Going away now. Long day tomorrow.
@SnarkyPlatypus Speaking of the spy stories..theage.com.au/national/dubio…Di
halleluyang Roses are red, violets are blue, pic.twitter.com/60O2nPGh0n
Everything is going very well indeed. twitter.com/PDChina/status…
TheNehad Space Cadets twitter.com/nypost/status/…
@FnordNelson @SnarkyPlatypus @anusha_srini @MGRANT65 Good to hear.
poregan Notice how there’s never been a GAY Disney prince who has fully penetrative anal sex on screen
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus That’s not the only place he’s had seven Andrews.
@RealNickHodge I’m not so sure.
@tacticalmaid More gap between two rain cells, but yeah. Only 11mm at PORTABLE RFSNSW55 just north of Springwood, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bc
_midofo_ Just look at KAK and Armitage, they are absolute Karens, regardless of whatever generation that they supposedly bel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pK
FrankMcRae Just a few authentic NZ First supporters expressing support for their party pic.twitter.com/fHPn27hNWS
So Mount Boyce was at the edge of that and copped 25mm of rain. Here at Wentworth Falls we would’ve had more.
@SnarkyPlatypus @anusha_srini @FnordNelson @MGRANT65 She has yet to realise what a cad @FnordNelson really is.
@paulkidd Clearly too much inclusion going on.
Meanwhile, and I think we need to ask @RealNickHodge for clarification, I always knew there was a sinister connecti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fV
Well that was very educational. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
The Model Village at Babbacombe is one of the premier Torquay attractions! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babbacomb…
@SnarkyPlatypus @GordyPls What the hell? (That said, my mother occasionally cooked chicken on Coca-Cola.)
The happy family. pic.twitter.com/JA9lUR6xe8
They also have lobster. pic.twitter.com/3rdIaWnzcb
@paulkidd Mate. The Seymour Centre.
@SnarkyPlatypus They’re made out of WW2 surplus naval mines. pic.twitter.com/HGvBdGqvG7
@paulkidd MY TWEET HAS BEEN APPROPRIATED BY THE ESTABLISHMENT!
I’m loving the glorious British seafood cuisine from 1968. pic.twitter.com/Y5DL1PGn5V
Vive Torbay: Travelling to the British Seaside (1968) | British Pathé youtube.com/watch?v=0w7auX…
Meanwhile in Japan… twitter.com/yume_comon/sta…
@SnarkyPlatypus 74, but close enough. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clover_Mo…
@mrgrumio Oh that first one I am 1000% with you on.
@SnarkyPlatypus I just goes to show how decades of home renovation programs can change society.
In a mood. Obviously.
Anyway, the good thing about that little bursts is that I can’t even see those tweets. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@ari_hall Mr Moore is not the target, though I grant you she’s ridden those old laurels so hard she’s got callouses on her thighs.
But, if we blockaded George Street, turned Sydney Town Hall into a sex dungeon, and bashed every visible heterosexu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1M
A queer revolution for human rights is now a cheery photo for a corporate annual report. Paint a fucking rainbow on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…59
@SnarkyPlatypus Like this, yes. pic.twitter.com/zTLkdjjmWE
We’re just catching the edge of it up here, which is to say it’s pissing down with rain but the storm hasn’t hit. Y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s7
@SnarkyPlatypus No. Maybe I’ll explain it tomorrow. If I remember.
Can confirm this is correct. pic.twitter.com/x5qKI4MEXx
@SnarkyPlatypus There’s a whole queer joke to be made about that title, actually.
Meanwhile..pic.twitter.com/ZEC2s6hayKyK
@damana @kcarruthers It is, yes. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Ah yes, I see. bom.gov.au/products/IDR71… pic.twitter.com/Kl2phzuJnz
@jeamland @SnarkyPlatypus You could just ban Australian from being sooks.
GrumpySkeletor I AM NOT THE BAD GUY pic.twitter.com/mepZI5aw5b
kaihendry Taxi driver is taking precautions #coronavirus pic.twitter.com/srZaWg6ZNF
@SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark Yes, here’s a picture of the device, and you can choose either ear. pic.twitter.com/qrO9x2BKC3
evacide Sometimes “dystopian hellscape” doesn’t quite cut it and I feel that I need to come up with something bleaker. This..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f0
New @JonathanPieNews: “Australia on FIRE!” youtube.com/watch?v=8FylXP…
@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus And yet here we are. twitter.com/CrimeADay/stat…
The whole thread is good, but this screenshot shows that my own livestreams need to level up. pic.twitter.com/IUecH75oDL
redditspaces You think they can hook you up with the rest of your room? twitter.com/dtheis10/statu…
sovietvisuals “Mexico” by Soviet Azerbaijani vocal quartet “Gaya”, 1977 pic.twitter.com/kIM7NZcLb0
@NewtonMark Some stories are a beat-up. Others are just a beat-off.
