Anyway, gorn.
@NickyWill100 I am surprised, actually. We shall have to talk. The conspiracy theory stuff and the bull-headed igno… https://t.co/IiNuSVlnj0
Hahahaha gotcha! Trick question. Chris Uhlmann is already completely full of himself.
POLL: Chris Uhlmann should be inflated with which gas? (Please RT.)
@kels_316 @Herring1967 @mrtonymartin It’s obvious why people were irate, and fine, but in other ways is was a glori… https://t.co/AYFRWVDMez
@Herring1967 Being reminded of “Heil Honey I’m Home!†(1990), a British sitcom about Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun, wh… https://t.co/HFU6gsZZ60
“There’s more to Liverpool than The Beatles, of course. There’s also the slave trade.†— @herring1967 https://t.co/0H9Gdrc3LI
That sort-of nap sort-of helped.
@willie1foot Nah, no fever.
RT @Ell_o_Punk: I’ve been told more than once a woman can be judged as technical or not (at a conference) based on her shoes. How am I doin…
RT @RebeccaGelding: A friend is looking for musicians (10+ years training) who are under 30 years old for an EEG study. Get paid $50 for 3…
@glengyron @thomas_violence This is something @SnarkyPlatypus needs to know about!
RT @charliestigler: Weird bad thing:
iOS built-in adult content filter blocks all searches with the keyword “Asian,†assuming it’s porn-re…
MichaelH_PhD Ok then… pic.twitter.com/pB60Sz3BI2
dunkingdad when you open twitter
pic.twitter.com/ga77TcZqzk
RT @TomCBallard: Thank goodness St Kevin’s didn’t sign up to Safe Schools otherwise their students might have been sexualised by perverts
The Blue Lagoon. pic.twitter.com/zWEduAjTVS
@trib @dobes @ashabeeeee @dvcotton @BundyB IngSoc, I believe. https://t.co/3G1WaiLCGQ
RT @stephendziedzic: A nice coda to my @ASPI_org piece yesterday on the coronavirus in Singapore. Someone has leaked a recording of a senio…
@dobes @ashabeeeee @dvcotton @BundyB How can you be an English Language Nazi when “Nazi†is a German word?
Points for “Sphincter Gulch, Idahoâ€. https://t.co/kpOQ9KhVV3
I am definitely fighting a lurgi of some kind. Body aches. I need another nap. (No it is not the other thing. Sympt… https://t.co/hrC5mJEUlg
@staticsan Wait. Maybe it was the Oz. https://t.co/7YAzc5VMkB
@staticsan No secrets. He wrote a piece talking about it for the ABC. I can’t find it now though.
RT @GreenJ: sky news, bringing comfort to coal and pedophiles since 1996. https://t.co/7b4U9DSYXc
RT @stilgherrian: REMINDER: Chris Uhlmann actually believes that deranged conspiracy theory about “Cultural Marxismâ€, which is not a thing.…
People are confusing me.
@eldonnn What on earth are you talking about? Who is Lisa Kudrow?
@eldonnn Of course not.
RT @sam_lavigne: Just discovered an open source hair detector and have used it on hundreds of images of Mark Zuckerberg to build what I bel…
I see there’s a view forming that Michael Bloomberg is an arsehole.
Good. https://t.co/oC49DwEfbO
I have read the First Amendment and nowhere does it mention sandwiches, @dobes. https://t.co/hJdRHyx4F6
bestofnextdoor “WHO LEFT THIS SANDWICH ON MY TRUCK?!!!” pic.twitter.com/lvkSjX7p68
snurbbotinfo Scott Morrison is about to be a danger to the northwestern sky.
RT @botandy: seeing this photo and becoming an American citizen so that I can vote for Bernie https://t.co/VVvKounLp4
@AndrewRJamieson It’s the myriad devices that’ll be attached, not the connectivity itself. But personally I’d go for the extra nipple.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, Senator Hanson was complaining about the travel ban the other day. Killing tourism, y’see.
@itgrrl @JustJimWillDo @dobes @joshgnosis @rohan_p Wait, where are we pushing these phones?
@dobes Oh. Oh dear. That is pretty close to the bone.
@SnarkyPlatypus Lobsters are racist, you say?
