump floats halt to officials listening in on call..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ro

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gths A ute with a stock crate would make a suitable tumbrel, is all I’m saying

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asta_fish 3. where do serious adults buy their serious mattresses if not from IKEA?
4. How does one buy a proper mattress?
5…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hL

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asta_fish Few questions:
1. If I buy a fancy bedframe from a fancy place, the stuff that keeps the mattress not on the floor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wk

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ahmedyussuf10 There’s something sinster when companies that try to incorporate historic dates and things like ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JY

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glengyron My Valentine twitter.com/ign/status/122…

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PerrettReport Astronaut being reuinited with her dog after a year in space. Makes you smile twitter.com/Astro_Christin…

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Fri plan, fleshed out: Fried rice; write for @zdnetaustralia; administrivia; some planning for next week; TGIF, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hm

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Listening to the lovely Friday @7ampodcast with @PaulBongiorno, “Llew ‘Who’ O’Brien and the National Party turducke..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ob

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NewtonMark If it turns out that Morrison has to step down in a corruption scandal because Abetz introduced the evidence into t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NP

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NewtonMark “Country people have been hit hard by anthropogenic climate change, we should focus on the things that really matte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aw

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@upulie Incredible radiation AND fries? Now THERE’S a meal deal fit for a God!

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nadinevoncohen FUCK YEAH WHERE ARE MY ROSES CUNTS

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One of the best things about @CARROT_app is its boundless positivity. Also, it’s another soggy day in the Blue Moun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aU

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kels_316 just here for the dog names twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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@ashabeeeee @dobes I can see that my decision not to listen was the correct one.

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stilgherrian @SenatorMcGrath Senator, you do know that the ABC is much, much more than the fact-based news you sook about just b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tx

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stilgherrian The problem with everyone going on about how the ABC was wonderful during the bushfires, which it was, is that you’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TE

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As many people have noted, this group of people isn’t exactly representative of the actual America. The darkest-ski..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UB

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@purserj I READ BIGGLES AND IT NEVER DID ME ANY HARM.

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purserj Cats twitter.com/benhewis/statu…

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No wonder half a century of children who learned to read at an early age sound like such insufferable wankers. twitter.com/A_AMilne/statu…

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Fri plan, a prelude: I’ll be writing for @zdnetaustralia, but a night of Extremely Disorienting Dreams means I’m st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…El

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Friday. Do not reveal the secrets. Friday.

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