StormyDaniels You can register to vote in less time than it took Tiny to…well, you know. Its significantly less traumatic as to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GA
deliciouslybad I seriously can’t get over how bad… And how WHITE… This taken is.
Black people invented this word/feeling and,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7P
NewtonMark There is no “seat reclining debate.” Get over yourselves. twitter.com/Gizmodo/status…
Pinboard Al Gore is 71, John Kerry is 76, Hillary Clinton is 72, Howard Dean is 71. There’s still time for any one of them t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zN
drovics BREAKING NEWS: There are no cross-Canada trains running, because the tracks are blocked by Mohawks and others acro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y5
@errolwi Nice, but not the same. :)
pixelatedboat On the one hand, Mike Bloomberg is an openly racist sexual predator, but on the other hand he has good policies like “I’m rich”
annafifield All of China’s facial recognition technology is no match for a freezing coronavirus day pic.twitter.com/Tt5vcPKU0a
heyyguido To the men upset about this bill introduced in Alabama that would require you to get a vasectomy at age 50. It’s al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yF
NewtonMark Yet another weekend that I don’t think I’ll get out of the Sydney basin, but here’s some burned ground west of The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M6
@Anna_63 @stufromoz @paulwallbank This is kinda related too, on the Chinese question, though it’s from 2012. stilgherrian.com/politics/two-c…
hpstorian Writing a whole op-ed telling people not to say Karen is peak Karen. twitter.com/bairdjulia/sta…
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus Mansplaining as a bonus!
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus No another thread. I think. Doesn’t matter. You may enjoy it anyway.
VivianHo “You’re homophobes, that’s what you all are, you’re homophobes!” a Buttigieg supporter yelled at the protesters aft..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z3
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus Maybe you weren’t on the thread.
@FnordNelson @anusha_srini @MGRANT65 Oh well done!
@NickyWill100 True. And I’m all for learning new skills.
@SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 There are so many reasons to hate work colleagues.
@NickyWill100 While 11 has a lot to be said for it, 15 is also good and definitely not stalking.
@NickyWill100 Did this work for you?
@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ It does look exhausting, yes.
@SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 You can also ask them if their children are still ugly.
@misosusanowa @SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ Ah narcotics! Is there anything they can’t fix?
@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ I want a copy of the book now. Maybe I should trawl second-hand bookshops for more of this trash.
@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ This is the best advice of all. twitter.com/misosusanowa/s…
@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ JFC. 27. “Though you may think contraception is a mutual responsibility, yours and his, u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uL
@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ HAHAHAHA. 20. “Try eating at one of the ethnic food stands in the mall, preferably a taco..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B4
@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ 16. “The quickest way to a boy’s heart is through his ego.”
@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ 14. “By letting a guy make the big moves you’ll be doing wonders for his ego; when his eg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tn
@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ 9. “Don’t take any chances when getting ready in the morning. Always put effort into look..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eG
@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ 13. “Be wary of an overtly aggressive gesture that might threaten a boy’s sense of mascul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hf
@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ 3. “Boys get an ego boost from your awkwardness. It makes them feel more in control, more..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…of
realCarrickRyan Well this pretty much disqualifies Buttigieg from being US President doesn’t it?
#elitist twitter.com/jaketapper/sta…
“29 Terrible Dating Tips For Women From The ’80s” buzzfeed.com/krystieyandoli…
I think @SnarkyPlatypus and @_midofo_ ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ef
@fungus_54 Funny that.
@SnarkyPlatypus Did you set fire to them?
@dprk_ebooks Same.
@paulwallbank Not a thing, as it happens. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Well here’s something for @trentyarwood and @DrRhysPockett to consider, and then perhaps suggesting this idiot be t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t6
@dprk_ebooks Possibly, but unlikely given the pattern. I am sort of familiar with such things. Some of my best friends are currawong.
@nyonyua Not a thing, as it happens. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
A Pied Currawong (Strepera graculina) has found the seed I left out, and is cautiously making repeated runs at it…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xW
@evcricket I thought about going up for a look but laziness won out.
RealTimeWWII New York Times map shows Japanese advance across south Asia: surrounding Singapore, paratroopers landing onto islan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jv
A thread well said. twitter.com/smolrobots/sta…
@evcricket It looked less challenging in those early photos, but yeah it’s a mess.I’m glad I’ve got 10 days in Melbourne coming up.
svdate The president loves to brag that he’s not taking a salary.
Perhaps.
But with this latest trip to Palm Beach he ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mv
@SnarkyPlatypus One of the very few people ever to call me “Comrade” was Gough Whitlam.