Yet another illustration of why the anti-5G mob aren’t worth listening to. Any high school science student could ex… https://t.co/z6PZBE9HLW
RT @AlexWhitcomb: Today’s WIRED cartoon is absolutely brutal.
https://t.co/MKQgtAdpqE https://t.co/Y2yNUki3U5
@joshgnosis @dobes @rohan_p Exactly.
@dobes @joshgnosis @rohan_p No you shouldn’t.
OH, Geek 1: “So what do you do?â€
Geek 2: “I work on customer solutions.â€
Apparently that has meaning.
@joshgnosis @dobes @rohan_p When it come to these people there’s never a “final†whinge.
RT @PeteButtigieg: My marriage has never involved me sending hush money to a porn star. I’m ready to have a debate with Donald Trump on fam…
@dobes @joshgnosis A little while back the Blue Mountains anti-5G mob were looking for a physicist to explain all t… https://t.co/9e2rCbkRVp
RT @cameronwilson: NEW: After watching misinformation about #AustraliaFires and coronavirus spread on Facebook, I wanted to find out how ma…
Timeless, etc. https://t.co/s1faP4f8gC
It is a geek conference, therefore t-shirts are available in sizes up to 5XL. #APRICOT2020
@dobes @rohan_p @morebento @joshgnosis OK, so this is obviously top-shelf material.
@apnic Indeed.
@morebento @dobes @rohan_p @joshgnosis No no no. 5G is from Wuhan, where it weakened people’s immune systems. Then… https://t.co/SFJledUpCm
@dobes @rohan_p @joshgnosis Well when you put it like that…
@dobes @rohan_p @joshgnosis Look I was happy to have avoided listening to this hearing but then… I am conflicted.
Best suggestion I’ve had all day. https://t.co/RUWFzlunDC
@jodiem Around 500, but @apnic will have the exact figure. #APRICOT2020
RT @steve_vladeck: “Occupied†by 39.6 million Americans—12 percent of the country’s population. https://t.co/cy8Q1BZN5h
@DrRhysPockett @phenidone @irisherself Please stop.
Would Gwyneth Paltrow sell the candle I designed which smells like my own arse?
@Davelennonabc @SquigglyRick Is this a front-bottom thing? It always seems to be a front-bottom thing.
SquigglyRick probably not tho? pic.twitter.com/Xyzphfx1T5
RT @snurb_dot_info: ‘Henderson’ is trending in Australia, and Twitter think’s it’s because of teh football. How little they know us. 🤣🤣🤣 ht…
@gordonkerry @scottnich I say the names on a printed timetable only a few years ago, but only old train farts actually call them that.
@irisherself @phenidone I am the headache.
RT @techledes: “The road into Batlow is littered with the dead.” That’s the first sentence of @dctrjack incredible story on the effect the…
@gordonkerry @scottnich Interesting question. I have no answer.
@phenidone @irisherself I have a headache now.
@gordonkerry @scottnich There’s a brief mention in the ’pedia. https://t.co/Q80kIRwCR8
@gordonkerry @scottnich Since it’s not controversial I’ll paste it: It’s “The Heron”, named after John Heron. Used… https://t.co/pt8hl3Ut7O
@scottnich @gordonkerry Ah yes, that’s the one. I was trying to remember which fish-based surname it was. Ta!
“Still no level for concern� Who are you and what have you done with the real Geoff Huston? #APRICOT2020 https://t.co/gEQWK0Umej
Here’s what’s left and available for new users. #APRICOT2020 https://t.co/ADKKnt8FQC
Hah! Ten years ago, “OMFG we’re running out of IPv4 addresses!†Today, more are being hoarded that used.… https://t.co/yNboUyuPLH
@gordonkerry I sometimes call them that. There’s a third “fast†train that has been in and out of the timetables ov… https://t.co/o10xx7hqZh
@aspientiae I’ll pay that.
CanberraInsider “Don’t be in such a hurry gentlemen” - poster satirising the initiatives towards Federation, 1895 pic.twitter.com/c30NdLD4XM
RT @filmTVtrivia: The use of the word “quack†to refer to an incompetent doctor stems from an episode of Grey’s Anatomy where Addison botc…
RT @Mulboyne: To avoid stinking out regular carriages, a train used exclusively by fishmongers, has brought fish from Ise in Mie prefecture…
@zdnetaustralia Wed plan, updated: Quick nap; review APRICOT / APNIC 49 sessions; 1430 & 1600 interviews; write for… https://t.co/HDBeczZS2e
RT @apnic: “It was a pretty simple delegation of duties: Is Geoff doing it? No. Then I guess I must be doing it.â€
Peter Elford on the begi…
I think someone needs to update their out-of-office message. pic.twitter.com/la8iERAvxf
GreenJ zeitgeist check … pic.twitter.com/IrbbN1h83W
RT @mattcdef2000: She should complain to the manager. https://t.co/Qb9NlLXR78
@zdnetaustralia Rearranging my plans because reasons.
The Independent National Security Legislation Monitor (INSLM) has two days of hearings on the Telecommunications an… https://t.co/XzdKSBeJIz
@GreenJ [Nods.]
@GreenJ I gather you like sitting on a horse’s face then?
RT @dobes: hahahaahahahahaha, brilliant! https://t.co/BOsP04E6yy
@smartbrain @sylmobile It’s an Angiostrongylus cantonensis, if you want to do more research.
@smartbrain @sylmobile Well, since 1 June 2019. ;)
@sylmobile You are not alone in this, but rest assured it’s a brain worm.
I am reliably informed that this presentation “Subsea networking for non-physicists†will be very good. Learn how i… https://t.co/jcYhR5dw3B
RT @irisherself: my colleague just sent me this and now I have to ponder over it for the rest of the day… https://t.co/HsEQCS2b4c
@kels_316 There’s lots of evolutionary bullshit our minds are stuck with. Sigh.
@BruceHore @oberonsghost Freeze-dried bureaucrats!
“Australia without Holden ‘like getting rid of all the kangaroos and koalas’,†because there’s something wrong with… https://t.co/8zI3Q2nWrP
RT @LeftyMatt: What did Michael Pascoe do to end up in this gallery of dunces? #auspol https://t.co/URpJT9CYby
@cbmccartney Isn’t that the National Party?
@GordyPls @BreakfastNews Hahahaha. I see. Well, he’s chair of the “Inquiry into 5G in Australia†so that’s all fine… https://t.co/bYogaHupAW
@GordyPls @BreakfastNews So he’ll know what to do if it shits itself?
Gillespie says they’re “announcing the Space Agency today� The Australian Spade Agency was founded on 1 July 2018.
@GordyPls @BreakfastNews This guy? pic.twitter.com/sNV3vMUuG0
RT @NewtonMark: These thin-skinned sociopaths cannot abide by one single bit of criticism. Every tiny facet of dissent has to be crushed. T…
RT @stilgherrian: None of this should be taken as criticism of anyone who’s mourning the Manning Bar, except to say that you’re all wrong i…
RT @stilgherrian: I don’t care how many of you lost your virginity there, or conducted yourself in a way that led to that result.
RT @stilgherrian: Lots of people seem to be having Manning Bar closing feels. My equivalent at Adelaide Uni, the Union Bar, I’d be perfectl…
@darrenpauli Yep, that sounds like something you’d do. Was it worth it?
I knew someone would get it! https://t.co/i4qpwR67Yh
“After years of being warned that its over-reliance on fee-paying Chinese students was a risk no public company wou… https://t.co/NrfRzjPMG5
“Garry Linnell: Our universities are run by slow learners and the coronavirus proves it†https://t.co/Sp25B0qj57
RT @leonardocarella: Ultimate boomer: https://t.co/8c1CmfBjrV
Wed plan: Another day at APRICOT / APNIC 49 in Melbourne https://t.co/QnPGbeVFAo. Follow or mute #APRICOT2020 as yo… https://t.co/a1Aen7TGKg
RT @kels_316: tfw you get laughed off campus for shitting yourself so threaten to come back with guns. Just a normal thing. Not at all trig…
@DavidFeng @papadimitriou Quiet, David. :)
Notice anything peculiar about this group of people? https://t.co/xdWOIJ8OFa
Melbourne, eh pic.twitter.com/ljvtR05Eka
Wednesday. Stack all the crockery, carefully. Which ones are blue? Wednesday.