Viss the folks that I know who have used dating apps in the past, im willing to bet they would hands down take this over..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bT
@SnarkyPlatypus I love the smell of Communism in the morning.
@feraldata @SatPaper @SnarkyPlatypus Also, spoilers!
@feraldata @SatPaper @SnarkyPlatypus That was one I had brainfade on, and I am ashamed.
SnarkyPlatypus Brits trying to rewrite WWII history eh. twitter.com/jmbagniewska/s…
@_ClaireConnelly @SatPaper @SnarkyPlatypus I hate you. :P
massimoragnedda The statistics mantra “Correlation does NOT mean Causation” explained with an example. pic.twitter.com/u5Y0hkFlGw
More lovely shade from @SatPaper. pic.twitter.com/F9CG0sF9vT
jonkudelka Today’s cartoon in the @SatPaper pic.twitter.com/CNCSsVVzI2
“Environment grants awarded by invitation only: A $100 million grants program, established by the government ahead..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zN
@SnarkyPlatypus @SatPaper It was tough this week. The film writer and director was quite a surprise for me.
DrMurphy11 A 70yr old♀️has a 2 day history of an uncomplicated Dry Cough.
She doesn’t want to bother her GP, & recently read..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gq
I only got 2/10 in the @SatPaper quiz this week. I’m embarrassed because I actually did know two more answers but h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hp
Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren @jeamland. twitter.com/bbcmicrobot/st…
@boynxdor @FionaPattenMLC Ms Patten and I have known each other for quite some years now. She was on a previous Pub..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eN
I might record a couple of other episodes while I’m in Melbourne, but I’ll organise that next week.
I’ve just confirmed that I’ll be recording a podcast interview with @FionaPattenMLC while in Melbourne, so expect a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YW
@ShaneBryan_IT @ericpink It’s the same as the one on the poster, so presumably, yes. Though rccu@ seems wrong if th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BH
@SnarkyPlatypus [Nods] I did give it a quick skim before retweeting. but obviously a bit too quick. Meh.
@SnarkyPlatypus I think it works because the guy does seem to be a Remainder, and we’ve heard similar weirdnesses.
@TempletonPeckJr I long ago learned that the pain of occasionally looking like a goose is, in the long term, better..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lo
CORRECTION: It turns out this was a rather believable troll. I saw and then lost a tweet by someone who’s phoned hi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…89
@TempletonPeckJr Well it would’ve been a laughable situation, right? And I’m happy to take it. I got caught by a fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rz
@TempletonPeckJr You know, you could have just told me that without being an arsesole. Is there some reason you choose to be like this?
This is am amazing story. “40 Acres in Mississippi” from WNYC’s “The United States of Anxiety”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cm
Another example of “the tech industry” thinking it knows everything about everything, and a “tech” masthead giving..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2Q
deadprogrammer What if Docker, but for furniture? twitter.com/KurtKohlstedt/…
GreenJ For lent I am giving up on my god this morning and I’m sorry about that. Yes please call the school tomorrow and le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dr
“‘I don’t need a husband 24/7’: Why this feminist academic said yes to a polygamous marriage”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KT
@TBDWhatsNext @joshchin This is probably @trentyarwood @DrRhysPockett areas and maybe @SnarkyPlatypus as well.
Listening to the lastest @TBDWhatsNext “Coronavirus Tests China’s Surveillance State” with @joshchin pca.st/tn93plm9
arielbogle Hey, so there’s coronavirus merch now…. eBay and Google are removing listings after I contacted them about questi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qx
Listening to the latest @lawfarepodcast with the articulate and intelligent @alexstamos on “The Hard Tradeoffs of t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4R
@misosusanowa @best_in_dumbest I see what you did there.
CosmicRami Awwwww, little moon chasing an asteroid … twitter.com/LiveScience/st…
Sat plan, draft: Slow start with reading and podcasts; a few small chores; data wrangling; quiet evening. Overall,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kO
PessimistsArc 1879 report explores how tin-can telephones are allowing young people to have forbidden romances…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8D
jonkudelka Today’s @themercurycomau cartoon pic.twitter.com/3cF4KG6toq
SiobhanFTB @secondshelfbks Hang this on your wall? 😅 pic.twitter.com/yiXZ6p8CUo
NewtonMark That just means everyone except the Minister is commenting, and he’ll be forced to hose down accounts of his own ra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…61
1. Good advice. 2. Lovely weather again. 3. HONK! Ping @dobes @jeamland @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus. pic.twitter.com/LTOszpKwx3
best_in_dumbest Be the “Hate”
in “Chateaux” pic.twitter.com/WXnSXUAA11
doingitwrong “Lead” has too many different meanings and should not be used in business ads. pic.twitter.com/ornjfbFee4
Saturday. Five birds of three kinds. Stumped. Saturday.